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May we always remember the present moment of future antiquarians.

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Ha, I felt like Theseus hunting the Menu-taur!

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Personally, I don't think any of them really resembles a turnip at all.

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This comic makes me feel as old as ABE Simpson.

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Worrying about sexual dysfunction is a major INsecurity vulnerability.

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Trying to unify Red states and Blue states might be like unifying matter and antimatter. (Or vice versa, depending on your political persuasion.)

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Leprechauns may have died at the formation of the sun, but at its demise, a white dwarf will be born!

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I'm pretty sure Mark Twain already said all of these.

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You've got to watch out for time traps more than sand traps.

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Santa would never eat Rudolph. They're binge-drinking buddies.

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If The Ring had been about a girl staring up at a total solar eclipse, it would've been a lot less scary. Unless she was staring pre- or post-totality without proper protection. Just the idea of it TOTALLY terrifies me.

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The Great Crater of the Moon was made to keep out invading Martians. Super true.

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I'm pretty sure at least a quarter of these are already in X Games.

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It might be a giant space poop -- an "assteroid." But from what cosmic creature? We can only guess...

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"If you don't want to talk, we can just sit silently and stare at each other. I'm friendly like that."

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I hate lukewarm. With a white-hot hate.

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The guy's beardstache would make as good a status badge as any.

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I've heard that we all might be walking into the sea if something goes wrong with the planet's thermostat.

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And don't make the classic mistake of creating the iron filings for cleaning the pan FROM the pan.

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azule wrote: the lid could act as a shield at a knife fight.

Especially if it's made of vibranium.

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I'd probably die if I saw all three at the same time. Though, according to prophecy, the world might, too...

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Litter training practically killed my Roomba. Worst screeching I ever heard.

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If you travel far enough backward in time, there aren't any stars at all.

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If we don't fully understand how lightning works, I'm cool with Wrath of Thor to fill the gaps.

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Russell's teapot really raises a profound question: Will it make hot tea or iced tea?

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Sometimes my WiFi feels like I'm leeching off my own WiFi.

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I believe St. Christopher is the patron saint of travelers and St. Louis the patron saint of layover tourists.

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My brain does the same whenever I heard the word "economics."

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Great. Like global warming isn't already bad enough without Glacier Hate.

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I'd like to live in a state where the most-used word is "methodology." Nerdvana on Earth.

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I have to admit, "training rare animals to hurl themselves into whirling machinery" disgusts the biologist in me, but excites the engineer in me.

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I'm going to ask my doctor about anti-staling remedies.

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But to be fair, the GPS was right about making the U-turn back to the car rental!

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CAN YOU GET RID OF ALL THE WATER SO WE CAN SEE THE OCEAN BETTER??

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I believe zombie sandwiches are all opened-face sandwiches.

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"I think instead of 'Take out China' they mean 'Chinese takeout'."

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They seriously need to install a driver's side sun visor in the ISS. Spend ten bucks to save $150 billion.

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I'd love to get away with calling two merged plates Labradoodle.

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He's convinced me: I will never stop trying to steal money bags from lecturing lottery winners.

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Gah, comic reading is hard. It's way too big and close-up!

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