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by Plasma Mongoose
Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2097: "Thor Tools"
Replies: 39
Views: 6702

Re: 2097: "Thor Tools"

No mention of a chisel?
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Each Post Doubles the Number
Replies: 52
Views: 6979

Re: Each Post Doubles the Number

2,199,023,255,552
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to one thousand
Replies: 379
Views: 53209

Re: Count to one thousand

378
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Repeat the last word of the last post you made.
Replies: 139
Views: 14514

Re: Repeat the last word of the last post you made.

...Voyager 1?"
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2079: "Alpha Centauri"
Replies: 32
Views: 5596

Re: 2079: Alpha Centauri

Can NASA even control Voyager 1 or 2 anymore or just receive their signals? Even if you could, do either Voyagers have any delta V left at this point? The attitude control thrusters are still functioning, but Voyager 1's AC thrusters are not working as well as they used to, so NASA recently verifie...
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count up in Hex
Replies: 1471
Views: 192797

Re: Count up in Hex

5C4
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91807
Views: 7013368

Re: Count to a Million

86701
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Gender pronouns for our Forum Gamers!
Replies: 117
Views: 89966

Re: Gender pronouns for our Forum Gamers!

She/Her/They
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri Nov 30, 2018 7:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2079: "Alpha Centauri"
Replies: 32
Views: 5596

Re: 2079: Alpha Centauri

Can NASA even control Voyager 1 or 2 anymore or just receive their signals?

Even if you could, do either Voyagers have any delta V left at this point?
by Plasma Mongoose
Sat Nov 17, 2018 4:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2073: "Kilogram"
Replies: 97
Views: 13986

Re: 2073: "Kilogram"

If anything, they should redefine the American pound to make it equal one kilo, that way women can feel better when they weigh themselves, imagine going from being 200 lbs to 90 lbs with one easy conversion.
by Plasma Mongoose
Mon Jul 23, 2018 3:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 10362

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

somitomi wrote:
Plasma Mongoose wrote:In Australia, the price you see is the price you pay but when you do pay and get a receipt, it will show you how much GST(Goods & Services Tax) you paid.

Sometimes it's nice to live in a country, that isn't a clusterfuck of fifty countries, isn't it?


I like it on the whole.
by Plasma Mongoose
Tue Jul 17, 2018 6:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"
Replies: 80
Views: 10362

Re: 2019: "An Apple for a Dollar"

In Australia, the price you see is the price you pay but when you do pay and get a receipt, it will show you how much GST(Goods & Services Tax) you paid.
by Plasma Mongoose
Thu May 31, 2018 6:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1995: "MC Hammer Age"
Replies: 29
Views: 6213

Re: 1995: MC Hammer Age

The Electric Light Orchestra was the music I grew up with and the head of ELO, Jeff Lynne is 70 years old now. https://i2-prod.birminghampost.co.uk/incoming/article12466897.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/O2-Silver-Clef-Awards-2016-London.jpg Surprisingly, he doesn't look that old. That's just unnatural for 70...
by Plasma Mongoose
Thu May 31, 2018 6:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2000: "xkcd Phone 2000"
Replies: 27
Views: 7960

Re: 2000: "xkcd Phone 2000"

It truly has been a generation since Something 2000 equals Hi-Tech, if anything any new product with 2000 in its title will be banking on a retro nostalgic vibe to sell it.
by Plasma Mongoose
Sun May 20, 2018 5:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1995: "MC Hammer Age"
Replies: 29
Views: 6213

Re: 1995: MC Hammer Age

The Electric Light Orchestra was the music I grew up with and the head of ELO, Jeff Lynne is 70 years old now.

Image

Surprisingly, he doesn't look that old.
by Plasma Mongoose
Tue May 08, 2018 7:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1990: "Driving Cars"
Replies: 86
Views: 12658

Re: 1990: "Driving Cars"

Apparently besides myself, several other members of my family were all very reluctant about getting a driver's licence, in fact most of them including myself never did. The funny thing now is that due to being legally blind, I couldn't go for my driver's licence now even if I wanted to and even if I...
by Plasma Mongoose
Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1981: Rickrolling Anniversary
Replies: 27
Views: 8653

Re: 1981: Rickrolling Anniversary

Never Gonna Give Your Teen Spirit Up - A Nirvana/Rick Astley fusion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k
by Plasma Mongoose
Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1849: "Decades"
Replies: 89
Views: 16319

Re: 1849: "Decades"

When we get to the 2020s we will need to make sure people know you are talking about the 2020s and not the 1920s.
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri May 26, 2017 1:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1811: "Best-Tasting Colors"
Replies: 117
Views: 25595

Re: 1811: "Best-Tasting Colors"

Nice to know there are still people out there who love black licorice. Black licorice is great in the context of a licorice allsort - it's the yin to the yang of the sugary outer (or inner) part. I never got on with the pure black one, though (bottom right in this pic). It's all shade, and no light...
by Plasma Mongoose
Thu May 25, 2017 10:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1841: "Who?"
Replies: 29
Views: 5355

Re: 1841: "Who?"

Story of my life, I just nod and pretend I know who these people are that they keep talking about, worse still I often have trouble identifying people I know in one setting(eg work) but bump into in another setting.
by Plasma Mongoose
Thu Mar 16, 2017 8:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1811: "Best-Tasting Colors"
Replies: 117
Views: 25595

Re: 1811: "Best-Tasting Colors"

The Snide Sniper wrote:Why is orange on the "bad" end of the scale? Orange is the best candy flavor. :evil:

Jaffas, orange jelly snakes are great.

