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by d0rk
Mon Apr 09, 2012 2:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1040: "Lakes and Oceans"
Replies: 166
Views: 77264

Re: 1040: "Lakes and Oceans"

As Randall stated in a talk at... some university, the Ballmer peak lies between 0.129 and 0.138% BAC. These are rounded values, the actual peak lies at a BAC of 0.1337%. The unmarked line in today's comic lies at a depth at exactly approximately 1,337m depth. I didn't want to spoil the sur...
by d0rk
Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1040: "Lakes and Oceans"
Replies: 166
Views: 77264

Re: 1040: "Lakes and Oceans"

As Randall stated in a talk at... some university, the Ballmer peak lies between 0.129 and 0.138% BAC. These are rounded values, the actual peak lies at a BAC of 0.1337%. The unmarked line in today's comic lies at a depth at exactly approximately 1,337m depth. I didn't want to spoil the sur...
by d0rk
Mon Apr 09, 2012 9:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1040: "Lakes and Oceans"
Replies: 166
Views: 77264

Re: 1040: "Lakes and Oceans"

Spoiler alert, I shat bricks when I saw it, you might not want to spoil that experience for yourself :P

Spoiler:
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by d0rk
Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1040: "Lakes and Oceans"
Replies: 166
Views: 77264

Re: 1040: "Lakes and Oceans"

I absolutely love the Ballmer-peak easter egg :D
by d0rk
Sat Jan 17, 2009 10:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8659
Views: 1751575

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

after lurking for some time in this thread: my entries

Spoiler:
1337_part_1.png
yeah, that's so much better than WEP.
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Spoiler:
1337_part_5.png
Now go away, these captions aren't going to write themselves!
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Spoiler:
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Spoiler:
choices_part_5.png
But what if she hates my backpack... never mind.
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Edit: and another one, cause I'm bored:

Spoiler:
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by d0rk
Sun Jan 04, 2009 10:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

to get back on track:

Confession: I have quite a bad cold (for about two weeks now) and every time I blow my nose, I just have to look at my tissue. It just gives me a sense of accomplishment to see what I produced...
But maybe I'm just weird.
by d0rk
Sat Jan 03, 2009 9:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessions Thread - Large Hadron Confider

Confession: I am bummed that the friend I was pushing away is actually spending less and less time with me. Yeah, it sounds stupid, I know. edit: conf: I've been away for so long that I'm quite confused about the "¡This cheese is burning me!" and "Free as in Destitute" stuff that...
by d0rk
Sun Nov 18, 2007 12:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Creative Curses
Replies: 125
Views: 8333

Re: Creative Curses

German is just a great language to curse in..
my favorite is "Total razierter kaksau!" which roughly translates to "totally shaven shitpig"..

I know, not really a great translation, but try yelling it out loud. It really rolls off the tongue :)
by d0rk
Thu Nov 15, 2007 11:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

I told bself i wouldn't come to these fora anymore, ut here i am.. very drunkenl :):) :P
by d0rk
Sat Nov 10, 2007 9:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20910
Views: 2902848

Re: Back to post yo' face

You know, the most breathtaking sight I've seen in a while,
was the sight of French men fucking under the stars.
We watched them dancing like mermen on fire,
til cops came and chased them away in their cars.


It seems kind of related.
by d0rk
Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20910
Views: 2902848

Re: Back to post yo' face

[...] I just really hate people who try to justify smoking that way.. "I hate it when people justify smoking to me like that' whoa.. not what I said. also: I don't need to tell people how they should live their lives. I don't want to. But if people lie about why they do something, that bugs me...
by d0rk
Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:22 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20910
Views: 2902848

Re: Back to post yo' face

Rachel, I like your color and cut in that last photo. Quite good, quite good. Well I like your beard. d0rk and whomever else apparently doesn't understand sarcasm: I was kidding. Listen, kids. Sometimes, on the internet, it's okay to back away and say "hey, just maybe they were kidding around ...
by d0rk
Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:17 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20910
Views: 2902848

Re: Back to post yo' face

but listen. Cancer is everywhere these days. I might as well get it how I choose to get it and not wait for it to sneak up on me. No... really, I hope you don't think this will work? I mean, Skin, Ovarian, Breast, Testicular, Pancreatic, .... cancer will sneak up on you, even if you smoke. If you r...
by d0rk
Sun Nov 04, 2007 12:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

No, I can't. My limit is one beer in the first 2 hours, then 2 more over the night. Anything more makes me sick. I have the alcohol tolerance of a six year old. Last night I drank about a third of a bottle of vodka, 330 mls, plus some baileys. 16 hours later, it's not worth it. heheh.. well, that's...
by d0rk
Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

Internetting at work can be tricky. I used to set up a VNC server on my home PC, and use a non-browser-based viewer to browse on my home pc. It can be slow as hell, but hea.. Internets!
by d0rk
Thu Nov 01, 2007 10:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stop changing avatars...
Replies: 259
Views: 16245

Re: Stop changing avatars...

