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by richP
Fri Oct 12, 2018 2:26 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2057: "Internal Monologues"
Replies: 47
Views: 1640

Re: 2057: "Internal Monologues"

Forgot to include one other profession: "recently un-cryogenically frozen International Man of Mystery". Oh wait, because of the unfreezing process he has no inner monologue.
by richP
Mon Oct 08, 2018 2:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2055: "Bluetooth"
Replies: 29
Views: 1614

Re: 2055: "Bluetooth"

... I was paid to write an app that connected to some custom hardware over Bluetooth. I spent a lot of time finding different ways the Bluetooth stack could get wedged. Then more time figuring out how to unwedge the stack. Since the company that was paying me was selling both the tablet and the rem...
by richP
Wed Oct 03, 2018 6:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2054: "Data Pipeline"
Replies: 30
Views: 1524

Re: 2054: "Data Pipeline"

Sableagle wrote:A supermarket chain over here failed to include "check the input makes sense" lines and someone added a new product to their system with volume 1 litre and mass 350 kg.

350 kg/L? Your supermarket sells dark matter? or Liquid black holes?
by richP
Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:42 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2054: "Data Pipeline"
Replies: 30
Views: 1524

Re: 2054: "Data Pipeline"

... Is this a reference to some specific example? (Created with chridd's xkcd thread formatter .) No universal example, but most of us have an example in our past. I always thought of the process as less "house of cards" and more "meat grinder to sausage stuffer". Of course, my ...
by richP
Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:18 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2043: Boathouses and Houseboats
Replies: 47
Views: 3367

Re: 2043: Boathouses and Houseboats

Calling a lifeboat a boatboat is incorrect, though. What we really want is the big boat that is carrying the life boat, but I don't think there's a proper term for this. That really bothered me, likewise with apartment. A househouse would better be named a "highrise" or "apartment co...
by richP
Wed Aug 29, 2018 2:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2038: "Hazard Symbol"
Replies: 39
Views: 3069

Re: 2038: "Hazard Symbol"

On a recent road trip I passed a semi-trailer that had more than a dozen hazardous material flip-card placards on each side. The only one that was in use was a flammable cargo warning. Some of the closed ones were the 4 digit number style similar to https://www.flipplacards.com/digi-lock-placards ,...
by richP
Fri Aug 17, 2018 1:40 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2034: "Equations"
Replies: 30
Views: 4012

Re: 2034: "Equations"

I think I'm going to wait for the explainXKCD article to come up, then I'm going to re-enroll in college to see if Fluids, Thermodynamics, and Fields classes get any easier.
by richP
Wed Aug 08, 2018 6:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2030: "Voting Software"
Replies: 44
Views: 5313

Re: 2030: "Voting Software"

I voted on a paper ballot yesterday...and then slid that piece of paper into a scanner that detects the bubbles I filled in, looks for over/under votes (informs me of those if I want to declare my ballot spoiled and try again), tabulates the votes on a memory card, and finally stores the piece of p...
by richP
Fri Jul 20, 2018 2:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2022: "Sports Champions"
Replies: 44
Views: 4394

Re: 2022: "Sports Champions"

Don't forget Mr. James Teacher... the Gym Teacher (among other subjects).
by richP
Wed Jul 18, 2018 4:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2021: "Software Development"
Replies: 31
Views: 4535

Re: 2021: "Software Development"

Randall's been hanging around thedailywtf?
by richP
Mon Jun 18, 2018 7:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2008: "Irony Definition"
Replies: 18
Views: 2885

Re: 2008: "Irony Definition"

"Irony" and "literally" are frequent candidates for the "You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means" award.
by richP
Mon Jun 04, 2018 1:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 2002: "LeBron James and Stephen Curry"
Replies: 43
Views: 5587

Re: 2002: "LeBron James and Stephen Curry"

What? No Erdos numbers in the calculation?
by richP
Fri May 11, 2018 8:33 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1992: "SafetySat"
Replies: 28
Views: 5346

Re: 1992: "SafetySat"

Does it have a re-entry system modeled on lawn darts?
by richP
Mon Apr 02, 2018 11:44 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1975: "Right Click"
Replies: 42
Views: 13159

Re: 1975: "Right Click"

Well, xkcd finally jumped the shark, they did a clip show.

