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by foster
Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025801

Re: Vending machine!

You get an insult questioning your sexual preference.

I put in my boxers.
by foster
Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:13 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025801

Re: Vending machine!

You get an ulcer.

I put in the Master Sword.
by foster
Tue Dec 23, 2008 6:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025801

Re: Vending machine!

You get a super soaker.

I put in my Gatorade.
by foster
Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025801

Re: Vending machine!

You get Kraftwerk.

I put in a tangled slinky.
by foster
Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025801

Re: Vending machine!

You get sunburn.

I put in a hotdog.
by foster
Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025801

Re: Vending machine!

You get Arnold Palmer. (the drink or the person is your choice)

I put in LITTLE BOBBY TABLES
by foster
Thu Dec 06, 2007 2:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11496
Views: 1025801

Re: Vending machine!

You get an exact replica of your PC, in 1/8 the size. You have trouble watching those illegal rips of the Drew Carey Show.

I put in a bottle of whiskey.
by foster
Thu Nov 08, 2007 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479181

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, it's wrapped in barbed wire.

I wish that I had a bottle of good wine.
by foster
Tue Oct 30, 2007 6:54 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: 360 Controller not Syncing
Replies: 2
Views: 2150

Re: 360 Controller not Syncing

1. Check to make sure the USB ports you're hooking into are hooked up properly (I've had countless problems with USB devices not working because people don't know how to hook up their front USB ports correctly.) 2. Make sure you check for updated INF drivers for your USB ports (rarely, some cases ha...
by foster
Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.
Replies: 148
Views: 23099

Re: You have one chance to be the last poster in this thread.

There can only be one Highlander. Unless there is a highlander parallel dimension where EVERYONE is Highlanders. Wow that sounds awesome actually....who wants to go on an adventure?
by foster
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 293025

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

The Fostar does not stop for kittens.
by foster
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 293025

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

:x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x :x ...
by foster
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 293025

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

:(
by foster
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 293025

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

:roll:
by foster
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 293025

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

:oops:
by foster
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 293025

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

:idea:
by foster
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 293025

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

:mrgreen:
by foster
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 293025

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

:P
by foster
Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: How many posts can you get in a row?
Replies: 6034
Views: 293025

Re: How many posts can you get in a row?

:shock:
by foster
Wed Oct 17, 2007 4:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479181

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Self-Castration is the new "suicide".

I wish my bank account would double, I need more MONIEZ.
by foster
Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479181

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, instead of it being stuck in the form of a "police box", it's stuck in the form of a Bear Trap. You must step on the trap to use the machine.

I wish I wasn't extremely tired right now. Moderately tired will do.
by foster
Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479181

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Not granted. How do you like them apples. Yes that was a statement.

I wish cheese was some variation of provolone and muenster mixed. Yes you.
by foster
Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479181

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You are thrown in prison for what you did to that poor goat.

I wish coffee and toothpaste tasted better together.
by foster
Mon Oct 15, 2007 3:06 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Art School?
Replies: 4
Views: 1378

Re: Art School?

I haven't been to a computer all weekend and just saw this when I got to work. Wow. I really want to thank everyone here for their input. You really took the time to help and I am literally grateful in a way beyond words. While reading through it, I couldn't help but be inspired by some statements a...
by foster
Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: xkcd's: 10,000 reasons why mankind is doomed
Replies: 285
Views: 34806

Re:

foster wrote:150: Hotpockets.

Col. Mustard wrote:#188: HotPockets.

You fail.

#224: Platypus. I mean come on, whoever designed that had to be on some kind of narcotic binge. I'm sure we weren't too far off from having a bill and a tail.
by foster
Mon Oct 15, 2007 2:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10,000 ways to save the world
Replies: 54
Views: 6298

Re: 10,000 ways to save the world

#59: No more cowbell.
by foster
Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:17 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Art School?
Replies: 4
Views: 1378

Art School?

(I'd like to say that if I'm posting in the wrong forum, I'm sorry, but this said "art" so I figured this would be my place to start) First, I should introduce myself. Hi, I'm Foster. I'm 20 years young and going to a small community college based on the fact that it's cheap and I'm finish...
by foster
Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2378153

Re: POST HERE FIRST - INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

K I've been signed up for a while and have been posting on some of the forum game threads for a few weeks. Figured since I'm starting a thread, I should let everyone know I'm not a botkthx. Anyways, I'm Foster, I live in Cleveland and I work full time and go to college. /greetings
by foster
Tue Oct 09, 2007 7:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10,000 ways to save the world
Replies: 54
Views: 6298

Re: 10,000 ways to save the world

#28 [ctrl]-[z]
by foster
Tue Oct 09, 2007 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10,000 ways to save the world
Replies: 54
Views: 6298

Re: 10,000 ways to save the world

#21 Turn stop signs around so they are facing the opposite way.
#22 Take warning labels off everything to eliminate the lower IQ part of the population.
by foster
Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst pun ever
Replies: 108
Views: 23995

A baby seal walks into a club.

imo this thread should be called "The Best of the Worst Puns"
by foster
Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479181

Granted. It is just retarded enough.

I wish I had 15/20 vision
by foster
Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:46 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479181

Granted. That's it. No corruption because I can actually do that kinda. (I can voluntarily block my nasal passages and it blocks all smells and tastes, kinda like turning on and off a bad sinus cold w/o the bad effects...can anyone else do that?)

I wish I had a speech-to-text program installed.
by foster
Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479181

not granted. no one should like mudkips.

I wish I knew. (get creative with this one plzkthx)
by foster
Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479181

Kinda Granted: The genie thought you said "magical flowers", you now have 500 tulips that change from red to purple and then back to red every 13 seconds.

I wish I hadn't forgotten my brothers birthday.
by foster
Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2479181

Granted: You set your alarm clock wrong, waking up 3 hours earlier than you wanted to. You get out of bed to walk across the room to turn it off and go back to sleep. You're still half asleep and forgot that you got the crazy notion to redo the foundation in your room last night while you were "...
by foster
Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883208

Bad News: While converting the bullets, the chemical reactions change the caliber of the ammunition. They don't fit your gun. @NinjaArcana: The fortune cookie was "first" made by Makoto Hagiwara at Golden Gate Park's Japanese Tea Garden in San Francisco in 1909 (emphasis on Japanese) and t...
by foster
Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883208

Bad News: Fortune (cookies) are Japanese.
by foster
Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883208

Good News: PepcidAC©
by foster
Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 883208

Good News: Nachos.

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