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by yeup
Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Made-Up Slang
Replies: 52
Views: 6195

Re: Made-Up Slang

2p pieces are forever to be known as dolphin tokens. But this specific phrase is something of an in-joke. You can just use whatever crappy toys they have in the 2p push machines at your local seaside resort. In the same vein green, orange, blue and red beer tokens are fivers, tenners, twenties and f...
by yeup
Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Five letters
Replies: 1282
Views: 111841

Re: Five letters

Political Overtures Probably Paralyse You

SICKY
by yeup
Wed Nov 14, 2007 5:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472598

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. It turns out they were talking about you, and it wasn't good.

I wish I had a shower cubicle and power shower in my room, with water that comes out at the exact right temperature, and a fluffy warm towel
by yeup
Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:29 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: A Beautiful Young Mind
Replies: 0
Views: 1091

A Beautiful Young Mind

Did anyone else see this documentary about the UKs 2006 IMO team? It was really good, really really good. There were some wierd ass-characters in there, including one guy who had basically devoted his entire life to the IMO to the point where he had competed 3 times, had 2 gold medals and now coache...
by yeup
Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What is in Your Clipboard?
Replies: 3686
Views: 623395

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

Timekilling Myspaz quiz. Oh how embarrassing but I have man flu and that's a good enough excuse 1. Name someone who made you smile today. No one yet 2. What were you doing at 8:00 this morning? Sleeping 3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Setting up out of office 4. What was something that happen...
by yeup
Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Products some companies should never make/make NOW
Replies: 1
Views: 1175

Re: Products some companies should never make/make NOW

That email's good. I had to add

Privilege Insurance condoms - If you're really posh, have your butler do it

Ronseal ("does exactly what it says on the tin") should not make stoned prunes, corned beef hash, and generally any foodstuff.
by yeup
Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The "Prove Your Worth" Thread
Replies: 49
Views: 6242

Re: The "Prove Your Worth" Thread

Mention the high average age of death in my family, display my childbearing hips (note boys - this is not a compliment so please don't use it as one unless you are actually trying to have a child or very sore balls) and if that fails - Oral Sex.
by yeup
Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 10,000 ways to save the world
Replies: 54
Views: 6288

Re: 10,000 ways to save the world

#37 Create undeground cheese factories
#38 Launch a big fucking rocket at whatever's gonna ruin the world. It works in the movies right?
by yeup
Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472598

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Unfortunately I don't know what one is, so you get Optimus Prime instead. Not so easy to type on.

I wish the postman would just go and get my bag for me rather than waiting for someone to actually post it
by yeup
Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16546

Re: I'm a horrible person

I stole his trophy and used it to club kittens
by yeup
Mon Oct 08, 2007 5:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472598

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, they also have footprints in them

I wish I had a car/space-travel machine
by yeup
Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16546

Re: I'm a horrible person

I'm gonna have to ask you to go ahead and come in on Saturday, so if you could be here around 9ish that would be great, m-kay?

Oh, and Im gonna have to ask you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, we lost a couple of people this week and we need to play catch up.

Oh yea, I'm that evil
by yeup
Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472598

Granted, but someone lost the recipe for the cream which relieves the itching and redness.

I wish I had room for the tuna
by yeup
Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Lateral Thinking Hijack
Replies: 250
Views: 24126

The CSI team have gone carbon neutral and in an effort to negate the detrimental effects of their lab machines on the environment they have taken to riding bicycles. I have no idea why the guy has a gunshot wound. That's Grissom's job. 18 people are in a tube carriage. There are 17 seats in the carr...
by yeup
Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 881734

Good news, the photographer forgot to charge the batteries for the flashguns so has to shoot the whole wedding tableaux style
by yeup
Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Lateral Thinking Hijack
Replies: 250
Views: 24126

Mmmmm poison-apple-pie <drools>

Yeup posts in the lateral thinking thread but cannot think of a puzzle to post. It is precisely 8.39 am GMT. Why the non-posting?
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 4:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Lateral Thinking Hijack
Replies: 250
Views: 24126

He was tripping when he tripped and thought the ground was a big flurry marshmallow, totally lost his footing (and his mind) and there we have it.

