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by T3CHN0CR4T
Sun May 22, 2011 9:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 925278

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

Giant Speck wrote:I was trying to find "bAss cello", but apparently there isn't an instrument that exists that goes by that name, even though I was almost convinced there was.

Also: thanks!


I believe it's called a Double Bass.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Sun May 22, 2011 9:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3586241

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Fuck you garage door opener. I need to go pick up my wife but you apparently decide to break for no reason. This wouldn't be so bad except the damn landlord has the oldest fucking garage door in history on this damn door. No keypad and we don't have any key to open the garage door. Which means I ca...
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 19, 2011 7:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289365

Re: Attack and Defend

I defend with a frying pan.

I attach NP with a spatula!
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 19, 2011 7:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060375

Re: Vending machine!

You get a bush fire.

I struggle to breath from inside the vending machine XD
by T3CHN0CR4T
Sun May 15, 2011 10:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289365

Re: Attack and Defend

I defend with a gas stove.

I attack NP with a frying pan.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Sun May 15, 2011 10:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060375

Re: Vending machine!

GEEZUS!! What is wrong with you people!? Lol kidding, but seriously, dismembering me...One could only think that you guys are trying to get rid of me :lol:

:mrgreen:
by T3CHN0CR4T
Sun May 15, 2011 2:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289365

Re: Attack and Defend

I defend with lag induced by a second-rate AMD ATI graphics card.

I attack NP with a CAT5 cable.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Sun May 15, 2011 2:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060375

Re: Vending machine!

shoot t3ch in the arms and legs, and then break them for good measure, as he begins waking up i pistol whip him, and put him back in the machine Why? :cry: What did I ever do to you!? :mrgreen: I guess I'm kinda totally f*cked to be honest. Guess I should just sit in the vending machine and ferment...
by T3CHN0CR4T
Sat May 14, 2011 5:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 902562

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: There was a mongoose? :shock: :twisted:
by T3CHN0CR4T
Sat May 14, 2011 5:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289365

Re: Attack and Defend

a trio of sexually active goats that are willing to rape you even if you are dead and then tossed into a vending machine. Hmm this seems relatively familiar somehow.... :lol: I reply by charging them brutishly. They happen to be those feinting goats and they all become paralyzed with fear. I attack...
by T3CHN0CR4T
Sat May 14, 2011 5:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060375

Re: Vending machine!

Oh son of a bitch!!!1!!! :lol: :mrgreen:

Seeing as my body is now fully functional, I break down the door of the machine from inside and escape with a Llama in hand.

I put a dollar in the machine.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Sat May 14, 2011 5:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560426

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The cheesecake and all concepts of 'cake' become seemingly nonexistent.

I wish that I knew what these strawberries were doing on my nipples when I need them for my fruit salad?
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 8:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 902562

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: blood starts to rain.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 8:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 902562

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: An umbrella is useless against blood-thirsty vampires.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 7:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 925278

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

Already downloaded, will watch it tomorrow...Now, it's party time :D
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 7:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 902562

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: There is a storm on the way.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 6:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Picture Riddle
Replies: 246
Views: 21015

Re: The Picture Riddle

Lorenz wrote:
T3CHN0CR4T wrote:OH! I think it's...
Spoiler:
Brail!


You are getting a little bit closer. Someone just pmed me the answer, he posted but it hasn't been released (new member).


Ah damn :(
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 6:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 925278

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

Viae wrote:
T3CHN0CR4T wrote:I'm jealous of you guys. I'd kill for a scotch, some beef and a decent, intellectual movie!

Try Das Leben Der Andern. It's in German so you get immediate smugpoints for that, and it's chuffing wonderful, great characters.

Thanks! That actually looks pretty interesting :D
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 6:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 23216

Re: What would you do if...

well then... I guess id make an account on the XKCD fora and name myself T3CHN0CR4T Ouch, I said I have brain damage, not severe brain damage - cut me some slack XD ...And luckily for me it only affected my fine motor skills which are practically completely normal now which is pretty awesome! :D Wh...
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 6:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Picture Riddle
Replies: 246
Views: 21015

Re: The Picture Riddle

OH! I think it's...
Spoiler:
Brail!
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 6:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060375

Re: Vending machine!

Dazed and Confused (Yeah, see what I did there? ;]) I start screaming out random phrases from inside the vending machine, whilst searching for a suitable replacement kidney.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 6:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 925278

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

I'm jealous of you guys. I'd kill for a scotch, some beef and a decent, intellectual movie!
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 12:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 23216

Re: What would you do if...

