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by Yawgmoth
Wed Jan 14, 2009 9:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Value of IANAL in Online Discussion
Replies: 20
Views: 1765

Re: The Value of IANAL in Online Discussion

I have a BS in psychology with a criminal justice minor. Both of my parents worked exclusively in the law sector for the entirety of my life. So you'd think, when I make an assertion about either the law or psychology, people would listen, right? WRONG. These are, in fact, the two topics everyone is...
by Yawgmoth
Mon Dec 15, 2008 2:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What's the average IQ of an atheist?
Replies: 157
Views: 21749

Re: What's the average IQ of an atheist?

Anyway, I believe IQ is complete bullshit. Keep in mind that IQ is not a measure of how "smart" you are, but how well you will learn in a given educational system. You could be a brilliant person with fantastic ideas that will revolutionize the world, but if you're bad at standardized tes...
by Yawgmoth
Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How cluttered is your desk?
Replies: 32
Views: 3200

Re: How cluttered is your desk?

My desk is also my nightstand and my table for stuff I need as I'm leaving my room. Suffice it to say, it's a bit cluttered with everything that isn't floorbound.
by Yawgmoth
Tue Dec 09, 2008 10:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Extra Room in my appartment...
Replies: 28
Views: 2810

Re: Extra Room in my appartment...

Find the studs in the ceiling, and hang a hammock. Then, get that fake grass-carpet stuff and cover the floor with it. Then put a bird bath with water in it in the middle of the room, put a birdfeeder (complete with birdseed) next to the bath, a heat lamp in the ceiling, and *Expensive part* line t...
by Yawgmoth
Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0513: "Friends"
Replies: 914
Views: 223658

Re: "Friends" Discussion

Anyone redone this comic from the viewpoint of the other guy?
by Yawgmoth
Tue Sep 23, 2008 3:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0479: "Tones"
Replies: 239
Views: 40101

Re: "Tones" Discussion

My phone also makes a ringing sound, but that's because I have a regular land line with a real phone attached to it.
by Yawgmoth
Fri Aug 01, 2008 4:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0457: "Frustration"
Replies: 195
Views: 38178

Re: "Frustration" Discussion

We invented scissors for a reason. This is a very good reason.
by Yawgmoth
Fri Aug 01, 2008 12:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3532208

Re: Rant Thread

Okay, life lesson people, take it to heart: If you say "give me a call" in an email, it is typically considered bad form to be out of the office for the rest of the week. Similarly, but much more infuriating, if you say "I will be available all day thursday, call any time", fucki...
by Yawgmoth
Sun Jul 27, 2008 10:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Can I morally get a digital watch?
Replies: 50
Views: 5680

Re: Can I morally get a digital watch?

My watch is analog with a little digital window in the bottom. It's happy fun good.
by Yawgmoth
Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0449: "Things Fall Apart"
Replies: 152
Views: 33203

Re: "Things fall apart" Discussion

To this, like all the other "relationship" comics, I say both :roll: and /wrist.
by Yawgmoth
Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: DEAR JACQUE
Replies: 710
Views: 80860

Re: DEAR JACQUE

ABBA ZABBA, YOU MY ONLY FRIEND.

I have no idea what's going on.
by Yawgmoth
Mon Jun 23, 2008 5:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0440: "Road Rage"
Replies: 94
Views: 30708

Re: "Road Rage" Discussion

This is pretty much the best thing ever.
by Yawgmoth
Tue Jun 10, 2008 6:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How bad would a mugging be...
Replies: 201
Views: 14684

Re: How bad would a mugging be...

Unless the mugger's packing heat, they aren't getting shit from me. I'm no blackbelt, but I know how to defend myself in melee.

Also, giving up all your shit is no guarantee that the mugger isn't going to hurt/kill you after the fact anyways. I need what I have.
by Yawgmoth
Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0433: "Journal 5"
Replies: 195
Views: 37434

Re: "Journal 5" Discussion

Grand, more stupid relationship horseshit. Randall, do us all a favor and just end this "storyline" before this becomes a stick-figure MegaTokyo. :roll:
by Yawgmoth
Mon May 26, 2008 11:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic
Replies: 71
Views: 11871

Re: Make your own "Fuck Grapefruit" comic

I buy my grapefruit in jars for $3. I get about 2 grapefruit worth of fruit and I can eat the whole jar in about 5 minutes.

