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by mmx49
Tue Dec 15, 2009 2:30 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Basic Proof Question - sorta-HW Question
Replies: 4
Views: 831

Re: Basic Proof Question - sorta-HW Question

For #4: I hope this isn't too big of a hint, but use the fact that mx = n(m/n)x.
by mmx49
Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:45 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Proving monotonicity from continuity
Replies: 29
Views: 2809

Re: Proving monotonicity from continuity

Try going about it from another angle. Instead of supposing it's not one and must be the other, suppose it's neither increasing nor decreasing and get a contradiction. For whatever reason the second approach worked much better for me than the first.
by mmx49
Fri Oct 09, 2009 2:01 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Calculus Noob Seeking Help
Replies: 8
Views: 1326

Re: Calculus Noob Seeking Help

What is |x| equal to if x>0? If x<0?
by mmx49
Thu Sep 03, 2009 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Stupid classmates
Replies: 106
Views: 16486

Re: Stupid classmates

In mathematics we were learning to solve a quadratic by completing the square. The example problem was something like x^2 + 8x + 7 = 0 My teacher said "Ok now add 9 to both sides". One girl asked "Is it always 9?" I think you're being too harsh on the girl. I think it's a fair q...
by mmx49
Tue Aug 18, 2009 4:01 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: What's Your Major, Part Deux: The Poll
Replies: 30
Views: 3526

Re: What's Your Major, Part Deux: The Poll

Mathematics! **** YEAH!
by mmx49
Fri Jun 12, 2009 1:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3072619

Re: Postify your facerity

That is the best train costume I've ever seen.
by mmx49
Wed Jun 03, 2009 12:03 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: how do I pronounce the cartesian product
Replies: 14
Views: 2273

Re: how do I pronounce the cartesian product

I usually just say R cross N.
by mmx49
Wed May 06, 2009 6:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3072619

Re: Postify your facerity

That, ma'am, is a brilliant costume. :D
by mmx49
Sat Apr 04, 2009 11:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3072619

Re: Postify your facerity

I slammed my head into a cement pole on purpose once to forget a song. Felt a little woozy, I think I remember some blood, but I did forget the song!
by mmx49
Sat Apr 04, 2009 9:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2412175

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Sp00n wrote:Hello!

I found my way her from TvTropes.org, and I'm lovin' it!


Impossible. Nobody escapes from TvTropes. Nobody.
by mmx49
Fri Mar 27, 2009 8:36 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Math Books
Replies: 379
Views: 282438

Re: Math Books

Someone posted this on GameFAQs of all places. I checked, but I didn't see it earlier in this thread or in the websites thread, so here it is:

http://www.e-booksdirectory.com/mathematics.php

A whole lotta free, online math books.
by mmx49
Mon Mar 23, 2009 7:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Interviewing the fora
Replies: 5464
Views: 495388

Re: Interviewing the fora

8)

What's the most interesting thing you've seen in the last four days?
by mmx49
Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2412175

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Is your hobby in any way related to your username?
by mmx49
Thu Mar 05, 2009 11:43 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Gauss v Euler
Replies: 48
Views: 18661

Re: Gauss v Euler

...Kronecker?
by mmx49
Thu Mar 05, 2009 9:06 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 403972

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

On explaining why he'd be available through spring break, but he'd probably be at the ice rink:

"Everybody talks about soccer moms. Of course, up here they're talking about hockey moms."

A pause, then a sigh.

"Nobody ever talks about figure-skating dads."
by mmx49
Tue Feb 24, 2009 10:18 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Engineer = Jock?
Replies: 11
Views: 1641

Re: Engineer = Jock?

masher wrote:Where do physicists fit in then?


They would be the geeks.
by mmx49
Sat Feb 14, 2009 7:52 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: The nazis really were evil
Replies: 6
Views: 1169

Re: The nazis really were evil

Say, perhaps, to 666?
by mmx49
Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: High and low point of your day
Replies: 3315
Views: 253786

Re: High and low point of your day

High: Trip.
Low: Getting there.
by mmx49
Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I love...
Replies: 107
Views: 7867

Re: I love...

I love walking outside when it's snowing. Everything gets all quiet, except for the crunch of snow under your feet.
by mmx49
Fri Jan 09, 2009 9:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Warm clothes: What do you wear?
Replies: 56
Views: 7417

Re: Warm clothes: What do you wear?

Seeing as I usually don't have to spend much time outside, I can get away with just wearing a fleece jacket. We're in the middle of a nasty cold snap at the moment (high of minus 15-5 degrees F, that kinda thing...), so this policy may soon be altered.
by mmx49
Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do we know you have a face unless you post it?
Replies: 20910
Views: 3072619

Re: Postify your facerity

That black cat looks absolutely deranged. In a good way!

And you got a calico! Good choice, sir.
by mmx49
Wed Jan 07, 2009 2:11 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Good lies to tell small children (scienced up!)
Replies: 55
Views: 7504

Re: Good lies to tell small children (scienced up!)

