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by madjo
Fri Jan 10, 2014 12:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1315: "Questions for God"
Replies: 120
Views: 21146

Re: 1315: "Questions for God"

Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men... The Shadow knows...
by madjo
Fri Nov 30, 2012 2:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1141: "Two Years"
Replies: 268
Views: 64952

Re: 1141:"Two Years"

Jackpot777 wrote:purple monkey sparkle dishwasher


Damn you! That was what I was going to say.


To Randall and his loved one(s). Happy Biopsyversary, hopefully there are many more to come.
by madjo
Fri Oct 12, 2012 8:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1120: "Blurring the Line"
Replies: 74
Views: 19954

Re: 1120 : "Blurring the Line"

I can't help but wonder, what movie, that is a movie about a movie, is WHG talking about?

You have "alan smithee's" Burn Hollywood Burn.
Then there's Tropic Thunder.
Get Shorty
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

And many more
by madjo
Mon Jul 09, 2012 12:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1079: "United Shapes"
Replies: 169
Views: 41472

Re: 1079: "United Shapes"

That bear resembling Alaska with its jetpack, it reminds me of an 80s cartoon, but I can't figure out which one.

*update*
I figured it out, it reminds me of SuperTed, even though he didn't have a jetpack. :)
by madjo
Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1076: "Groundhog Day"
Replies: 107
Views: 24368

Re: 1072: "Groundhog Day"

Ned Ryerson? Bing! BTW, it's one of my most favorite movies. (It's also one that I almost always miss the beginning off when it's on the TV (I haven't been able to find it on dvd yet (and I've stopped buying anything from the MPAA alltogether, so it's doubtful I'll ever will)), accidentally it's th...
by madjo
Mon May 21, 2012 9:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1058: "Old-Timers"
Replies: 74
Views: 19675

Re: 1058: "Old-Timers"

Randall is illustrating an interesting concept. What becomes of us when we are no more than blue prints to be copied, transferred, and built when needed? What becomes of us when our blue prints are no longer needed? I copyrighted your ass, now you'll have to pay me every time you fart! Oh gods, the...
by madjo
Fri May 18, 2012 8:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1057: "Klout"
Replies: 83
Views: 36561

Re: 1057: "Klout"

And how the hell do I opt out of this nightmare? As far as I can tell, you can't. There's an Opt-Out Page , but the Facebook opt-out dealie returns a 502 Bad Gateway error, and the "Submit" link on the Twitter opt-out form goes nowhere, does nothing. Is anyone else having this rather glar...
by madjo
Mon May 14, 2012 9:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1055: "Kickstarter"
Replies: 72
Views: 25080

Re: 1055: "Kickstarter"

duefiori wrote:Thank deities, I'm not the only dumbhead that clicked (repeatedly) the start-video triangle.

I didn't think to click on it. What if Randal had put something under there, I'd have missed it!
I'll start clicking on those start video triangles from now on.
by madjo
Wed May 09, 2012 9:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1053: “Ten Thousand”
Replies: 127
Views: 38730

Re: 1053: “Ten Thousand”

Being able to recognize and say "I don't know" is one of the things most lacking in people. We're afraid of the reactions we'll get out of other people. We believe that we're experts in our fields, so we must know what is happening. We like to believe that any answer, even an incorrect on...
by madjo
Wed May 02, 2012 7:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1050: "Forgot Algebra"
Replies: 360
Views: 79661

Re: 1050: "Forgot Algebra"

Dear Randall, if I hadn't learned a foreign language, I'd've been unable to read this forum.
And if I hadn't learned to cook (which I didn't learn in school), I'd have starved.
Two bad examples.

Now, P.E. I could've done without.
by madjo
Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1043: “Ablogalypse”
Replies: 91
Views: 29168

Re: 1043: “Ablogalypse”

squareroot wrote:The alt-text... "falling down stairs". Is this a Homestuck reference? Someone please tell me this is a Homestuck reference. Please.

That is a Homestuck reference.

Now could someone fill me in what Homestuck is?
by madjo
Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11100
Views: 896220

Re: Vending machine!

You get hit over the head with the rest of the chair, and the green sprouts of a carrot.

I put in my entry to this year's Eurovision song contest.
by madjo
Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 814121

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: the dragon was rather good natured about it and took the attempt on its life in stride, and graciously allowed the rogue to live, barely.
by madjo
Wed Apr 11, 2012 11:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1041: "Whites of Their Eyes"
Replies: 68
Views: 19008

Re: 1041: "Whites of Their Eyes"

Iranon wrote:Given the rate of (undeclared) female soldiers in that conflict, I don't think there is any safe sex assumption to be made here.

I'm pretty sure that if there were condoms in that era, they were knitted.

