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by Wired
Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0150: "Grownups"
Replies: 147
Views: 83832

Or if you just want to be cheap, go into Chuck E. Cheese's on a slow (Very slow) day. I've never seen any cameras in Chuck E. Cheese's. But who knows? Things may have changed in the past... seven years. Or you can rent an inflatable ball pit for like a hundred bucks per day. Besides what would you d...
by Wired
Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0308: "Interesting Life"
Replies: 256
Views: 52086

This seems too familiar of the time I got the principle's permission to wash the second story windows in my free period. I harnessed up and lowered myself to the math room window and started squeegeeing away. Everyone was like WTF and LOL. I made a heart in the window when my old girlfriend looked. ...
by Wired
Wed Aug 22, 2007 4:54 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0306: "Orphaned Projects"
Replies: 102
Views: 23180

Anyone who has been hired out to break a couple up like this, say "aye".

Aye.
:/
by Wired
Fri Aug 17, 2007 6:26 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0304: "Nighttime Stories"
Replies: 211
Views: 53869

There was a girl who would stand out underneath the street lamp outside my house reading a book, waaay back when I was nine or ten. But back then I was afraid of the dark and was equally frightened of her. However, every night I would stay up until 10:00pm to 11:30 and watch her read under the stree...
by Wired
Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26092
Views: 2546180

Granted, you go to a festival but when riding the farris wheel the axel snaps off and it rolls away.
by Wired
Sat Jul 28, 2007 6:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0028: "Elefino"
Replies: 15
Views: 12464

It's been known that elephants often rape rhinos... But that's the inspiration for this comic isn't it? Oh, but I can answer your question. Rhino + Elephant = http://uncyclopedia.org/images/thumb/8/83/8_ugly_people.jpg/300px-8_ugly_people.jpg AHH! KILLITWITHFIREKILLITWITHFIREKILLITWITHFIRE!
by Wired
Wed Jul 25, 2007 4:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0294: "Bookstore"
Replies: 144
Views: 31544

(Reference: I finished Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in an hour. Granted, that's an easy read children's book, but still... ) 752 pages ( mass market paperback version ) in 60 minutes is about 12.53 pages per minute. You were reading a page every 4.79 seconds? Wow. Yep. I think I've slowed do...
by Wired
Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Worst. Job. EVAR. What is it?
Replies: 50
Views: 6279

Bag boy. Stand ALL DAY. Like, six to eight hours of standing. Pay sucks, no music allowed, you see people buying things you can't have, and you catch lots of cold handling random items, bring lots of wet wipes. Stable Worker. Not too bad, you can listen to music, the work is steady and time goes by ...
by Wired
Wed Jul 18, 2007 5:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0291: "Dignified"
Replies: 120
Views: 32561

I was not exactly sure which way through it was referring to. A mental image suggested someone's head going in...
I shouldn't spend so much time at /b/... It has begun to mess with me...

Anyway, when I realized it was referring to birth, I hit the floor, hard, laughing. Am I pathetic?
by Wired
Sun Jul 15, 2007 8:25 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: /b/ visitors...
Replies: 75
Views: 11742

If you don't like Internet memes, then /b/ is DEFINITELY not the place for you. Also, in the Wanton Disregard for Human Life and Property Department, I once saw a thread where these people were like, "There's a new wordfilter that looks for patterns of numbers and dashes. Try posting your soci...
by Wired
Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1444932

There are no girls on the internet! Anyway, what features do you like in a girl? Personally, just a little bit of belly fat is nice to see, sound weird? Not like. "D" but more like ")" It just shows that she doesn't conform to today's image and worry about her weight so much, whi...
by Wired
Sun Jul 15, 2007 3:01 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: What is hell? Designated 'Hell' Topic
Replies: 90
Views: 12731

The LDS (Mormons) believe in hell on earth. Those who die and go to hell simply leave their bodies and stay on earth in eternal torment and pain. They also believe there are seven levels of heaven (The first being hell on earth.) And I think the second as slaves or something, sorry if I'm wrong, the...
by Wired
Sun Jul 15, 2007 2:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How (and how fast) do you type?
Replies: 94
Views: 11463