Grapefruit is delicious.
by Yawgmoth
Sat May 24, 2008 6:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3532208

Re: Rant Thread

I want my roommate to stop fucking with our router NOW. He's a business/CS major, and I guess since he works at the help desk at school, he fells the need to dick about with our connection every goddamn week for no fucking reason! Oh goody, we squeezed out another kbps and all I had to do was reconf...
by Yawgmoth
Thu May 22, 2008 12:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3532208

Re: Rant Thread

Holy cow, I am getting old. I see these early 20s kids walking around with this shaggy hair like they are so cool and all I can think is that they look like a Greg Brady wannabes. "Cut that hair, you hippy" must surely be the precursor to "get off my lawn!" Le sigh. I like yelli...
by Yawgmoth
Mon May 19, 2008 8:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hype your ripe snipes 'n' gripes
Replies: 28619
Views: 3532208

Re: Rant Thread

I hate half the people I know for one reason: passive-aggressiveness. They couldn't say what they think to the person they think it about without a gun to their head, and even then it's questionable. The worst part is that they all project it onto the other half. Even the most innocuous of statement...
by Yawgmoth
Mon May 19, 2008 6:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0425: "Fortune Cookies"
Replies: 85
Views: 19182

Re: "Fortune Cookies" Discussion

I agree with the rightmost one. Violent sex is the best kind of sex.
by Yawgmoth
Sun May 18, 2008 9:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3406
Views: 783329

Re: What were your dreams last night?

Cylon Hitler sounds awesome. I'd start watching BSG religiously if that became part of the show.
by Yawgmoth
Sat May 17, 2008 4:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3406
Views: 783329

Re: What were your dreams last night?

I keep dreaming I have a girlfriend. This is annoying because I know that I do not want to date anyone from my area. Related: I almost said "anything" rather than anyone. That's what the girls are like 'round here. *twitch*
by Yawgmoth
Sat May 17, 2008 4:07 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Excuse me but WHAT?!
Replies: 10
Views: 2586

Re: Excuse me but WHAT?!

the tree wrote:Hate leads to only hate.It's as simple as that.

Hate leads to suffering, if we are to believe Yoda.
by Yawgmoth
Fri May 09, 2008 10:52 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Who Goes to UB?
Replies: 13
Views: 1501

Re: Who Goes to UB?

Most people just skip it unless they're going to heroic UB, because it's a fast 3 badges.
by Yawgmoth
Fri May 09, 2008 5:01 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0421: "Making Hash Browns"
Replies: 122
Views: 36550

Re: "Making Hash Browns" Discussion

Sadly, I can definitely see about half of my friends trying this. I have awesome (retarded) friends. :D
by Yawgmoth
Wed May 07, 2008 6:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0420: "Jealousy"
Replies: 151
Views: 35142

Re: "Jealousy" Discussion

All the past comics about Randall's ex were a little bit creepy. This one goes past creepy into "fucking uncomfortable" territory. I would feel pretty bad for Megan's husband if that was the actual toast he gave. I am so glad I'm not alone on this. I mean damn, my ex-fiancee broke up with...
by Yawgmoth
Wed May 07, 2008 5:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0420: "Jealousy"
Replies: 151
Views: 35142

Re: "Jealousy" Discussion

So, been hanging out with Fred Gallagher a bit too much lately, eh? Because the angst is tangible in this one. I'd say I could cut it with a knife, but it's too thick for that. Maybe a band saw, or a wood splitter.
by Yawgmoth
Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: 250g file space just popped up
Replies: 24
Views: 2461

Re: 250g file space just popped up

I doubt it...the deal right now is just that they're accepting no more new free users (and will be soon). Must of missed the window before they got hit with too many people, tough luck bud. :( 83% on nerd lit and you don't know that "must of" is like premeditated rape and murder of the En...
by Yawgmoth
Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:09 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Can I has some violence?
Replies: 124
Views: 10029

Re: Can I has some violence?

