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A cat recognises itself in a mirror: https://www.facebook.com/WonderfulWorld ... 630363743/

Since cats haven't passed the classic mirror test, I wonder if a variation would work, eg. have a dot that changes colour or rotates somehow so it catches their interest.

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I like the mostly empty interpretation. I ain't paying the price of a pint for this, I mean look at the neutrino flux!

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The 20 minutes saved is the time his wife would've spent driving from the spot they met on the road to the station, and back to that spot again. So, 10 minutes in each direction, meaning they met at 5:50pm after he'd been walking for 50 minutes. Sometimes I literally have to see these ones....

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On my last holiday my parents and I got carried away photographing bridges from almost every conceivable angle. Namely the Glenfinnan Viaduct and the triple whammy at the Firth of Forth in Scotland. They've done the tourist thing at many more bridges than me. I really need to tone it down and not ge...

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I've heard Strasbourg is a particularly scenic city.

As for railways, the Wuppertal Suspension Railway in Germany is somewhat famous because a baby elephant crashed out of the train and into the river below. Hamburg has Miniatur Wunderland, the world's largest model railway exhibition.

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A few in motorsport: Darren Turner Jenson Button - given F1 steering wheels have had buttons on them since the late 80s or so. Jamie Whincup - not so specific to his sport, but he's well and truly lived up to his surname by winning the most Australian Touring Car Championship titles, and the most ra...

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I grew up in a house on a side street. It's unimportant enough that even where it intersects other side streets, it is usually the one with the stop sign. But, at the only place in my neighborhood where it intersects one of the main streets, it has a yield sign. It's a pretty normal intersection. T...

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I'm rooting for Argentina as that's where my brother-in-law is from. He also has Swiss heritage as a backup plan. I'll be surprised if either team wins their Round of 16 game. I may not watch any more games though, unless my sleep pattern gets out of whack (which happens a lot).

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I think he's saying the two groups are morons & pedants, both of whom like the Oxford comma. In the same way that the two parents are God & Mrs Trunchbull when the comma is absent in OP's quote. So I'd parse it in my head like this: Those who like the oxford comma: morons, and pedants The st...

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I would've interpreted "cactus plant" as simply emphasising that it's a plant being talked about. Even if it only makes sense in rare cases where it could be confused with the rock band by the same name, or people are using "cactus" to refer to the flavour of the prickly pear fru...

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New User wrote:I dreamed I was at the supermarket looking for chocolate-covered potato chips.

I rated these 0/10. Too much salt, didn't go well with the cheap chocolate at all. I don't know if any other brands are any better.

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The biggest boundary to my omnipotence is that nobody listens to me when I try to tell them what to do. Does "most creative way" mean it's the actual boundary manipulation itself which should be elaborate and artistic? All life may be extinguished in the aftermath, but at least you created...

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sonar1313 wrote:Ralph Macchio: Still the only 20-something who ever played a convincing teenager.

Emily Perkins in Ginger Snaps is particularly convincing.

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The dotted lines are just dreams and never actually happen, right?

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the classic spy trope involves a miniature camera with which the intrepid spy photographs the pages secretly, preferably while suspended from the ceiling. anything that requires knowledge of the breach won't help against that. I suppose it'd be possible to have something that can only be read from ...

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My sister and I will have a crazy amount of toys and books to clean out of our parents' house at some point. I'm not very materialistic as an adult but still have various things stored on the floor, plus my dining table covered in random stuff. :? I found a copy of The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying...

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Sometimes trying to open a banana from the stem end goes very wrong and you end up squashing it etc. to get it open. However, I've never managed to open one from the other end without getting a significant amount of dirt under my fingernails, so stem it is.

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Also, is ordering other people to kill equivalent to committing the murder yourself? He's only rumoured to have murdered one person with his own hands: his niece. Yes - ordering a crime to be committed is equivalent to having committed the crime itself (see RICO statutes, 18 U.S.C. ch. 96, ss 1961–...

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Mutex wrote:and secondly it costs MORE to execute someone than imprison them for life. The money saved by getting RID of the death penalty could be spent on hospitals etc.

Ah, true, at least in the USA. Not so much other countries with a less rigorous process.

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Not long after posting this thread I tried to write to the Super Star's hard drive and stuffed it a bit, but the drive doesn't seem to be completely out of action. Plus we can still play games on floppy or maybe find a replacement drive. It had a collection of BASIC games and things which are diffic...

