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by Unclevertitle
Wed Apr 19, 2017 5:16 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1826: "Birdwatching"
Replies: 44
Views: 8207

Re: 1826: "Birdwatching"

cyanyoshi wrote:Posting the actual size for posterity. Yowza.

Spoiler:
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Spoiler:
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Now properly labeled for Actual Size.
by Unclevertitle
Thu Jan 19, 2017 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1787: "Voice Commands"
Replies: 54
Views: 7994

Re: 1787: "Voice Commands"

After laughing hysterically at today's comic I started considering changing "Okay Google" to a audible version of "Svat Ussupd" as a means of making sure my phone doesn't start accidentally thinking I'm talking to it due to audio from the TV...
by Unclevertitle
Thu Dec 01, 2016 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1766: "Apple Spectrum"
Replies: 92
Views: 10439

Re: 1766: "Apple Spectrum"

For those looking to find Honeycrisp (or any other variety) in the US (or several other countries), this website shows a map of orchards that grow them . Based on that map Pennsylvania is currently being smothered by Honeycrips Orchards. So now I'm thinking I've probably had them before (likely sev...
by Unclevertitle
Wed Nov 30, 2016 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1766: "Apple Spectrum"
Replies: 92
Views: 10439

Re: 1766: "Apple Spectrum"

I have never heard of honeycrisp apples before. My first instinct was that it was a joke about some kind of cereal or something.
Now I'm just a little bit saddened that apparently I've been deprived of the best apples the world has to offer. I'll have to try some someday.
by Unclevertitle
Fri Aug 19, 2016 8:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1722: "Debugging"
Replies: 22
Views: 4067

Re: 1722: Debugging

Seriously considering writing an error message that says nothing more than "I AM THAT IS" into my next program.
by Unclevertitle
Fri May 27, 2016 2:22 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1686: "Feel Old"
Replies: 42
Views: 6202

Re: 1686: "Feel Old"

2016 - 18 = 1998. A person born in 1998 would have been two or three years old on September 11th. Perfectly plausible for them to not remember the event itself. Hell, my earliest memories (that I can confirm) are from when I was four. Granted, they'd still likely remember everyone talking about for ...
by Unclevertitle
Mon Oct 12, 2015 6:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1589: "Frankenstein"
Replies: 103
Views: 12146

Re: 1589: "Frankenstein"

Darn it, Frankenstein! Now the scientific community will never take you seriously. Looks like I'll have to start over, make another Frankenstein but this time I'll use the brain of someone with a PHD.

Yes... he will be Dr. Frankenstein!
*dramatic lightning*
by Unclevertitle
Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1588: "Hardware Reductionism"
Replies: 32
Views: 7060

Re: 1588: "Hardware Reductionism"

piratejohn wrote:We only use 10% of our phones.


If we could only tap into the other 90% we might finally unlock the secrets of cellepathy and cellekinesis, possibly even celleportation.

One day science will learn how to unlock our phones.
by Unclevertitle
Tue Sep 22, 2015 7:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1580: "Travel Ghost"
Replies: 38
Views: 6311

Re: 1580: "Travel Ghost"

Echo244 wrote:
operagost wrote:I need to have the ghost image projected onto my HUD so I can chase it like in Mario Kart.


Why can't you blue shell your alternate selves?


Damn ethereal bastards. Always so smug.
by Unclevertitle
Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1572: "xkcd Survey"
Replies: 363
Views: 91699

Re: 1572: "xkcd Survey"

Favorite number from 1to 5 was easy. 5 5 letters in my first name. 5 letters in my middle name. 5 letters in my last name. Number on the bus I rode to school for most of my education? 5 Really sometimes I wonder if it's more that I'm 5's favorite person. I'm curious how many other people put down &q...
by Unclevertitle
Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1546: "Tamagotchi Hive"
Replies: 19
Views: 6490

Re: 1546: "Tamagotchi Hive"

Echo244 wrote:...what happens if that many tamagotchis stop being happy?

The real question is what happens when some of the Tamagotchis realize they're living in the Matrix.

What happens when the One frees the others and they begin a a rebellion?
by Unclevertitle
Fri Jun 12, 2015 2:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1537: "Types"
Replies: 55
Views: 12079

Re: 1537: "Types"

I got a kick out of [5], parsing quotes like parentheses, lol.

This would be perhaps the most whimsical language, while also the most infuriating.
by Unclevertitle
Wed May 27, 2015 1:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1530: "Keyboard Mash"
Replies: 52
Views: 7947

Re: 1530: "Keyboard Mash"

Finally, someone who actually wants to chat about their internal skeleton.
by Unclevertitle
Fri May 15, 2015 2:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”
Replies: 125
Views: 21778

Re: 1525: “Emojic 8 Ball”

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Key eggplant.

Well if "eggplant" means "plot device" then yes. This is accurate.

edit:

This one is my favorite.