I'm built like your typical geek, always have been. As such, I got (and still do by the retards that hang around the game store) picked on. This also means that I had to prove myself about twice a grade, along with every now and then at said game store (although these days simply calling a bluff get...
by Yawgmoth
Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:59 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How to trap a geek
Replies: 101
Views: 9098

Re: How to trap a geek

Some thing that gives me 21 levels in sorcerer and a license to kill.

Edit: Or becoming a lich. I'd totally risk it (or risk a stick, ha) for immortality and basic spellcasting.
by Yawgmoth
Tue Apr 22, 2008 2:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: What's behind Dick Cheney's glasses?
Replies: 25
Views: 3346

Re: What's behind Dick Cheney's glasses?

*snerk* That was actually pretty clever.
by Yawgmoth
Fri Apr 18, 2008 2:24 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How to improve a persons IQ? Assuming it's even possible.
Replies: 25
Views: 3267

Re: How to improve a persons IQ? Assuming it's even possible.

Considering that there have been many studies done in which whole groups of kids with IQs in the 60-80 range have been taught how learn and have had their IQs rise to 130+, I'd say that yes. You can definitely increase your IQ.
by Yawgmoth
Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:05 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Musical fancy dress
Replies: 15
Views: 2078

Re: Musical fancy dress

Now you're thinking with portals!
by Yawgmoth
Wed Apr 16, 2008 9:08 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Official NHL 2007-08 Season Topic of Excellence
Replies: 81
Views: 7447

Re: The Official NHL 2007-08 Season Topic of Excellence

And it'll teach you to never walk out on a game early. Which is pretty much what the wings did in game 3. Jesus, they get a one goal lead and try to run the clock for almost an entire period? Whose bright idea was it to play the third period like it was a 19 minute power play? Hopefully they find s...
by Yawgmoth
Wed Apr 16, 2008 2:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Manual vs Automatic
Replies: 101
Views: 7404

Re: Manual vs Automatic

Automatic. I like my car to be as much on autopilot as possible. In fact, if I could hop in my car and tell it to go to X, and take a nap, I would.
by Yawgmoth
Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: You have 24 hours to die.
Replies: 136
Views: 30494

Re: You have 24-hours to die.

Buy all the nukes in the world, an island somewhere in the middle of an ocean, and have them all aimed at my island.
by Yawgmoth
Mon Apr 07, 2008 4:49 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: High and low point of your day
Replies: 3315
Views: 249708

Re: High and low point of your day

High: Getting accepted to the #1 guild on my server in WoW.

Low: realizing how many addons I need to install to raid with them, which will take a lot of getting used to.
by Yawgmoth
Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:07 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Techno music for studying?
Replies: 22
Views: 8863

Re: Techno music for studying?

Funny I should see this thread, I just made a playlist for studying (awesome method of procrastination, it makes you feel like you're actually being productive). When I study, I like listening to stuff that is repetitive and won't be distracting. Stuff like airwave, telepopmusik, astral projection....
by Yawgmoth
Sun Apr 06, 2008 11:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Friend Stuck at Unknown Drug Camp--Help!
Replies: 68
Views: 6317

Re: Friend Stuck at Unknown Drug Camp--Help!

I'll be honest - having read through some of that site, if I had any credible evidence that a friend or loved one of mine were being held in one of their facilities, I believe the appropriate reaction would involve the words "tactical" and "assault" Why wait until someone you kn...
by Yawgmoth
Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:37 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: April Fools (WE KNOW ABOUT THE QC THING KTHX)
Replies: 136
Views: 21328

Re: April Fools

I didn't even realize the order of my tabs was screwed up until I looked at my url bar near the end.
by Yawgmoth
Fri Mar 28, 2008 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: "We seem to be fucked, Mr. Holmes."
Replies: 38
Views: 6364

Re: "We seem to be fucked, Mr. Holmes."

My Uncivilized God wrote:2. The U.S. government can track you with little difficulty, apparently, if you're using AT&T or Verizon. And who doesn't.
I don't. Then again, tracking my cell phone would have me placed as a shut in.

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