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by Joe Phlanx
Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere, USA (Part 2)
Replies: 984
Views: 104788

Re: Anywhere, USA (Part 2)

<Sorry, haven't been feeling well> "I'm Doctor Horrible. I guess I could examine this portal if I had any equipment. Though I haven't seen anything like this. My teleportation experiments have not been a hundred percent successful, but if i was reverse engineering something... I don't suppose y...
by Joe Phlanx
Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere, USA (Part 2)
Replies: 984
Views: 104788

Re: Anywhere, USA (Part 2)

"Art thou an Artificer sir? Canst thou tell me how I came to this place?" "AHHHHHH!!!!" Doctor Horrible was taken off guard. "AHHHH!!!" the Doctor repeated when he saw that he was being addressed by an anthropomorphic frog. "The Wonderflonium can't explain that,&q...
by Joe Phlanx
Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere, USA (Part 2)
Replies: 984
Views: 104788

Re: Anywhere, USA (Part 2)

Name: Dr. Horrible Medium: Motion Picture Timeline: Right as the death Ray explodes Equipment and skills, if any: goggles, lab coat, a PhD in horribleness, great skill in technology He's hard to miss The freeze ray faltered, Captain Hammer's punch sent him flying down the aisle he had moments earli...
by Joe Phlanx
Tue Aug 26, 2008 11:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: MS Paint Robot Wars
Replies: 19
Views: 2436

Re: MS Paint Robot Wars

<-- The cone gives good deflection to those axes, the claw grabs/bends the handles, then pulls it on its side. Yes that was my avatar before the game, and if cyborgs count, check my sig.
by Joe Phlanx
Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1754995

Re: Hugs!

Damn it, you're melting my icy heart. Crap. *Hugs Felltir and GoJoe* Happy? You broke my cynical, pessimistic shield. You know how much those cost?
by Joe Phlanx
Wed Aug 13, 2008 9:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1754995

Re: Hugs!

*is alone in a cold, uncaring universe*
by Joe Phlanx
Wed Aug 13, 2008 8:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Yes/No
Replies: 38
Views: 3393

Re: Yes/No

The No's will have vengeance. Damn yes men.
by Joe Phlanx
Sat Jul 05, 2008 6:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

"If these fools ((Honestly, I don't remember who)) won't get in the vent, they will be left behind." Vader Climbed into the air shaft and slammed the still floating grate back into place. He started following the few others who decided to get in. Ahh the shame, Vader thought, the apprentic...
by Joe Phlanx
Fri May 30, 2008 8:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

"As much as I'd like to fight these fools, I do not know their numbers, it may be wise to hide for now."

Vader pulled a grate to the air ducts off with the force. It hovered in the air as he said,

"Well, get in."
by Joe Phlanx
Tue May 27, 2008 3:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

"That is of no concern, what matters is that we find a way off of this ship. What information have you managed to gather?"

If this was Kane's Brotherhood, Vader was not impressed.

"Tell me Kane, is this your 'global superpower?'"
by Joe Phlanx
Mon May 26, 2008 4:10 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Brotherhood of Nod? Had there been any Sith lords named Nod, Vader would have been sure it was a subgroup. "I've never heard of this 'Brotherhood of Nod,' but you will assist me in finding a way off of this ship." This Kane person seems like he may have the potential to be turned to the Da...
by Joe Phlanx
Fri May 23, 2008 2:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Vader did not have to wander around much before he met another person who seemed to have been brought here. For some reason this strange man seemed familiar with the dark lord. "I have no idea who Kane or the marked are. I want to know who you are, who brought me here, and what is going on."
by Joe Phlanx
Thu May 22, 2008 11:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Vader was about to deliver the elf's death when, all of a sudden, an alarm went off. A radiation leak. An instant later, the blast doors started closing. Vader easily stepped out of the way. The Elf was not as fortunate, as he was pinned down by a pipe that may very well have caused the leak. "...
by Joe Phlanx
Fri May 16, 2008 2:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

"If you will not answer me then you will die." It was then that asphyxiation had the man in its grasp. Vader threw the lifeless body to the floor. He turned his attention back to the elf. "Where were we, ah right, I was about to end you." His lightsaber flared on, he gave the elf...
by Joe Phlanx
Wed May 14, 2008 1:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

((I'll give Snake 48 hours before I kill this clone and maybe Legolas))
by Joe Phlanx
Mon May 12, 2008 2:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

((Darn it Snake, if you will not respond, then perhaps I will.)) Who was this man? Right, Vader remembered seeing him talk to his now missing minions. But now he was preventing the death of this stupid one. Seems he volunteered for the role of one to get killed. "Who are you, and why did you ge...
by Joe Phlanx
Mon May 05, 2008 3:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

((It seems like it is time for Snake to respond, the question seemed like it was geared to him, especially how I was/am going to kill you))
by Joe Phlanx
Thu May 01, 2008 2:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

((I know a way to solve the god-moding problem and the meeting yourself problem, hint, I get to kill people))
by Joe Phlanx
Thu May 01, 2008 12:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

((Cheap, Audience, should I accept that?))
by Joe Phlanx
Wed Apr 30, 2008 2:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Vader must have stopped paying attention. When did the elf get so close? How did he let someone get close enough to stab him? It was of no matter fortunately. The elf had only stabbed some redundancies in Vader's extensive machinery. A few sparks flew out of the "wound" giving enough of a ...
by Joe Phlanx
Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

