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by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89782
Views: 6557371

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

i am not sure i did this right but here it is...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwH1x7Q6sjI
by Tomlidich
Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:02 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28315
Views: 2592336

Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

my only regret... is that i cannot fully express my rage through this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwH1x7Q6sjI
by Tomlidich
Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5122
Views: 726119

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

by Tomlidich
Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8730
Views: 709414

Re: Good News, Bad News

good news: they have a clearance sale on a jar of hammers.
by Tomlidich
Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:38 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: BIKE 10,000 miles
Replies: 261
Views: 133899

Re: BIKE 10,000 miles

anyone else wanna join in? Outdoor miles only or miles on equipment allowed? if it is an actual bike, i will count it. so therefore, exercise bike= no, bike attached to a resistance trainer also equals no. if you are riding miles in a velodrome or the like, yes. basically just have to travel a usef...
by Tomlidich
Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8730
Views: 709414

Re: Good News, Bad News

good news: they do have crowbars....
by Tomlidich
Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8730
Views: 709414

Re: Good News, Bad News

good news: the hardware store is only a block away.
by Tomlidich
Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28315
Views: 2592336

Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

so, looks like my employer is now threatening to take away my workman's comp, insurance, and all other "fulltime" benefits if i do not get my hours up. which is at this point impossible, with the the doctor visits, pt appointments, and fuck load of stretches, exercises, and assorted crapp...
by Tomlidich
Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28315
Views: 2592336

Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

so, looks like my employer is now threatening to take away my workman's comp, insurance, and all other "fulltime" benefits if i do not get my hours up. which is at this point impossible, with the the doctor visits, pt appointments, and fuck load of stretches, exercises, and assorted crappy...
by Tomlidich
Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:23 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5122
Views: 726119

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

... we've got a couple of engineers who work for Ford here. They're nice people. /Downer Ending tell that to my bruised and scraped knuckles, and the strewn apart hunks of metal that used to be a valve train and pistons. all because they decided that plastic was a good material to build an absolute...
by Tomlidich
Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:46 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5122
Views: 726119

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

awesome: my car is almost fixed! it was a royal pain in the ass to dissasemble the engine i found in the junkyard and replace the parts on it that needed replacing, but it is almost ready to drop in my car! YAY. .........also, i still hate you, engineers who work at ford. go fuck yourself with a big...
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:01 pm UTC
Forum: Fit Club
Topic: BIKE 10,000 miles
Replies: 261
Views: 133899

Re: BIKE 10,000 miles

i know i have kinda neglected this thread, congrats on everyone breaking 1k miles.


i actually became injured while on my gmc racer, and may not be riding a bike for awhile.

but soon, very soon i will get back to posting hundreds of miles here! :D
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2278
Views: 251831

Re: Escape from Raptors

turns out there was no such thing as russians, only raptors pretending to be a race of humans. you die surrounded by floating raptor

I turn into a windows OS distro, so noone will think i am human.
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:56 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Most excellent times
Replies: 5122
Views: 726119

Re: Awesome Thread: awesome

HAPPY FESTIVUS
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: Fictional Science
Topic: Destructive power of starships
Replies: 60
Views: 15609

Re: Destructive power of starships

Because it was "far away" from Endor. Well, I don't have numbers here. The DS can accelerate at c. 100g's with its sublight engines, so it should be able to survive Endor's gravitational field. Pressure from what? And why? Is the open space to small to store everything with normal pressur...
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25539
Views: 1778251

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but i do not know what that is, so i am not sure what i told everyone to give you. hope you like whatever you got.


i wish i could just fix my knee instantly so i could go run a mile today.
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
Replies: 10854
Views: 1927793

Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD

hello new people!

keep your head down, don't say the wrong thing, and you may just make it out of here alive *hands orange soda*
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8730
Views: 709414

Re: Good News, Bad News

bad news: they still play country music on the radio there.
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10849
Views: 723276

Re: Vending machine!

you get out a slightly more buff, handsome version of me, with the bad knee fixed. and he has a hankering for bacon....


i put in my knee brace.
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2203
Views: 278631

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

i melt down the can and use it as glue to forge my statue back together.
he looks more angry this time.


there is now a very pissed off jayne statue with a seam in the middle, catchy folk songs, and RIAA lawyers standing around in the pile.
by Tomlidich
Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:07 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10849
Views: 723276

Re: Vending machine!

you geta section of gutter. no really, someone tore it right out of a street somewhere.

i put in My stupid fucking workplace.
by Tomlidich
Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 25539
Views: 1778251

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted. but now anytime you go to a social event, everyone keeps yelling/begging/pleading at you to make noises and such, and noone actually wants to talk to you.


i wish i had a different job.
by Tomlidich
Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28315
Views: 2592336

Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)

grrrrrrrr i have been able to carry large servers and the like for weeks now yet my coworkers still keep putting me down, calling me names, and not letting me take the jobs that require any sort of lifting. not to mention they STILL try to belittle my abilities as far as IT goes, even though they ha...
by Tomlidich
Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kick the Can
Replies: 144
Views: 11462

Re: Kick the Can

i hire Bruce Schneier to roundhouse kick the can.


it burst in a flash of light about 2 feet from travelling away from chuck. we believe it to be somewhere a few alternate universes away from here.
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:03 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89782
Views: 6557371

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

Menacing Spike wrote:
Spoiler:
Thread 1: Lubrificantlubrifiantlubrique ethymology yes oiledmakessense hehe
Thread 2: thinginmyhead thatswhatIamthinking
Thread 3: slowdown



Spoiler:
i think you need some help:



Spoiler:
Image
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:01 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1011: "Baby Names by Frank Zappa"
Replies: 302
Views: 68129

Re: 1011: "Baby Names"

am i the only person here who does not get the point of this comic?
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13198
Views: 1249102

Re: Today I Learned

Hey, you're the one who said it worked on everything... That ranges from the best to the worst and includes everything in between. good point, the word everything is pretty all-inclusive. allow me to rephrase that: silicon spray lubricant works great for many household, office, automotive, or gener...
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:52 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Thoughts for ships
Replies: 89782
Views: 6557371

Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue

thought experiment:


tell me the first thing that pops into your head upon seeing the following word:





Spoiler:
LUBRICANT
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Admit it. Your first OS is your favorite.
Replies: 81
Views: 45922

Re: Admit it. Your first OS is your favorite.

So, let's change the first post to "Admit it. You tried Linux and then instantly disliked anything Microsoft" :P this is, for the most part true. although i have noticed they do not have nearly enough support for high level video effect editors. (similar to adobe after effects, etc) they ...
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kick the Can
Replies: 144
Views: 11462

Re: Kick the Can

Phrozt wrote:
Tomlidich wrote:i kick the can away from chewbacawaca and his hippies, and proceed to extend my arms and yell "COME AT ME BRO"


Why would you want to be bukkaked by a group of hippies and a hairy beast??



i kick the can at chewbaccawacca's junk and run.
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:48 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13198
Views: 1249102

Re: Today I Learned

I believe the standard response here would be something along the lines of: 0_o oh dear, someone uses the word "lubricant, and people assume the worst. for example, my keyboard tends to stick, well not anymore. also my medical brace was squeaking. BAM lubricated. although this stuff seems to n...
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:45 pm UTC
Forum: Fictional Science
Topic: Destructive power of starships
Replies: 60
Views: 15609

Re: Destructive power of starships

Sci-fi writers have no sense of scale.[/url] just google searching images from the movie, i would say you are correct: here we have the same class of ship, compared to buildings of differing sizes. it is pretty clear from comparison to adjacent buildings, they didn't use any kind of scaling or logi...
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:36 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13198
Views: 1249102

Re: Today I Learned

TIL: silicon spray lubricant works on everything. EVERYTHING.
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2203
Views: 278631

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

i forge the molten copper and one penny into a handsome looking statue of jayne, looking at people like they owe him something. i also make up some folk songs for him while forging.


the pile now has a mean looking jayne statue, and some catchy folk songs.
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Kick the Can
Replies: 144
Views: 11462

Re: Kick the Can

i kick the can away from chewbacawaca and his hippies, and proceed to extend my arms and yell "COME AT ME BRO"
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 10849
Views: 723276

Re: Vending machine!

you get a rounding eror.

i put in a slightly moldy jacket.
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:27 pm UTC
Forum: Religious Wars
Topic: Admit it. Your first OS is your favorite.
Replies: 81
Views: 45922

Re: Admit it. Your first OS is your favorite.

So, let's change the first post to "Admit it. You tried Linux and then instantly disliked anything Microsoft" :P No? Hey, I checked and didn't see any Linux distros among your OS, don't cheat :) Yeah, I guess I forgot to put it in. I have Ubuntu on my netbook I rarely use, and it's *okay*...
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 227061

Re: Attack and Defend

i defend with my cone. (again. man this thing comes in handy)

i attack with my stunning good looks while wearing a cone.
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8730
Views: 709414

Re: Good News, Bad News

good news: by being squished into the ground, you fell into some kind of underground retro disco club. from space. they serve pangalactic gargleblasters there too!
by Tomlidich
Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:22 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2278
Views: 251831

Re: Escape from Raptors

i had sold a human who had done the same thing. before dying, that human tipped off the raptors about all the tasty morlocks.

they break in, and eat you and your morlock buddies.

i, through the use of gene therapy, become a raptor, and join all my fellow raptors in eating you people.

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