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by Linux0s
Fri May 13, 2016 5:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1680: "Black Hole"
Replies: 31
Views: 4208

1680: "Black Hole"

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Title Text: It also brings all the boys, and everything else, to the yard.

It's still a challenge to find curtains that go with a singularity.
by Linux0s
Mon May 09, 2016 1:35 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1678: "Recent Searches"
Replies: 31
Views: 4849

1678: "Recent Searches"

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Title Text: autoexec code posted by verified twitter users

Fortunately Windows 10 is secretly downloading something that will help.
by Linux0s
Mon May 02, 2016 1:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1675: "Message in a Bottle"
Replies: 15
Views: 2983

1675: "Message in a Bottle"

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Title Text: I tried to send a message back, but I accidentally hit 'reply all' and now the ocean is clogged with message bottles.

Hey, this one is from a Nigerian Prince.
by Linux0s
Fri Apr 29, 2016 2:34 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1674: "Adult"
Replies: 40
Views: 6508

1674: "Adult"

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Title Text: (1) That shopping cart is full of AirHeads, and (2) I died at 41 from what the AirHeads company spokesperson called 'probably natural causes.'

(3) Turns out the will was actually a Wii extended warranty.
by Linux0s
Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1660: "Captain Speaking"
Replies: 26
Views: 3731

1660: "Captain Speaking"

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Title Text: Oh dang, you have to pay? Hey, has anyone else paid already? If so, can I borrow your phone for a sec?

"Cool, can you take the wheel? I hafta pee."
by Linux0s
Mon Mar 21, 2016 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1658: "Estimating Time"
Replies: 25
Views: 3859

1658: "Estimating Time"

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Title Text: Corollary to Hofstadter's Law: Every minute you spend thinking about Hofstadter's Law is a minute you're NOT WORKING AND WILL NEVER FINISH! PAAAAAANIIIIIIC!

Math trolls are hard core.
by Linux0s
Fri Mar 18, 2016 12:13 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1657: "Insanity"
Replies: 36
Views: 4228

1657: "Insanity"

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Title Text: I looked up "insanity" in like 10 different dictionaries and none of them said anything like that. Neither did the DSM-4. But I'll keep looking. Maybe it's in the DSM-5!

OCD is never expecting a different result.
by Linux0s
Wed Mar 16, 2016 7:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1656: "It Begins"
Replies: 22
Views: 4115

1656: "It Begins"

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Title Text: You can also try 'Yikes.'

And I've come from 1984 to tell you.
by Linux0s
Mon Mar 14, 2016 4:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1655: "Doomsday Clock"
Replies: 63
Views: 7343

1655: "Doomsday Clock"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/doomsday_clock.png Title Text: After a power outage at the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, the new Digital Doomsday Clock is flashing 00:00 and mushroom clouds keep appearing and then retracting once a second. ★☆☆☆☆ Clock destroyed planet. Would not buy again.
by Linux0s
Wed Mar 09, 2016 5:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1653: "United States Map"
Replies: 106
Views: 12305

1653: "United States Map"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/united_states_map.png Title Text: It would be pretty unfair to give to someone a blank version of this map as a 'how many states can you name?' quiz. (If you include Alaska and Hawaii, you should swap the Aleutian Islands with the Hawaiian ones.) It's like a Rand McNally...
by Linux0s
Fri Feb 26, 2016 6:49 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1648: "Famous Duos"
Replies: 44
Views: 4727

1648: "Famous Duos"

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Title Text: The Romeo and Butt-Head film actually got two thumbs up from Siskel and Oates.

Butch Cassidy and Mr. Hyde would totally be a good movie.
by Linux0s
Fri Feb 05, 2016 7:10 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1639: "To Taste"
Replies: 55
Views: 5972

1639: "To Taste"

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Title Text: Look, recipe, if I knew how much was gonna taste good, I wouldn't need you.

Did the recipe mention a forklift?
by Linux0s
Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1634: "In Case of Emergency"
Replies: 13
Views: 2726

1634: "In Case of Emergency"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/in_case_of_emergency.png Title Text: I keep first aid kits in those emergency lockers. Sure, it's expensive to have them installed in the wall, but at least for those ones there's no need to pay extra for safety glass. The hammer release kit is a bit more of a challenge.
by Linux0s
Mon Jan 18, 2016 7:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1631: "Longer Than Usual"
Replies: 39
Views: 6534

1631: "Longer Than Usual"

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Title Text: '--> [ Well, this is embarrassing. ] <--'

Click harder!
by Linux0s
Fri Jan 15, 2016 7:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1630: "Quadcopter"
Replies: 34
Views: 4741

1630: "Quadcopter"

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Title Text: I always have to turn off nature documentaries when they show these scenes.

But the raising their young scenes are so cute.
by Linux0s
Fri Nov 13, 2015 9:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1603: "Flashlights"
Replies: 64
Views: 13147

1603: "Flashlights"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/flashlights.png Title text: "Due to a typo, I initially found a forum for serious Fleshlight enthusiasts, and it turns out their highest-end models are ALSO capable of setting trees on fire. They're impossible to use without severe burns, but some of them swear it's...
by Linux0s
Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1550: "Episode VII"
Replies: 60
Views: 8135

1550: "Episode VII"

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Title Text:
The Lord of the Rings sequel, set years after the Ring hubbub has died down, is just Samwise discreetly creeping back to Bag End to finish dropping the eaves.

But I haven't even started my popcorn...
by Linux0s
Thu Jun 18, 2015 7:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8554
Views: 1266809

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Let's think of something different.

Spoiler:
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Let's think of something different.
by Linux0s
Tue Jun 09, 2015 10:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8554
Views: 1266809

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Stupid questions detonate faster.

