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by Kni7es
Mon Jun 08, 2009 1:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0594: "Period"
Replies: 133
Views: 86759

Re: "Period" Discussion

Oh god... I laughed so hard at this comic. Somewhere out there, my girlfriend really wants to smack me right now. She just doesn't know why yet.
by Kni7es
Tue Jun 02, 2009 2:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0591: "Troll Slayer"
Replies: 178
Views: 187072

Re: "Troll Slayer" Discussion



toddler. That isn't the original comic. This is. But I have a feeling you may be trolling me as well.
by Kni7es
Tue Jun 02, 2009 1:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0591: "Troll Slayer"
Replies: 178
Views: 187072

Re: "Troll Slayer" Discussion

Do you actually think Stephanie Meyer gives two shits about her retarded fanbase?... Please. It's lulzy to think that this might happen, but in all reality, all Randall did here was give Anonymous an excuse to go troll the Twilight fandom.

Spoiler:
Which was probably his plan all along. :twisted:
by Kni7es
Mon May 11, 2009 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0582: "Brakes"
Replies: 103
Views: 30702

Re: "Brakes" Discussion

Oh. My. God. That was a blast from the past. I've not listened to Car Talk in ages! Holy shit, Randall. So much nostalgia. @_o
by Kni7es
Mon Mar 16, 2009 7:33 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0556: "Alternative Energy Revolution"
Replies: 232
Views: 74337

Re: Alternative Energy Revolution

Damn it, Randall! You're onto our secret plot to fool everyone into believing in global warming so we can achieve world domination through our windmill war machines!

AND WE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS.
by Kni7es
Mon Mar 02, 2009 7:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0550: "Density"
Replies: 184
Views: 66572

Re: "Density" Discussion

I think the girl should have replied, "Feels good, man." Alternatively: "Cool story, bro."
by Kni7es
Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0512: "Alternate Currency"
Replies: 128
Views: 26916

Re: "Alternate Currency" Discussion

/b/'s true objective is revealed at last. Collapse the world market (for the lulz), and emerge as the new economic superpower.

I for one welcome our new Internet Superhero overlords.
by Kni7es
Fri Aug 22, 2008 5:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0466: "Moving"
Replies: 165
Views: 32634

Re: Moving

My wireless network is named Linksys. :O But it does have a password... I was stumped when I first ran into one of these with a password! And with WPA, too. I thought that my wifi was malfunctioning or something... You are probably the only person in the world with a password on a linksys network, ...
by Kni7es
Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0466: "Moving"
Replies: 165
Views: 32634

Re: Moving

Linksys networks are so fun to mess with. You can change the name and router SSID if their network is unsecured by connecting via their wifi, going to http://192.168.1.1/ and changing the settings. Holding their router hostage isn't necessarily a good idea, since they can just hit the router reset b...
by Kni7es
Mon May 12, 2008 9:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0422: "A Better Idea"
Replies: 111
Views: 20335

Re: "A Better Idea" discussion

Oh my god, this entire concept is brilliant. Except for my last prom, I always hated school dances. HATED them. I could never dance, and the way some people acted (and especially the music they played) I never wanted to learn. But a LAN party in formal attire? Shit yes, man. I will be there in a sui...
by Kni7es
Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:05 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0417: "The Man Who Fell Sideways"
Replies: 174
Views: 44334

Re: "The Man Who Fell Sideways" Discussion

And all I could think was,

"They see me rollin'... they hatin'...."
by Kni7es
Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0416: "Zealous Autoconfig"
Replies: 104
Views: 32760

Re: "Zealous Autoconfig" Discussion

I'm not sure what I need more now, a WiFi decryptor or open-source field agents. I wonder if I copied the program and used it on multiple computers if it would then create a small army of field agents... I could take over.... CANADA!
by Kni7es
Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0407: "Cheap GPS"
Replies: 99
Views: 24443

Re: "Cheap GPS" Discussion

we recently had a fun trip, with a GPS(tom tom). we came to relies that the machine had a short temper. GPS: turn left in 75 yards *keeps going straight* GPS:...turn left in 125 yards *turns right* GPS: Please preform an immediate U-turn...Please preform an immediate U-turn...Please preform an imme...
by Kni7es
Wed Apr 02, 2008 1:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0405: "Journal 3"
Replies: 237
Views: 40138

Re: "Journal 3" discussion

Every now and then, it's just refreshing to see something this absurd, this over the top, and this badass without any other redeeming quality besides the fact that it is, well.... refreshingly absurd, over the top, and badass. I enjoyed the comic, and that always counts for something. And stealing R...
by Kni7es
Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0398: "Tap That Ass"
Replies: 108
Views: 39085

Re: "Tap That Ass" Discussion

pruwyben wrote:Image

I'd tap that ass...

to add one green mana to my mana pool.


+1 internets to you. Also...

I'd strike that deciduous perennial woody plant, if you understand my innuendo.
by Kni7es
Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0392: "Making Rules"
Replies: 157
Views: 27547

Re: Making Rules

Speaking of car cames, how about "padiddle"? You know, where if one of another vehicles headlights is out, the last person to tap the inside of the roof of the car and yell "padiddle", that person has to take off a piece of clothing. Best used on short to intermediate car trips....
by Kni7es
Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0392: "Making Rules"
Replies: 157
Views: 27547

Re: Making Rules

This comic summarizes 1999 for me, because that's when I remember the whole "Punch-buggy" fad becoming huge at my school.
by Kni7es
Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0391: "Anti-Mindvirus"
Replies: 377
Views: 84067

Re: "Anti-Mindvirus" Discussion

nerdinexile wrote:Is anyone else holding out for the inevitable YOU ARE NOW BREATHING MANUALLY comic?

