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by Norevan
Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:25 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Earthquake! Everything gets scrambled up. Again, a distance with pennies, a asleep is board, with a seen in being driven by Rose needle, funny faces, follower. sig, an five note, a hangover, Norevan who is now a request from can be bottle, chess penny square, and the the tray, a pen, a the g4 Navero...
by Norevan
Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take several pens. There are five nies, a ny tray, a , a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, funny faces, the TARDIS, Dr. Norevan, Naveron's request from documentation, and 16 tribbles. The Doctor and Rose can be seen in the distance with the TARDIS...
by Norevan
Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Dr. Naveron demands to see the 10th Doctor's medical credentials. There are three pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover, Norevan who is now asleep again, a needle, a chewed out xkcd follower, funny faces, the TARDIS, an angry 10th Doctor, Rose, Dr. Norevan, Naveron...
by Norevan
Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

The tranquilizer finishes metabolizing. I wake up with a pounding headache and look in the mirror. Due to my hangover, I see instructions to remove everything from the pile except for nouns and necessary syntax. There are three pennies, a penny tray, a pen, a sig, an empty bottle, a note, a hangover...
by Norevan
Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

An interworld portal opens, and Dr. Naveron, a clinical psycologist, hops through. He sits xkcd follower down for a session on his obsession with the TARDIS. There are now three pennies, a pen, Ralith the Third's missing sig, an empty Vodka bottle with a note saying "This is for Santa", an...
by Norevan
Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I... am totally Santa.

There are now three pennies, a pen, Ralith the Third's missing sig, an empty Vodka bottle with a note saying "This is for Santa", and a wasted Norevan wearing a red hat.
by Norevan
Sun Dec 11, 2011 3:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take the black hole.

There is now a (distinctly absent) black hole where the mountain of radioactive material was. It is (no longer) gobbling up all nearby resources and is (not) next to the pile. And a penny.
by Norevan
Fri Dec 09, 2011 11:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I place the highly radioactive material in a large lead lined concrete bunker a mile underground in Arizona, for safety's sake. And black ops research. I leave the destroyed pile where it was. There is now a pile of highly radioactive material in a lead lined underground Arizonan bunker, being studi...
by Norevan
Fri Dec 09, 2011 3:49 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

You know what? I just add russian to the pile.

это с ним и в банке в банальности и борьба аа и аа, и сердитый парень все
by Norevan
Fri Dec 09, 2011 2:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Even more fun. I add a Russian penny to the pile.

есть копейки на кучу. is a with it, and at: a jar in banality, a, and a fighting, a, a (and), a, a and a, and an angry guy. All.
by Norevan
Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Sigh. I add back the words, then take out the plural nouns. [i]There is now a ripped piece of paper with some English printed on both sides of it, and at least one each of: a jar of indifference in the face of banality, two pennies, a hot dog, Snoop Dogg and a snoop snoop poopie dog fighting, a kenn...
by Norevan
Mon Dec 05, 2011 1:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I make an indeterminate number of copies of the pile, and add them to it. There is now at least one each of: a jar of indifference in the face of banality, two pennies, a hot dog, Snoop Dogg and a snoop snoop poopie dog fighting, a kennel, a crowd of spectators (both online and off), a video camera,...
by Norevan
Sat Dec 03, 2011 10:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

You know what this place needs? Some nostalgia. I add the pile's original form to the pile. There is now a penny on the pile. Also, There is now a jar of laughter at the face of danger, a hot dog, Snoop Dogg and a snoop snoop poopie dog fighting, a kennel, a crowd of spectators (both online and off)...
by Norevan
Sat Dec 03, 2011 6:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

The crystalline madness caused by the ravening horrors of my sleep causes me to recognize a higher level of reality, which is that there we are being dreamed by a cat. There both is and is not a penny on the pile. Norevan sleeps, and does not sleep, and dreams of what both are and are not ceasless, ...
by Norevan
Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Turns out this was all a dream.... There is a penny on the pile. Norevan sleeps, and dreams of ceasless, maddening nightmares from the abyss, born in the mind of xkcd follower. Meanwhile, a false Norevan tries helplessly to close a hole in the fabric of reality. (only I get to say what I do, though ...
by Norevan
Wed Nov 30, 2011 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I sure did. A triskadeca-dimensional rift in space time opens, releasing all sorts of strange fiends, from Azathoth to Yog-Sogoth. The pile now consists of a monstrous horde of ravening things from outside the observable universe, a crater of nothing 5 feet across, and a xkcd follower who succeeded ...
by Norevan
Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

You're right, revenge is fun. I sneak up behind xkcd follower, and kill him for killing me in return for killing him. The blood shorts out the time vortex. There is a penny on the pile, lying where it was dropped by xkcd follower, who is now lying in a pool of blood. A knife sits near his outstretch...
by Norevan
Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

