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by BucklesMcStrap
Mon Apr 23, 2012 10:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

My dear munchkins...I woefully regret informing each and every one of you that, due to the circumstances that which life has thrown at me, I will be incapable of rolling for this wonderful game for an extended period of time that is yet still undetermined. I do not know when I will be back, let alo...
by BucklesMcStrap
Sat Apr 21, 2012 3:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

I apologize for not rolling...but the conversation on here was so funny I couldn't bring myself to interrupt! Please forgive me!!!! Also, unless cjquines agrees to roll tomorrow, I shall be doing so tomorrow. I don't meant to delay the game, but all of this haggling and trying to team up is PRICELE...
by BucklesMcStrap
Thu Apr 19, 2012 3:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Players Table curtis95112 - +/1 to gravity rolls | +1 to all space-botany rolls | -1 to next movement roll | xenophobic WarDaft - lithovore | rtd when not eating rocks | membranes that allow space flight | xenophobic kram2301 - the universe | +2/1 to all rolls | xenophobi-....wait.... cjquines - so...
by BucklesMcStrap
Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Here we go again... I'll be switching to a "roll a day" schedule. That way it'll be a bit easier for me to manage how many actions I have to roll out every time. Plus it'll allow gameplay to speed up a tad bit more. VelcroMcButton >Begin! Conversion! 3.0 activate! TROLLOLOLOL!!!!! :lol: R...
by BucklesMcStrap
Wed Apr 18, 2012 2:31 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Oh dear God.... okay, so something went wrong and EVERYTHING was erased...AND IT WAS FREAKING EPIC TOO!!!! so...due to a negative mood caused by this unfortunate turn of events, I shall re-roll tomorrow...AND I SHALL LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES BY MAKING A COPY THIS TIME!!!! sorry everyone. I hate it ju...
by BucklesMcStrap
Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:06 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Beware my munchkins, for the GM has been awakened!!! His might power shall now reign down upon you in the form of dancing, whirling, twirling, spinning dice!!! A roll shall commence tonight and the dice shall fall like meteors unto the Earth, causing wanton and random destruction to all that they t...
by BucklesMcStrap
Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Players Table curtis95112 - +5 to gravity rolls | +10 to all space-botany rolls | xenophobic WarDaft - lithovore | rtd when eating rocks | membranes that allow space flight | xenophobic kram2301 - the universe | +20 to all rolls | xenophobi-....wait.... cjquines - none aggressive towards orangedrag...
by BucklesMcStrap
Sat Apr 14, 2012 6:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

>Becomes slave to the Senior High Priest GM, oh awesome, awesome, Senior High Priest GM, please take me as a humble sacrifice, take me as your slave, and I shall do any of your biddings, just let me be your slave oh mighty, cool, nice, Senior High Priest GM BucklesMcStrap. (Please an Insta120, beca...
by BucklesMcStrap
Sat Apr 14, 2012 5:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

I normally roll every other day, but this week priorities and a car crash kind of threw me off by a few days. Even I cannot predict so far into the future as the amazing dice of amazingness....

ROLLING NOW!!!!
by BucklesMcStrap
Thu Apr 12, 2012 11:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Patience my munchkins, your beloved BucklesMcStrap shall be rolling tonight! Unfortunately higher priorities do take precedence over rolling and reading the ancient relics known as "dice." A word from VelcroMcButton: "I am not related to BucklesMcStrap. Seriously. I just happen to po...
by BucklesMcStrap
Mon Apr 09, 2012 3:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

>assimilate into the life that may be growing on the nearby asteroid. Your Roll: 77 You spot a strange colony of about 20 aliens sitting on an asteroid. They appear to be made of a main body shaped much like a swirling shell. Protruding from the top of this shell are three long tentacle-like append...
by BucklesMcStrap
Mon Apr 09, 2012 1:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Do not fear my little munchkins, for your Senior High Priest GM has returned once more to roll the dice of fate for your actions. It is I that shall read from these ancient relics of power to determine exactly what it says of your destinies in this world you are now trapped within....
by BucklesMcStrap
Thu Apr 05, 2012 11:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Sooo... according to the rules of drama, I don't know that I'm the villian either. Ahem. > Figure out a smart way to grow food for everyone on the asteroids. Your Roll: 61 You manage to figure out a smart way to grow food for everyone, but you realize that you don't have anything to process the raw...
by BucklesMcStrap
Thu Apr 05, 2012 10:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

FEAR NOT MY PUNY PLAYER CHARACTERS, FOR THE GREAT GM BucklesMcStrap IS BACK FROM THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!

