i am not sure i did this right but here it is...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwH1x7Q6sjI
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- Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:01 am UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Thoughts for ships
- Replies: 90093
- Views: 8495310
- Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:02 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
- Replies: 28553
- Views: 3278783
Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)
my only regret... is that i cannot fully express my rage through this.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwH1x7Q6sjI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwH1x7Q6sjI
- Tue Feb 14, 2012 8:01 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Most excellent times
- Replies: 5132
- Views: 871108
- Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:40 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Good News, Bad News
- Replies: 8749
- Views: 835626
Re: Good News, Bad News
good news: they have a clearance sale on a jar of hammers.
- Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:38 pm UTC
- Forum: Fit Club
- Topic: BIKE 10,000 miles
- Replies: 261
- Views: 153626
Re: BIKE 10,000 miles
anyone else wanna join in? Outdoor miles only or miles on equipment allowed? if it is an actual bike, i will count it. so therefore, exercise bike= no, bike attached to a resistance trainer also equals no. if you are riding miles in a velodrome or the like, yes. basically just have to travel a usef...
- Mon Feb 13, 2012 11:29 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Good News, Bad News
- Replies: 8749
- Views: 835626
Re: Good News, Bad News
good news: they do have crowbars....
- Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:28 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Good News, Bad News
- Replies: 8749
- Views: 835626
Re: Good News, Bad News
good news: the hardware store is only a block away.
- Mon Feb 13, 2012 10:26 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
- Replies: 28553
- Views: 3278783
Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)
so, looks like my employer is now threatening to take away my workman's comp, insurance, and all other "fulltime" benefits if i do not get my hours up. which is at this point impossible, with the the doctor visits, pt appointments, and fuck load of stretches, exercises, and assorted crapp...
- Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:27 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
- Replies: 28553
- Views: 3278783
Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)
so, looks like my employer is now threatening to take away my workman's comp, insurance, and all other "fulltime" benefits if i do not get my hours up. which is at this point impossible, with the the doctor visits, pt appointments, and fuck load of stretches, exercises, and assorted crappy...
- Mon Feb 13, 2012 7:23 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Most excellent times
- Replies: 5132
- Views: 871108
Re: Awesome Thread: awesome
... we've got a couple of engineers who work for Ford here. They're nice people. /Downer Ending tell that to my bruised and scraped knuckles, and the strewn apart hunks of metal that used to be a valve train and pistons. all because they decided that plastic was a good material to build an absolute...
- Mon Feb 13, 2012 6:46 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Most excellent times
- Replies: 5132
- Views: 871108
Re: Awesome Thread: awesome
awesome: my car is almost fixed! it was a royal pain in the ass to dissasemble the engine i found in the junkyard and replace the parts on it that needed replacing, but it is almost ready to drop in my car! YAY. .........also, i still hate you, engineers who work at ford. go fuck yourself with a big...
- Wed Feb 08, 2012 6:01 pm UTC
- Forum: Fit Club
- Topic: BIKE 10,000 miles
- Replies: 261
- Views: 153626
Re: BIKE 10,000 miles
i know i have kinda neglected this thread, congrats on everyone breaking 1k miles.
i actually became injured while on my gmc racer, and may not be riding a bike for awhile.
but soon, very soon i will get back to posting hundreds of miles here!
i actually became injured while on my gmc racer, and may not be riding a bike for awhile.
but soon, very soon i will get back to posting hundreds of miles here!

- Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:59 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Escape from Raptors
- Replies: 2302
- Views: 287533
Re: Escape from Raptors
turns out there was no such thing as russians, only raptors pretending to be a race of humans. you die surrounded by floating raptor
I turn into a windows OS distro, so noone will think i am human.
I turn into a windows OS distro, so noone will think i am human.
- Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:56 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Most excellent times
- Replies: 5132
- Views: 871108
Re: Awesome Thread: awesome
HAPPY FESTIVUS
- Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:50 pm UTC
- Forum: Fictional Science
- Topic: Destructive power of starships
- Replies: 60
- Views: 17312
Re: Destructive power of starships
Because it was "far away" from Endor. Well, I don't have numbers here. The DS can accelerate at c. 100g's with its sublight engines, so it should be able to survive Endor's gravitational field. Pressure from what? And why? Is the open space to small to store everything with normal pressur...
- Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:47 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
- Replies: 25935
- Views: 2263043
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
granted, but i do not know what that is, so i am not sure what i told everyone to give you. hope you like whatever you got.
i wish i could just fix my knee instantly so i could go run a mile today.
i wish i could just fix my knee instantly so i could go run a mile today.
- Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:44 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
- Replies: 10916
- Views: 2252246
Re: INTRO THREAD THE THIRD
hello new people!
keep your head down, don't say the wrong thing, and you may just make it out of here alive *hands orange soda*
keep your head down, don't say the wrong thing, and you may just make it out of here alive *hands orange soda*
- Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:40 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Good News, Bad News
- Replies: 8749
- Views: 835626
Re: Good News, Bad News
bad news: they still play country music on the radio there.
- Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:38 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Vending machine!
- Replies: 11108
- Views: 929031
Re: Vending machine!
you get out a slightly more buff, handsome version of me, with the bad knee fixed. and he has a hankering for bacon....
i put in my knee brace.
i put in my knee brace.
- Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:37 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
- Replies: 2227
- Views: 326665
Re: Take a penny leave a penny.
i melt down the can and use it as glue to forge my statue back together.
he looks more angry this time.
there is now a very pissed off jayne statue with a seam in the middle, catchy folk songs, and RIAA lawyers standing around in the pile.
he looks more angry this time.
there is now a very pissed off jayne statue with a seam in the middle, catchy folk songs, and RIAA lawyers standing around in the pile.
- Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:07 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Vending machine!
- Replies: 11108
- Views: 929031
Re: Vending machine!
you geta section of gutter. no really, someone tore it right out of a street somewhere.
i put in My stupid fucking workplace.
i put in My stupid fucking workplace.
- Tue Feb 07, 2012 7:03 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
- Replies: 25935
- Views: 2263043
Re: Corrupt-a-wish
granted. but now anytime you go to a social event, everyone keeps yelling/begging/pleading at you to make noises and such, and noone actually wants to talk to you.
i wish i had a different job.
i wish i had a different job.
- Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:59 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
- Replies: 28553
- Views: 3278783
Re: Pant Thread (because we need more panting)
grrrrrrrr i have been able to carry large servers and the like for weeks now yet my coworkers still keep putting me down, calling me names, and not letting me take the jobs that require any sort of lifting. not to mention they STILL try to belittle my abilities as far as IT goes, even though they ha...
- Tue Feb 07, 2012 6:51 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Kick the Can
- Replies: 144
- Views: 13702
Re: Kick the Can
i hire Bruce Schneier to roundhouse kick the can.
it burst in a flash of light about 2 feet from travelling away from chuck. we believe it to be somewhere a few alternate universes away from here.
it burst in a flash of light about 2 feet from travelling away from chuck. we believe it to be somewhere a few alternate universes away from here.
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:03 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Thoughts for ships
- Replies: 90093
- Views: 8495310
Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue
Menacing Spike wrote:Spoiler:
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:01 pm UTC
- Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
- Topic: 1011: "Baby Names by Frank Zappa"
- Replies: 302
- Views: 78432
Re: 1011: "Baby Names"
am i the only person here who does not get the point of this comic?
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:55 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
- Replies: 13412
- Views: 1609227
Re: Today I Learned
Hey, you're the one who said it worked on everything... That ranges from the best to the worst and includes everything in between. good point, the word everything is pretty all-inclusive. allow me to rephrase that: silicon spray lubricant works great for many household, office, automotive, or gener...
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:52 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Thoughts for ships
- Replies: 90093
- Views: 8495310
Re: Screechings of the Great Unwashed (Meander to the Morgue
thought experiment:
tell me the first thing that pops into your head upon seeing the following word:
tell me the first thing that pops into your head upon seeing the following word:
Spoiler:
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:50 pm UTC
- Forum: Religious Wars
- Topic: Admit it. Your first OS is your favorite.