Spoiler:
Seriously, this is a pretty epic comic.
by richP
Mon Mar 26, 2018 2:38 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1972: "Autogyros"
Replies: 30
Views: 5271

Re: 1972: "Autogyros"

Forgot one other key advantage: you can get around after the apocalypse.
by richP
Mon Mar 12, 2018 4:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1965: "Background Apps"
Replies: 33
Views: 8352

Re: 1965: "Background Apps"

... and deny the option of the Location Services prompt every time the GPS is switched on (yes, I know it could help the cold start get up to speed quicker... Add in an app that allows you to force AGPS updates and most of the cold-start waiting goes away (assuming you have data, not always the cas...
by richP
Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1965: "Background Apps"
Replies: 33
Views: 8352

Re: 1965: "Background Apps"

pkcommando wrote:
richP wrote:Do people really tow banners with an SR22? At least one of the images seems to be a Cirrus.

That seems like the kind of question that can only be answered with more banners. To the plane banner company!


So the situation is the opposite of turtles, then? It's banners all the way up?
by richP
Fri Mar 09, 2018 5:14 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1965: "Background Apps"
Replies: 33
Views: 8352

Re: 1965: "Background Apps"

Do people really tow banners with an SR22? At least one of the images seems to be a Cirrus.
by richP
Fri Feb 23, 2018 3:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1959: "The Simpsons"
Replies: 24
Views: 3674

Re: 1959: "The Simpsons"

I realized that I was approaching Homer's age a while back. My response can be summed up in one word: (annoyed grunt).
by richP
Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:23 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1949: "Fruit Collider"
Replies: 54
Views: 6315

Re: 1949: "Fruit Collider"

Tomatoes reconnoitre in force, as victims of killer tomatoes have learnt. A lone forward runner would be pasted quickly. And, if in retreat, slower examples would be encouraged to stay with the main crowd, or be smashed to pulp to the cries of. "Ketchup!" Sorry, I'm a little to petrified ...
by richP
Mon Jan 15, 2018 2:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1942: “Memorable Quotes”
Replies: 37
Views: 5699

Re: 1942: “Memorable Quotes”

"many quotes on the Internet are mis-attributed" -- Abraham Lincoln

Also, the quote with the editors note is missing a (sic) at the end.
by richP
Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:18 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1940: "The Food Size Cycle"
Replies: 52
Views: 7061

Re: 1940: "The Food Size Cycle"

The word "phablet" itself is ridiculous. Which, along with the emergence of things that are both laptops and tablets is why someday I will come up with a shorthand for "portable computer" and will use it for everything from smartphones to laptops from that day. computini? comput...
by richP
Wed Jan 10, 2018 5:10 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1940: "The Food Size Cycle"
Replies: 52
Views: 7061

Re: 1940: "The Food Size Cycle"

My graph-related OCD is going nuts... the graph rotation is off by ninety degrees. Time is the dependent variable gosh darn it!
by richP
Mon Jan 01, 2018 2:41 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1936: "Desert Golfing"
Replies: 24
Views: 4881

Re: 1936: "Desert Golfing"

I had a similar thought last night. I was driving home after the conclusion of the new year festivities. We're old and boring so we left immediately after the stroke of midnight. The thought was that if I was pulled over by law enforcement and asked if I had been drinking, I could answer "offic...
by richP
Wed Dec 27, 2017 3:31 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1934: "Phone Security"
Replies: 22
Views: 4123

1934: "Phone Security"

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/phone_security.png Title text: ...wait until they type in payment information, then use it to order yourself a replacement phone. Need to add an option to reverse left-swipe and right-swipe on dating apps. (to mods: sorry if I missed anything, I don't usually firstpost)
by richP
Fri Dec 22, 2017 7:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1932: "The True Meaning of Christmas"
Replies: 12
Views: 2954

Re: 1932: "The True Meaning of Christmas"

"it's the most meta time... of the year! With self-referencing iterating the holiday cheer.." (sung to the tune "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year")

So Autometalogolex will be the most (ab)used password for XKCD fans in 2018?
by richP
Fri Nov 17, 2017 3:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1917: "How to Make Friends"
Replies: 35
Views: 5854

Re: 1917: "How to Make Friends"

I'd say this is a GOOMHR comic, but it's more of a: "I'm glad you're in here with me Randall" comic. This is one of those that hits way too close, but will go over the heads of those that don't relate.
by richP
Fri Oct 20, 2017 2:07 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1905: "Cast Iron Pan"
Replies: 108
Views: 13237

