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by Melannen
Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0540: "Base System"
Replies: 220
Views: 66583

Re: "Base System" discussion

The boring zone is so right!! The time between 1st and 2nd base is VERY boring!!!!
by Melannen
Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What's wrong with your car?
Replies: 76
Views: 5443

Re: What's wrong with your car?

What's wrong with my car?

Everything
by Melannen
Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13405
Views: 1548977

Re: Today You Learned

- I'm losing my mind
- My job loves torment me
- I'm out of laundry detergent


Have I mentioned that I'm losing my mind?
by Melannen
Sat Dec 13, 2008 5:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28549
Views: 3165775

Re: Rant Thread

Great!! Just GREAT!! My job, as wonderful as it can be, is annoying the hell out of me!!! This is how my morning on MY DAY OFF goes 7:30am *ring ring ring ring ring* Me: hello? Tims: Can you come in today? Me: No, sorry I'm sick today Tims: I see. Okay see you on Saturday! Me: bye-bye 10:30am *ring ...
by Melannen
Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0508: "Drapes"
Replies: 196
Views: 59194

Re: "Drapes" Discussion (merged)

You guys are silly

She's a dumb blond

When he asked "does the carpet match the drapes?", she took it literally and responded that yes, the carpet in her apartment matches the drapes in her apartment but the upholstery does not match.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Melannen
Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0508: "Drapes"
Replies: 196
Views: 59194

Re: "Drapes" Discussion (merged)

ROFLMAO

My bf got it lol


She's BLOND guys!

He's talking sexual, she's talking about her apartment!!!
by Melannen
Tue Oct 28, 2008 1:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Explain your avatar!
Replies: 1628
Views: 137005

Re: Explain your avatar!

Well... seeing as how she's one of my favorite persons in the world....
its MEEEE :D:D:D
by Melannen
Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8190741

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Well I got bett'r
by Melannen
Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13405
Views: 1548977

Re: Today You Learned

Today I learned that mowing down on a HUGE breakfast then drinking 5 cups of coffee equals one FUN time about 5 hours later :(
by Melannen
Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28549
Views: 3165775

Re: Rant Thread

RANT:

To the LOVELY person who decided that I could baby-sit the new person at work...

AAAAAHISRHWIEHFAVWKNiowhr hawe;o;awiohe;lfkahsd;efwlksn;lewkh.klan;liha;wlekhf;lawehn
(translation: AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE TRAINING PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
by Melannen
Wed Oct 15, 2008 12:43 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: It made sense at the time...
Replies: 207
Views: 19339

Re: It made sense at the time...

I once let my sister in law dye my hair blue. [stupid] melannen [/stupid]

in order to do that, she had to first cut and bleach my hair and then she had to die it blue. About a week later my hair washed out to this hideous snot green. [everyone] we toldja so [/laughs]
by Melannen
Tue Oct 14, 2008 1:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28549
Views: 3165775

Re: Rant Thread

I hate that I'm so tired right now. I also hate that I worked 66 hours last week and didnt seem to get it all in one check! Most of its going to come onto my next check but I wanted those hours to come onto my last check.

blah

oh well
by Melannen
Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:45 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: odd things about yourself
Replies: 357
Views: 59768

Re: odd things about yourself

When I'm confused about how to do something I often very quickly brush my thumb against my middle finger (as if snapping, without actually snapping my fingers) repeatedly until I find a course of action lol I'm a crazy cat lady My co-workers think I'm nuts cuz I almost always find something to laugh...
by Melannen
Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8190741

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Roses are red violets are blue
some poems rhyme and others dont
by Melannen
Mon Oct 13, 2008 6:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28549
Views: 3165775

Re: Rant Thread

LOL

I realize its allowed here, but its been a long day and I kind of forgot that its okay to say ass here. There are some fora that dont allow it.
by Melannen
Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 90055
Views: 8190741

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I wonder if I can spit in this coffee with literally 20 people watching and not get notic--- HOLY SHIT THAT COFFEE'S HOT! ETA: I wouldnt actually do such a thing... I was just so angry that it was a fleeting thought that will never become a reality as I dont condone such practices... but that doesnt...
by Melannen
Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28549
Views: 3165775

Re: Rant Thread

heh musta missed this rant thread. Well here goes (posted in my own thread by accident, so I copied and pasted it here) As you Canadians (and some boarder-town US people) know, there's this WONDERFUL doughnut store called Tim Hortons aka Timmy's, Timmy-Ho, Tim's, and for some of us Work. You'll also...
by Melannen
Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: High and low point of your day
Replies: 3315
Views: 226411

Re: High and low point of your day

High- Got tipped over $1.00 at work today (w00t w00t!)

