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by xndrew
Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342860

Re: I can't believe it is the next day and I'm still DRNUK

HEY! i was wondering when you'd notice I was back. I guess the drunk thread is a pretty good place to look for me though, huh?
by xndrew
Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342860

Re: I can't believe it is the next day and I'm still DRNUK

I love wine. It's delicious, and in my belly. Wooo.
by xndrew
Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235397

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (Random like a pox)

Being smart doesn't help you if you're ever trying to outrun a bear. Just saying Baldur, being fast does. So I hope you got faster at least.
by xndrew
Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1426558

Re: Boy Thread: All Roads Lead To Back Bacon

I always solved that problem by wearing my pants till they rip in the crotch, then repairing them with whatever fabric I think looks most ludicrous. It's just this thing I do.
by xndrew
Sun Aug 09, 2009 1:42 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2815720

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

So I just got home and the absolutely only thing I want to do is go back out on the road again.

Oh, hey guys. What's up?
by xndrew
Sun May 31, 2009 11:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2815720

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

clintonius wrote:which also makes it the part in which we discover it's cool to get drunk while working at Chuck-E Cheese.
http://www.pennlive.com/midstate/index. ... cribe.html

And with that, I leave the fora for a couple of months.

Good-bye for now.
by xndrew
Sun May 31, 2009 6:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235397

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

-Edit out the last line. You told us with the images.
by xndrew
Sun May 31, 2009 6:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342860

Re: The drnuk thread

Tucker Max drunk? Tucker Max doesn't get drunk, he gets even. But, drnuk thread, I must say goodbye to you. Not because I will not be drinking. Oh, I will be drinking, you can count on that. No, the reason is that I am leaving for the great wide expanse of America later today. I'll be on a road tri...
by xndrew
Sun May 31, 2009 6:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235397

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Lithium33 wrote:
mickyj300x wrote:Richard Nixon wrote a Piano Concerto, and Bill Clinton can play the Saxophone. What.


Watergate Overture?
Are you gonna steal all the best lines?
by xndrew
Sat May 30, 2009 2:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2815720

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Chfan wrote:Fess: I feel terrible for having a good life right about now.
Not allowed.

At the least, I figure you owe it to the people who don't have good lives to at least enjoy your own.
by xndrew
Fri May 29, 2009 6:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342860

Re: The drnuk thread

And when we're lying
cum sticky legs together
I will not wonder
what your thinking.
Because I'm just a man
in your arms
as you sleep
and dream of others.

You mean like that d33p?
by xndrew
Mon May 25, 2009 8:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235397

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Whoa guys, are we having a bad alcohol party? Then I submit the following two drinks to the barf-brew: http://www.40ouncebeer.com/pics24/naturalice24.jpg http://pics.livejournal.com/adins/pic/0000aa90/s320x240 Though, with the second one, a name like Bum Wine oughta give it away.
by xndrew
Sat May 23, 2009 6:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235397

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

I leave in eight days for a two month road trip. FUCK. That is soooooooon.

And if you care to read the blog we started, here it is: http://tripamericana.blogspot.com/
by xndrew
Thu May 21, 2009 4:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER
Replies: 94
Views: 8180

Re: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER

Do you know what you win in this contest of beards? You get to have a sweet beard. Who could ask for more?

But yes, congrats d33p and gmal.
by xndrew
Thu May 14, 2009 6:39 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2815720

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Maybe it would help you to know that I've never thought of life as worthwhile. Being alive sucks. It's full of heartbreak and angst and disappointment and unneeded surprises and what else can I think of. But so what? If you're going to die someday, you might as well enjoy the journey. You might as w...
by xndrew
Thu May 14, 2009 6:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3036809

Re: Postify your facerity

Jessica wrote:I'm a bad person.
False.

Everyone, you're pretty. Go have relations with a person of your approved gender. Now.
by xndrew
Wed May 13, 2009 8:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER
Replies: 94
Views: 8180

Re: Beard-off!!! ~VOTE TIME~ SEVEN Days..(left to vote)

I think it's pretty cool, so no need for the size eight font uncertainty.
by xndrew
Wed May 13, 2009 8:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER
Replies: 94
Views: 8180

Re: Beard-off!!! ~VOTE TIME~ SEVEN Days..(left to vote)

Oh hey, you ended the vote on my birthday. Neat.
by xndrew
Wed May 13, 2009 6:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER
Replies: 94
Views: 8180

Re: Beard-off!!! ~VOTE TIME~DO EET

FAVORITISM. She used both.

And yeah, I meant title. It was around midnight when I wrote that. I'm sure most people knows what that means.
by xndrew
Wed May 13, 2009 4:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER
Replies: 94
Views: 8180

Re: Beard-off!!! ~VOTE TIME~DO EET

I think I just gave Cyto a bunch and she chose one that she thought was best. Lo, how am I ever to live up to my sig if I can't win a contest of this nature?
by xndrew
Wed May 13, 2009 3:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER
Replies: 94
Views: 8180

Re: Beard-off!!! ~VOTE TIME~DO EET

Based on everyone's approval of d33p's facial hair, I probably should have used either of these. http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1960/166/123/1083480465/n1083480465_30313174_5401.jpg http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1979/196/63/46303684/n46303684_31567962_1668.jpg EDIT: AND ...
by xndrew
Tue May 12, 2009 2:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER
Replies: 94
Views: 8180

Re: Beard-off!!! ~VOTE TIME~DO EET

Booze. Duh.
by xndrew
Mon May 11, 2009 7:17 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342860

Re: The drnuk thread

CHECK YOUR SENT EMAIL FOLDER!

