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by DanMcQueen
Wed Mar 11, 2015 6:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I add a penny. Someone in the dessert, there might or might not be anti-luminescent phoenix (containing some W-prime-bozon-modified pear DNA) floating apparently motionless below a pile of ultraviolet and off-white Ashes, six pennies, a yottagram of dumb pink flowcharts and a penny press. On the sur...
by DanMcQueen
Thu Mar 05, 2015 3:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

marvinwheresthekaboomiwaspromisedanearthshatteringkaboom.jpg I add a pair of Ford Prefects Someone in the dessert, there might or might not be anti-luminescent phoenix (containing some W-prime-bozon-modified pear DNA) floating apparently motionless below a pile of ultraviolet and off-white Ashes, fo...
by DanMcQueen
Wed Mar 04, 2015 6:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I add a few orders of magnitude. Somewhere in the dessert, there might or might not be an anti-luminescent phoenix (containing some W-prime-bozon-modified pear DNA) floating apparently motionless below a pile of ultraviolet and off-white Ashes, two pennies and an Isogram of antimatter. On the surfac...
by DanMcQueen
Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I leave a penny.

Somewhere in the dessert, there might or might not be an anti-luminescent phoenix (containing some W-prime-bozon-modified pear DNA) floating apparently motionless below a pile of ultraviolet and off-white ashes and two pennies.
by DanMcQueen
Fri Feb 27, 2015 4:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1492: "Dress color"
Replies: 362
Views: 59894

Re: 1492: "Dress color"

Screw the dress... Randall, what about the llamas?
by DanMcQueen
Thu Feb 26, 2015 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I inspect a charge-parity violation in the weak interaction.

Somewhere in the dessert, there are two or three anti-luminescent phoenices (containing some W-prime-bozon-modified pear DNA) fluttering very slowly below a pile of ultraviolet and off-white ashes.
by DanMcQueen
Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:46 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0129: "Black Hole Moon"
Replies: 63
Views: 24446

Re: What-If 129: "Black Hole Moon"

I'm actually more interested in his answer to the eclipse question. Seems like there should be noticeably significant gravitational lensing during an eclipse event...perhaps resulting in a laser-like solar beam carving a smoking path across Earth's surface. Unfortunately my relativity-fu and optics...
by DanMcQueen
Fri Feb 13, 2015 4:26 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0129: "Black Hole Moon"
Replies: 63
Views: 24446

Re: What-If 129: "Black Hole Moon"

I'm not convinced that Randall's analysis is complete. The tidal forces work both ways and the moon has a tidal bulge. The swap to a black hole will alter this interaction and will ultimately have an effect on the Earth. Earth's gravity presently produces a 51 cm tidal bulge in the moon, but that i...
by DanMcQueen
Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I add a setting and a little mood lighting.

Somewhere in the desert, there are two orange and magenta phoenices (containing some pear DNA) fluttering above a pile of dark-red and charcoal grey ashes.
by DanMcQueen
Wed Feb 04, 2015 6:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I pour a mixture of Magnesium Nitrate, Phosphorus Hypochlorate, Aluminium and Iron Oxide... and run like hell.

There are the molten remains of zero pennies in what less-likely-but-still-probably still counts as a pile of OMG-GREEN-THERMITE-FIRE-burning pear trees.
by DanMcQueen
Wed Feb 04, 2015 5:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I cut all the pear trees into firewood

There are zero pennies in what less-likely-but-still-probably still counts as a pile of pear trees.
by DanMcQueen
Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I check out a book. Negative five thousand years in the future*, there are negative five copies of Whitehead and Russell's Principia Mathematica, negative three zombies, negative one zombie sheep, negative one normal sheep, negative one library, positive zero pennies, a positive partridge in a posit...
by DanMcQueen
Mon Feb 02, 2015 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

One of the zombies decomposes a symphony. Five thousand years in the future, there are four copies of Whitehead and Russell's Principia Mathematica, three zombies, one zombie sheep, one normal sheep, one library, negative zero pennies, a negative partridge in a negative pear tree, and a hand-scribbl...
by DanMcQueen
Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in any direction in any way you want
Replies: 1028
Views: 112519

Re: Count in any direction in any way you want

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by DanMcQueen
Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I spin the wheel of temporal misfortune. (sorry) Five thousand years in the future, there is a partially-frozen library containing the remains of SirGabriel(with no shadow), two sheep, negative zero pennies, Whitehead and Russell's Principia Mathematica (which is open to page 5461 with the section o...
by DanMcQueen
Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take a Penny.

