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by Jonas Freedemeyer
Tue Jan 27, 2009 3:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Uh-oh. It's a Youtube party and you're up next. What do you show 'em?
Replies: 2150
Views: 739818

Cool new Internet comedy series

I recently found this new series of indie short films on YouTube. It's about this guy who is like a parody of Bear Grizzly (sp?), and he goes out into the wilderness of a college campus and hunts deadly animals like Dora the Explorer and pedophiles. Here's the latest of the five episodes released so...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:54 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Undetectable browser-hijacking virus/malware infection
Replies: 6
Views: 2417

Re: Undetectable browser-hijacking virus/malware infection

That site is also being blocked by the virus. Could you post the relevant data here?
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:14 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Undetectable browser-hijacking virus/malware infection
Replies: 6
Views: 2417

Undetectable browser-hijacking virus/malware infection

I have what I assume is a virus/trojan/malware that redirects my selected search results from major search engines to other Web sites, initially go.google.com (when I was using Google) but now various advertisement and porn sites. My currently installed antivirus and anti-spyware devices, Trend Micr...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Sat Jun 07, 2008 6:19 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Strange email incident...
Replies: 3
Views: 1395

Strange email incident...

I received an email today from "CyberLink (Membership@member.gocyberlink.com)" with the following subject header: "Dad will love you, Jonas, for getting him 10 gifts & saving $310!" Now, the odd thing is, I was not logged onto any of my own email accounts, but rather the Hotm...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Retroactive deja vu
Replies: 61
Views: 6372

Grlmm wrote:I am psychic. It's not as great as you'd imagine.

I'm wrong 90% of the time.
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

If you see things that don't come true, wouldn't that indicate to you that you are hallucinating rather than having psychic visions of the future?
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Wed Sep 26, 2007 5:02 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Future Meetups... ?
Replies: 42
Views: 7532

joeneedstogrowup wrote:Also, you'd have to get this lame stalker guy off your back.
Oh, grow up, Joe. :roll:
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:24 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Future Meetups... ?
Replies: 42
Views: 7532

Anyone interested in an Erie, Cleveland, Buffalo area meetup? Depends. What local spots of interest do you nerds have there? Your mom. Cut this out. Okay, maybe I was over the line with that "nerds" comment, but I was just kidding around, you know? I mean, we're all nerds here, right? Tha...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Tue Sep 25, 2007 9:16 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Missed connection: (craigslist style)
Replies: 27
Views: 6135

Really, just stop. If you hadn't pushed me to (even if you didn't expect me to go through with it), I wouldn't have made an ass out of myself like that. Isn't that enough? Why do you come here and only ever look at my posts anyway? It really defeats the whole purpose of these forums for me if I hav...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:29 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Future Meetups... ?
Replies: 42
Views: 7532

GusPatsy wrote:Anyone interested in an Erie, Cleveland, Buffalo area meetup?
Depends. What local spots of interest do you nerds have there?
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:27 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Missed connection: (craigslist style)
Replies: 27
Views: 6135

Re: MC?

Woohoo! That's the girl I used the "If I could rearrange the alphabet" line on. I hyped myself up for it so much that I kept going like an asshole even though it turned she'd just gotten on her phone. Plus, I reacted as though she didn't get it even after she did, because that's what I wa...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Retroactive deja vu
Replies: 61
Views: 6372

Aeltar/Grlmm, I don't doubt your experiences, I don't even doubt that you've encountered above average correct results (bound to happen), I only doubt that you're psychic. More than doubt, I actively disbelieve it (I know, not very scientific), the only reason being, no one is psychic. It's not a p...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Thu Sep 20, 2007 5:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Stupid People Stories Thread
Replies: 266
Views: 28053

Okay, the least intelligent person I have ever known was a gentleman by the name of Cuong Tran. To be fair, he'd grown up in Viet Nam, so there was a language barrier. To be unfair, he'd been living, and going to school in the states for five years when I got to know him, and before that had taken ...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:47 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Erie PA area car pool
Replies: 5
Views: 2853

Shoot. It now looks like I'll be taking a civic, and we already have four people in the car. It can fit five, but it's rather cramped, especially for a long road trip. If your willing to be packed in like sardines for upwards of 9 hours, and can provide a really convincing reason why the rest of us...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most Frustrating Thing Thread
Replies: 112
Views: 8874

Next, because urine is sterile, you can drink it... What!? Ammonia is sterile. Sterile things are usually sterile because they kill shit! Trust your body, your pissing the stuff away for a reason. But you can drink it. That Edison was great. Wrong. Tesla was great. Counterpoint: Tesla's middle name...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: xkcd sightings in your hometown (and other places)
Replies: 384
Views: 117564

There are dozens of individual comics posted on various professor's doors and bulletin boards in our math building at wooster. WHOO! Wooster! Actually I dropped out of Wooster last year, but it is a fun place. Some of my fellows and I started a campus monster golf trend that may still be going on, ...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Help! My Boss loves metaphors.
Replies: 41
Views: 4310