Be patient and let me roll this all out. Don't worry, I didn't forget about you little munchkiners. :)
by BucklesMcStrap
Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

[I]P.S. For some reason when I quote things the hyper text gets messed up some how. I'll look into it so as not to get everyone confused. Also, using emoticons with caps doesn't really work that well.... i.e. :TWISTED: -> bleh

:twisted: -> :twisted:
by BucklesMcStrap
Sat Mar 31, 2012 2:50 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Setting: In a spaceship of the starfleet, orbiting a lifeless planet... or is it? Main antagonist: Gravity. (It sucks) 54 I DEMAND A LAW THAT BANS THIS SHIT... >Make everyone roll a 120 I have a +5 so this should be interesting :P Besides that. > Setting: A huge Colloseum/Arena/Dungeon > Main antag...
by BucklesMcStrap
Sun Mar 25, 2012 11:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

>be really lame to undo the "Awesomeness Phenomena" that caused the hole in the space-time continuum.[/quote Your Roll: 4 Indeed, you undo the Awesomeness Phenomena that caused hole. The devouring of the reality shall be slowed down to 7 more turns! > Make Cerberus my pet, protector, and ...
by BucklesMcStrap
Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

P.S. Ignore most of the italics....apparently there was an error.....
by BucklesMcStrap
Fri Mar 23, 2012 12:21 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

>Become one with the Identity crisis Your Roll: 1 You can't become one with the identity crisis because you know who you are! You have transcended beyond this realm and gained a sudden understanding of all things for but the briefest of moments, knowing exactly who you are! This gives you an unexpe...
by BucklesMcStrap
Tue Mar 20, 2012 12:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

you have to use it in order for me to roll for it I did. Several turns/pages ago. I'm still waiting on to happen. I'll gladly add it in as a free action when I roll tomorrow, but I would like you to please specify the target(s) before I do so that I don't accidentally use it on someone(s) you didn'...
by BucklesMcStrap
Mon Mar 19, 2012 4:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

quick message to all: until someone else decides to officially take over and roll at regular intervals, I shall be doing so every two days at approximately 4 pm mountain time. Until then..... > Name Identity Crisis NPC Amaryllis. Your Roll: 4 You cry out to the NPC that its name is Amaryllis, and i...
by BucklesMcStrap
Thu Mar 15, 2012 11:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

> Analyze the red fog from R3 (does this include the +1 control rocket because I need it to analyze the fog right?) Your Roll: 1 +1 for controlling rocket =2 You go to press the "analyze" button, but as soon as you do you realize there is not "analyze" button. No analysis is tak...
by BucklesMcStrap
Thu Mar 15, 2012 4:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

None objecting, I will roll tomorrow (March 15) around 4 p.m. Mountain Time. I WILL NOT roll for myself. If another wishes to roll, let me know and I'll gladly give up my spot, but only if they agree to roll tomorrow (March 15) and give me a set time frame.
by BucklesMcStrap
Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:56 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

>Uses an evil spell to warp all of the chocolate demons into a single Greater Chocolate Demon
by BucklesMcStrap
Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

>Begins consuming lesser demons to gain demonic bonuses
by BucklesMcStrap
Tue Feb 28, 2012 3:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

I hope Death didn't think I said that I want to "know" him....

>Fuses Death with Chewbaccawacca out of boredom

What can I say...I need someone to play Chinese Checkers with here in the After Life!
by BucklesMcStrap
Mon Feb 27, 2012 3:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

I must say, I'm very consistent at keeping up-to-date with RTD....when I have an internet connection!!!