Low- Had to deal with a crappy exec (see my rant thread)
by Melannen
Mon Oct 13, 2008 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 1062603

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because I had a bad day at work on a holiday
by Melannen
Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Make a Prediction for the FUTURE
Replies: 74
Views: 5433

Re: Make a Prediction for the FUTURE

I predict that at approximately 9pm tomorrow night, I will be begging someone with an ice-cream scooper to kill me because of the pain in my left knee. Pretty specific ey? Well... its cuz I'm working at the local fall fair, at an ice cream stand with one other person.... for 11 hours *cries* :cry: :...
by Melannen
Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:17 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: your walking theme
Replies: 63
Views: 6298

Re: your walking theme

An old camping song

"I'm walkin'... I'm just walkin' along and I'm singin' my walkin' song, I'm just walkin' along"

LOL
by Melannen
Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:16 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Misheard Lyrics
Replies: 98
Views: 10810

Re: Misheard Lyrics

CCR Lodi
What I heard
"Oh lord stuck in an old dire well"

What it actually says
"Oh lord, stuck in Lodi again"

Nirvana... pretty much anything by them, but especially the entire song "Smells like Teen Spirit" lol
by Melannen
Fri Sep 05, 2008 8:49 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Dumbest things said in movies
Replies: 87
Views: 10113

Re: Dumbest things said in movies

"He Deer'd to kill a king's Dare!"

Robinhood men in tights :roll:
by Melannen
Fri Sep 05, 2008 5:12 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Tear-jerkers (merged: Fictional Tears)
Replies: 121
Views: 23672

Re: Tear-jerkers (merged: Fictional Tears)

Fox and the Hound Homeward Bound (like... everytime anything intense happens) Titanic Lion King Bridge to Terabithia Shawshank Redemption One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest Remember the Titans Where the Heart Is Wall-E Pretty much anything with even the slightest bit of emotion in it.. I will cry over ...
by Melannen
Fri Aug 22, 2008 1:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Who would YOU turn gay for?
Replies: 69
Views: 11187

Re: Who would YOU turn gay for?

Well... if you mean COMPLETELY gay.. I'd go for Angelina Jolie or Jessica Alba... they're hot.
by Melannen
Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20271
Views: 1062603

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned because I needed to post something here today :lol:
by Melannen
Wed Aug 20, 2008 5:11 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Books you like that no one else has heard of
Replies: 88
Views: 19913

Re: Books you like that no one else has heard of

Foundling fox. Its an adorable story about a young mother fox who finds an orphaned kit (baby fox) and adopts him as her own. Its one of those stories that teaches kids about families.. its incredibly sweet. and I highly recommend it to kids. Living with a Lama. Its about a siamese cat living in the...
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 87306

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Compiling.. wrote:
Melannen wrote:
Compiling.. wrote:(to Melannen: "Wha!? O.o")



Long story short... it was about 3 weeks after I had my very large son naturally, which resulted in stitches.

Ouch


Yeah.


how 'bout
sayin' the wrong name? (dont know from experience)
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 72298

Re: I never...

I've never smoked a day in my life

(anyone know of any upcoming raves in London Ont or the GTA?)
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Hugs!
Replies: 30338
Views: 1565218

Re: Hugs!

I need a hug... badly.... Its nearly 3am and my partner's not home yet........

Soooooooo...... I need SOME form of affection before I go hunt him down and slay him.
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Penis Game
Replies: 140
Views: 13978

Re: The Penis Game

(_._)(_._)
Mine are bigger :P
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:51 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Your favorite website
Replies: 33
Views: 3807

Re: Your favorite website

http://www.freewebs.com/bonkerzcomics

hehe that's my website but I havent updated in about a year
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Penis Game
Replies: 140
Views: 13978

Re: The Penis Game

(.)(.)

There :D
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 87306

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Compiling.. wrote:(to Melannen: "Wha!? O.o")



Long story short... it was about 3 weeks after I had my very large son naturally, which resulted in stitches.
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: I never...
Replies: 814
Views: 72298

Re: I never...

RESTART!!


I've never been to a rave
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Penis Game
Replies: 140
Views: 13978

Re: The Penis Game

LMAO

I'm not even a guy so I dont WANT to have the biggest penis here! lol
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 5:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 87306

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

:lol: :lol: :lol:

how 'bout

OW... that huuuuurts! <<<<< total mood-killer... I know from experience<<<<<<<<
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:58 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: the most epic book debate ever conceived (Bookmarks)
Replies: 277
Views: 34836

Re: What (physical) bookmarks do you use and recommend?

No hurting me, but I dog-ear mine... only cuz I usually dont want to fold any paper that's near me when I'm reading (most of its my artwork lol)
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 87306

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

You could say

I Haz Chezberger?
by Melannen
Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:38 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: London Ontario anyone?
Replies: 4
Views: 2270

Re: London Ontario anyone?

I go there often. I wouldnt have much of aproblem with meeting somewhere in the loo cuz that's where I am most of the time.

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