It was that elf again. Was he using projectiles? How primitive. The elf shot several arrows in an attempt to breach Vader's defense. It was of no use. As all of the arrows froze in air Vader said, "Pathetic." Vader threw a few arrows back in the general direction of the elf. "Most pat...
by Joe Phlanx
Mon Apr 28, 2008 4:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Well, the droids were not as much of a problem as Vader had thought. Still, it would be for the best to deactivate them. Best way to do that... blow up their control computer. So Vader decided to wander around and look for a way to the bridge. Vader found himself in a hallway, not unlike the one he ...
by Joe Phlanx
Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

There were too many droids for this fight to get anywhere. "If you're not going to escape, at least do something before I kill you myself." Annoyed, Vader took the door he removed earlier and jammed the rest of the hole with it. "That will stop them until they decide to make a new ope...
by Joe Phlanx
Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:41 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Battle droids? When was the last time Vader fought battle droids? Battle droids usually meant the Trade federation, but this didn't look like a Trade Federation ship. A laser bolt headed right for Vader, oh right, no time to think. With one swift motion, the lightsaber went away from the elf's neck,...
by Joe Phlanx
Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:23 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

"As you wish." With that, there was a healthy thump as the elf hit the floor. "And now we will discuss the reason you attacked us." With that, the lightsaber went right to the elf's neck. ((Oh God. If Vader and House were to meet up, I think I would explode from the sheer awesom...
by Joe Phlanx
Tue Apr 22, 2008 1:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Vader started choking the "elf" a little harder. He sensed fear in his prisoner. Good, fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to the dark side. Perhaps this Legolas could be turned into another servant. "If you don't know what's going on, why did you attack. And I want a...
by Joe Phlanx
Tue Apr 22, 2008 12:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

((A couple of questions, First. Recognition. E.G. Jack Bauer (the player) sees Darth Vader (the player). Surely Jack (the already existing character from 24) has seen Star Wars, or at least knows who Darth Vader (again not the player but the already existing character from Star Wars) is. Would Jack ...
by Joe Phlanx
Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

the elf, was now in the armored fellow's grasp, unconscious. so Vader picked his unconscious form from the floor and woke him up . He started straggling the nameless one lightly, and proceeded to interrogate him. It would have been less of a scene if Vader had bothered to use his hands . ((Oops, al...
by Joe Phlanx
Sun Apr 20, 2008 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

((Pretend My post happens after Chrismclegless')) This tall one seemed an enemy, what with the attacks on the innocent minions who still had uses, so Vader picked his unconscious form from the floor and woke him up. He started straggling the nameless one lightly, and proceeded to interrogate him. It...
by Joe Phlanx
Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Vader knew these two could be manipulated, directly or indirectly, so he followed them, using the force to keep up with their high speed. Vader made no response aside from his constant, amplified breathing.
by Joe Phlanx
Thu Apr 17, 2008 11:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

"Have either of you two seen any sort of weapon that could do this? I'm guessing it burned straight through the chassis and hit something vital, which is what caused the robot to blow. Of course, I could be wrong." Vader lifted the fallen door with the Force, and made a perfect hole in it...
by Joe Phlanx
Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Vader looked at the former droid, if he had his tools, he may have been able to at least get some information out of it. "Perhaps we're in a mechanical part of this ship, and it serves some other purpose besides containing metal corridors." "Not even the Rebels would be stupid enough ...
by Joe Phlanx
Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:23 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Vader used his lightsaber to carve a message in the wall, if anyone could read galactic basic it would have stated 'if anyone reads this, there are three people looking for the bridge.' Vader then asked, "What are the odds that any others would be able to read the message? What are the odds tha...
by Joe Phlanx
Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

((Assuming Jack did not show up)) Vader was upset my this apparent lack of progress, and, deciding these men did not have a reason to lie, chose not to strangle them for more information. Having no better idea, he said "Fine, perhaps the bridge will have more information, I'm assuming neither o...
by Joe Phlanx
Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere USA Splitoff
Replies: 332
Views: 26050

Re: Anywhere USA Splitoff

Name: Darth Vader Medium: Movie, books, video games... Timeline: Empire Strikes Back, about when the fleet is entering the asteroid field (before being told to kill Luke). Equipment and skills: A red Lightsaber, ability to manipualte the Force, black armor Darth Vader was in his meditation chamber ...
by Joe Phlanx
Thu Apr 03, 2008 4:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: A backwards story
Replies: 43
Views: 4248

Re: A backwards story

raptor ((Obligatory))
raptor fell. It finally died.
The End.
by Joe Phlanx
Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Sandwich✓ now Pizza (more to come)
Replies: 76
Views: 4164

Re: Sandwich✓ now Pizza (more to come)

Including, but not limited to, garlic and bacon.
by Joe Phlanx
Sat Mar 15, 2008 6:52 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: MAFIA v2.1: The Official Thread
Replies: 377
Views: 34021

Re: MAFIA v2.1: The Official Thread

I'm proud to report not a single pirate was killed. We thank you for being such a curteous crew and ask you sail Pirate Cruise Lines again.
by Joe Phlanx
Fri Mar 14, 2008 7:22 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: MAFIA v2.1: The Official Thread
Replies: 377
Views: 34021

Re: MAFIA v2.1: The Official Thread

"Doing nothing be our downfall. I, as cap'n, also vote Spencer. Making the vote so far, 4 ta zero. Every remaining man needs ta vote nay for Spencer if 'e is to live." Phlanx sighed as he possibly sent another man to death.
by Joe Phlanx
Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:23 pm UTC
Forum: Mafia
Topic: MAFIA v2.1: The Official Thread
Replies: 377
Views: 34021

Re: MAFIA v2.1: The Official Thread

"Clearly, I'm gonna 'ave ta vote nay on killing Phlanx. I mean, 'e's wise, 'andsome, brave, and I know for a fact, 'e's a good 'onest sailor. Every undecided man before me right now would 'ave ta want ta kill a man who's always acted in their best interests. End this silly trial and go after a ...

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