I wouldn't know.

What wold you do if you were diagnosed with severe brain damage? (It's oay, I have brain damage as I was born 3 months premature, so I'm allowed to post this without sounding like an insensitive jerk :mrgreen: )
by T3CHN0CR4T
Fri May 13, 2011 12:42 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5132
Views: 925278

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

SurgicalSteel wrote:Drinking a glass of scotch, smoking a cigar and reading comics while barbecuing chicken is a fantastic way to spend an evening.

Lucky bugger, I'm totally envious of you...Apart form the smoking :lol:
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 11:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 902562

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good News: You have a vial of your blood to give them.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 11:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What would you do if...
Replies: 241
Views: 23216

Re: What would you do if...

Go and post here about it.

What would you do if a Llama suddenly crashed through the wall in your house?
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 11:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060375

Re: Vending machine!

I wake up in the vending machine after a wild night on the town and start conversing with a retarded Llama, a group of preteen girls, GLaDOS, Justin Bieber and the Terminator, and then suddenly realise that my kidneys were stolen but the three goats that had their way with me... :lol: I guess all I ...
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289365

Re: Attack and Defend

I...I don't believe I cold defend against something like that, that shit is badass...Moral of the story: Don't do drugs kiddies, or you'll end up like Steve Jobs - A mindless, arrogant douchebag with an ego bigger than Apple's yearly revenue.

I attack NP with my fist :D
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 11:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Disappointment Thread (because we need more disappointment)
Replies: 206
Views: 20860

Re: Disappointment Thread (because we need more disappointme

So I guessed correctly. Overtime, not sexytime :lol: Today I have to travel the 1.5 hours to uni and back just to sit in one tutorial and watch some guys make douches out of themselves in front of the whole class while trying to remember their lines for a 'Court Case Debate'...Not to mention it's i...
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 11:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13432
Views: 1774976

Re: Today I Learned

Plasma Man wrote:TIL that burned toenails really stink.

D: Do I even want to ask how you know that?
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 8:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Picture Riddle
Replies: 246
Views: 21015

Re: The Picture Riddle

Spoiler:
I really have no idea but they appear to have some sort of red rings around the top 'dots' if you tilt the screen...
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 8:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560426

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, neither. Trees are considered to be alive, and are therefore living beings. They do not have the unexplainable entity known as consciousness.

I wish for my friend to come and play BFBC2 with me now, instead of playing WoW, claiming he is stuck on a raid. -_-
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 8:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11568
Views: 1060375

Re: Vending machine!

You get reported to the local authorities.

I put in the dead body of Justin Bieber. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjfmIJ0PHqw :mrgreen:
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 8:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560426

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Your pizza now tastes like salt water.

I wish for Battlefield 3 to come out now.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 7:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8750
Views: 902562

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: You accidentally stab one of his billion followers which enrages him further.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 7:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 289365

Re: Attack and Defend

I willingly accept the zombification and raise through the ranks to leader the zombies, and myself, to world domination!

I attack NP with my zombie horde.
by T3CHN0CR4T
Thu May 12, 2011 2:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3586241

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Well that went absolutely fantastic! It really helps with the prof constantly interrupting saying how easy it is, and how we all should be on question x, when we are all on question x-infinity. My only consolation is that when he gets the marks he will probably realize that he's being a fucking too...
by T3CHN0CR4T
Wed May 11, 2011 11:33 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3086017

Re: Postify your facerity

Rappelling in Stephen's Gap, a vertical cave in Alabama. http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n81/amysrabbitranch/Caves/Meonropehigh.jpg http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n81/amysrabbitranch/Caves/Meonrope.jpg *both photos taken by a friend, Emily* What Stephen's Gap looks like (my photos now) Outsi...
by T3CHN0CR4T
Wed May 11, 2011 11:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26096
Views: 2560426

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You automagically appear inside it while it's nosediving towards the Earth.

I wish for this lecture to be over... :roll:
by T3CHN0CR4T
Wed May 11, 2011 9:18 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3586241

Re: Rant Thread (because we need more ranting)

Ptolom wrote:I'm just glad I'm not the only person who spends time planning his murderous rampage in advance for when he finally bends down to pick up two sandwiches and in the process drops the entire picnic hamper.

^ This. My life. :lol:

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