There is a library containing SirGabriel, zero sheep, zero pennies, and Whitehead and Russell's Principia Mathematica, and Penny, the Librarian, is missing.
by DanMcQueen
Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I close the book I was reading and wander out of the library, wondering what kind of lunatic would call their doubloon "Numberwang". Somewhere in Africa, there is a child who has never heard of a library.

There is an empty library.
by DanMcQueen
Tue Jan 27, 2015 4:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take the other half of the pennies

A Big Bang response was the toxic product of rabbit tablets which were bought online for a doubloon, which is of course Numberwang, and there are infinity pennies in the pile.
by DanMcQueen
Mon Jan 26, 2015 6:44 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0126: "Stairs"
Replies: 67
Views: 25067

Re: What-If 0126: "Stairs"

But I wanted to know how long it would take to ride an escalator to space.

slinky + escalator = win
by DanMcQueen
Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I add an infinite number of pennies.

A Big Bang response was the toxic product of rabbit tablets which were bought online for a doubloon, which is of course Numberwang, and there are infinity minus two pennies in the pile.
by DanMcQueen
Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I spin the chinese zodiac wheel.

A Big Bang response was the toxic product of rabbit tablets which were bought online for a doubloon.
by DanMcQueen
Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1475: "Technically"
Replies: 60
Views: 12765

Re: 1475: "Technically"

**BLOWS WHISTLE**

Fifteen yards for adverb abuse - starting or ending a sentence with an adverb unnecessarily.
by DanMcQueen
Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I try to straighten out the wrinkles in the last sentence.

Big Bang-response to toxic products, a doubloon and online bought botox tablets.
by DanMcQueen
Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I leave a penny.

Big Bang-response to toxic products and a penny.
by DanMcQueen
Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in any direction in any way you want
Replies: 1028
Views: 112519

Re: Count in any direction in any way you want

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by DanMcQueen
Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in any direction in any way you want
Replies: 1028
Views: 112519

Re: Count in any direction in any way you want

(a + bi)(a - bi)
by DanMcQueen
Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I introduce a little Lorentz Invariance to the pile.

There is a massive implosion with highly toxic reaction products
by DanMcQueen
Wed Jan 14, 2015 4:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in any direction in any way you want
Replies: 1028
Views: 112519

Re: Count in any direction in any way you want

f(x)-g(x)/f(g(x))
by DanMcQueen
Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0124: "Lunar Swimming"
Replies: 60
Views: 33896

Re: What-If 0124: "Lunar Swimming"

True, but unless I've done my math wrong. The mass change from a 2 moles of H2 and 1 mole of O2 to 2 moles of H20 (about 32 grams) is about 5 nanograms. So, negligble. The net binding energy released per mole of water produced is 469kJ. A mole of water weight approx 18g (not 32g). Considering it ta...
by DanMcQueen
Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0124: "Lunar Swimming"
Replies: 60
Views: 33896

Re: What-If 0124: "Lunar Swimming"

Please do a part 2 about pools on other planets... PLEASE!
by DanMcQueen
Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Double Post: Count to a Million Edition
Replies: 41604
Views: 2317352

Re: Double Post: Count to a Million Edition

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by DanMcQueen
Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in any direction in any way you want
Replies: 1028
Views: 112519

Re: Count in any direction in any way you want

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by DanMcQueen
Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 534966

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Her Majesty The Queen
Buckingham Palace
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by DanMcQueen
Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in any direction in any way you want
Replies: 1028
Views: 112519

Re: Count in any direction in any way you want

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by DanMcQueen
Wed Dec 31, 2014 7:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4250
Views: 534966

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

haiku are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator
by DanMcQueen
Fri Dec 26, 2014 11:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in any direction in any way you want
Replies: 1028
Views: 112519

Re: Count in any direction in any way you want

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by DanMcQueen
Fri Dec 26, 2014 8:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in any direction in any way you want
Replies: 1028
Views: 112519

Re: Count in any direction in any way you want

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by DanMcQueen
Wed Dec 24, 2014 5:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

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There is a normal penny, a half-eaten imaginary rabbit, and a smelly penny in a pile of non-scents.
by DanMcQueen
Wed Dec 24, 2014 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 338237

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I add a layer of complexity.

There is a normal penny, an imaginary penny, and a smelly penny in a pile of non-scents.
by DanMcQueen
Wed Dec 24, 2014 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count in any direction in any way you want
Replies: 1028
Views: 112519

Re: Count in any direction in any way you want

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