An invading mongol horde attacks the pile, enraged by a Chinese village that appeared near the TARDIS. In the tumult, two of the bodies (the older versions of xkcd follower and Norevan, still with knives imbedded) get tossed into the TARDIS, which then heads for the past. There is now one defeated M...
by Norevan
Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:29 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Well, naturally I'm obliged to make the future happen, in order to prevent paradoxes. I pick up the knife from the dead xkcd follower body, and use it to stab the live xkcd follower in the back. I sit down, cry, and await my own foreseen death. There is now one defeated Mr. Rogers on the ground with...
by Norevan
Wed Nov 23, 2011 1:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I eagerly anticipate the arrival of the TARDIS. There is now one defeated Mr. Rogers on the ground with one xkcd follower standing triumphly above him, supported by his second-in-command Norevan. A sound of an eagerly anticipated Tardis begins to occur as the eagerly anticipated Tardis begins to als...
by Norevan
Tue Nov 22, 2011 9:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I don my war gear, then pledge (temporary) allegiance to my new liege lord xkcd follower, because anyone capable of defeating Mr. Rogers is a man worth fearing. There is now one defeated Mr. Rogers on the ground with one xkcd follower standing triumphly above him, supported by his vassal Norevan. A ...
by Norevan
Tue Nov 22, 2011 12:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

They decide that it means people must die. They begin a holy war, ironically against the people who created their dogmas. They a few before the factions devolve into infighting. There is pile, on which lie the dead: Nautilus, xkcd follower, Euler, Norevan, madjo, and Kick. Near this pile stand the r...
by Norevan
Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

No articles, either. (That would be "the," "a," and "an," for those of us who failed English class like I did.) On pile there are 5 empty and scorched mysterious beverage cans burned card that once read "Xkcd follower is he" burnt deck of cards on pile bottle ...
by Norevan
Sun Nov 20, 2011 11:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

True. But that doesn't mean it has to be so spread out. On the pile, there are 5 empty and scorched mysterious beverage cans, a burned card that once read "Xkcd follower is a he", a burnt deck of cards on the pile, a bottle full of 184 pennies and two loonies, xkcd follower, feeling ill, c...
by Norevan
Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

The TARDIS chooses that moment to arrive. It spills out its contents onto the fire, putting it out. I wake up all the way. There are 5 empty and scorched mysterious beverage cans, burned card that once read "Xkcd follower is a he", a bottle full of 184 pennies and two loonies, and a burnt ...
by Norevan
Sat Nov 19, 2011 11:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

As a light sleeper, xkcd follower's shenanigans awaken me. I hit him (or her, the profile page didn't say) upside the head with the nearest object, which happens to be a six pack of mysterious beverages. There is now an empty vodka bottle and a game of patience (solitaire) on the inebriated pile. Ne...
by Norevan
Sat Nov 19, 2011 3:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Darn. I rather liked the TARDIS. No matter, I can wait.

Not for the vodka, though. I drink that, then walk off, somehow sober.

There is now an empty vodka bottle and a game of patience (solitaire) on the inebriated pile.
by Norevan
Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

The tardis got here. I shove everything into it. Inside the TARDIS, there is a gaping hole in space time, and a reduced black hole. One light year away is a small pile of ashes, a lighter, 372 pennies, a bottle of sorrow tears, 372 ghost pennies, a freshly filled in grave with a headstone reading &q...
by Norevan
Wed Nov 16, 2011 9:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

You know what? I think I need to be buried. There is a gaping hole in space time, and a reduced black hole. One light year away is a small pile of ashes, a lighter, 372 pennies, a bottle of sorrow tears, 372 ghost pennies, a freshly filled in grave with a headstone reading "Norevan: He got bett...
by Norevan
Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

The antimatter reacts with the matter already on the pile in the form of a black hole, releasing millions of terajoules, sending the pile blasting outwards faster than the speed of light, thereby escaping the black holes gravity field, while still managing to remain intact, and in a cohesive pile. I...
by Norevan
Sun Nov 13, 2011 9:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Hmm, i wonder.... My spirit drinks the mysterious beverage. 372 ghostly pennies are vomited up, and Norevan's spirit collapses, alive. There is a small pile of ashes, a lighter, 372 pennies, tears of sadness, 372 ghost pennies, a live Norevan, a dead Norevan, and a eulogy for Norevan on the pile. Al...
by Norevan
Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:02 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I read the note, pull out a lighter, set fire to the note, then drink the mysterious beverage, then vomit 372 pennies and die.

There is a small pile of ashes, a lighter, 372 pennies, and a dead Norevan on the pile.
by Norevan
Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I set fire to the pile. The phoenix pieces are unaffected, being immune to fire.
There is now a pile of ashes, a charred Kromix body, 2 phoenix tail-feathers, and the phoenix is no longer down.
by Norevan
Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

I take the phoenix. In the struggle, several feathers fall off of it.

There is now a pile of ashes, 3 phoenix tail-feathers, and phoenix down.
by Norevan
Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:44 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

There is a single 3.14159-sided penny from 2013, a penny from 2102, a Pinkie Pie avatar, a stupid signature, and a broken DVD of your favorite childhood TV show that you can never remember the name of in the pile.
by Norevan
Mon Oct 31, 2011 12:43 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Take a penny leave a penny.
Replies: 2227
Views: 341506

Re: Take a penny leave a penny.

Suddenly remembering the name of the television series, I break the DVD up in horror. I then leave a perfectly ordinary penny from the year 2102.

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