So you're right, it's safe to assume that there was no safe sex.
by madjo
Wed Apr 04, 2012 11:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1038: "Fountain"
Replies: 78
Views: 20256

Re: 1038: "Fountain"

I would be lying if I said I had never thought about this. I have also thought about launching myself into buildings with slingshots and using bedsheets to glide out of windows. The physics of my head are wonderful and a bit reminiscent of cartoons. When you fall (in your mind) do you have time to ...
by madjo
Mon Mar 26, 2012 12:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1034: "Share Buttons"
Replies: 82
Views: 28803

Re: 1034: "Share Buttons"

bhoot wrote:I actually hate share buttons with a passion.

+1
by madjo
Wed Mar 21, 2012 10:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1032: "Networking"
Replies: 123
Views: 36566

Re: 1032: "Networking"

I think the statements by the networking guy are to show his incredulity at the situation, by pointing out the obvious. ... really? Just visualise an alternate panel: an over-the-shoulder shot of networking guy holding the card and looking at it, showing the actual card reading "this is my bus...
by madjo
Wed Mar 21, 2012 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1032: "Networking"
Replies: 123
Views: 36566

Re: 1032: "Networking"

Quicksilver wrote:My first thought was did he mail the polecat to Connr Clark. I love how Beret Guy gets less intelligent with each panel. Handlebox? I need to remember that one.

So you thought that photocopying a burrito is an intelligent thing to do?
by madjo
Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23492
Views: 1631971

Re: Guess The Next Poster

hi!

Quantum Sunshine?
by madjo
Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm not your buddy....
Replies: 188
Views: 25185

Re: I'm not your buddy....

I'm neither blue, screen nor death, choirboy!
by madjo
Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Barrel.
Replies: 309
Views: 48099

Re: Barrel.

ton (dutch for barrel)
by madjo
Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11100
Views: 896220

Re: Vending machine!

You get an F.

I put in a used band aid.
by madjo
Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 281202

Re: Escape from Raptors

You got stuck on tvtropes before you reached the trope about immortality. You die while reading all about the Magnificent Moustaches of Mexico

I start eating raptors.
by madjo
Mon Mar 19, 2012 1:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Insult the poster below you :(
Replies: 1136
Views: 124775

Re: Insult the poster below you :(

Sure, what's not to like about a movie about dwarfs protecting special babies from queens?

NP flings his/her own poo at his/her own reflection.
by madjo
Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25837
Views: 2173126

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

It ends instantly, because your boss walks in, sees you browsing a clearly not work-related forum and fires you on the spot. Good luck with the jobhunt.

I wish I made more money with my job.
by madjo
Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Abridged Debate
Replies: 1185
Views: 139757

Re: Abridged Debate

asks mod to close the thread, as the argument is clearly over.
by madjo
Fri Mar 09, 2012 9:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1027: "Pickup Artist"
Replies: 2030
Views: 249997

Re: 1027: Pickup Artist

This is bullshit. So we are suppose to equate ANY AND ALL attempts to pick up, go out with, or otherwise "score" with a girl as misogyny against or objectification of women? Further, we are also suppose to believe that acting on these ideas is simply a mental defect in our brains complete...
by madjo
Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 281202

Re: Escape from Raptors

The one illiterate raptor in the group decides to just eat you instead. That raptor is killed, when you have long been digested. Hope you had a nice life.

I start playing noises that make raptors' heads explode when they hear it.
by madjo
Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Look away from your monitor.
Replies: 185
Views: 23910

Re: Look away from your monitor.

An office filled with all of my friends, ie, a completely empty office, save for me of course. Just the way I like it
by madjo
Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25837
Views: 2173126

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but the manufacturing of those items is 10 times more harmful to the planet than the previous 'non-green' appliances.

I wish I was a bird.
by madjo
Fri Mar 02, 2012 1:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm not your buddy....
Replies: 188
Views: 25185

Re: I'm not your buddy....

I'm not Tommy, buffoon!
by madjo
Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm not your buddy....
Replies: 188
Views: 25185

Re: I'm not your buddy....

I'm not your Scuff, Mark!
by madjo
Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25837
Views: 2173126

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

You now have 20-20 vision. Too bad you're in a 1meter x 1meter cell with only brick walls to look at.

I wish for my bike to be fixed and not stolen.
by madjo
Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 281202

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors thought that Emperor Kahless taste was rather forgettable. And Lady Lukara was out of luck. They have captured you and locked you up in an ice box to keep you fresh. Slowly, you freeze to death.

My friend Superman will help destroy this plague of raptors.
by madjo
Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 814121

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news, it's Jim "butterfingers" McSweeney.
by madjo
Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23492
Views: 1631971

Re: Guess The Next Poster

You're all wrong!

XKCD Follower
by madjo
Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1021: "Business cat"
Replies: 70
Views: 24842

Re: 1021: "Business Plan"

Well beret guy, who is a recurring character, likes the obscure and abstract. His sense of humor is not what we'd call 'normal'. He's quite out there.

I loved this one, and if I had time I might even try something like this.
by madjo
Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25837
Views: 2173126

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but nobody ever listens to you and the devil is laughing at you.

I wish for a nice holiday
by madjo
Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23492
Views: 1631971

Re: Guess The Next Poster

tomtom2375
by madjo
Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 814121

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: you grew a tail that you keep stepping on, and makes it difficult to wear pants.

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