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by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

They reverse the power, turning you into a spiral and then eating you.

I summon an army of zombie raptors, then sit back and watch the carnage from a safe location.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Your left eyebrow has informed me that you're not so good at introspection.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

It's not part of some higher organization?
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487426

Re: Interviewing the fora

Invisibility, because it's f@#*ing amazing.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3476

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

Bumpity-bump bump.

Yes, there's room for more, and yes, it's sorta still going on.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487426

Re: Interviewing the fora

Driving is for those weak in the leg.

Do you like owls?
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Good heavens. That sounds quite expensive, are you sure it works?
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Well, yes, I have, on occasion, done that myself, but that in no way excuses you from doing it too!
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

My gods, you're certain you've never been to Mars?
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I feel for you. Unfortunately, the raptors are invading, and we can't stay here long.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors, running out of humans to eat, decide to go cannibal. You are eaten.

I sit on top of a flying island, contemplating the meaning of "raptor" and raining heavy philosophy down on their heads.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

AHH GOD JELLYFIS-

Wait. No, it's earwigs. Nevermind.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Nov 14, 2012 3:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 487426

Re: Interviewing the fora

Because bacon tastes rather good.

Why, nextposter, aren't you a blue-green frog with laryngitis?
by BlackHatSupport
Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 107
Views: 17140

Re: Three Word Story

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole." With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire. T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues inc...
by BlackHatSupport
Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

But he knew one thing: a killer was still out there. With a cheese.
by BlackHatSupport
Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors find you slightly tastier than normal people.
(I'm missing a reference, so the raptors go back to being Boss.)


I take off in an X-wing, purge it of raptors and raptor-related stuff, and fly off into hyperspace.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:26 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: SOPA talk, yo.
Replies: 620
Views: 92999

Re: SOPA talk, yo.

If it's passed......wow.

The backlash will be absolutely incredible. Not to mention you'll hear the yelling across the world.

The only time the world literally beats a path to your door.....

....is when you pass SOPA.
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Jan 17, 2012 2:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

The Raptors learn SWARM ATTACK. You can't get them all.

I die.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Jan 16, 2012 2:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

They eat you and steal the recipe.

I transform myself into a massive group of organisms similar to the Flood.
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Jan 10, 2012 5:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Three Word Story
Replies: 107
Views: 17140

Re: Three Word Story

"Hello. Welcome to cjmcjmcjmcjm's ugly house, the only house where octopi can be eaten whole." With these words, my newlywed host offered me three glasses of beer. I accepted, but found swallowing difficult because my uvula is on fire. T'is the end. It is nigh. We are doomed! The Grues inc...
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Jan 10, 2012 1:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I will make life rue the day it tried to give BHS lemons.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

OK, fine! O'Neill wants nothing to do with us, what about Landry?
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

Nuke misfires. Slightly less hungry raptors.

I tranform into an artificially intelligent tank, completely inedible. Aim-Bang-Boom.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3476

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

The frigates bring weapons to bear on the pirate vessel and cut loose, also directing their fighters towards the piratical Daggers.
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

The Time Lord Raptors unfreeze time and you are devoured.

I escape by uploading my intelligence into a network of computers, buried at random locations all over the planet.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3720

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

Long Night of Solace continues scanning. A small fleet is dispatched to probe the bravo quadrant, unknowingly heading towards the Probefleet. The COMNAT High Military Command and High Council are waiting for Clara at the designated location. Starship Creation Name: Star Hunter -class Class: Super C...
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3476

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

A pair of fighters drop from the frigate's launch bay and make a low pass over the pirate's decks.

The nearest frigate readies weapons as the second moves for a clear shot.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Dec 21, 2011 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

Yes, I'll accept that, but I'm still skeptical that you built a miniature fusion reactor.
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3476

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

Ralith The Third wrote:I'm NAC but not really sure how I'm fitting in, especially without a ship.


Assasins are Church.
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4274
Views: 542825

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

HEY! Wicca is a legitimate belief system!
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3720

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

Does building stuff work like researching stuff or is there a difference? It's the same, it just taxes your racial abilities more. Do we get research bonuses if we own multiple planets? Actually, it's how many research-capable installations you have. Can we build per planet and space station or only...
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

They dislike your fireworks and still eat you.

I use the Power of Persuasion to persuade them not to eat me. They are helpless to resist.
Afterwards, supplies are easy to find.
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3476

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

The two frigates observe the approaching pirate with interest.

NOTE: all players control a "faction". I control the Government, Railth the Church, Darkname the NAC, cemper a pirate gang.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

The laser is inhabited by an A.I. who decided to shoot and incinerate you, then the raptors eat your ashes.

I offer all the raptors a starring role in Jurassic Park, provided they din't eat me I'll help them be stars.
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest
Replies: 36
Views: 3720

Re: RolePlay: Galactic Conquest

(Accepted. I'll start compiling a list of the races and such.)
by BlackHatSupport
Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3476

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

(Pirate man accepted. This will be interesting.

Remember, if anyone loses their ship, they can either buy a new one at a port or pay recovery companies to try and rebuild their wreck.)


A pair of frigates are cruising the southern skylanes.
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Skylands: Heretic Wars
Replies: 34
Views: 3476

Re: Skylands: Heretic Wars

The frigate cruises back towards the main English navy base, Liverpool.

(Since no one else is, I'll play the N.A.C. for now)

A group of NAC ships is dispatched to take a look at a remote skyland and see if it's useable as a staging area.
by BlackHatSupport
Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

A lucky shot from a human survivor kills you.

I sneak around with a rechargable laser sniper, picking off raptors and finding food and water.
by BlackHatSupport
Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2318
Views: 307609

Re: Escape from Raptors

As they disappear, your proof also proves you don't exist and YOU vanish in a puff of logic.

I find and use the anti-raptor spray and go supply hunting.
by BlackHatSupport
Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: One Word Story
Replies: 38
Views: 7602

Re: One Word Story

"I said, WELCOME! You faggot," said Donkey. After Superman flew brazenly onto another wormhole

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