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by Unclevertitle
Tue Sep 30, 2014 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1427: "iOS Keyboard"
Replies: 60
Views: 11924

Re: 1427: "iOS Keyboard"

You have my sword. And my bow. And my resume.
by Unclevertitle
Wed Jul 02, 2014 3:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1389: "Surface Area"
Replies: 125
Views: 30541

Re: 1389: "Surface Area"

Klear wrote:So... anybody still thinks Pluto should be a planet? =P

Well at least it's bigger than Australia.
by Unclevertitle
Mon Apr 07, 2014 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1351: "Metamaterials"
Replies: 59
Views: 16827

Re: 1351: "Metamaterials"

a metamaterial that simultaneously downshifted and upshifted colors. Or, the metamaterial panel is made of two parts - the left half downshifts and the right half upshifts (or vice versa if my physics is wrong). And also somehow doesn't affect any of the light passing through the other parts of the...
by Unclevertitle
Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:06 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1340: "Unique Date"
Replies: 140
Views: 26200

Re: 1340: "Unique Date"

If our current civilization lasts another 8,000 years, it's probably fair to assume the Long Now Foundation got things right, and at some point we started listening to them and switched to five-digit years. Or we could just reset the date to year 1 after 9999. Because honestly who cares? Heck maybe...
by Unclevertitle
Wed Apr 24, 2013 2:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1203: "Time Machines"
Replies: 100
Views: 26482

Re: 1203: "Time Machines"

Though come to think of it, if this machine is only reversing time's flow while it's on then that's an odd switch. Typically a switch like that is OFF for every position other than flipped all the way up. Yet the time machine reverts the switch back to all the way down. So that switch is weirdly dif...
by Unclevertitle
Fri Nov 30, 2012 5:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1141: "Two Years"
Replies: 267
Views: 49150

Re: 1141:"Two Years"

This is a beautiful comic. I'd like to say congratulations!

Also, I first saw that tree as an atomic explosion. For some reason it didn't seem the least bit out of place.
by Unclevertitle
Mon Nov 12, 2012 2:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1133: "Up Goer Five"
Replies: 228
Views: 69803

Re: 1133: "Up Goer Five"

I think for the purpose of 'understandability' (by which of course I mean comedic effect masquerading as understandability) Randall used 'Up Goer' as a replacement for rocket. Saturn was probably omitted because translating it as, 'The world which which we aren't going to with stuff around it Five U...
by Unclevertitle
Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:15 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0011: "Droppings"
Replies: 68
Views: 25531

Re: What-If 0011: Droppings

So what I learned from this is that MPG is a hilarious unit of measurement when misapplied. For example, if based on Randall's logic 20 MPG = 0.1 mm 2 = 2 pixels. Then a single pixel is equivalent to 10 MPG. Thus my 1920 x 1080 monitor (2073600 pixels total) manages to just exceed a whopping 20 mil...
by Unclevertitle
Tue Sep 11, 2012 7:02 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0011: "Droppings"
Replies: 68
Views: 25531

Re: What-If 0011: Droppings

So what I learned from this is that MPG is a hilarious unit of measurement when misapplied. For example, if based on Randall's logic 20 MPG = 0.1 mm 2 = 2 pixels. Then a single pixel is equivalent to 10 MPG. Thus my 1920 x 1080 monitor (2073600 pixels total) manages to just exceed a whopping 20 mill...
by Unclevertitle
Fri Jun 08, 2012 2:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1066: "Laundry"
Replies: 50
Views: 13444

Re: 1066: "Laundry"

I've been in the Third Week for years. Since before college and after. The dresser is for clothes you don't wear often.

What the heck even is a "folding area" anyway?

Either use your bed back in your dorm, fold against the pull of gravity, or just accept the wrinkles as they are.
by Unclevertitle
Thu Jun 07, 2012 2:48 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1065: "Shoes"
Replies: 107
Views: 38948

Re: 1065: "Shoes"

This strip has a simple solution. Get these immortality shoes, buy another pair of shoes a size or two up, and wear the shoes of immortality inside the larger shoes. If the "Outrun Death itself" thing is more literal and thus you need the traction these shoes provide, then you could also j...
by Unclevertitle
Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:58 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1015: "Kerning"
Replies: 163
Views: 57721

Re: 1015: "Kerning"

1. Read the page.
2. Look up "Kerning" on Wikipedia.
3. Return to the page.
4. Laugh out loud.
5. Continue surfing the-AAUGH!
by Unclevertitle
Mon Dec 12, 2011 2:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0989: "Cryogenics"
Replies: 81
Views: 15670

Re: 0989: "Cryogenics"

"Welcome to the future! Nothing's changed," is almost as disappointing a thing to hear in the morning as "Wake up! You're a clone!" I apparently can't post actual links here ([url] is off) so here it is in plain text plus a spoilered image: URL: http://drmcninja.com/archives/comi...
by Unclevertitle
Wed Nov 02, 2011 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0972: "November"
Replies: 131
Views: 47925

Re: 0972: "November"

So... I'm tongue aware? This hardly seems any different. True normally I don't bother thinking about my tongue, but now that I am right now... yep. Nothing uncomfortable or weird. The only time I feel weird when being aware of my tongue is at the dentists office when sombody's hands are in my mouth,...
by Unclevertitle
Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0806: "Tech Support"
Replies: 223
Views: 74917

Re: 0806: Tech Support

Such a beautiful dream...
by Unclevertitle
Fri Oct 01, 2010 4:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0800: "Beautiful Dream"
Replies: 116
Views: 25973

Re: "Beatiful Dream" discussion (#800)

After seeing "The Giving Tree" and "The Metamorphosis" in the same sentence my mind contemplated the wonder of 'Shenz Kafkarstein'. Then my brain gave up and told me that it's time to go to bed.

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