Devil N wrote:Booooo! Licorice is great!


Nice to know there are still people out there who love black licorice.
by Plasma Mongoose
Thu Feb 23, 2017 8:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1802: "Phone"
Replies: 33
Views: 7786

Re: 1802: "Phone"

If I had my own holodeck, I will have no use for a smart-phone.
by Plasma Mongoose
Tue Feb 07, 2017 4:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1795: "All You Can Eat"
Replies: 15
Views: 4188

Re: 1795: "All You Can Eat"

All You Can Eat WEIGHT-LOSS CENTRE

*mindbomb*
by Plasma Mongoose
Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1792: "Bird/Plane/Superman"
Replies: 76
Views: 15011

Re: 1792: "Bird/Plane/Superman"

If you think a bird can't take a punch, you clearly haven't spent time in Australia. If there was a category for "Capable of killing lots of people at a time" , only planes and Superman will get tics as even the infamous Australian murder-bird AKA cassowary can only kill one person at a t...
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri Dec 23, 2016 9:08 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1776: "Reindeer"
Replies: 32
Views: 7613

Re: 1776: Reindeer

yakkoTDI wrote:
orthogon wrote:Seems like the kind of thing he could knock up in an afternoon.


Assuming local bestiality laws don't forbid said knocking up.


Loki was the one who got knocked up, that's what you get for disguising oneself as a mare.
by Plasma Mongoose
Wed Dec 07, 2016 6:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1769: "Never seen Star Wars"
Replies: 85
Views: 18131

Re: 1769: "Never seen Star Wars"

rhomboidal wrote:Darth Vader is the Gargamel of the Galaxy.


So does that make Princess Leia Smurfette then?
by Plasma Mongoose
Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1757: "November 2016"
Replies: 41
Views: 10298

Re: 1757: "November 2016"

The infamous board-game Warhammer 40K has existed for more than half of my life. (Created 1987)
by Plasma Mongoose
Thu Sep 22, 2016 7:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1736: "Manhattan Project"
Replies: 29
Views: 7848

Re: 1736: "Manhattan Project"

The only sure way to cure cancer is to nuke it from orbit.
by Plasma Mongoose
Mon Aug 15, 2016 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1719: "Superzoom"
Replies: 41
Views: 12234

Re: 1719: "Superzoom"

The problem with zoom that goes to 8x or more is that unless you have some kind of steady-cam tech as well, it is a bloody nightmare to focus on a faraway subject when you hold it by hand.
by Plasma Mongoose
Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1708: "Dehydration"
Replies: 109
Views: 16167

Re: 1708: "Dehydration"

This thread is making me thirsty.
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri May 13, 2016 11:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1680: "Black Hole"
Replies: 31
Views: 7429

Re: 1680: "Black Hole"

Also, the gamma ray bursts are bad for the environment as well as your roof.
by Plasma Mongoose
Tue May 10, 2016 12:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1678: "Recent Searches"
Replies: 31
Views: 7556

Re: 1678: "Recent Searches"

My Recent Searches: smallest number divisible by 1-12 skyrim can you marry serana skyrim console code for revealing all map locations can you have too much protein translate Finnish into English skyrim enchanting glitch is abc the checkout getting a new season is japan population dropping how do yo...
by Plasma Mongoose
Tue Jan 12, 2016 4:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1628: Magnus
Replies: 27
Views: 6726

Re: 1628: Magnus

I'm pretty sure I can defeat 9 year old Muhammad Ali in a match, heck I think I could defeat 99 year old Muhammad Ali in a match, but 29 year old Muhammad Ali... not so much.
by Plasma Mongoose
Fri Jan 01, 2016 12:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1624: 2016
Replies: 82
Views: 14859

Re: 1624: 2016

As of this date, there are only two people left in the whole world who were alive during the 1800s.
by Plasma Mongoose
Tue Dec 29, 2015 4:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1622: "Henge"
Replies: 28
Views: 7917

Re: 1622: "Henge"

When it comes to the word henge, the first thing that comes in my mind is what they call the disguise jutsu in Naruto.
by Plasma Mongoose
Mon Dec 14, 2015 6:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1615: "Red Car"
Replies: 73
Views: 14506

Re: 1615: "Red Car"

If there were an infinite dick, would that mean that the whole universe was fucked? Except that being infinite doesn't mean being omnipresent - in fact, being infinite doesn't even mean being unbounded - you can have an infinite line contained within a finite area. So the infinite dick could projec...
by Plasma Mongoose
Sun Dec 13, 2015 11:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1615: "Red Car"
Replies: 73
Views: 14506

Re: 1615: "Red Car"

If there were an infinite dick, would that mean that the whole universe was fucked? An infinite penis would be EVERYWHERE at the same time which includes being inside women, and since it is safe to say that the vast majority of these women never consented to having this infinite penis inside of the...
by Plasma Mongoose
Wed Dec 02, 2015 8:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1611: "Baking Soda and Vinegar"
Replies: 43
Views: 10244

Re: 1611: "Baking Soda and Vinegar"

So she created the equivalent of a voodoo doll but in a form of a volcano.
by Plasma Mongoose
Sat Nov 21, 2015 5:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1606: "Five-Day Forecast"
Replies: 115
Views: 22840

Re: 1606: "Five-Day Forecast"

The last couple of forecasts should have being in Kelvin.
by Plasma Mongoose
Mon Nov 09, 2015 9:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Count to a Million
Replies: 91807
Views: 7013368

Re: Count to a Million

62444

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