Re: 1905: Cast Iron Pan

I was reminded of this attitude yesterday when I used the restroom at a local health-food store. Big signs insisting that you wash your hands with soap under hot running water for a minimum of 25 seconds before returning to work. Right next to a faucet that shuts off automatically after five second...
by richP
Thu Sep 28, 2017 3:19 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1895: "Worrying Scientist Interviews"
Replies: 64
Views: 8009

Re: 1895: "Worrying Scientist Interviews"

I grew up watching Scooby and the gang get chased by mummies often enough to push archeologist to the right at least a bit.
by richP
Fri Sep 15, 2017 4:59 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1890: "What to Bring"
Replies: 70
Views: 11868

Re: 1890: "What to Bring"

If you are facing an enemy that is unskilled in knife fighting, why would you assume that they are skilled without a knife, or whatever they had? Yea, that was the part that I had the most trouble with. It's not like you get to review a fighter's resume before a bar fight (or get a cut scene showin...
by richP
Fri Sep 15, 2017 1:28 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1890: "What to Bring"
Replies: 70
Views: 11868

Re: 1890: "What to Bring"

Great comic, fodder for endless additional discussion. My random thoughts: Knife row: * bringing a knife to a knife fight might not even be optimal. I recall reading an old martial arts book years ago that suggested if you are proficient in hand to hand combat, have a knife available, and are facing...
by richP
Fri Jul 21, 2017 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1866: "Russell's Teapot"
Replies: 78
Views: 11357

Re: 1866: "Russell's Teapot"

rhomboidal wrote:Russell's teapot really raises a profound question: Will it make hot tea or iced tea?


According to Russell's cat, the tea exists in both a hot and iced state until you drink it.
by richP
Fri Jul 14, 2017 1:53 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1863: "Screenshots"
Replies: 47
Views: 7124

Re: 1863: "Screenshots"

Timely. I recently had to screenshot something for a customer. I re-cropped the screenshot to show that the smiling woman from the ad below the menubar (screenshot was from a free program that nags you to buy the full version) was *not* from a NSFW tab.

snipping tool FTW.
by richP
Mon Apr 17, 2017 7:57 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1825: "7 Eleven"
Replies: 85
Views: 20008

Re: 1825: "7 Eleven"

cellocgw wrote:
Whizbang wrote:7 days a week, 11 weeks a year.


Or, only opens if you roll a 7 or 11 before crapping out.

There's a secret way to get in, you just have to solve the inscription which reads 'The Doors of Durin — Lord of Moria. Speak, friend, and enter.'


What's elvish for "slurpee"?
by richP
Fri Apr 14, 2017 1:45 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1824: "Identification Chart"
Replies: 27
Views: 6913

Re: 1824: Identification Chart

What about Puff the magic dragon?
by richP
Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:49 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1820: "Security Advice"
Replies: 36
Views: 8467

Re: 1820: "Security Advice"

Re: 2 factor smoke detectors: Those are common in data centers. Saw one that had an ultra sensitive ionization system (had a network of pneumatic tubes in the ceiling to sample the air from various points in the room). That one could smell a blown cap on a power supply and give an early warning of f...
by richP
Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1819: "Sweet 16"
Replies: 49
Views: 10964

Re: 1819: "Sweet 16"

Excellent comic, normally I groan at "March Madness" references (wait, it's April already). So many ways we can go with this: * Re-seed the tourney if the goal was to cause the most damage to the court Baseball cleats and glass slippers get the high seeds, Segways could pull an upset if da...
by richP
Mon Jan 30, 2017 5:52 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1792: "Bird/Plane/Superman"
Replies: 76
Views: 13465

Re: 1792: "Bird/Plane/Superman"

Solar Impulse 2 anyone?
by richP
Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:12 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1791: "Telescopes: Refractor vs Reflector"
Replies: 99
Views: 14483

Re: 1791: "Telescopes: Refractor vs Reflector"

Are you positing that vampires can still be totally internally reflected? Maybe it's just the silver in traditional mirrors that prevents their reflection... That's the lore in at least some stories, yes. That raises a whole load of questions. Can they be photographed? Chemical photography uses sil...
by richP
Fri Jan 27, 2017 3:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1791: "Telescopes: Refractor vs Reflector"
Replies: 99
Views: 14483

Re: 1791: "Telescopes: Refractor vs Reflector"

So if we do spot a space vampire, we send up Bruce Willis and ....?

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