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by kilgore trout
Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

Come/cum word play is not giggle worthy or amusing. What your friend is saying sounds like a horrible pick up line that is more annoying to say to a girl then amusing. Thumbs down to the come/cum. Last summer I went camping with some friends and my one friend brought her naive and ditsy sister along...
by kilgore trout
Fri Sep 07, 2007 12:10 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: WTF Is Wrong With People! OR: People Killing Babies
Replies: 42
Views: 4790

Yeah, but that's you. Maybe I'll just worry about the kid being born first though, before all this stuff. Let me know when (and if ) you do have a kid if you still think you could possibly forget your own child. I am willing to wager a lot of money that unless you are an uncaring bastard, you will ...
by kilgore trout
Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:05 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: WTF Is Wrong With People! OR: People Killing Babies
Replies: 42
Views: 4790

Honestly, I can see this happening to someone. There is no need for punishment. If it was an honest mistake, these people will suffer for the rest of their lives. They're stupid, sure, but if they just forgot, well, believe me, I don't think jail will make a difference to them. I don't think forget...
by kilgore trout
Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

And then you taste the damned thing and it's all YUMMAYS, and you forget all about it being weird, and rationalize that your asshole is grosser because common wisdom says that it does not taste YUMMAYS. Oh dear god-that is the most hilarious thing I have read all day. The vagina is YUMMAYS, hip hip...
by kilgore trout
Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Coming out
Replies: 131
Views: 16668

Much to my surprise my brother officially came out to me a couple days ago. He also came out to our parents, and many of his close friends. It seems closet cases are not forever. My brother is still on the fence about whether he is going to live his life gay or re-train his brain to be attracted to ...
by kilgore trout
Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:48 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Are cigarettes socially responsible?
Replies: 96
Views: 9054

Several people have made claims cigarette smoking helps with stress, depression, etc. Does anyone have any proof by means of medical journals or something similar that cigarettes do indeed help with these issues, or are the claims personal opinion/anecdotal? Before I say anything else I ought to say...
by kilgore trout
Thu Sep 06, 2007 4:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

Ok, so poop comes out of the anus, so that is a no sexin zone. Have you met the vagina? There is blood, the possibility of a baby exiting at some point, vaginal discharge, aforementioned uterine chunks, maybe even a yeast infection. Really quite disgusting stuff goes on down there. It really makes t...
by kilgore trout
Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:47 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

I would actually prefer a cup size smaller. My boobs are big in comparison with my small frame. Plus, I have to seriously strap them down when I work out. I can match you and raise a cup size if girlweek is approaching. AHHHHH! I totally thought I was imagining that my boobs would go up half a cup s...
by kilgore trout
Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:31 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Looks vs Personality
Replies: 71
Views: 9249

The article refers to an attractiveness level by which everyone was measured. How did the researchers determine the attractiveness level? It seems attractiveness is subjective, although some research has suggested it has to do with having a symmetrical face. I also think using a speed dating method ...
by kilgore trout
Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:20 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Are cigarettes socially responsible?
Replies: 96
Views: 9054

Not to mention the idea that a lot of experiences during childhood can lower self esteem to the extend that psychological crutches like these are their only way of coping and the idea of charging people because of their inability to keep healthy due to physcological injuries would be adding insult ...
by kilgore trout
Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

It's true. After that, we drink shitty beer, scratch our crotches, watch football, and complain about our wives. While comparing cock size again, just for good measure. Hopefully you have a barefoot and pregnant wife cooking you a good meal in the kitchen so you can enjoy the footbal game in peace....
by kilgore trout
Tue Sep 04, 2007 9:04 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Are cigarettes socially responsible?
Replies: 96
Views: 9054

Yeah, the slope is slippery, and I don't really want to go down that route, all I am talking about is social responsibility. I think there is more to social responsibility then being responsible by not smoking around others . Health care costs are only one issue, and I am not proposing any solution ...
by kilgore trout
Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:36 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Are cigarettes socially responsible?
Replies: 96
Views: 9054

What about cigarette smokers social responsibility in the health care system ? Is it right for smokers to knowingly do harm to their health, and then expect their insurance company and medicaid (in the United States) to pay for the health problems they have as a result of smoking? I worked in a care...
by kilgore trout
Tue Sep 04, 2007 8:22 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

