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by Purple
Fri Aug 29, 2008 9:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0469: "Improvised"
Replies: 89
Views: 24366

Re: "Improvised" Discussion

I think I might be the only one seriously disturbed by the incorrect spelling of wookiee. TWO E'S. TWO. What disturbs me is that the second to last panel isn't form ESB; It's from ROJ! What the hell? Way to not be rigorous with your art Randall! *I slap back the dark side of the nerdy part of mysel...
by Purple
Sat Mar 10, 2007 5:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0233: "A New CAPTCHA Approach"
Replies: 112
Views: 38461

My granny gave me a Littlefoot doll when I was 1...And I still sleep with him from time to time. I love that movie so much that each sequel just makes me angrier and angrier.
by Purple
Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0232: "Chess Enlightenment"
Replies: 77
Views: 28472

I think in 3D Chess you move your pieces as you normally would, except that you would land on the corresponding square of another level. Or it might just be a regular chess board cut in three and staggered vertically. That would be lame.
by Purple
Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0232: "Chess Enlightenment"
Replies: 77
Views: 28472

Has anyone ever tried 3D Chess, like they used to play on Star Trek? I've seen 3d Chess sets but never got around to playing one.
by Purple
Mon Mar 05, 2007 8:27 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0231: "Cat Proximity"
Replies: 180
Views: 47570

You could totally replace "kitty" with "theoretical physicist." Am I right? Seriously, whenever I talk to a physicist I feel like I'm saying "Who's a good theoretical physicist? You are! Oh yes you are!"
by Purple
Mon Feb 26, 2007 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0228: "Resonance"
Replies: 41
Views: 16742

Remember those movies they showed in in high school Physics of the bridge swaying back and forth because the wind hit it at just the right frequency? That wasn't the wind; I also have the bad habit of bouncing my leg. My bouncing leg is like Bruce Schneier's roundhouse kick.
by Purple
Tue Feb 20, 2007 3:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Things you did because of XKCD
Replies: 87
Views: 18405

I kidnapped Wayne Coyne. And tackled a meerkat. And slept with your mom.
by Purple
Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0225: "Open Source"
Replies: 71
Views: 29436

... you do know that the show was canceled iw... right? oh, and I would much prefer a shotgun to sleep with, rather than a katana, cause it's one of the best home-defense weapon, and it would allow me to knock back any zombie/raptors that invade so I can get to my better weapons for killing said zo...
by Purple
Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Word Association game
Replies: 3971
Views: 445449

Vega
by Purple
Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0220: "Philosophy"
Replies: 39
Views: 12054

Anyone ever get high during class, as opposed to just coming to class high? If you hide the X in a skittles bag no one will notice, until you hug the teacher (True Story). I reccomend saving it for a real heavy day in history, like the day you learn about the invasion of Poland or the bombing of Dre...
by Purple
Mon Feb 05, 2007 2:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0218: "Nintendo Surgeon"
Replies: 98
Views: 36124

Those of you worried about the raptor behind you on the waterslide are forgetting the raptors who are waiting for you at the bottom. And if you're at a waterpark where there are raptors you need to be removed from the gene pool.
by Purple
Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0218: "Nintendo Surgeon"
Replies: 98
Views: 36124

Indeed she did say that. Then I defibrillated her. What can I say? Your mom is into freaky shit.
by Purple
Fri Feb 02, 2007 11:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0218: "Nintendo Surgeon"
Replies: 98
Views: 36124

I neve blew; I always used a defibrilator on my NES cartridges.
by Purple
Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0200: "Bill Nye"
Replies: 61
Views: 29022

Other than being a total bad-ass, what are Bill Nye's credentials? What field is his degree in? He does have a degree right? Not that that really matters; as previously mentioned, he is a bad-ass.
by Purple
Fri Dec 22, 2006 8:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0200: "Bill Nye"
Replies: 61
Views: 29022

I heard it going around a few years back that he was dead. Where the hell did that come from?

I also have a sign that reads "Will explain scientific phenomena for food." Haven't had to buy lunch all this week.
by Purple
Sun Dec 17, 2006 1:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0197: "Ninja Turtles"
Replies: 54
Views: 25617

This discussion needs to change. It shouldn't be "Which was more known? but instead, "Which was the better artist?" I think all four of the ninja turtles beat their Renaisance counterparts hands down. Fuck the Sistine chapel!
by Purple
Sat Dec 09, 2006 6:03 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0194: "Penises"
Replies: 130
Views: 42951

Verysillyman wrote:
purple wrote:And have sex with your mother.


My mother's dead.


I guess that's why she didn't move much last night.

500 bonus points for the post entirely in Latin. What's the word for "penis" in Lobjan?
by Purple
Sat Dec 09, 2006 4:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0194: "Penises"
Replies: 130
Views: 42951

penises (that's the correct form; don't argue with me I'm an English major) pfff....silly english major. Everybody knows it's "penii" The plural would be "penii" if it was spelled "penius". In Latin (the language from which English derives somewhere between 60 and 80 p...
by Purple
Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:22 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: band names
Replies: 47
Views: 7422

I've always wanted to call my band "Molotov CockBlock," because chances are, if you listen to my music, you will probably never know the love of a woman. Other names I have thought of include: EggWhite The Fascist Whores The Rolling Stones The Aristocrats I think I'll go with "The Ari...
by Purple
Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:11 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0194: "Penises"
Replies: 130
Views: 42951

penises (that's the correct form; don't argue with me I'm an English major) pfff....silly english major. Everybody knows it's "penii" The plural would be "penii" if it was spelled "penius". In Latin (the language from which English derives somewhere between 60 and 80 p...
by Purple
Fri Dec 08, 2006 6:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0194: "Penises"
Replies: 130
Views: 42951

Why do y'all keep saying "fora"? Are you referring to more than one forum? Is he the winner of all the [SIC] forums?

I can get behind that.
by Purple
Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0193: "The Perfect Sound"
Replies: 47
Views: 18613

Best song EVAR!

Flaming Lips and Cat Power on Austin City Limits doing "War Pigs"

Second only to "Mickey"
by Purple
Fri Dec 08, 2006 3:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0194: "Penises"
Replies: 130
Views: 42951

You know after a certain point, any additional length is just a waste. And before you start in on me: Yes, my penis is only 4 inches, but some girls like it that wide. But I haven't met one who likes it sharpened to a point like mine is. I would just like to note the irony of people getting defensiv...
by Purple
Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:54 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0193: "The Perfect Sound"
Replies: 47
Views: 18613

Before you make fun of this song (which I love by the way), I'd like to see any of you do better.

(Wouldn't it be funny if Bob Dylan were in on this forum?)
by Purple
Tue Dec 05, 2006 6:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0192: "Working for Google"
Replies: 65
Views: 25517

Remember when "Meta" Search Engines were the big thing? On "Learn how to use the Library" Day in 8th grade English class the librarians were in love with them. Did anybody ever find those useful?

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