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by chompison
Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1763: "Catcalling"
Replies: 91
Views: 21390

Re: 1763: "Catcalling"

Kudos for the troll work, ... So... given your current avatar*, catcalling would cause you to be attracted to the caller? * in a universe in which there is a convenient terminal with an immense assortment of obscure settings (or the ability to invent settings) to configure, it's not unthinkable tha...
by chompison
Mon Aug 08, 2016 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1717: "Pyramid Honey"
Replies: 55
Views: 15228

Re: 1717: "Pyramid Honey"

What they found in the pyramid wasn't honey. It was the morning gunk from the eye.
by chompison
Wed Mar 02, 2016 11:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1650 "Baby"
Replies: 75
Views: 12748

Re: 1650 "Baby"

This happens from time to time at work. Anywhere else, I can just avoid being around people at all. What I'd like to say: "It's noisy and it smells bad. Put it away." What I end up with: Maybe a shrugging acknowledgement of its existence towards the people who brought it, with possibly not...
by chompison
Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1626: "Judgment Day"
Replies: 63
Views: 12504

Re: 1626: "Judgment Day"

You're overthinking this. Always a shocker here.

1. Build a working portal gun
2. Shoot a portal at the moon
3. Shoot another at a moondust-coated wall in a vacuum chamber
by chompison
Fri Aug 21, 2015 6:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1567: "Kitchen Tips"
Replies: 175
Views: 29370

Re: 1567: "Kitchen Tips"

BILLY MAYES FROM THE AFTERLIFE, FORMERLY FOR OXICLEAN®™!

IF YOU'RE ANYTHING LIKE I WAS, QUENCHING YOUR THIRST THROUGHOUT THE DAY RESULTED IN RISING INTERNAL TOXICITY... BUT THERE'S A BETTER WAY!

ONLY DRINK FOOD GRADE CLEANING SOLUTIONS!
by chompison
Mon Aug 26, 2013 5:10 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Word for a language in its own language?
Replies: 2
Views: 2488

Re: Word for a language in its own language?

Cool that's exactly what I was looking for.

Thanks
by chompison
Mon Aug 26, 2013 4:17 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Word for a language in its own language?
Replies: 2
Views: 2488

Word for a language in its own language?

"Japanese" in Japanese is actually 日本語 "French" is Français "German" is Deutsch "Russian" is Русский etc. So is there a word to describe that? One the refers to the saying or writing of a language in its own language? All I can think of are things like "n...
by chompison
Thu Jul 26, 2012 10:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1086: "Eyelash Wish Log"
Replies: 90
Views: 25411

Re: 1086: "Eyelash Wish Log"

If you can't wish for extra wishes, more things that provide wishes (eyelashes, genies, etc) or change the rules, why can't you just wish that the wish granter will be your permanent servant and magically do your bidding without the need to explicitly wish for anything, IE: "bring me a drink&qu...
by chompison
Wed Dec 28, 2011 11:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0996: Making Things Difficult
Replies: 104
Views: 36873

Re: 0996: Making Things Difficult

This is the breast cancer comic ever.

South Park fans will get that. Anybody else wanting to correct my grammar, don't bother.
by chompison
Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:51 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0889: "Turtles"
Replies: 207
Views: 61156

Re: 0889: Turtles

Here's something. All you people complaining about this or other comics threatening to leave... go. What does he even owe you? The comics are free and so are you. Oh, but maybe you bought some xkcd stuff. Well you received your items. Transaction complete. Comics from the past probably inspired you ...
by chompison
Fri Feb 11, 2011 5:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0859: "("
Replies: 216
Views: 59380

Re: 0859: "("

)))))))))

That covers all the unclosed parens on this page so far.

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