Or don't.

I'll keep drinking while I write this all out.
by xndrew
Sun May 10, 2009 3:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235397

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

by xndrew
Sun May 10, 2009 2:27 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Pokémafia GAME OVER: TOWN WIN
Replies: 869
Views: 52930

Re: Pokémafia GAME OVER: TOWN WIN

I was deader than doorknobs or concrete by the end of the game. Jeez man, that was a lot of attacks.
by xndrew
Sun May 10, 2009 2:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342860

Re: The drnuk thread

Well, ibuprofen
thins the blood and gets you drunk
a lot more quickly.

But I'm sure it's bad,
but then you were drinking too.
And that ain't that good.

It is ten o'clock
and the weather is warming
in silver moonlight.
by xndrew
Sat May 09, 2009 7:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER
Replies: 94
Views: 8180

Re: Beard-off!!! ~VOTE TIME~DO EET

I was gonna vote for gmal, but I don't want to affect the race for second between us. But I had no problem voting for d33p. Go figure.
by xndrew
Sat May 09, 2009 4:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER
Replies: 94
Views: 8180

Re: Beard-off!!! ~VOTE TIME~DO EET

Okay, so I voted. Damn.
by xndrew
Sat May 09, 2009 3:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Beard-off!!! HAS WINNER
Replies: 94
Views: 8180

Re: Beard-off!!! ~VOTE TIME~DO EET

Oh wow, I'm second. I think I'm going to abstain from voting though, unless I don't. Yes, that's a dumb sentence.
by xndrew
Sat May 09, 2009 5:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Actual Drnukenness!
Replies: 1358
Views: 342860

Re: The drnuk thread

My friend, you see,
has passed out in my bed,
but I'd like to sleep.

And all these bars with
all those lights, turn them off and
maybe we can breath.

But then I'm not real
enough,to know that I've gone
off the deepest end.
by xndrew
Wed May 06, 2009 4:49 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2815720

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

Good point. Girl might need more than Sexys and d33p's liver. Mine probably wouldn't help much at all either.
by xndrew
Wed May 06, 2009 4:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2815720

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

If she plans on harvesting d33p's liver, well, I can imagine it's seen better days.
by xndrew
Wed May 06, 2009 5:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235397

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

Silly hats only d33p.

Silly hats ONLY.
by xndrew
Wed May 06, 2009 4:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235397

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

My favorite Don is Ah, L'Amour, well, my favorite that isn't Rejected.
by xndrew
Wed May 06, 2009 4:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235397

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

You ever wake up and search through your text messages, Facebook comments, etc, just to see what shenanigans you might've got up to whilst inebriated at 3am? Yeah, now I have to freaking search the fora for my own damn posts. I need to install a breathalyser on my computer. Dammit. This is a couple...
by xndrew
Tue May 05, 2009 2:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9235397

Re: Fleeting/Random/Thoughts (now with 20% more fungus!)

d33p is just more than himself is all. Maybe we should all strive to be improper fractions.
by xndrew
Fri May 01, 2009 6:02 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Pokémafia GAME OVER: TOWN WIN
Replies: 869
Views: 52930

Re: Pokémafia Day 4 -- This tree looks like it can be CUT!

And this couldn't have come at much a worse time. I have to head down to Albany for a tournament and for a conference about Lit. Journals in colleges. I'll be back late Sunday, but I doubt I'll be alive. You have no reason to believe me, but it would be a pretty shitty loss for the town. As for tryi...
by xndrew
Fri May 01, 2009 5:57 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Pokémafia GAME OVER: TOWN WIN
Replies: 869
Views: 52930

Re: Pokémafia Day 4 -- This tree looks like it can be CUT!

Wait, can someone simplify this for me. I took over for OOTD, Tokol for CF, and peevo for gojoe, and then Tokol's alignment was switched with Mega's? Or at least, that's what seems to have happened?
by xndrew
Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:24 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: Pokémafia GAME OVER: TOWN WIN
Replies: 869
Views: 52930

Re: Pokémafia Day 4 -- This tree looks like it can be CUT!

What I was thinking when I was talking about the challenges is that I would think some sort of allegiances would be discernible by paying attention to exactly who challenges who, but the more I think about this, it could and likely would be completely unreliable. Scum factors could challenge other s...
by xndrew
Wed Apr 29, 2009 2:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2815720

Re: Confessional Bed - Not just for pillow talk!

functionally_stupid wrote:In unrelated news, I've been writing a lot! Yaaaay!
Funny, none of that is a link to said writing so that people can check it out. (I'd be interested in reading it is what I'm trying to saaaaaaaaay.)

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