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by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Best error messages?
Replies: 238
Views: 34168

On the BBC 606 message boards.

Error: An unknown error has occurred


Real helpful.
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:11 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: xkcd NFL fantasy football
Replies: 46
Views: 8890

If this is proper football or "soccer", then:

Can we do the one on http://www.fantasy.premierleague.com ? Because I already made a team on that one.
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Aug 15, 2007 11:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The responsibilities of age. (Re: changing your name)
Replies: 87
Views: 7701

Please, for the love of god change it to Doctor! Imagine how cool it would be to be called Doctor, everyone would call you doctor [last name] and then if you BECAME a real doctor, that's a whole 'nother story! What's your current name? This. And when you do become a Doctor, change your name to McNi...
by Nuclear Spoon
Sat Aug 11, 2007 12:42 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Too Many Ninjas!
Replies: 29
Views: 8285

Once you get past 40 it's more or less just down to luck.

The new high-score is 200 :/
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Aug 08, 2007 2:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Finland or Sweden?
Replies: 61
Views: 5680

Re: Finland or Sweden?

Norway? More like Snoreway. Eeeyh. Just because we all doze on piles of money doesn't give you the right to be rude. Also, I suspect I just missed a reference. For you. And for the win. [url=http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/]FORGET NORWAY [/url] I've always giggled while looking at maps of t...
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Finland or Sweden?
Replies: 61
Views: 5680

Finland or Sweden?

I am going to say Finland, because it has hot girls and Teemu Tainio.

Sweden has IKEA.

I have not included Norway or Denmark.

You don't need to know why.
by Nuclear Spoon
Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:02 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Too Many Ninjas!
Replies: 29
Views: 8285

Too Many Ninjas!

http://www.foddy.net/temp/test.html

My top score is only 39, but some other guy got 69.

Pics would be nice of your score.

edit: 52 after an insane run of luck =D
edit: 58 now
Image
by Nuclear Spoon
Sun Aug 05, 2007 9:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sports
Replies: 41
Views: 3386

Somnia wrote:I don't follow any sports, but I love catching a game of tennis or rugby or soccer or cricket. And virtually all winter sports are worth watching (skiing, snowboarding, curling, &c).


No.

No it is not worth watching.
by Nuclear Spoon
Sat Aug 04, 2007 11:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Favourite colour? (haha, proper spelling!)
Replies: 80
Views: 7778

thornesandrose wrote:I like ‘em all, as long it isn’t one solid color. However, red is the color of fire. Hmmm... :twisted:


Burn some sodium.
by Nuclear Spoon
Sat Aug 04, 2007 10:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sports
Replies: 41
Views: 3386

Sports

So, how many people play or actively follow sports? This may seem a little odd given that xkcd is the self-proclaimed land of geekery, but whatever. I follow football (or "sawker" to you Yanks), Tottenham Hotspur for the most part but I do keep up with most European and international news....
by Nuclear Spoon
Sat Aug 04, 2007 9:28 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Favourite colour? (haha, proper spelling!)
Replies: 80
Views: 7778

Green. Dunno why.
by Nuclear Spoon
Fri Aug 03, 2007 4:52 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Bill Bailey to enter Eurovision
Replies: 3
Views: 2235

Bill Bailey to enter Eurovision

http://www.billbailey.co.uk/latestnews/ ... ision.html

Only reason you ever need to watch Eurovision.
by Nuclear Spoon
Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Eon Windfarm adverts
Replies: 9
Views: 1827

by Nuclear Spoon
Thu Aug 02, 2007 4:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Eon Windfarm adverts
Replies: 9
Views: 1827

Eon Windfarm adverts

How fucking annoying are they?

The wind farms fucking convert the wind into energy, they don't bloody produce it, as the advert seems to be conveying.

Not to mention the fucking "OOH-AAH" in the background.

</rant>
by Nuclear Spoon
Tue Jul 31, 2007 10:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Kids names?
Replies: 216
Views: 16970

I've always liked Eric. Maybe to figures such as Eric Clapton or Eric Idle. Xavier is also possible.
As for girls names?
Tough one. Erica would do. Or Lilah.
Saves a few brain cells eh?
by Nuclear Spoon
Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:16 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Xfire Thread
Replies: 4
Views: 2292

NukeS is my username.

I haven't used XFire in ages though...
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Jul 25, 2007 11:54 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Well, I got my own radio show...
Replies: 29
Views: 5866

Would Megadeth sneak their way in?
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Jul 25, 2007 10:02 pm UTC
Forum: Food
Topic: Really good ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING food
Replies: 292
Views: 58370

Peanut butter and cucumber sandwiches.

It is actually excellent.
by Nuclear Spoon
Mon Jul 23, 2007 1:00 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Metal gear?!?
Replies: 19
Views: 4362

I am determined to get "Huh? What was that noise?" as my mobile ringtone.
by Nuclear Spoon
Sun Jul 22, 2007 1:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: hall of win
Replies: 72
Views: 7423

Hmm.

Boris Johnson
Bill Bailey
Hideo Kojima
Keith Moon
Stephen Fry
by Nuclear Spoon
Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Properly Rendering Insane Laughter
Replies: 5
Views: 1071

I sense inconsistency.