Spoiler:
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Stupid questions detonate faster.
by Linux0s
Mon Jun 08, 2015 5:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1535: "Words for Pets"
Replies: 40
Views: 8088

1535: "Words for Pets"

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Title text: "Seventh year: Perfectly coherent words, but in the pet's language, not mine."

Dude, I thought your dog's name was Blarkey?
by Linux0s
Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1532: "New Horizons"
Replies: 23
Views: 5191

1532: "New Horizons"

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Title Text: "Last-minute course change: Let's see if we can hit Steve's house."

Even NASA has a Scumbag Steve.
by Linux0s
Sun May 03, 2015 6:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0695: "Spirit"
Replies: 337
Views: 197886

Re: 0695: "Spirit"

by Linux0s
Wed Apr 29, 2015 6:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1518: "Typical Morning Routine"
Replies: 126
Views: 12740

Re: 1518: "Typical Morning Routine"

Seems like this guy again:

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by Linux0s
Fri Feb 27, 2015 7:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1492: "Dress color"
Replies: 362
Views: 37792

Re: 1492: "Dress color"

Whatever the original color of the dress I think those who don't see it as appearing white/gold in that particular image are goofy. It resulted in a locked ELI5 thread at Reddit because no one could actually explain why. It's just a whole bunch of conflicting opinions as to what: ELI 5 Why does this...
by Linux0s
Wed Feb 05, 2014 5:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1326: "Sharks"
Replies: 30
Views: 6332

1326: "Sharks"

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Title Text: 'Now, minions, I'm off to inspect our shark cages.' 'Do you really need to inspect them this often?' 'PRISONERS MUST NEVER ESCAPE.'

Next thing you know it's "Shark Month"...
by Linux0s
Mon Nov 04, 2013 7:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1286: "Encryptic"
Replies: 102
Views: 26417

1286: "Encryptic"

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/encryptic.png Title Text: It was bound to happen eventually. This data theft will enable almost limitless [xkcd.com/792]-style password reuse attacks in the coming weeks. There's only one group that comes out of this looking smart: Everyone who pirated Photoshop. I think...
by Linux0s
Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1267: "Mess"
Replies: 110
Views: 15393

Re: 1267: "Mess"

Pigstyle I say.
by Linux0s
Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1244: "Six Words"
Replies: 24
Views: 11496

Re: 1233: "Six Words"

Carlington wrote:
3rdtry wrote:That feel when everyone's obsessed with some new game... and you're still enjoying Duke Nukem 3D and Half Life 2.

Half-Life 2?! Man, I'm still not done with Half-Life 1.


Half-Life 1? I'm still struggling with no life.
by Linux0s
Fri Jun 28, 2013 6:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1231: "Habitable Zone"
Replies: 51
Views: 10379

1231: "Habitable Zone"

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Title text: They have a telescope pointed RIGHT AT US!

"Hey... that guy has the same phone as me!"
by Linux0s
Fri May 03, 2013 6:20 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1207: "AirAware"
Replies: 39
Views: 6623

Re: 1207: "AirAware"

Eventually a national "Do not WRONG!" registry is created.
by Linux0s
Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1197: "All Adobe Updates"
Replies: 86
Views: 19468

Re: 1197: "All Adobe Updates"

I've been on this mobius ride! But probably my "favorite" Adobe annoyance is when you launch InDesign and it throws up the dialog: Adobe InDesign would like to use the font (some random font) which is not installed on your system. _ Allow _ Deny Well if it's not installed on my system, how...
by Linux0s
Mon Mar 18, 2013 6:07 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1187: "Aspect Ratio"
Replies: 92
Views: 14429

Re: 1187: "Aspect Ratio"

Argure wrote:So, what happens to the cars of people that upscale an SD movie to 1080p and then call it HD?


You arbitrarily send them a bill for a $5k paint job.
by Linux0s
Fri Mar 15, 2013 6:38 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1186: "Bumblebees"
Replies: 90
Views: 16783

Re: 1186: "Bumblebees"

So the mysterious disappearance of bumblebees is due to the chemically adulterated con trails?
by Linux0s
Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1179: "ISO 8601"
Replies: 379
Views: 70465

Re: 1179: "ISO 8601"

So ISO 8601 was most recently updated on my birthday and they couldn't even send a card? Screw you ISO 8601!

I will now only write the date in proper stardate form, starting on -309843.4
by Linux0s
Mon Jan 14, 2013 12:46 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1160: "Drop Those Pounds"
Replies: 67
Views: 10524

Re: 1160: "Drop Those Pounds"

ElWanderer wrote:I wonder what the first rule of trebuchet club is...


The first rule of trebuchet club is you do not talk about trebuchet club.
by Linux0s
Fri Nov 30, 2012 6:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1141: "Two Years"
Replies: 267
Views: 46725

Re: 1141:"Two Years"

*Gives more hugs*
by Linux0s
Fri Nov 16, 2012 11:50 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1135: "Arachnoneurology"
Replies: 107
Views: 19732

Re: 1135: "Arachnoneurology"

Just in time for the Holidays!
by Linux0s
Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1134: "Logic Boat"
Replies: 135
Views: 22712

Re: 1134: "Logic Boat"

Great comic but not based on reality:

"Hi... I've come to visit you with a goat and a cabbage."

"Great... where's the wolf?"
by Linux0s
Mon Nov 12, 2012 10:54 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1133: "Up Goer Five"
Replies: 228
Views: 66913

Re: 1133: "Up Goer Five"

Explain the entire space mission like this and you could publish a Dick & Jane book.
by Linux0s
Wed Oct 31, 2012 4:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1128: "Fifty Shades"
Replies: 41
Views: 9722

Re: 1128: "Fifty Shades"

So where do I look for the dumbed down version of wishbone?

Go to advanced search