Earthquakes are the results of harmonic vibrations in the earth's crust caused by walking. Bad earthquakes are caused by jumping.
by mmx49
Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:18 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: University Funding
Replies: 35
Views: 3433

Re: University Funding

Yeah, couldn't hurt to apply for free money. Some part-time jobs provide tuition assistance as well, if you're interested. I know that some UPS and Fed-Ex provide tuition reimbursement (I think up to $3000 a year), but it varies from center to center. EDIT: Also, I must commend your choice of avatar...
by mmx49
Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0525: "I Know You're Listening"
Replies: 201
Views: 31398

Re: "I Know You're Listening" Discussion

It is too late for you, my friend. My ink jets are ready and holding at 200 dpi, camoflauge in place, hiding spot staked, computational linguists ready, and duct tape armed and dangerous. Wait! There are still physicists you have to destroy! Go after them first, I'm just a simple mathema-- biology ...
by mmx49
Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:34 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 403972

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

A math professor to his calculus II class on what to expect from the intro to proofs course:

"Misery."
by mmx49
Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0525: "I Know You're Listening"
Replies: 201
Views: 31398

Re: "I Know You're Listening" Discussion

Freiberg wrote:
Ummm....


Ummm....

I am NOT a raptor. I assure you.


Oh, of course not.

Cuttlefish.
by mmx49
Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0525: "I Know You're Listening"
Replies: 201
Views: 31398

Re: "I Know You're Listening" Discussion

Freiberg wrote:Alright, alright. Calm down people. Everyone has done this now and again.


No! We will not calm down! In fact, how do you know we all do this?

*accusatory glare*
by mmx49
Fri Jan 02, 2009 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0525: "I Know You're Listening"
Replies: 201
Views: 31398

Re: "I Know You're Listening" Discussion

...I've done this before, for exactly the same reasons.
by mmx49
Sun Dec 28, 2008 1:21 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: What drove you to the field you are studying?
Replies: 62
Views: 6434

Re: What drove you to the field you are studying?

I'm a math major with delusions of going to grad school. I didn't really like math until taking a HS level math course at college (almost failed algebra in high school, ha). I liked the problem solving and found the concept of 'i' intriguing, but that was about it at the moment. Then some time after...
by mmx49
Mon Dec 22, 2008 10:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0520: "Cuttlefish"
Replies: 202
Views: 37936

Re: "Cuttlefish" Discussion

I see mathematicians playing both sides against the middle, like the arms dealers they are.
by mmx49
Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:03 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Spider (Image) From Hell
Replies: 264
Views: 61447

Re: The Spider (Image) From Hell

I didn't know I had arachnophobia until I looked in this thread. Dang, how do you Australians even survive?
by mmx49
Sat Dec 06, 2008 9:41 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Facts you won't accept
Replies: 85
Views: 8226

Re: Facts you won't accept

I can't accept that you just brought that up...
by mmx49
Wed Oct 22, 2008 8:33 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Help for trig.
Replies: 36
Views: 2609

Re: Help for trig.

MostlyHarmless wrote:My favorite mnemonic is still Some Old Hippy Caught Another Hippy Tripping On Acid. Probably not allowed in a lot of high schools though.


"Oh, Hell. Another Hour Of Algebra" has worked pretty well for me. I still use this often...
by mmx49
Sun Aug 24, 2008 5:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Warning! Idiot flux detected.
Replies: 64
Views: 5480

Re: Warning! Idiot flux detected.

xkcd was our last, best hope for peace. It failed.

But in the year of the Moron War, it became something greater. Our last, best hope... for victory.
by mmx49
Mon Aug 11, 2008 11:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Personal values on smoking
Replies: 87
Views: 7299

Re: Personal values on smoking

I don't smoke. I watched as lung cancer took my grandfather away over the course of a summer, and I don't think I want to put myself through that.
by mmx49
Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I hate Wasps
Replies: 104
Views: 18978

Re: I hate Wasps

Why the hell do they die when they sting you? It makes no fucking sense. Not only do they piss you off, they gain nothing from it, unless you're actively attacking the nest. Which you clearly aren't, since the bee is fucking losted. Why, why, why do they do this? I think only honeybees die when the...
by mmx49
Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:54 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90225
Views: 9346930

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

My fellow Alaskans: Cha-ching.
by mmx49
Thu Jul 24, 2008 8:03 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 403972

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

No, don't do it! It's a trap!
by mmx49
Thu Jul 10, 2008 7:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The World is Ending- What Do You Do?
Replies: 76
Views: 6180

Re: The World is Ending- What Do You Do?

Start stealing British girls' cell phones to call the Doctor.
by mmx49
Sat Jul 05, 2008 2:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Who the dickens are you?
Replies: 10922
Views: 2412175

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

Variola wrote:Recently I realized I've been visiting the same message boards since I was sixteen, and that won't do.


Could be worse. I've been visiting the hellhole known as the GameFAQs Message Boards since I was 13!

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