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by Alphaniner
Wed Sep 15, 2010 4:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0793: "Physicists"
Replies: 158
Views: 41630

Re: "Physicists" Discussion (#793)

Randall, you magnificent bastard, you've done it again.

I have spent the last few days making fun of whatever my friend happens to be studying at the time, claiming the vast superiority of physics.

I liked this a LOT.

edit: stay out of my head
by Alphaniner
Fri Apr 09, 2010 10:55 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0725: "Literally"
Replies: 139
Views: 35084

Re: " Literally " Discussion

I haven't been too impressed with the comics of late, but I just had to comment because this one rung true with me. Randall gets in my head yet again.

This kind of stuff literally pisses me off more than anything else in the entire world. Ever. (See what I did? I'm funny, right, guys? Guys?)
by Alphaniner
Fri Jan 08, 2010 9:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0686: "Admin Mourning"
Replies: 104
Views: 33914

Re: "Admin Mourning" Discussion

logged on for the first time in about a million years just to post this.

http://www.deathswitch.com/

Good comic, by the way.
by Alphaniner
Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0442: "xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel"
Replies: 372
Views: 87819

Re: "xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel" discussion

As far as the piano chords, C#-A#m-F#-G#

Apparently they're too cool for a normal chords sequence.
by Alphaniner
Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0442: "xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel"
Replies: 372
Views: 87819

Re: "xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel" discussion

espire wrote:I have a sudden urge to turn this comic into a real song. All I need is a few voice actors, the original piano chords, and some sound effects!

Who's with me?


that would be kinda fun.

It's a shockingly simple chord sequence. I just need to find the key.
by Alphaniner
Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0442: "xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel"
Replies: 372
Views: 87819

Re: "xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel" discussion

This is brilliant.
by Alphaniner
Fri Jun 06, 2008 12:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0433: "Journal 5"
Replies: 195
Views: 37391

Re: "Journal 5" Discussion

My favorite part is how he has a sound effect for parking.
by Alphaniner
Sun Dec 16, 2007 5:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get a cesspool of germs, and subsequently catch smallpox.

I put in my Spanish Final Exam
by Alphaniner
Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0356: "Nerd Sniping"
Replies: 376
Views: 169164

The Classhole!

The Classhole graces the following 25 comics with his presence. Classhole Bored with the Internet Attention, Shopper Digital Rights Management (Look closely. Definitely a hat.) Gravitational Mass Computational Linguists Centrifugal Force ? I dunno. He does have the hat. There is a man with a hat in ...
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 10, 2007 9:48 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: paper clip in a power outlet
Replies: 65
Views: 19967

Re: paper clip in a power outlet

Being as my dumb ass-friend did this a bit ago:

-Sparks will shoot out
-(in his case) you will feel a mild electric shock
-The socket will be messed up
-You will get yelled at by a teacher

At least that's what happened to him.
by Alphaniner
Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get eaten by a grue.

I put in a $1 million dollaz
by Alphaniner
Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get a smell vaguely like that of old eggs.

I put in a smaller vending machine.
by Alphaniner
Wed Dec 05, 2007 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Bathroom Science Experiment
Replies: 14
Views: 2205

Re: Bathroom Science Experiment

Hamorad wrote:Wait, you didn't poo for a whole week during this experiment?


I pooed in a different toilet.
by Alphaniner
Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get a steam-powered PC with a 3KB floppy disk.

I put in my Command & Conquer 3 Disc.
by Alphaniner
Wed Dec 05, 2007 12:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get a poor night's sleep.

I put in a piano.
by Alphaniner
Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Bathroom Science Experiment
Replies: 14
Views: 2205

Re: Bathroom Science Experiment

After a few days of pondering this I have reached a...

Conclusion: Thank God for Pine-Sol
by Alphaniner
Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get $1 in pennies.

I put in a Game Boy Color
by Alphaniner
Tue Dec 04, 2007 3:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get an AOL of lesser or much lesser value.

I put in YTMND.
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:55 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Bathroom Science Experiment
Replies: 14
Views: 2205

Bathroom Science Experiment

Seeing as I live in Georgia, USA, and being that we were in a huge drought, I've been trying to save water. A popular phrase is "If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down." As for letting the yellow mellow, I did indeed. 7 Days worth of mellowing. These are the results. D...
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get 5,000 little shards of cardboard

I put in a Ford DeLorean, 1.21 Jiggawatts, and a flux capacitor.
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get Frank Boyle as the Monster of Frankenstein. (Hmm. Oddly specific...)