Also: Muahahaha.


Oh. Oh, fuck you. No seriously, fuck you. >|
by Kni7es
Tue Mar 04, 2008 1:39 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0391: "Anti-Mindvirus"
Replies: 377
Views: 84067

Re: "Anti-Mindvirus" Discussion

Love it or hate it, you guys as the internet community owe a lot to 4chan. You wouldn't have Lolcats, Caturday, or half the memes you do without them. It's true, we'd have different memes. Or maybe no memes. Maybe people would tell original jokes or something. ......... No, we'd pretty much just ha...
by Kni7es
Tue Mar 04, 2008 8:01 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Chicken Shit Bingo
Replies: 5
Views: 1329

Re: Chicken Shit Bingo

It's exactly what it sounds like. Linky. Warning, the video has music and plays automatically, so you may want to adjust your speakers accordingly. (I'm not completely sure if you'd call this either "news" or an "article", but I've got a website, and I heard about this on NPR to...
by Kni7es
Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:57 am UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: The single best computer food
Replies: 205
Views: 42382

Re: The single best computer food

Thin mints. At $3.50 a box they are expensively addictive. Otherwise pretzels, and anything that won't get my fingers greasy. Sometimes I'll just fix some Ritz crackers with slices of sharp cheddar cheese... Mmmmmmm... I'm actually going to go make that now for a midnight snack.
by Kni7es
Tue Mar 04, 2008 7:54 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0391: "Anti-Mindvirus"
Replies: 377
Views: 84067

Re: "Anti-Mindvirus" Discussion

I also ask because I don't terribly believe it. I've been able to bound the origins of The Game at summer '04 at the latest, which is only about 9 months after 4chan's formation. So either this was a very early 4chan creation, or it's not from that. ;-) That was, as we like to say nostalgically, &q...
by Kni7es
Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0391: "Anti-Mindvirus"
Replies: 377
Views: 84067

Re: "Anti-Mindvirus" Discussion

Saying "I've won the game" or getting someone else to say the same does not make you win. The game is a metaphor for self-defeating thoughts. Bad memories, etc. You have always been playing the game, and you always will be. Isn't The Game a concept derived from 4channers? If so, I wonder ...
by Kni7es
Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0391: "Anti-Mindvirus"
Replies: 377
Views: 84067

Re: "Anti-Mindvirus" Discussion

This sort of thing was done a while ago, sorry to say. I've been holding onto this macro for a while.

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by Kni7es
Fri Feb 29, 2008 6:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0390: "Nightmares"
Replies: 214
Views: 45624

Re: "Nightmares" Discussion

Lucid dreams are very scary yet very awesome, but this comic is probably going to keep me from sleep now... I guess that's just the xkcd effect. Insomnia and indefinite procrastination (because I wouldn't be browsing through several years worth of comics if I had something better to do, right? Wrong).
by Kni7es
Fri Feb 22, 2008 7:29 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0387: "Advanced Technology"
Replies: 105
Views: 31823

Re: "Advanced Technology" Discussion

M.qrius wrote:
'; DROP DATABASE;-- wrote:So are they naked or what? Stick figure pr0n?

It's still a von Neumann machine, even when they have clothes on.


Maybe they're just always naked in xkcd comics, we just never knew about it until now.
by Kni7es
Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:47 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0380: "Emoticon"
Replies: 164
Views: 49665

Re: "Emoticon" discussion

Am I the only one who noticed the Basilisk's nickname (bslsk05) was related to "basilisk" before even reading the rest of the comic ? (and I still don't get the other nick, "nickm" ) No, I caught on as well. I thought immediately after reading the comic that it's quite sad that ...
by Kni7es
Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:26 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0377: "Journal 2"
Replies: 346
Views: 55826

Re: "Journal 2" Discussion

Ha! The classhole has been outclassed! And I think he has hat-hair. Indeed, owned with a capital P. (So that would be "Pwned" for those who are a little slow.) If you thought it was scary that there was one classhole who did these sorts of horrible things, what now that there's two? WHAT ...
by Kni7es
Fri Jan 11, 2008 4:34 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0369: "Dangers"
Replies: 283
Views: 78369

Re: "Dangers" discussion

It's the last one that frightens me the most. Was it information overload or swelled egos bursting or what? I wonder about haberdashery - though it may be safe to assume they don't use mercury anymore. Is it? I don't know about the blogging thing. It's possible someone had a breakthrough and finall...
by Kni7es
Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0368: "Bass"
Replies: 132
Views: 37724

Re: "Bass" discussion

I respectfully request that this device be manufactured, mass produced, and sold on the xkcd site. I'm going to buy, like, five of these things.
by Kni7es
Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0363: "Reset"
Replies: 133
Views: 34665

Re: "Reset" Discussion

As zed0's picture reminded me...

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This used to be my spray in CounterStrike Source.

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