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Alright, here's an initial hint:

Spoiler:

More to come as needed.

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Very impressive Sandor, good job.

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>Lock the wizerd in the nearest magic-proof maximum security jail for his own safety from all of these people who want to kill him.

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>Finds a job in the nearest town that comes with free clothes.

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>Buys a sword of wizard killing.

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I enter the new reality and look around for something to do.

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Right, well then my move is:
>put the diamond and the cake into a blender and hit mix.

Edit: How did I get wounded from rolling a 3? That should be -1 to next roll.

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If I get the secret power power of R:6, my roll is

>Take over all of the realities.
Make it a 9.

Otherwise,

>Try again to steal the diamond using the teleporter to mix it into the cake.

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Hey! What about me? You forgot to do my roll! You also forgot my diamond thief's roll. Shouldn't The Milkman and blademan9999 get 6s instead of 1s? >I mix a cake just below the output location of the teleporter that the Diamond-stealer-by-teleporting-it-from-a-submarine expert is using, starting bef...

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Couldn't the break in causality be caused by just a single ship w/neutrino dectector moving at near lightspeed, and the LHC on earth, because velocity is relative? So, not really that hard. You use light for spaceship-earth, and FTL back again. This second ship only needs to have a heavy metal, phot...

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Departure: "The kicker magnet trigger-signal for the proton extraction from the SPS is UTC (Coordinated Universal Time) time-stamped with a Symmetricom Xli GPS receiver [10]. The schematic of the SPS/CNGS timing system is shown in Fig. 3. The determination of the delays shown in Fig. 3 is descr...

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Shouldn't The Milkman and blademan9999 get 6s instead of 1s? >I mix a cake just below the output location of the teleporter that the Diamond-stealer-by-teleporting-it-from-a-submarine expert is using, starting before the theft attempt, and finishing afterwards. By the way, the +1 effect in R:6 appli...

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The OP says:
"2 - Serious Wound: If attacked again within the next two turns, if you roll a 3 or lower, you will die."
So he's dead? I don't think "within the next two turns" should exclude the same turn.

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The best bet would be to bet about 3 dollars. Thus, you have a 50% chance of winning if the better is not bias and choose to try and decrease your odds more. The result would be you winning at least something over nothing. I guess this is just a matter of preference, but I'd rather have a 1/1000 ch...

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Congratulations, you wish you were a fish. Unfortunately, you didn't wish that here.

I wish I knew what TV show that was from.

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..:
... punctuation
...and justice for all
... relative path
...ology
...love maegan
...baby one more time
... meaning
... html code
..facebook
...and justice for all lyrics

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GBNAEIA

Spoiler:

I wish that we could make element 118 in a form with a half-life over a minute.

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>I go to R:6 to hire a native to operate my sub's teleporter correctly to actually steal Marisa's diamond ring. Does that count as one action? It is a logical progression. Question: The dice rolls of 1 and 6 are swapped, not the effects of those numbers, right? So 5(+1)=6, not 1? Apart, not appart. ...

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>I steal Marisa's diamond ring using a teleporter on one of my submarines.
(That's an attack on a land based target from water, right?)
Trust me, I'm doing this for a good reason. I don't normally go around stealing dead people's property.

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Both of the above are correct, my point was that the intervening interactions between the sun's output and our speed, through chemistry, biology and physics, are what determines the approximate relative speed of people to light. That is the only way to answer the question "Why does light move a...

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I think that question you're asking is really "why does light move about eight orders of magnitude faster than many of the things we see around us." In that case, the answer is that we move at the speed we do because of evolution based on the amount of energy available in a given area in t...

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Here's a better way to think about it: light goes at the speed of 1. The value 3*10 8 m/s is only generated by our units. It makes a lot more sense to define c as 1 and then go from there. Thus, I win the bet with WarDraft: c's value is 1 in all possible realities, and it has nothing to do with how ...

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Assuming I don't find out about the secret of awesome reality from Kokojo anytime soon, here's my action: >Extend the Southern Empire into the awesome reality by invading it with my submarines and capturing some land. Question: is the +1 to all rolls in R:6 for Meem only, or does that apply to anyon...

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I think the point about attacking specifics is a good one, and I agree that the specific problems with specific religions should be changed/ignored. However, there is a fundamental problem with all religions (that I know of) that I would like your take on. I think the common thread is that religions...

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I am a:
I am alive
I am a paleontologist
I am a mormon
I am a rock

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I think the only obvious definition for .000...1 is the limit as x goes to infinity of (1/10) x This limit is just as obviously equal to zero, with an added bonus: Since a number consisting of a decimal point followed by x 9's is equal to 1-(1/10) x , we can define .999... as the limit as x goes to ...

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Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's black hole surfer cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged at Stonehenge, while the Candyman went Rush Winkle.

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EDIT: changed my decision

>I attempt to capture blueberry, or failing that, kill him, using my submarine fleet.

Question: Wouldn't my naval defense bonus apply on the previous turn because I am being attacked by a naval crew?

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Pro-life Premier Ronald McDonald's butt-guillotine cheerfully coloured and hemorrhaged honorably at Stonehenge 2012, while the Candyman was Rush Van Winkle.

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Granted, but now you are banned from your school for illegal information.

I wish faster than light space travel was invented.

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>Creates an underwater portal between R:4 and R:6, only accessible by submarine.

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>I organize the peoples of my empire to build a massive naval fleet, capable of striking anywhere in the world.

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"We don't use that tone in here"
In reference to the trumpet section's horrible sounds.

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I didn't realize that. If I may, I will change my action to: >Using nanobots launched on the spaceship, bring back enough mass of Mars to repair the Southern Hemisphere to its original, non-sponge state , and just the right amount of linear and angular momentum to restore earth to its original orbit...

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>Using nanobots launched on the spaceship, brings enough the mass of Mars back to earth to repair the southern hemisphere, and just the right amount of linear and angular momentum to restore earth to its original orbit.

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Granted. Your immune system goes crazy, and you become allergic to Everything.
I wish for no one to grant this wish.

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No, hot pockets does that on purpose. they use metal coated plastic packaging to crisp the hot pocket. Honestly, millions must be put in microwaves a year, and I've never heard of microwave explosions due to hot pockets. Also, take a look at this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Microwave_metal_sh...

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My pet black hole cured the nut allergy. The reason you didn't have to dodge is:

MisterH wrote:Marisa rolls: 5(+2)=7 the shelter defenses target and destroy the dragon with unprecedented precision. The attacks cease!

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Granted. Your proctor is in Alaska.

I wish that standardized tests were open ended in difficulty, allowing smarter people to actually demonstrate it.

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