- Replies: 81
- Views: 49029
Re: Admit it. Your first OS is your favorite.
So, let's change the first post to "Admit it. You tried Linux and then instantly disliked anything Microsoft" :P this is, for the most part true. although i have noticed they do not have nearly enough support for high level video effect editors. (similar to adobe after effects, etc) they ...
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:49 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Kick the Can
- Replies: 144
- Views: 13702
Re: Kick the Can
Phrozt wrote:Tomlidich wrote:i kick the can away from chewbacawaca and his hippies, and proceed to extend my arms and yell "COME AT ME BRO"
Why would you want to be bukkaked by a group of hippies and a hairy beast??
i kick the can at chewbaccawacca's junk and run.
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:48 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
- Replies: 13412
- Views: 1609227
Re: Today I Learned
I believe the standard response here would be something along the lines of: 0_o oh dear, someone uses the word "lubricant, and people assume the worst. for example, my keyboard tends to stick, well not anymore. also my medical brace was squeaking. BAM lubricated. although this stuff seems to n...
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:45 pm UTC
- Forum: Fictional Science
- Topic: Destructive power of starships
- Replies: 60
- Views: 17312
Re: Destructive power of starships
Sci-fi writers have no sense of scale.[/url] just google searching images from the movie, i would say you are correct: here we have the same class of ship, compared to buildings of differing sizes. it is pretty clear from comparison to adjacent buildings, they didn't use any kind of scaling or logi...
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:36 pm UTC
- Forum: General
- Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
- Replies: 13412
- Views: 1609227
Re: Today I Learned
TIL: silicon spray lubricant works on everything. EVERYTHING.
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:34 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
- Replies: 2227
- Views: 326665
Re: Take a penny leave a penny.
i forge the molten copper and one penny into a handsome looking statue of jayne, looking at people like they owe him something. i also make up some folk songs for him while forging.
the pile now has a mean looking jayne statue, and some catchy folk songs.
the pile now has a mean looking jayne statue, and some catchy folk songs.
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:30 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Kick the Can
- Replies: 144
- Views: 13702
Re: Kick the Can
i kick the can away from chewbacawaca and his hippies, and proceed to extend my arms and yell "COME AT ME BRO"
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:28 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Vending machine!
- Replies: 11108
- Views: 929031
Re: Vending machine!
you get a rounding eror.
i put in a slightly moldy jacket.
i put in a slightly moldy jacket.
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:27 pm UTC
- Forum: Religious Wars
- Topic: Admit it. Your first OS is your favorite.
- Replies: 81
- Views: 49029
Re: Admit it. Your first OS is your favorite.
So, let's change the first post to "Admit it. You tried Linux and then instantly disliked anything Microsoft" :P No? Hey, I checked and didn't see any Linux distros among your OS, don't cheat :) Yeah, I guess I forgot to put it in. I have Ubuntu on my netbook I rarely use, and it's *okay*...
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:25 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Attack and Defend
- Replies: 2904
- Views: 266381
Re: Attack and Defend
i defend with my cone. (again. man this thing comes in handy)
i attack with my stunning good looks while wearing a cone.
i attack with my stunning good looks while wearing a cone.
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:24 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Good News, Bad News
- Replies: 8749
- Views: 835626
Re: Good News, Bad News
good news: by being squished into the ground, you fell into some kind of underground retro disco club. from space. they serve pangalactic gargleblasters there too!
- Wed Feb 01, 2012 7:22 pm UTC
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Escape from Raptors
- Replies: 2302
- Views: 287533
Re: Escape from Raptors
i had sold a human who had done the same thing. before dying, that human tipped off the raptors about all the tasty morlocks.
they break in, and eat you and your morlock buddies.
i, through the use of gene therapy, become a raptor, and join all my fellow raptors in eating you people.
they break in, and eat you and your morlock buddies.
i, through the use of gene therapy, become a raptor, and join all my fellow raptors in eating you people.