The "mine is bigger than yours" standoff is the most hilarious thing to watch How exactly does a "mine is bigger than yours" stand off actually work? I have a terrific mental image of 2 guys, naked ecxept for chaps and a cowboy hat ,meeting at high noon for the standoff... old w...
by kilgore trout
Tue Sep 04, 2007 1:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

I forget the percentage, but definitely more than half of women can't get off from vaginal stimulation alone. So don't be all surprised. For most women penis size is not important since most women don't have orgasms from vaginal penetration. Clitoral stimulation from fingers, tongue, or vibrators i...
by kilgore trout
Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

In a professional setting jeans are a no-no. That is why I said semi professional. I work in a construction office, jeans are fine. Plus, my ass looks good in jeans, so I don't think any of the guys at the construction office are going to protest my choice of pants. Steve motherfucking Jobs. I belie...
by kilgore trout
Sat Sep 01, 2007 4:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm Not Fat, I'm Big-Boned!
Replies: 476
Views: 41017

Anyways, getting more motivated lately. Have beat the crap out of the punching bag a few times, usually working myself JUUUUST shy of cardiac arrest. Hard to do it when the kids are awake, due to where the bag is located. You have my sympathies. Kids add an extra challenge to the daily work out. At...
by kilgore trout
Sat Sep 01, 2007 3:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

Anthropologie for the win. Wet seal tends towards the teenage trends from what I saw on the website, but maybe it's easier to find stuff in the store? I only need to worry about the "semi professional" attire for the next 6-8 months. The goal is to have my own business up and running in 6 ...
by kilgore trout
Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

Girls of xkcd (and guys if you are fashioned inclined) I need some fashion advice. Where should I shop for new clothes? I am past the teenage trendy stage, but I don't want to dress like a 40 year old either. I have to dress semi professional for work and I don't have a ton of money to spend on clot...
by kilgore trout
Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:36 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: nudity vs violence
Replies: 167
Views: 15942

Wait, are you saying it's stupid that he has a moral issue with homosexuality? Because that's the issue here. Not sex, homosexuality. Just so we're all clear. I personally believe that he has every right to his personal moral issue with homosexuality. He may have every right to his issue with homos...
by kilgore trout
Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

So, the gods have smiled upon me. My boss came down and asked who was going to get ice cream. Apparently there's free ice cream at work today. I'm eatting mint oreo cookie and peanut butter cup. Yey God! After reading your post about your state of horniness, I thought this story was going to be alo...
by kilgore trout
Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:20 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: nudity vs violence
Replies: 167
Views: 15942

Has anyone seen the documentary "This film is not yet rated?" I have not seen it yet, but it's in my netflix queue. I was interested in seeing this documetary because I do not understand why violence is more acceptable then sex. I have heard some interesting theories, but it still does not...
by kilgore trout
Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:49 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Prenup
Replies: 40
Views: 4837

What about two poor college students, one of which has a law degree from, say, Harvard, and a lead on a good job working for a top tier law firm in NYC, and the other has a degree in studio art and a good lead at as a manager at a local Burger King? Still no prenup? I don't think EVERYONE should ge...
by kilgore trout
Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:09 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Prenup
Replies: 40
Views: 4837

Untrue; one could easily develop individual assets after marriage, with which one's partner was in no way involved. Yes, one could easily develop assets after marriage. Most people do. The point of the prenup is to deal with the assets you bring into a marriage. Planning for supposed assets you mig...
by kilgore trout
Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:44 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: America Finally Wants To Be Smart!
Replies: 64
Views: 12534

Especially if everyone buys big cars to protect themselves from the big cars. Not saying you're wrong to do so. I also enjoy living. Just saying. I drive a Honda Accord, I just hope my good fuel economy pleases the road gods, and the gods in turn protect me from the monster cars. The Smart Car look...
by kilgore trout
Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