A woman walks into a used car showroom and walks out 3 minutes later with the keys. What did she buy?
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 3:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472598

Granted, 'blurfle' is now a word. It's meaning is so objectionably disgusting you are ostracized from the planet for bringing such a word into our midst. Think of the children! Won't somebody think of the children?!

I wish I knew the exact definition of 'blurfle'
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Lateral Thinking Hijack
Replies: 250
Views: 24126

Wood.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper. Peter Piper is allergic to pickled pepper, so why did he pick a whole peck of the stuff?
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16546

I can get 2 cats per sqare foot in mine. You're too soft.
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You know you spend too much time xxx when yyy...
Replies: 41
Views: 7348

You know you've spent too much time being a freaking genius when you have to explain to your (supposed) superior how to unlock her hole punch. Twice.
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472598

Only I'm the nagging wife.

I wish Noouch had posted an easily corruptable wish rather than burdening me with 10 kids
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 2:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Five letters
Replies: 1282
Views: 111841

Do You Like Any Nebulae?

B U N N Y
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 1:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472598

Granted, as long as I can go home too. I'm feeling nice today.

I wish we could all go home now from our respective workplaces/places of education/institutions without losing our jobs/education/limbs
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:46 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Dexter
Replies: 216
Views: 65846

Saw the first episode of the second series on d/l last night.

Oh

My

God

All I will say it, it was going to happen at some point, but as always with Dexter, it happens about 4 episodes before your ready/expecting it to happen.

Second ep beckons with bloodied fingers...
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16546

I provide the kittens with tissues to dry their tears. I may have previously rubbed super hot chillies into the tissues
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Five letters
Replies: 1282
Views: 111841

Wait, Anything Like That Zebedee

T M R A B
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 12:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472598

Granted. You're inundated with im requests from people you had managed to escape by using a different program.

I wish my brother would stop using the car
by yeup
Fri Sep 14, 2007 8:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Five letters
Replies: 1282
Views: 111841

Some Wanker Expected Everything Twice

F R I D Y
by yeup
Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You know you spend too much time xxx when yyy...
Replies: 41
Views: 7348

You know you spend too much time in Stoke when you see a broken bottle and immediately think of violence
by yeup
Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Five letters
Replies: 1282
Views: 111841

Come Hither Eduardo, Exotic Rapscallion

C H A V S
by yeup
Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16546

I stole the recipe, bottled it, added crack and sold it to schoolchildren. Then I poked a couple of kittens.

I then set fire to a kitten and tried to put out the flames with a chainsaw
by yeup
Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472598

Granted, now, for the last 100 or so years there has been no president at all because you just halved all their terms, to the point where some of them weren't even born. That'd be a great thing in Bush's case. But oh the anarchy! I wish all American presidents had to be voted in by the British. We c...
by yeup
Thu Sep 13, 2007 12:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Five letters
Replies: 1282
Views: 111841

Five Undercover Narcs Nail You

C S I N Y
by yeup
Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Five letters
Replies: 1282
Views: 111841

Yes, Every Uncooked Piece's Salted

F O R T H
by yeup
Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16546

I cut your stolen hands off and used them to draft a subpoena calling you to testify against yourself in the case of OfficiallyHaphazard vs The Crying Kittens
by yeup
Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Five letters
Replies: 1282
Views: 111841

Kangaroo Bacon Looks Tasty Darling

T B J S L
by yeup
Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26078
Views: 2472598

(@ Forthur: I with I was as cool as Dr House!) @ Forthur : Granted, you can be at the meetup. At the last minute, for some reason, you decide you don't want to be there so end up not going anyway. @ Alcari: You have an official XKCD hour in the day. It also happens to coincide with a new energy savi...
by yeup
Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I'm a horrible person
Replies: 210
Views: 16546

In anticipation of that, I have become a lawyer. Oh, I think I win
by yeup
Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Lateral Thinking Hijack
Replies: 250
Views: 24126

His hat has the words 'arrest me, I'm guilty' written on in big black pen. And it turns out to be one of the agent's next door neighbour's cousin's old school friends they're after so he recognises him. 99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Take 1 down, pass it around, how many bottles...

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