Index, middle, and ring finger.
Thumbs for space bar.
Pinkies for backspace and tab.
Occasional glance at keyboard in between words.
Really fast. ^_^
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Dear XKCD,
Replies: 8
Views: 1560

You create your own.
http://www.carmex-kiss.de/
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sweet-ass technology
Replies: 15
Views: 2709

Yeah those are cool, hands-on tech is always good, but how about something we can actually get a hold of right now? http://www.oqo.com/ BAM! Literally a handheld computer, not like a PDA and smaller then a laptop. Pricey but sweet, a carry in your pocket computer that is actually a fully featured co...
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 5:19 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: "Water is not compressible, you cant sqeeze water...&qu
Replies: 47
Views: 15138

Hypothetical situation. You take an opened jar down into the depths of the ocean, y'know the place where the water pressure is so high that if you stick a styrofoam cup out there it would compress so much you could use a dime as a coaster for it. You filled halfway that jar full of water and closed ...
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: If I could name an em*O*tion
Replies: 21
Views: 3083

What's that feeling that you get when your just sick of someone?
Like, not anger, but it's a blankness like giving up.
Combine that with a feeling of relief, and you've got 'grish'. That's what me and my friends call it, it's our own personal emotion.
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:30 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: /b/ visitors...
Replies: 75
Views: 11742

And to benefit mankind. No joke.
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Funny Pictures Thread
Replies: 0
Views: 815

Funny Pictures Thread

Used the Search, turned up nothing, created topic. Let's see if it catches on. Post any funny picture that does not fall under the catagories of: Porns XKCD comic strips (Yeah they're funny, but this is XKCD forums, dur.) Sick Unfunny So basically like this. http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9906/1...
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:13 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: /b/ visitors...
Replies: 75
Views: 11742

/b/ is a conglomeration of the infinite knowledge and stupidity of the masses into a single organism known as Anonymous, this organism is truly all powerful, it has made it into the news, it has created a scare at the Superbowl, it has sent a couple international news sites crashing to the ground, i...
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 8:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2851805

Confession: I can't eat potato chips, I love 'em but they make me sick to my stomach. Oh, and I stopped watching cartoons when I was ten.
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:54 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Rap Music will destroy the world.
Replies: 99
Views: 17167

I HIGHLY disagree, the media has a lot to be blamed for, they shamelessly crush our society by creating the golden image, take a look in your highschool yearbook pal. Count how many girls you can see with straight blond (bleached.) hair, lots of mascara, and a pale yet acne-free, almost flat, faces....
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0289: "Alone"
Replies: 208
Views: 55022

If we don't already, this forum should have a 'personals' section. And now I sound like a total perv. But no, I could see benefits of it. It could be 'reasonably' safe, start by posting the state (or province or what ever else.) and see how many live in your state, from there post your city and see ...
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:26 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Rap Music will destroy the world.
Replies: 99
Views: 17167

Rap itself isn't actually the enemy which you speak, it's the 'gangsta' attitude and actions that follow. You can't really say rap is radical because many songs contain vulgar lyrics and such. You get all sorts of music out there that is considered radical. You can't really call any music radical wi...
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I never thought I'd write something like this.
Replies: 52
Views: 8505

Why can't they order pizza freely?
And what exactly qualifies as a bondage slave?

Those are some pretty strict rules that have been made...
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 7:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Five letters
Replies: 1346
Views: 117420

Learn extra geography occasionally, son.

W D O P C
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Questions only
Replies: 965
Views: 118976

Is 'smoove' even a word?
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:46 am UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Evil Genius
Replies: 72
Views: 10971

Lightning strikes the sea all the time, and it only affects fish within about ten yards or so (Dead or paralyzed.), my guess is that once electricity hits the water, it seizes the opportunity to spread throughout the conductive water until it is so dispersed it's weak. And how powerful is lightning ...
by Wired
Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD 2.0: INTRODUCE YOURSELF OR PERISH!
Replies: 2548
Views: 336776

Hey all, I'm new. Up until yesterday I was known as 'Infinity's End' for those who may recognize me, if anybody, decided to change the name to something more... real. I decided to join because these forums because apparently there is intelligent /mature life. Which is something I need. (Mature as in...

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