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i am not sure i did this right but here it is...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwH1x7Q6sjI

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my only regret... is that i cannot fully express my rage through this.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwH1x7Q6sjI

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how bout this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwH1x7Q6sjI

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good news: they have a clearance sale on a jar of hammers.

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anyone else wanna join in? Outdoor miles only or miles on equipment allowed? if it is an actual bike, i will count it. so therefore, exercise bike= no, bike attached to a resistance trainer also equals no. if you are riding miles in a velodrome or the like, yes. basically just have to travel a usef...

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good news: they do have crowbars....

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good news: the hardware store is only a block away.

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so, looks like my employer is now threatening to take away my workman's comp, insurance, and all other "fulltime" benefits if i do not get my hours up. which is at this point impossible, with the the doctor visits, pt appointments, and fuck load of stretches, exercises, and assorted crapp...

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so, looks like my employer is now threatening to take away my workman's comp, insurance, and all other "fulltime" benefits if i do not get my hours up. which is at this point impossible, with the the doctor visits, pt appointments, and fuck load of stretches, exercises, and assorted crappy...

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... we've got a couple of engineers who work for Ford here. They're nice people. /Downer Ending tell that to my bruised and scraped knuckles, and the strewn apart hunks of metal that used to be a valve train and pistons. all because they decided that plastic was a good material to build an absolute...

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awesome: my car is almost fixed! it was a royal pain in the ass to dissasemble the engine i found in the junkyard and replace the parts on it that needed replacing, but it is almost ready to drop in my car! YAY. .........also, i still hate you, engineers who work at ford. go fuck yourself with a big...

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i know i have kinda neglected this thread, congrats on everyone breaking 1k miles.

i actually became injured while on my gmc racer, and may not be riding a bike for awhile.

but soon, very soon i will get back to posting hundreds of miles here!

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turns out there was no such thing as russians, only raptors pretending to be a race of humans. you die surrounded by floating raptor

I turn into a windows OS distro, so noone will think i am human.

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HAPPY FESTIVUS

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Because it was "far away" from Endor. Well, I don't have numbers here. The DS can accelerate at c. 100g's with its sublight engines, so it should be able to survive Endor's gravitational field. Pressure from what? And why? Is the open space to small to store everything with normal pressur...

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granted, but i do not know what that is, so i am not sure what i told everyone to give you. hope you like whatever you got.

i wish i could just fix my knee instantly so i could go run a mile today.

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hello new people!

keep your head down, don't say the wrong thing, and you may just make it out of here alive *hands orange soda*

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bad news: they still play country music on the radio there.

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you get out a slightly more buff, handsome version of me, with the bad knee fixed. and he has a hankering for bacon....

i put in my knee brace.

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i melt down the can and use it as glue to forge my statue back together.
he looks more angry this time.

there is now a very pissed off jayne statue with a seam in the middle, catchy folk songs, and RIAA lawyers standing around in the pile.

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you geta section of gutter. no really, someone tore it right out of a street somewhere.

i put in My stupid fucking workplace.

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granted. but now anytime you go to a social event, everyone keeps yelling/begging/pleading at you to make noises and such, and noone actually wants to talk to you.

i wish i had a different job.

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grrrrrrrr i have been able to carry large servers and the like for weeks now yet my coworkers still keep putting me down, calling me names, and not letting me take the jobs that require any sort of lifting. not to mention they STILL try to belittle my abilities as far as IT goes, even though they ha...

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i hire Bruce Schneier to roundhouse kick the can.

it burst in a flash of light about 2 feet from travelling away from chuck. we believe it to be somewhere a few alternate universes away from here.

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Menacing Spike wrote:
Spoiler:
Thread 1: Lubrificantlubrifiantlubrique ethymology yes oiledmakessense hehe
Thread 2: thinginmyhead thatswhatIamthinking
Thread 3: slowdown

Spoiler:

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am i the only person here who does not get the point of this comic?

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Hey, you're the one who said it worked on everything... That ranges from the best to the worst and includes everything in between. good point, the word everything is pretty all-inclusive. allow me to rephrase that: silicon spray lubricant works great for many household, office, automotive, or gener...

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thought experiment:

tell me the first thing that pops into your head upon seeing the following word:

Spoiler:

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So, let's change the first post to "Admit it. You tried Linux and then instantly disliked anything Microsoft" :P this is, for the most part true. although i have noticed they do not have nearly enough support for high level video effect editors. (similar to adobe after effects, etc) they ...

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Phrozt wrote:
Tomlidich wrote:i kick the can away from chewbacawaca and his hippies, and proceed to extend my arms and yell "COME AT ME BRO"

Why would you want to be bukkaked by a group of hippies and a hairy beast??

i kick the can at chewbaccawacca's junk and run.

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I believe the standard response here would be something along the lines of: 0_o oh dear, someone uses the word "lubricant, and people assume the worst. for example, my keyboard tends to stick, well not anymore. also my medical brace was squeaking. BAM lubricated. although this stuff seems to n...

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Sci-fi writers have no sense of scale.[/url] just google searching images from the movie, i would say you are correct: here we have the same class of ship, compared to buildings of differing sizes. it is pretty clear from comparison to adjacent buildings, they didn't use any kind of scaling or logi...

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TIL: silicon spray lubricant works on everything. EVERYTHING.

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i forge the molten copper and one penny into a handsome looking statue of jayne, looking at people like they owe him something. i also make up some folk songs for him while forging.

the pile now has a mean looking jayne statue, and some catchy folk songs.

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i kick the can away from chewbacawaca and his hippies, and proceed to extend my arms and yell "COME AT ME BRO"

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you get a rounding eror.

i put in a slightly moldy jacket.

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So, let's change the first post to "Admit it. You tried Linux and then instantly disliked anything Microsoft" :P No? Hey, I checked and didn't see any Linux distros among your OS, don't cheat :) Yeah, I guess I forgot to put it in. I have Ubuntu on my netbook I rarely use, and it's *okay*...

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i defend with my cone. (again. man this thing comes in handy)

i attack with my stunning good looks while wearing a cone.

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good news: by being squished into the ground, you fell into some kind of underground retro disco club. from space. they serve pangalactic gargleblasters there too!

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i had sold a human who had done the same thing. before dying, that human tipped off the raptors about all the tasty morlocks.

they break in, and eat you and your morlock buddies.

i, through the use of gene therapy, become a raptor, and join all my fellow raptors in eating you people.

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