KtC: aah, that's why you haven't been posting.... darn you and your changing avatar!
by d0rk
Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Help me design the ultimate breakfast machine
Replies: 47
Views: 4038

Re: Help me design the ultimate breakfast machine

http://srv.fmf.nl/imgred/?Image=http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/ggmain/strips/ggmain20070618.jpg (and the rest of this particular comic: http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/ggmain/strips/ggmain20070620.jpg http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/ggmain/strips/ggmain20070622.jpg http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/...
by d0rk
Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

@ pr0n: watching porn gives you headaches or are the 'activities' you take part in while doing so the reason for your discomfort? maybe you should try unstressing your neck muscles, as that might be the reason.
by d0rk
Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

1 versus 1 versus mode?
by d0rk
Sat Oct 27, 2007 6:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stop changing avatars...
Replies: 259
Views: 16245

Re: Stop changing avatars...

changing of avatars can have two possible results in my mind - gradually getting used to the avatar (only happens if I've seen a lot of that person in General. So Insig Dei and Cheese are in the clear) - Hey! New person! (I really don't know who, thus proving the point..) Cara is an edge case for me...
by d0rk
Fri Oct 26, 2007 9:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What have you learned the hard way?
Replies: 205
Views: 11654

Re: What have you learned the hard way?

good music systems piss off your neighbors.

on barfing: I'm really glad our bathroom has a drain in the floor ;)

on soldering and knives.. yeah, had to learn that the hard way too ;)
by d0rk
Fri Oct 26, 2007 7:22 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

Confession: I'm worried for Clerria.. Don't overwork yourself, even if you're paying off your debt. Just make sure you stay healthy
by d0rk
Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: emo cry baby thread: go down the road, not across the street
Replies: 146
Views: 10681

Re: emo cry baby thread: go down the road, not across the street

Whine: every single one of my house-mates are going to dinner with some other people I thought liked me. I'm not welcome.. High School all over again..
by d0rk
Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

ok, valid excuse. but there are some very nice ringtones. the ones that go : Beep..... Beeep beeep..... Beep beeep beeep... I really hate it when someones phone goes off, and they spend 2 mins looking for it. All the while it's looping the first 10 seconds of 'In da Club' or some other crappy song. ...
by d0rk
Thu Oct 25, 2007 11:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

Mobile Phones: put 'em on vibrate. If your leg starts shaking, it's yours. I really don't see the need for ringtones... Confession: I just want to go veg for a couple of months. Things are collapsing before me. I can't concentrate, and I have 3 very important tests coming up. I'm doubting if I'm sma...
by d0rk
Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:16 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Best *nix Desktop Environment/Window Manager/whatever
Replies: 243
Views: 47552

Re: Best *nix Desktop Environment/Window Manager/whatever

I've used KDE, Fluxbox and Gnome, and I really prefer Flux. KDE takes ages to load on the uni systems (network boot) and is waaay to bloated. gnome is a bit better, but I really like the amount of configurability of Fluxbox... a keys file with the hotkeys, a menu file with the menu entries, a style ...
by d0rk
Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

Series with a storyline are quite annoying. Missing an ep of 24 craps up any chance of knowing what the hell is happening the first 30 mins of the next one..

Series like Scrubs, House or *gasp* Friends are more accessible for me...
by d0rk
Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Amusing science misconceptions
Replies: 161
Views: 27370

Re: Amusing science misconceptions

The definition used may be a bit inaccurate, but telling a kid it's wasting water is correct. He is wasting clean water, which is a subset of water.
by d0rk
Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

meh. I don't really like any one of them, but hea, I'm not a woman ;)

Confession re series: I really hate viewing series on TV. Commercials bug me, and missing an ep. drives me crazy. So I download them.
by d0rk
Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

in Dutch we have a saying: "als de kat van huis is, dansen de muizen op tafel" a literal translation is "When the cat is away, the mice dance on the table" I find it extremely fitting ;)
by d0rk
Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:00 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: A line inside a square
Replies: 62
Views: 7502

Re: A line inside a square

4.11.24 is mine :)
by d0rk
Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

that's.... awesome...

edited for confessionness:

I just realized a part of my friends have ditched me.
by d0rk
Tue Oct 16, 2007 10:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Wet Riffs
Replies: 90
Views: 21262

Re: Wet Riffs

A simple solution to this problem is to get her to read the comic.. two birds with one stone really...
by d0rk
Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

TI83+ here :(
by d0rk
Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

it's just too easy... ;)
by d0rk
Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

Confession: I can't, for the life of me, remember ST's Avatar... :oops:
by d0rk
Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

It probably won't help, but: Sorry.
by d0rk
Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

wow, if not for my hate of sigs that would be sigged ;)
by d0rk
Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2705514

Re: Confessional Thread

CaraInFrames wrote:
d0rk wrote:...

You'll grow to know and love me as I am in the end, most do.


ego much? ;)
by d0rk
Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Ubuntu Gutsy
Replies: 67
Views: 5062

Re: Ubuntu Gutsy

meh. give me Debian with Fluxbox any day...

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