Cold Stone is passable if it is the only place around. Tons better then Dairy Queen. As for Graeter's, I have never heard of it, but I definitely would like to try the place. I just think its weird that the Cold Stone workers have a big bucket that says "will sing for tips". Since when are...
by kilgore trout
Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:22 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm Not Fat, I'm Big-Boned!
Replies: 476
Views: 41017

another bright and stormy night here in houston, another picturesque run. I am jealous, that sounds like an awesome run. My favorite run close to where I live is Snow Canyon. The scenery almost makes up for the 100 F heat. http://www.utahmountainbiking.com/ Neither have I. But you do minimise the c...
by kilgore trout
Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

I love ice cream, but I am slightly addicted to frozen yogurt. There is a place a couple miles from my house called Golden Spoon that has simply the best frozen yogurt ever. The yogurt only has 17 calories per liquid ounce (typical serving size is 4 oz) so I can convince myself I am eating healthily...
by kilgore trout
Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm Not Fat, I'm Big-Boned!
Replies: 476
Views: 41017

Also, one final worry: I have a huge number of striae (or stretch marks). This above all else makes me very self-conscious about my body's appearance. As a college student, I'm not exactly made of money to get those things fixed when the time comes. I just hope that when I lose weight, I won't beco...
by kilgore trout
Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Positive thinking
Replies: 53
Views: 5245

Positive thinking only works if it is followed by positive action. If you want to quit smoking you won't get very far just thinking positive thoughts. Your odds of quitting will increase if you take actions to quit-get the patch, chew gum, take up a new hobby, get a support group etc. I find positiv...
by kilgore trout
Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:07 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

I'm glad Ontario recognizes my marriage. Perhaps I should tell my mom to stop declaring my relationship as "living in sin", since I would be considered married in Ontario. I was surprised when I learned Utah allows for common law marriage. For such a religious/conservative area I would thi...
by kilgore trout
Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:55 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: America Finally Wants To Be Smart!
Replies: 64
Views: 12534

I recently witnessed a car accident where a Nissan Altima pulled out in front of a Ford Excursion. The T-bone accident totally ruined the Altima. The entire drivers side was crushed in, the roof was mangled, the windshield shattered to pieces. The Excusion on the other hand had a minimal dent on its...
by kilgore trout
Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

As a Utahan I feel obliged to clarify the polygamy issue, but I'm not happy about it. It all started when the territory of Utah was trying to become the state of Utah. The United States government didn't like Mormons very much, so it took issue with the practice of polygamy that was at the time a pa...
by kilgore trout
Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:46 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: America Finally Wants To Be Smart!
Replies: 64
Views: 12534

I like the idea of better fuel economy and saving money, but what happens when a smart car has a collision with a Ford F250 truck?
by kilgore trout
Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:38 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

The hairiness level I prefer on a man is facial scruff, but I can live with other bodily hair. My guy however, did not appreciate my hairiness level. I have dark hair, and it grows fast, so my legs are perpetually prickly. Hubby bought me a gift certificate to get the hair on my legs and underarms l...
by kilgore trout
Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

Hygiene is good, I just do not like it when a guy spends more time on his hair than I do, and has exorbitant amounts of beauty product.

I LOVE the look of a suit and tie on a guy, but only on special occasions. Day to day business wear gets boring.
by kilgore trout
Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

I likes my men hairy. And strong. And beer-drinking. And able to kill things with his hands, but kind enough to not want to unless he's starving in the woods or defending me from wild animals. I may be secretly in love with the Marlboro Man. I agree, none of this metero-sexual shit for me. If you r...
by kilgore trout
Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

I've never heard of consuming uterine chunks, but I have heard of consuming the placenta after birth.

Don't open this link if you are easily squeamish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placentophagy
by kilgore trout
Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:50 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Prenup
Replies: 40
Views: 4837

Prenups can serve a purpose beyond the relationship of the two individuals who are getting married. For example, if you are marrying someone who is part of a family business, their money is also their family's money. A prenup would protect the siblings assets from becoming fair game in divorce court...
by kilgore trout
Fri Aug 24, 2007 3:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: [SAFESPACE] Woman Thread - All Things Women. Period.
Replies: 27389
Views: 3488822

Meaux_Pas: Let the uterine discussing begin! I can add lots of icky, gross comments about uterine chunks, but I am completely lost when the discussion turns to recipe swapping. I am an absolute failure as a cook, and I have no decent recipes to share.

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