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by Demosthenes
Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Famous last words
Replies: 261
Views: 72022

Re: Famous last words

Said the passenger to the Captain of an airplane with time-sensitive controls and Irritable Bowel Syndrome and ambiguous syntax.

"Trust me, lick this spoon."
by Demosthenes
Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:28 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1115: "Sky"
Replies: 84
Views: 21224

Re: 1115: "Sky"

Imagine being flung sideways into the nearest tree.
by Demosthenes
Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1115: "Sky"
Replies: 84
Views: 21224

Re: 1115: "Sky"

The enemy's base is DOWN.

EDIT: I did, in fact, mean gate.
Being sleep deprived apparently counteracts having read the book several (or maybe a few) times
by Demosthenes
Mon Nov 14, 2011 5:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0977: "Map Projections"
Replies: 353
Views: 139616

Re: Map Projections

Don't those options all... fall flat?
by Demosthenes
Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1034
Views: 271810

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

I wish Tomlidich wrote a wish.
by Demosthenes
Wed Oct 19, 2011 1:33 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26091
Views: 2544744

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but the kid you payed $50 got the answers wrong.

I wish for root beer.
by Demosthenes
Fri Jul 15, 2011 8:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0925: "Cell Phones"
Replies: 98
Views: 28223

Re: 0925: "Cell Phones"

Or is it that teenagers tend to give birth to soft drinks?
by Demosthenes
Sun Jun 19, 2011 2:58 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Favorite math jokes
Replies: 1452
Views: 493678

Re: Favorite math jokes

A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician.
"How old, do you think, am I?" she asks coyly.
"Well - 18 by that fire in your eyes, 19 by that glow on your cheeks, 20 by that radiance of your face, and adding that up is something you can probably do for yourself..."
by Demosthenes
Sat Apr 30, 2011 3:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0487: "Numerical Sex Positions"
Replies: 152
Views: 69993

Re: 0487: "Numerical Sex Positions"

They should derive eachother. Then they could lie tangent to the other's curves.

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