GusPatsy wrote:I first discovered the word taint about two years ago, but my source is about nine years old, and involves Jack Black saying:
I've got a five inch taint.
Ew ick :P gross lol!
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Mon Sep 17, 2007 8:30 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Germs from your parents
Replies: 119
Views: 11870

My dad was on the cinemark website looking at the showtimes at the local theater. I recommended Superbad, to which he responded as though he were reading a review: "Here's what they're saying about it: Rated R for pervasive crude and sexual content, strong language, drinking, some drug use and...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9226486

GusPatsy wrote:Wow. I've created four threads. Three have been justly locked. I hereby formally apologize (I'm sorry), and give up.
GusPatsy makes stupid threads. :wink: :P :evil: :?:
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Mon Sep 10, 2007 9:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3406
Views: 782984

I had this experience in real life. It was my brother's birthday, the whole fam was sitting around at this health-food co-op when she started walking toward us. I noticed how cute she was immediately, and then she started talking to my brother. Apparently they're friends. She said hello, and introd...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Mon Sep 10, 2007 8:57 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Words you love.
Replies: 680
Views: 139776

But as an anatomical term, its absolutely ridiculous. It sounds so mean and hard, not at all appropriate. It sounds like a mix between blunt and cut, which are absurd words to associate with a vagina. Vagina dentata. http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/9/99/Mouth.jpg Where's your imagination, G...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Sat Sep 08, 2007 5:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Weird things that happened today
Replies: 280
Views: 50855

GusPatsy wrote:edit: just remembered some more... really good ones too. Bother me if you care at all.
I care.
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Antipostify Your Facerity - For The Aesthetically Unpleasing
Replies: 490
Views: 57155

GusPatsy wrote:This is, I think, my worst picture
Image
Dude. What the fuck.
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3032924

GusPatsy wrote:This is me in my coolest capacity, as a time-traveling cowboy:

Image
...There was a smudge on the lens that kind of made it look like an eight-year-old's paint project.
I'm sorry, but I don't believe that's a real picture...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Sat Sep 08, 2007 6:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9226486

GusPatsy wrote:Ra-Ra-Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine
They put some poison into his wine
Ra-Ra-Rasputin lover of the Russian Queen
He drank it all and said "I'll be fine."
I'm Ma Baker, put your hands in the air and give me all your money.
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: eating meat
Replies: 1333
Views: 146418

Yes, it is a flawed analogy; the gum can be returned and the pork cannot. However, it is not solely the slaughter of pigs you object to, but their consumption as well No it isn't, this is the strange view you've taken of it based on your own personal preferences. A dead body, no matter how hard it ...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:22 am UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: Isn't Global Warming the Answer to our problems?
Replies: 41
Views: 6019

Lots of death is always good.


EDIT: Wait, sorry, I was thinking of Ernest movies. Lots of Ernest movies are always good. Death . . . not so much.
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Sat Aug 11, 2007 5:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Great things that happened to you today*
Replies: 1346
Views: 176714

I walked from my house to my old high school and back with a friend of mine at 9:30 tonight. It took more than two hours.
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:32 pm UTC
Forum: Serious Business
Topic: eating meat
Replies: 1333
Views: 146418

I allow myself to eat pig if I've already ordered it by accident, but every time I enter a restaurant I expect to wake up from a trance with a huge plate of bacon in front of me. No point in wasting it at that point. And you don't find this hypocritical at all? I'm not accusing you of hypocrisy, un...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:26 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Short stories
Replies: 50
Views: 7815

"The Last One Standing: The Tale of Boba Fett" by Daniel Keys Moran, anthologized in Tales of the Bounty Hunters.

Yes, it is Star Wars. It is also fantastic.

I lent the book to a friend of mine some years ago. He hasn't read it yet.
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Fri Aug 10, 2007 5:21 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Favorite Author?
Replies: 120
Views: 15788

I tend to go more by work than by author. That is, it's not uncommon for me to love one book and despise another by the same author. For consistent goodness, however, my favorites would have to be J. D. Salinger and F. Scott Fitzgerald, in that order.
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Fri Aug 10, 2007 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Catch 22
Replies: 97
Views: 17489

"Anything worth living for," said Nately, "is worth dying for." "And anything worth dying for," answered the sacrilegious old man, "is certainly worth living for." Damn good book. It's up for rereading after I've finished Les Misérables about this time two ye...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Irrational fears
Replies: 562
Views: 75151

Anything floating in my beverage, even little specks, though the most severe way it affects me is when I accidentally drop something in a can of pop without realizing it. On one occasion it was a small piece of french fry, at least twice it's been the tab from the top of the can. All three of those...
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Mon Aug 06, 2007 5:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Avatars! (Attn: Tegan)
Replies: 320
Views: 32491

I drew mine along with a story I'm writing from the point of view of Eric Estrada.
by Jonas Freedemeyer
Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0294: "Bookstore"
Replies: 144
Views: 31207

Also apparently I'm a bad person, because Catch 22 just confused me. An amusing book, for sure, but I couldn't finish it. I just got so frustrated at all of his digressions. He'd start the chapter promising to talk about the dead guy whose tent he took or whatever, then he'd suddenly be talking abo...

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