I put in a vinyl record of Purple Rain.
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 03, 2007 11:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get the last digit of Pi.

I put in a very crappy Monday.
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get a rare mint-condition Batman and Robin comic book

I put in one Internet.
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get a gold record.

I put in a cherry Pop-Tart
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:08 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get a giant enemy crab, whose weak point you must attack for massive damage.

I put in the BeeGees
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)
Replies: 36933
Views: 2418898

Re: Maximize the post:views ratio! (if you look, you must post)

Fecking curiousity.

Alas I post.
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get tackled by the vending for feeding it that crap.

I put in a pack of Ramen noodles
by Alphaniner
Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0129: "Content Protection"
Replies: 14
Views: 6998

Re: "Content Protection" Discussion

DRM really is a pain in the arse. Alas.

As far as xkcd on this subject goes, my favorite is the one with the inexorable wall of ice.
by Alphaniner
Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Confessional Shed - I'll keep a look-out
Replies: 38049
Views: 2807368

Re: Confessional Thread

And what, pray tell, would you use to designate said possessive? Yellie, correct y'all usage is: y'all = singular all y'all = plural y'all's = singular possessive all y'all's = plural possessive for single object alls y'all's = plural possessive for multiple objects Y'all is both singular and plura...
by Alphaniner
Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11476
Views: 1021807

Re: Vending machine!

You get a Ouija Board.

I put in my baby toe.
by Alphaniner
Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0351: "Trolling"
Replies: 179
Views: 36833

Re: "Trolling Discussion"

Hey! Randall stole my idea! Which I originally stole from somebody else!

Spoiler:
At first, the comic on the main page wasn't a Rickroll, but now it is!
by Alphaniner
Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0351: "Trolling"
Replies: 179
Views: 36833

Re: "Trolling Discussion"

Just take solace in the fact that your roommate had to look at every page of goatse as well. I think after a point, you just become numb to the whole goatse thing after 100 pages. You're expecting it. However...put on a pair of pants, and feel that piece of paper in the pocket. You think "Hey,...
by Alphaniner
Fri Nov 30, 2007 11:48 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0351: "Trolling"
Replies: 179
Views: 36833

Re: "Trolling Discussion"

I just got reverse Rickrolled. I was actually looking for Never Gonna Give you Up, and the video cut to some footage from CNN right in the middle. I felt thoroughly pwned.
by Alphaniner
Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0351: "Trolling"
Replies: 179
Views: 36833

Re: "Trolling Discussion"

Hehe. I just envisioned "Rickroller's Annonymous" "Hey, my name's Alphaniner" "Hi Alphaniner!" "Well, I started Rickrolling about 7 months ago, casually, y'know, with my friends? But then it became more and more frequent. I had a problem. Every single link would re...
by Alphaniner
Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:28 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0351: "Trolling"
Replies: 179
Views: 36833

Re: "Trolling Discussion"

If you click on the comic now, you get Rickrolled.

I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier.
by Alphaniner
Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0351: "Trolling"
Replies: 179
Views: 36833

Re: "Trolling Discussion"

I didn't even think about the irony here.

Irony is usally lost on me at this hour of day.
by Alphaniner
Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0351: "Trolling"
Replies: 179
Views: 36833

0351: "Trolling"

http://xkcd.com/351/ http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/trolling.png Alt text: and I was really impressed with how they managed to shock the goatse guy Once again, xkcd reads my mind. Literally 5 minutes ago, we were discussing various shock sites on an IRC, and goatse invariably wound up as the topic of ...
by Alphaniner
Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0180: "Canada"
Replies: 143
Views: 44512

Re: Blame "Canada" Discussion

Thank you. Now, more about the glorious one gallon jug of milk. 17 syllables cannot do it justice. Pros: -Handle for convenient pouring -A Cap -Recyclable -Fits perfectly into door of fridge. -After empty can be used for: Dog toy, buoy, road trip emergency piss bottle, container for liquids, and muc...
by Alphaniner
Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0180: "Canada"
Replies: 143
Views: 44512

Re: Blame "Canada" Discussion

The 1 Gallon Milk Jug: A Haiku

One Gallon Milk Jug
Fits so well in my 'fridge door.
And a handle, too.

I believe that about describes it.
by Alphaniner
Fri Nov 16, 2007 5:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0345: "1337: Part 5"
Replies: 136
Views: 34447

Re: "1337: Part 5" Discussion

I just now noticed, but I like how Elaine is kicking the guy's knee out in the first panel. This comic is pretty complete, really. Got stallman, a balloon, a blag-o-ball, and a funny cape.

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