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I assume that "THOSE ANIMALS SHOULD ALL BE HUNTED FOR SPORT INSTEAD" refers to the "LOSERS" who adopt pets from shelters. Awful, indeed.

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Maybe I'm just hungry, but I kept expecting to see a "Burger King" appear when I zoomed in. (I don't think the King's up for any office, though I really wouldn't be that surprised if he was.)

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I knew the 1993 Motor Voter law would have unintended consequences.

I assume you have to register your car with the DMV and your county voter registrar.

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He's probably going to compose the entire manifesto with emojis.

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Building sandcastles is fun, but so is flooding them.

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I'm vertex-perplexed.

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My theory is along the lines of space cows, except they're weakly interacting "moo-ons."

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I'm not sure all the equations would fit on a T-shirt, but they would definitely fit as a full-body tattoo.

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Hollywood would still demand that the scientists update their data sets while shooting at lava monsters.

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I assume the graph is charting popular support for misleading graph making.

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So the number "1" painted on Thomas the Tank Engine's side stood for ONE world government. It all makes sense now...

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Current solar science provides slightly better understanding than "wrath of Apollo," but only slightly.

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Surely, the Presidential Pet should be at least in the top ten. (Possibly top five with the current administration.)

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Making a shot from the locker room should be worth at LEAST a double-letter score in HORSE.

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"And by lab, I mean torture chamber. For science."

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My mind spent half an hour just trying to guess what "GDPR" stood for. And failed.

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But Samara's solution for everything is to kill it. "If all you have is a hammer," you know...

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I certainly hope he never becomes a surgeon.

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May we always remember the present moment of future antiquarians.

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Ha, I felt like Theseus hunting the Menu-taur!

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Personally, I don't think any of them really resembles a turnip at all.

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This comic makes me feel as old as ABE Simpson.

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Worrying about sexual dysfunction is a major INsecurity vulnerability.

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Trying to unify Red states and Blue states might be like unifying matter and antimatter. (Or vice versa, depending on your political persuasion.)

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Leprechauns may have died at the formation of the sun, but at its demise, a white dwarf will be born!

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I'm pretty sure Mark Twain already said all of these.

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You've got to watch out for time traps more than sand traps.

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Santa would never eat Rudolph. They're binge-drinking buddies.

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If The Ring had been about a girl staring up at a total solar eclipse, it would've been a lot less scary. Unless she was staring pre- or post-totality without proper protection. Just the idea of it TOTALLY terrifies me.

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The Great Crater of the Moon was made to keep out invading Martians. Super true.

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I'm pretty sure at least a quarter of these are already in X Games.

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It might be a giant space poop -- an "assteroid." But from what cosmic creature? We can only guess...

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"If you don't want to talk, we can just sit silently and stare at each other. I'm friendly like that."

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I hate lukewarm. With a white-hot hate.

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The guy's beardstache would make as good a status badge as any.

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I've heard that we all might be walking into the sea if something goes wrong with the planet's thermostat.

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And don't make the classic mistake of creating the iron filings for cleaning the pan FROM the pan.

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azule wrote: the lid could act as a shield at a knife fight.

Especially if it's made of vibranium.

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I'd probably die if I saw all three at the same time. Though, according to prophecy, the world might, too...

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Litter training practically killed my Roomba. Worst screeching I ever heard.

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