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How about going with an example of a "sane" and cold-blooded killer, such as a hitman who mainly just does it for the money? Hitler was (almost?) driven mad by his physical health problems and so on, so not necessarily of sound mind. Also, is ordering other people to kill equivalent to com...

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No specific knowledge, but given chocolate gives dogs theobromine poisoning (not itself an vitamin/etc, but could have an analogue substance in a 'harmless' bulkifier in a vitimin tablets that is not harmless in the presence of a pet's differing set of native enzymes) and also that excess vitamin-C...

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On the topic of words English may or may not have: can anyone thing of an adjective of a person that means they have a good memory? Something akin to "rememberful", but an actual word people use. The closest I can think of is "retentive" but that seems ambiguous out of context a...

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I sincerely hope xkcd Analytica is making millions off of our data by now.

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And by extension, Jean, eg. in the case of Jean-Louis "Jack" Kerouac.

I have a bit of an interest in odd diminutives due to a particular website I contribute to. One of the ones that looks silly now is Lol for Laurence / Lawrence / Lowen, as in the case of Lol Coxhill, Lol Tolhurst etc.

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I was reminded of the bit Key & Peele did on Family Matters. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x34t5ik :lol: :lol: I liked Get Out, though not enough to want to see it again. The sudden switch from "haha what's going on" to "oh, so that's what's going on" was a bit sudden. I ...

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TL;DR - If you know a car is going to stop when you step into the street, why not simply step into the street whenever you like? You can already be reasonably sure (at least here) that most human drivers will try to stop for pedestrians, whether or not the pedestrians have legal right-of-way. Physi...

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Almost too challenging for me but got it eventually. I used a bit of dumb trial and error. 381654729 I thought checking for divisibility by 7 would be the snag to rule out a lot of possibilities so I aimed to sort that out much earlier than the linked solution. I put the 5 in place and put 2,4,6,8 i...

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:D I used to play with 3D Movie Maker on Win95 so I guess I got a head start. Unfortunately I think I lost my creations. Exactly how it'd work, I'm not sure. The extreme method would be shows and films where under the hood, the actors simply make a variety of expressions, speak every phoneme instead...

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I wonder if Inverse Code Golf would work slightly better. Write a seemingly pointless program and see if anyone can come up with a problem that it solves.

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Surfaces that never get dirty or mouldy, perhaps by digesting the dirt somehow (the next step beyond self-healing paint). Seats and furniture that can shrink and expand to accommodate different-sized people or for storage/moving purposes. Swarms of microbots that can do things like shave your face/l...

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A local rock band here made a song called Escalator about the very issue of people standing still: https://open.spotify.com/track/2D9ZdM1VmQ2t9FfxgeJiDp Escalator etiquette isn't great here in Auckland because of the lack of non-edible subways, but things could improve now that they're building a co...

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What's disturbing is not the name itself, but the fact that parents have managed to spell it so many different ways already (none of which match OP's spelling, funnily enough). My parents considered calling me Christopher, but settled on Paul, partly to save me time and effort. :lol: If I constantly...

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If you screen it in black and white, it elicits rave reviews from Béla Tarr fans.

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cabbageheaded (13) gets some usage.

Might be able to form a longer word in German. So far I've seen Gehegedach (10).

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Haha, I love Kill Bill. It makes sense within its own universe where things are exaggerated (especially the sound effects). I'll agree that most of the cruel characters aren't particularly likeable, and so Vol. 2 isn't as great because of all the talking. But O-Ren Ishii and Gogo Yubari in Vol. 1 ar...

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I propose a third option, neither. Discovery and invention simply split unimportant hairs for semantic and legal purposes. Chimpanzees have been shown to take blades of grass, push them into ant hills and pull out delicious ants. Did it discover or invent this? Doesn't matter, it is a product of th...

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Continuing spoilers through Ep.8: So... the atomic bomb opened a rift to the Black Lodge (and myriad other dimensions), a spirit thing birthed a plethora of souls, Bob among them, and Mr. Homn and the Fat Lady sent Laura to Earth to save it? Seems about right (although I've seen some...

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It's BASICA, the version seen here: http://www.os2museum.com/wp/dos/dos-3-3/

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This is our first PC from 1986 when I was 2. Not sure if I should be surprised that its name doesn't return any Google results, but it's a Super Star XT-6 made in Taiwan - an IBM XT clone which no doubt infringed on a patent or two. In a big up yours to third millennium electronics, both it and the ...

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