>Fuses with Death in order to gain awesome bonuses
by BucklesMcStrap
Tue Feb 21, 2012 10:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

I'm willing to take over rolling for this game. I have plenty of free time in the afternoons so I can be consistent with rolling. Just putting it out there.
by BucklesMcStrap
Wed Feb 08, 2012 5:09 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

well then, now that I'm a Sopa Ninja, which is a ninja none-the-less, and I've drank a bottle of rocket sauce....

>fuses with the demon Jabbekage :twisted:
by BucklesMcStrap
Tue Jan 31, 2012 9:40 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

>Drinks a bottle of Rocket Sauce to become a Soopa Ninja
by BucklesMcStrap
Fri Jan 20, 2012 11:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

>Command the anti-chocolate demons to use their demonic powers to burst through the snot-ball wall of undeserved love and attack the Wizerd!!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!!! :twisted:

My plan will succeed eventually....
by BucklesMcStrap
Sat Jan 14, 2012 6:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Hey, picking my nose isn't that bad of a thing! Because now I can do this....

>Flings spirit-snot-bombs full of undeserved love that puncture through the barrier between the spirit world and the real world at the Wizerd.
by BucklesMcStrap
Mon Jan 09, 2012 3:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

>Uses a Boot of Butt Kicking to boot all of the anti-chocolate demons into key chocolate-related places so that they can proceed in their anti-chocolate ways If I am correct, the Wizerd wishes to both destroy all things and turn all things into chocolate. This means that if the anti-chocolate demons...
by BucklesMcStrap
Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Then by the grace of Baal...

>Opens a Hellgate to summon an anti-wizerd/anti-chocolate demon. Preferably one with a bunch of tentacles on his face and cool horns that sound off like trumpets when he roars, but any kind will do!
by BucklesMcStrap
Wed Jan 04, 2012 2:24 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

That's just....freaky....I literally became mortally ill on the day my death was rolled on this forum. I've been laying on death's doorstep for the past week and been wondering whether or not I was going to survive. So, in honor of what was possibly the worst pain I've ever experienced in my life.....
by BucklesMcStrap
Sat Dec 24, 2011 2:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

Fine, if I can't buy a Punisher I'll do one better....

>Summons a Greater Deamonic Spiritus Mechanicus into my body to control as I see fit in exchange for whatever mechanical desire it should have! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:
by BucklesMcStrap
Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)
Replies: 706
Views: 68283

Re: Roll to dodge (Wizerd attack!)

>buys a Wolfwood Adamantium cross from Stampede Inc. with eight M1911 slots, two rocket pods, a machine gun and a rail gun

to those of you that don't know the reference.....shame be you!!!!
by BucklesMcStrap
Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge! (Whatever edition)
Replies: 436
Views: 39768

Re: Roll to dodge! (Whatever edition)

I agree with orangedragonfire in this matter. A new thread would be somewhat refreshing. I must point out though, technically Yog-Sothoth would still exist because of the fact that he exists outside of time, therefore meaning that all things that happen do not affect him, yet still allowing him to e...
by BucklesMcStrap
Mon Dec 05, 2011 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge! (Whatever edition)
Replies: 436
Views: 39768

Re: Roll to dodge! (Whatever edition)

I would just like to point out that all of this wouldn't be affecting me. This is due to the fact that I have summoned Yog-Sothoth and forced him into a state of submission, I am actually using my sheer force of will to suppress his own will and bend him to my desires, thus causing him to become par...
by BucklesMcStrap
Fri Nov 25, 2011 11:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Roll to dodge! (Whatever edition)
Replies: 436
Views: 39768

Re: Roll to dodge! (Whatever edition)

Well, that was somewhat anti-climactic. I was going to use my new slave to stop the shredding....now what can I do with this amazing power?

>Tell Yog-Sothoth to bring me a magical bowl of ice-cream that will give me the power of mind over matter

Mwahahahahahaha.........

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