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by freaki
Sat Nov 06, 2010 2:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036137

Re: Postify your facerity

Image

taken about a year ago.
by freaki
Thu Nov 04, 2010 11:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 914122

Re: Awesome Thread (because we need more awesome)

the money I got for my birthday has finally been made available- I just withdrew £10 of the £110 pounds i had.
now all I need to do is get my arse to the halifax and get me a mini-statement, see if I can activate my paypal account yet.
by freaki
Sat Oct 23, 2010 9:27 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Most Overrated Artists/Songs
Replies: 241
Views: 33501

Re: Most Overrated Artists/Songs

fucking nickleback

I used to like them , until that bloody song rockstar got played a million bazillion times everywhere all the time.
it was then that I realized that Chad Kroeger does kinda look like a spaniel that has just come in from the rain.
by freaki
Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 914122

Re: Awesome Thread (to balance Rant Thread)

Super Mario bros. RPG is pretty awesome, Square and Nintendo should get together and make SMB RPG 2, and this time feature Luigi in it as well.

seriously, I've been playing that game so much recently.
by freaki
Thu Oct 21, 2010 2:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481185

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, you start to play the final countdown on your new keyboard, and this prompts the world to kill itself as you aren't very good at it.

I wish I knew what I was doing.
by freaki
Fri Oct 15, 2010 12:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 216396

Re: You Laugh, You lose

by freaki
Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481185

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

DENIED! this would upset nature's fine balance

I wish I had a fine balance on a bike.
by freaki
Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:14 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: So... Why'd you choose your "Top Ten Favourite Games"?
Replies: 134
Views: 29865

Re: Top Ten Favorite Games

In reverse order, my top 10 are as follows: 10) Ninja Gaiden 2- the dark sword of chaos (NES) http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:380kuxjM2aU7HM:http://www.videogamecritic.net/images/nes/ninja_gaiden_ii__the_dark_sword_of_chaos.jpg&t=1 this is an awesome game, and I love playing it, the only real...
by freaki
Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Unnecessary Censorship
Replies: 114
Views: 14399

Re: Unnecessary Censorship

Felstaff wrote:
Duban wrote:We know you ****** it because we have pictures. It's sick, and in a daycare center of all places!

What were you doing taking pictures in a daycare centre? Someone claimed they saw you ***** the children's toys.

how horrible, I'm phoning the authorities
by freaki
Mon Oct 11, 2010 4:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36940
Views: 2430419

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must p

mieulium wrote:And charming men with extremely long incisors... I wonder what they a- ....................AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

your avatar reminds me of this
by freaki
Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481185

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you get thrown in jail for having 3 children

I wish my dog could feed himself.
by freaki
Fri Oct 08, 2010 12:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481185

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, someone steals the bike before you can ride it though.

I wish I didn't feel so lazy on fridays
by freaki
Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions
Replies: 4059
Views: 371481

Re: REALLY Annoying Misconceptions

Misconception: Not smiling is an indication of unhappiness. Just because I'm not smiling doesn't mean I'm not happy. I just don't feel like smiling. More often than not, whenever I walk into a room, someone asks me if something's wrong, and I have to plainly tell them that no, that's just how my fa...
by freaki
Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:32 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Racist Republican is Racist
Replies: 84
Views: 10219

Re: Racist Republican is Racist

Not A Raptor wrote:Once more, I am saddened by the choice between incompetent and insane.

I'd choose incompetence over insanity any day of the week.
by freaki
Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:26 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: America's New Threat: Taliban Dan
Replies: 14
Views: 2275

Re: America's New Threat: Taliban Dan

to be honest, I wouldn't have been surprised if a british politician had tried to pull off the same stunt. they're all a bit sneaky like that.
by freaki
Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481185

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you crash into a lamp-post and die a horrible, slow, painful death

I wish the cup of coffee I just had would hurry up and take effect
by freaki
Wed Oct 06, 2010 6:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481185

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, however stamps are now obselete as we have just figured out a way to send objects through phone lines and the internet

I wish I knew why my internet slows to a crawl around 6 or 7.
by freaki
Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: My number is bigger!
Replies: 1590
Views: 420577

Re: My number is bigger!

2^infinity minus 1
by freaki
Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 349327

Re: Misquote the person above you.

