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by Kleppner
Wed Aug 19, 2009 5:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0625: "Collections"
Replies: 137
Views: 35296

Re: "Collections" Discussion

glasnt wrote:Show me a universe that cares, and I'll slap you in the face for thinking that a bunch of mostly combustion cells can carry an emotion.


Also HI JOEE!


I love you.
by Kleppner
Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:17 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0615: "Avoidance"
Replies: 75
Views: 16347

Re: "Avoidance" Discussion

KaRaKaL wrote:It's the opposite of what a friend of mine did: Set his voicemail to sound as he's actually answering.
" 'lo? ... Yeah, good. Yourself? ... ... ... Just kidding, my phone's off, leave a message." *BEEP*

He changed it after getting punched too many times...


brb, changing my voicemail.
by Kleppner
Wed Jul 22, 2009 9:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0613: "Threesome"
Replies: 87
Views: 32436

Re: "Threesome" Discussion

Being a physics major, I mentally groaned.
by Kleppner
Mon Jul 13, 2009 7:02 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0609: "Tab Explosion"
Replies: 176
Views: 56866

Re: "Tab Explosion" Discussion

Congratulations Randal, you just accidentally THE WHOLE FREAKIN' FORUM.

*goes off to tvtropes in a huff*
by Kleppner
Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0605: "Extrapolating"
Replies: 100
Views: 26901

Re: "Extrapolating" discussion

Wait... how is babby formed?
by Kleppner
Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0600: "Android Boyfriend"
Replies: 136
Views: 43836

Re: "Android Boyfriend" Discussion

Silly, Randall. Women would not buy android boyfriends. Just bigger and faster vibrators. Can a vibrator cook you dinner ;-)? Go rock-climbing? Kill anyone who bothers you with his bare hands? I think not. You would be surprised what vibrators can do these days. I saw one defy gravity for a few mom...
by Kleppner
Mon Jun 22, 2009 6:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0600: "Android Boyfriend"
Replies: 136
Views: 43836

Re: "Android Boyfriend" Discussion

I bet they use WD-40 for lube.
by Kleppner
Mon Jun 01, 2009 5:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0591: "Troll Slayer"
Replies: 178
Views: 186989

Re: "Troll Slayer" Discussion

Randall just accidentally the internet.
by Kleppner
Wed May 20, 2009 4:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0586: "Mission To Culture"
Replies: 156
Views: 26773

Re: "Mission To Culture" Discussion

I think it's like techno, just without the bass.

Oh come now Randall, I listen to classical music. They just got a nice mix with it!
by Kleppner
Mon Feb 23, 2009 5:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0547: "Simple"
Replies: 121
Views: 23856

Re: "Simple" Discussion

I have to agree with making higher math profs write simple.wikipedia articles for a year.
Hell, include some of the physics profs as well and you'd see SO many more people coming out of a class going, "Oh look, I learnt something in class today!"
by Kleppner
Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0538: "Security"
Replies: 145
Views: 37625

Re: "Security" discussion

Carnildo wrote:You don't use a wrench, you use a rubber hose!


First I lol'd.
Then I saw "soldering iron into the anus" and cringed.

I wish it was the first time I said those words...
by Kleppner
Fri Jan 30, 2009 5:28 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0537: "Ducklings"
Replies: 150
Views: 46812

Re: "Ducklings" Discussion

Well played.
He just duckroll'd us all.
by Kleppner
Mon Dec 29, 2008 5:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0523: "Decline"
Replies: 79
Views: 15608

Re: "Decline" Discussion

I remember how my friends and I realized that our romantic relationships seemed to follow a sine wave...
by Kleppner
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 51182

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

aleflamedyud wrote:Let's hope there was no zombie apocalypse in the 30th or 32nd panel. He did cut down The Yggdrasil after all.

Shit guys, Randall needs help. We're going to need a team for this...

You have my blade.


AND MY AXE!

(had to).
by Kleppner
Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0497: "Secretary: Part 4"
Replies: 149
Views: 24470

Re: "Secretary: Part 4" Discussion

GodShapedBullet wrote:I guess the Ronpaul believes in evolution now?

... I didn't catch that.
by Kleppner
Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0497: "Secretary: Part 4"
Replies: 149
Views: 24470

Re: "Secretary: Part 4" Discussion

...
Pew pew! Pew pew pew!

It still never fails to amuse me.
by Kleppner
Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0495: "Secretary: Part 2"
Replies: 170
Views: 27455

Re: "Secretary: Part 2"

sargeras0000 wrote:BHG is not a product of /b/. He may have been influenced by it, but he is far too intelligent to be a /b/tard.


Dear sir, I'm a physicist at McGill. And I browse (and post) on /b/. The average IQ on 4chan is higher than you think.

I assure you this is not a clever ruse.

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!?
by Kleppner
Sat Apr 19, 2008 1:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0411: "Techno"
Replies: 150
Views: 37696

Re: "Techno" Discussion

Don't know if anyone posted this yet but...
Daft Hands?
I bring you...

DAFT BODIES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLYD_-A_X5E
by Kleppner
Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0412: "Startled"
Replies: 127
Views: 33133

Re: "Startled" Discussion

Heh, I have to admit I laughed a bit. And it's very true, 'Scootch' is really only used by old fellas and my grandmother. I remember when my friend "Scootch over a bit". I couldn't stop laughing. Then again, it's probably just me. (Also, the whoever did the music joke... shame on you. Now ...
by Kleppner
Mon Feb 11, 2008 5:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0382: "Trebuchet"
Replies: 103
Views: 24465

Re: Trebuchet

UltramaticOrange wrote:This strip is just BEGGING to have the two items stuck together.

auto-firing kilowatt-laser-sighted trebuchet. Anyone else wanna' take a stab?



Listen to this man. We can make it work.
I'll provide lasers. I'm sure McGill's physics department has a few laying around they won't notice....
by Kleppner
Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0378: "Real Programmers"
Replies: 201
Views: 58946

Re: "Real Programmers" Discussion

Jesus this is spooky, we just learned about Unix and LaTeX in school a month ago.
Oh emacs. <3
by Kleppner
Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0377: "Journal 2"
Replies: 346
Views: 55745

Re: "Journal 2" Discussion

Commander Bob wrote:But I did make this: Wallpaper.

I felt that the guy deserved a compilation.


I...
....
love you.
by Kleppner
Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0377: "Journal 2"
Replies: 346
Views: 55745

Re: "Journal 2" Discussion

Holy shit.
by Kleppner
Wed Dec 12, 2007 5:35 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0356: "Nerd Sniping"
Replies: 376
Views: 173268

Re: "Nerd Sniping" Discussion

Why can I see my professor making this a question on my final exam.
(Yes, they do actually read XKCD!)
by Kleppner
Fri Dec 07, 2007 5:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0354: "Startling"
Replies: 159
Views: 25618

Re: "Startling" discussion

Gone are the days I was care-free and used to watch Power Rangers...

I remember when the millennium rolled around... I was just graduating out of my primary school.
by Kleppner
Sun Nov 25, 2007 6:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2413921

Re: POST HERE FIRST - INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Hey, my name's Juliano. I'm currently an undergrad in Physics at McGill.
This comic is really popular in the department, our profs quote him all the time!
I've been coming to this site for a good 4 months, and I finally decided to stop lurking and actually register. See you around!

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