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by xkcd follower
Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1110:"Click and Drag"
Replies: 595
Views: 659095

Re: 1110:"Click and Drag"

I noticed a symbolic thing on the comic: the trees. This is the first time in years I am posting here, and I will keep posting now thanks to him again. Enough about me, let's talk trees. The trees I am referring are the ones near the barn, past the massive antenna. To the right of the barn is 4 tree...
by xkcd follower
Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kick the Can
Replies: 144
Views: 13305

Re: Kick the Can

Wait, whoever brought dice into this... I do not like you. But its too late to do anything

I kick the can. +1 for my ability to fly
by xkcd follower
Wed Jan 11, 2012 4:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25811
Views: 2123409

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Its in chinese and the 6000+ parts are to be assembled together.

I wish SOPA and PIPA didnt pass
by xkcd follower
Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 276984

Re: Escape from Raptors

They tear down the walls and get to the next room.

I use Tor to hide my location and disappear behind a curtain of other proxies. They cannot locate my taunting now!
by xkcd follower
Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 604717

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Who won't Charlie Brown-il date?
A human centipede excommunicated by Anti-Raptor Moses, fully understanding Calculus.

I make it more reasonable...
by xkcd follower
Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 309982

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take all the pennies, the torch, the book, and just about everything else in the pile.

There is now a Grue in the pile, waiting for its next kill.
by xkcd follower
Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 3 letters in a word
Replies: 1795
Views: 260445

Re: 3 letters in a word

faerie

ais
by xkcd follower
Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kick the Can
Replies: 144
Views: 13305

Re: Kick the Can

I kick the can again.. Also Sean Quixote is a Futurama fan from the "War is the H Word" Reference. I love that episode too.
by xkcd follower
Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25811
Views: 2123409

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Some assembly Required and the instructions are in Basque.

I wish for a program to go around proxies.
by xkcd follower
Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 800348

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: They can use throwing knives quite well and accurately.
by xkcd follower
Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:37 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: SOPA talk, yo.
Replies: 620
Views: 84916

Re: SOPA talk, yo.

Thank you KnightExemplar for answering my question. I agree that piracy is a problem, but a simple one-size-fits-all bill won't work. Similar example would be Communism. I only say this because I studied it to all avails. (Just look at my signature...) In the 1940s and 1950s, when the Red Scare occu...
by xkcd follower
Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:08 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: SOPA talk, yo.
Replies: 620
Views: 84916

Re: SOPA talk, yo.

I know. But I am getting about a dozen programs to skim my computer from existing and to make my IP hard if not impossible to locate. I may not know programming, but I can dig deep into everything and find whatever I need, except for this stupid question I have add-ons from Firefox. They can take a ...
by xkcd follower
Fri Jan 06, 2012 7:49 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: SOPA talk, yo.
Replies: 620
Views: 84916

Re: SOPA talk, yo.

I have a question I have been looking for online. I use a Firefox browser, and I already have the Desopa program and another one from PirateBay. I am curious about other addons though. I have 2 for downloading music on Youtube. Would those be removed or threatened from SOPA? Or would they simply be ...
by xkcd follower
Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 309982

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take the lonely camel out and replace it with a penny and a FEW tribles

The Intertubes are also floating in pasta sauce, and the Euro, now in the pile. Next to the pile is 986537 tribles
by xkcd follower
Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kick the Can
Replies: 144
Views: 13305

Kick the Can

I was this on the Twilight Show marathon on New Years Eve. I forgot about this game and decided to bring it to the forums. It is simple. As with the real game, just kick the can. Just keep kicking. Kick it on the rocks, the post, even describe where it lands or who it hits. I kick the can and it hit...
by xkcd follower
Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25811
Views: 2123409

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You get the idea just as you are falling off a cliff.

I wish for the photos I lost from the replaced Hard drive on my Laptop. I had over 12,000 pictures from around 20 countries lost forever.
by xkcd follower
Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 800348

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: They havent forgotten about you... They bring cake to your party
by xkcd follower
Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 276984

Re: Escape from Raptors

A one way teleports sends a group of raptors to the other side of the gate without having to pass through it. They now eat you.

I become invisible and gain the ability to fly. They cannot see me, track me, or catch me.
by xkcd follower
Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 604717

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

"Who won't Charlie Brown-il date?"
"A human centipede excommunicated by Anti-Raptor Jesus, fully understanding trigonometry."