Your topic title is about rendering insane laughter in text form, yet your request in the containing post is about science or some such.
This makes me sad and confused. :(
by Nuclear Spoon
Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:12 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Too manly for Harry Potter? Never fear!
Replies: 7
Views: 5112

Too manly for Harry Potter? Never fear!

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/pottercovers.html

To be honest,

My wife read one page, screamed and grew a cock


is one of the funniest things I have ever read on the internet.
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Jul 18, 2007 11:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create an Olympic competition
Replies: 21
Views: 3419

Create an Olympic competition

It can be as detailed as you like. I just thought of one; Pissing. There are actually two kinds of Olympic Pissing. The first one is Distance Pissing. Competitors are judged on pissing as far as they can on a flat surface. The second one is Power Pissing, as I call it. Competitors are judged on how ...
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:04 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: "Dear Makers of Banner Ads..."
Replies: 16
Views: 3455

Mosquito ad was one of those generic "[Do this] and win [item]!".
In this case, you had to swat the mosquito, and there was no way to stop that infernal buzzing.
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Jul 18, 2007 6:00 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Hugh Laurie:A Real American Doctor FROM AMERICA (House M.D.)
Replies: 711
Views: 111096

Pixel wrote:I'm likely to get shunned for this, but I hate House.

I've only caught two episodes and they both annoyed the hell out of me. The House character is an ass, and with the drug use and whatnot is a danger to his patients.



He is supposed to be an ass. It would be boring if he wasn't.
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Any XKCDites going to Otakon?
Replies: 20
Views: 2671

Nyarlathotep wrote:
Nuclear Spoon wrote:I thought this topic was going to be about Metal Gear Solid.

I am bitterly disappointed. :(


Actually, the character was named after the anime convention. I kid you not.


I know. I was playing MGS1 just a few hours ago...
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:53 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: "Dear Makers of Banner Ads..."
Replies: 16
Views: 3455

"Dear Makers of Banner Ads..."

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/articles/69 ... banner-ads

He's right you know. The worst offender has to be that fucking mosquito ad from last year I think.

Digg it
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Any XKCDites going to Otakon?
Replies: 20
Views: 2671

I thought this topic was going to be about Metal Gear Solid.

I am bitterly disappointed. :(
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:38 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Libya revokes HIV death terms
Replies: 2
Views: 1463

Libya revokes HIV death terms

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6903336.stm

Is death better than life in a Libyan prison?
by Nuclear Spoon
Wed Jul 18, 2007 12:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lend me a hand, will ya...
Replies: 160
Views: 18393

"How big is the universe?" "Would Jesus commit a sin to save mankind from sin?" "Reflect on the following quote: [quote=Samuel L. Jackson]Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane![quote]" "Does the colour "blue&...
by Nuclear Spoon
Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:40 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: QI
Replies: 70
Views: 9943

QI is just about one of the best things the BBC has on at the moment. Admittedly it's not saying much, but it's absolutely farking awesome. Sean Lock is pretty good, too. "In America, cat's eyes break when you drive over them" "Why's that then?" "'Cos they're shit." <3<...
by Nuclear Spoon
Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:47 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Conservapedia, awesome
Replies: 52
Views: 8035

Conservapedia=Evangelipedia

It's getting disturbing. If these people think it's a joke then it lost its funny a long time ago.
by Nuclear Spoon
Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Dinosaur Game
Replies: 18
Views: 6542

...This failed :/
by Nuclear Spoon
Mon Jul 16, 2007 8:10 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Most Bogus Gaming moments.
Replies: 179
Views: 22425

End of Zelda 64.

Scenes of celebration. Woo and yay. Link walks up to Zelda.

"The End". And it's stuck there until you turn off.
by Nuclear Spoon
Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Dinosaur Game
Replies: 18
Views: 6542

Dinosaur Game

If you don't know how to play, don't.
Those who know the game, you know what to do.


Origami T-Rex:
Image
by Nuclear Spoon
Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:25 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Soldat?
Replies: 8
Views: 2287

Soldat?

Anyone play Soldat here?

It's an online 2D side-scrolling shooter, which can be modified in a variety of ways.
by Nuclear Spoon
Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:15 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Awesome videogame music?
Replies: 149
Views: 19366

Oooh, just remembered some more.

The Driver menu theme.

And also anything from Tony Hawks 1 and 2.
by Nuclear Spoon
Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:22 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Awesome videogame music?
Replies: 149
Views: 19366

Awesome videogame music?

Anything from Metal Gear Solid = instant win.

And I'm out.
by Nuclear Spoon
Mon Jul 16, 2007 5:20 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: scariest game moment - ***spoiler warning***
Replies: 232
Views: 23749

I don't think I've ever really shit myself when playing a game.

However, I have heard that a friend screamed like a little girl (he was not a little girl) when he got hit by one of The Sorrow's mindbeams in MGS3.
by Nuclear Spoon
Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Boris Johnson to run for Mayor of London
Replies: 3
Views: 1708

For the uninitiated, feast your eyes on one of Boris Johson's finest antics.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=iWIUp19bBoA

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