No thanks, I am going to die. Bahahahahahahahaa!!! No, but seriously, Lmaoathons were held at my house over that. Hey, there is no such a thing as taking shadenfreude too far you know! Woo hoo, let's be dicks! Count me in! Can knee you in the groin? How awful to even suggest that; you should be exi...
by freaki
Tue Oct 05, 2010 7:43 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Slow Internet Access
Replies: 10
Views: 2393

Re: Slow Internet Access

I have a similar, but rather more strange problem: I am on a shared wireless connection at my house- proper good shit- N router and recievers, fibreoptics curtosey of Virgin Media (although we are still on the old NTL modem from '05), but the problem affects me, and only me. My internet works absolu...
by freaki
Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:48 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 401082

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

one of the ICT teachers at my previous school was great for wild stories such as:
[quote=Mr. Miller]I once won a sumo tournament when I lived in Japan.[/quote]
bear in mind, he was very skinny, so he claimed that he won through agility, but as they start clasped together, this is extremely unlikely.
by freaki
Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: Wi kant spel
Replies: 26
Views: 2656

Re: ITT: Wi kant spel

Agrede, jibreish si ont lalaodwe ni shit htreda
by freaki
Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 662892

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

always lick metal sweater badges
by freaki
Fri Oct 01, 2010 1:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481185

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, however you break it after putting it in a spin-cycle, it's not dead, but it's too swollen to fit in the phone. nice going

I wish I had a playstation 3, an Xbox 360, a Wii and a bunch of really awesome games for the lot of them.
by freaki
Fri Oct 01, 2010 12:54 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: plant cell micrograph
Replies: 2
Views: 660

plant cell micrograph

does anyone have any decent labelled plant cell electron microgaphs that they could share? I'm having trouble labelling one because it's a very blurry, vague Black and white photocopy that I have and google isn't really helping, for once. EDIT: the type of plant cell isn't specified because it wasn'...
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481185

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Kromix wrote:denied, you hand writing will be miserable for ever.



i wish for coffee

Granted, however, you are now allergic to coffee

I wish I was good enough at street fighter to make a profession out of playing it
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 3:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread
Replies: 1141
Views: 197590

Re: The "How Have I Never Noticed That Before?" thread?

I wouldn't call the Wiimote+ nunchuck the best controller of all time- I prefer Sony's dual shock series, personally.
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How can you be too old for something?
Replies: 54
Views: 8934

Re: How can you be too old for something?

This one was Little Britain, back when it was still funny. But hey, it seems like something multiple comedians could think of without knowing that someone else had already done it. yeah- Little Britain was funny at first, then grew childish, then got cancelled but those ads with the little britain ...
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3533925

Re: Rant Thread (to balance Awesome Thread)

I hate it when things directly affecting me and my life are taken out of my hands- for example, my school lost my ICT coursework for a course which is 100% coursework, as a result my life seemed to spiral out of control- now, of course, I'm doing forensics at college, but that was a last minute thin...
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 1:37 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Firearms
Replies: 555
Views: 64518

Re: Firearms

the problem with guns is that if you make them illegal, they just go underground- it's a widely known and stated fact that the majority of murders in the developed world which are gun-related are unlicensed guns. it's the ultimate catch 22- if you make guns illegal there are less around, however mos...
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 662892

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Never befuddle moist ravenous pain drops.
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Explain your avatar!
Replies: 1628
Views: 151775

Re: Explain your avatar!

this is the sort of thing I use temporarily until I find something better- my MS Paint interpretation of white noise.
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:40 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2380130

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

I'm Alex, and I'm a Forensics student (first year of 2 at time of post) at West Herts College. My science is a bit out of practice, as I wasted a year in 6th form, doing absolutely no science whatsoever. it's all coming back to me now, it's kind of like riding a bike. and looking down, it would seem...
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hit the person above you with a random object!
Replies: 1656
Views: 119363

Re: Hit the person above you with a random object!

*smashes badion's skull with a tyre iron, giving off a satisfying thud*
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote the person above you.
Replies: 4764
Views: 349327

Re: Misquote the person above you.

No thanks, I am going to die. Bahahahahahahahaa!!! No, but seriously, Lmaoathons were held at my house over that. Hey, there is no such a thing as taking shadenfreude too far you know! Woo hoo, let's be dicks! Count me in! Can knee you in the groin? How awful to even suggest that, you should hang y...
by freaki
Thu Sep 30, 2010 11:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0796: "Bad Ex"
Replies: 84
Views: 20785

Re: "Bad Ex" Discussion

I bet white hat guy is black hat guy's good twin.

or nice guy alter-ego
by freaki
Wed Sep 29, 2010 8:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2481185

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted- but you can no longer execute the schemes, and you are so uncharismatic that nobody pays any attention to you (lolcwutididthar?)

I wish I wasn't so bloody useless at life.
by freaki
Wed Sep 29, 2010 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: What's the difference between man and animals?
Replies: 135
Views: 14754

Re: What's the difference between man and animals?

there is no real difference between man and animals- the thing is all animals are different. man is an animal which has evolved to be very good with tools- our opposable thumbs allow us to create tools and objects, and use them after- it has got to the point where we are so good at it, we are actual...

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