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by xkcd follower
Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11098
Views: 875980

Re: Vending machine!

You get a Lorax.

I put in my computer with a screwed up harddrive
by xkcd follower
Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23488
Views: 1602309

Re: Guess The Next Poster

no... Long time no see

MADJO!!!
by xkcd follower
Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:11 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: SOPA talk, yo.
Replies: 620
Views: 84916

Re: SOPA talk, yo.

I will write to my people now, hoping that they listen to me. I think my area has a number of republicans in power (Being Florida) and I think they are against the bill. I will stil write to them with the information that is provided here on this page. Thank you for all the data KnightExemplar!!!
by xkcd follower
Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 800348

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad News: The Time Vultures do understand death and take his job, thus killing you within 24 hours of landing.
by xkcd follower
Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23488
Views: 1602309

Re: Guess The Next Poster

You evil? NOOOOOO.... look at my profile pic and my Signature. I'm about as evil as it gets here (and that's not too evil).

Madjo!
by xkcd follower
Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 276984

Re: Escape from Raptors

By being uninteresting, they choose not to share food or water with you and thus you die of dehydration.

I Hide in pillows.
by xkcd follower
Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 3 letters in a word
Replies: 1795
Views: 260445

Re: 3 letters in a word

filibuster

oec
by xkcd follower
Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25811
Views: 2123409

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The bikes are painted on major highways so people look for them as targets to kill.

I wish for a kitten. My 21 Year old cat is about to die and I wish for a new one.
by xkcd follower
Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Guess The Next Poster
Replies: 23488
Views: 1602309

Re: Guess The Next Poster

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!!!

VoiceDotter
by xkcd follower
Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 604717

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

"Who won't Charlie Brown-il date?"
"A human centipede excommunicated by communist Raptor Jesus, fully understanding."
by xkcd follower
Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 309982

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I remove the SCOTUS There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and the chess board is completely covered with tribbles, a penny tray with at least two dozen tribbles on it, Norevan who is now asleep again...
by xkcd follower
Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11098
Views: 875980

Re: Vending machine!

You get a paradox. The only thing to fix it is if you put yourself into it.

I place Blackened45 into the paradox machine to fix it.
by xkcd follower
Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:12 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 276984

Re: Escape from Raptors

The door is unlocked, and they open it. They eat your food rations then eat you. I make a ball of a special gel material. Anything that touches it on the outside dies and gets stuck to the ball. The added stuff then becomes goo itself and the cycle continues. Inside of the ball is me and a few hundr...
by xkcd follower
Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 800348

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: Death gets all. The moment you land the ship after you died, you instantly become ill and die within a 24 hour period.
by xkcd follower
Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25811
Views: 2123409

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You are on the remains of the USS Colorado, a ship made into scrap. The shell of it is in the ocean and you are sitting on it without any gear. Salute your death.

I wish I could live a contempt life without any major fears.
by xkcd follower
Wed Dec 28, 2011 8:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 3 letters in a word
Replies: 1795
Views: 260445

Re: 3 letters in a word

twelve

ona
by xkcd follower
Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:40 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Doctor Whom
Replies: 4948
Views: 674388

Re: Doctor Whom

I guess they had to make a story and they had little time to do it. Besides that, it wasn't really all too good, but I do not mind. They had a season to work on and they are doing other things.
Spoiler:
At least he came back to Amy and Rory at the end for dinner. I liked that
by xkcd follower
Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 309982

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take the bottle, glass, and the sig. I also Add a penny to the pile. There is now a glass chess board, with a single white stone on the c4/b3 corner and a single pawn (of undetermined color) on the g4 square and the chess board is completely covered with tribbles, a penny tray with at least two do...
by xkcd follower
Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What is in Your Clipboard?
Replies: 3629
Views: 546282

Re: What is in Your Clipboard?

http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=&secti ... i+and+nabi

There She Is Fan Art that I found. I like that cartoon a lot
by xkcd follower
Tue Dec 27, 2011 1:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 3 letters in a word
Replies: 1795
Views: 260445

Re: 3 letters in a word

uptrends

iti
by xkcd follower
Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 800348

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: Yes we do. It is based on Global warming patterns, showing imminent death in about 50 years.

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