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by astrekmaster
Mon Jan 13, 2014 6:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8659
Views: 1750505

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I thought for sure they were headed this direction:
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by astrekmaster
Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 643387

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Rover Joseph ate your cake by my sisters and uncles.
by astrekmaster
Tue Nov 19, 2013 1:02 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You know how to speak Yiddish, but not how to read it.

I wish you knew how to read Yiddish.
by astrekmaster
Thu Nov 14, 2013 6:18 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You have the MIDI file, but not the software to play it.

I wish you had a sequencer.
by astrekmaster
Thu Nov 14, 2013 4:07 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262835

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Tomlidich the second wrote:i wish i knew what was in that parliament.

Granted. Like all politics, it's extremely boring and dry to watch.

I wish politics was a bit more interesting to watch.
by astrekmaster
Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You get on stage and play a masterpiece on the Banjo, but later learn that the entire audience was deaf.

I wish the audience could hear Tomlidich's masterpiece.
by astrekmaster
Thu Oct 17, 2013 2:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Questions only
Replies: 965
Views: 114802

Re: Questions only

Statements are questions now?
by astrekmaster
Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 643387

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Percy probably proposes to Peter Spirits.
by astrekmaster
Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:55 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Questions only
Replies: 965
Views: 114802

Re: Questions only

I have a doctor?
by astrekmaster
Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 154484

Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

How dare you! I'm going to replace your razor blades with slightly duller ones!
by astrekmaster
Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:27 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 154484

Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

How dare you! I'm going to replace your razor blades with slightly duller ones!
by astrekmaster
Sat Oct 12, 2013 7:22 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Questions only
Replies: 965
Views: 114802

Re: Questions only

Should I care?
by astrekmaster
Sun Oct 06, 2013 6:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 154484

Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

How dare you swap my shoes!
I'll wear your shoes, and leave them tied when I take them off!
by astrekmaster
Thu Sep 26, 2013 12:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Questions only
Replies: 965
Views: 114802

Re: Questions only

Is this an argument?
by astrekmaster
Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262835

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

jdj42 wrote:I wish you were dead again.

Granted. Normally I'd be mad, but it's kind of hard to be mad in my current predicament.

I wish I were alive.
by astrekmaster
Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262835

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

jdj42 wrote:I wish you were dead again.

Granted. Normally I'd be mad, but it's kind of hard to be mad in my current predicament.

I wish I were alive.
by astrekmaster
Mon Sep 23, 2013 3:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Questions only
Replies: 965
Views: 114802

Re: Questions only

Is that not convenient enough?
by astrekmaster
Sun Sep 08, 2013 7:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Whoops, double post!
by astrekmaster
Sun Sep 08, 2013 6:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The starship builders have more decency, but the crewmen on the ships... don't.

I wish that the crewmen had some sort of decency.
by astrekmaster
Mon Sep 02, 2013 2:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 855580

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: It's stuck in the glue
by astrekmaster
Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 855580

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: You drive a pickup truck, so getting it there is easy.
by astrekmaster
Fri Aug 30, 2013 11:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 855580

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: You may have found another route.
by astrekmaster
Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 855580

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: The sedan has a flat tire.
by astrekmaster
Fri Aug 23, 2013 7:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Album Cover'd!
Replies: 288
Views: 47764

Re: Album Cover'd!

I'm actually surprised at how convincing this looks:
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by astrekmaster
Fri Aug 23, 2013 3:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. However, the people that do like celebrities are annoyed at this, and they protest in front of your house. This tests your sanity until you let the paparazzi back into the world.

I wish people weren't so obsessed with celebrities.
by astrekmaster
Wed Aug 21, 2013 4:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?
Replies: 7582
Views: 713437

Re: Can you produce [X] in less than 15 seconds?

Yes. I got it as a Christmas gift from ThinkGeek. It's kind of broken because someone else tried to force it open.

A stand-alone MP3 player?
by astrekmaster
Tue Aug 20, 2013 10:32 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. They're more convenient, so they're deployed everywhere. Now cars can't grip the road, stop-and-go traffic is far more dangerous, and the world's essentially an ice-skating rink.

I wish I could sled down a frictionless hill.
by astrekmaster
Tue Aug 20, 2013 2:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262835

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

dudiobugtron wrote:I wish to switch a dish of fish.

Granted. You switched your fish dish for licorice.

I wish to switch the licorice for a dish of fish.
by astrekmaster
Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262835

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

I wish for a wish that would be misquoted.

Granted.

I wish for a wish.
by astrekmaster
Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You've unknowingly been hooked into the Matrix, but you don't realize it until you see dead pixels in the sky.

I wish I had a ladder tall enough to unstick them.
by astrekmaster
Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Books you never finished
Replies: 280
Views: 168302

Re: Books you never finished

I'm yet another person that never finished Mostly Harmless. For me, it just wasn't as good as the first three books.
by astrekmaster
Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 855580

Re: Good News, Bad News

Good news: The test tube's cancer cells are benign.
by astrekmaster
Sun Aug 18, 2013 12:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262835

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

I wish that in-laws were outlawed

Granted. The holidays are a lot less annoying, but now people have run out of things to complain about.

I wish in-laws weren't so stressful.
by astrekmaster
Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 855580

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: You need more milk to carry out your plan.
by astrekmaster
Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Good News, Bad News
Replies: 8749
Views: 855580

Re: Good News, Bad News

Bad news: You have too much milk, and not enough people/mice to drink it.
by astrekmaster
Fri Aug 16, 2013 12:28 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Soda is more nutritious, but it tastes awful.

I wish I could wake up in the morning without drinking something caffeinated.
by astrekmaster
Fri Aug 09, 2013 2:09 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. They don't die, they just gradually degrade in performance until they can only hold a minute's worth of charge.

I wish cell phone batteries were free.
by astrekmaster
Thu Aug 08, 2013 10:15 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26022
Views: 2353641

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. But as you know, the more nutritious the food, the worse it tastes. Ice cream tastes awful now.

I wish this new ice cream tasted better.
by astrekmaster
Wed Aug 07, 2013 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262835

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Tomlidich the second wrote:I wish Mike's heels were not so ludicrously expressive.

Granted. Mike can't pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a dancer.

I wish I could live in space.
by astrekmaster
Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262835

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Tomlidich the second wrote:I wish I could play a game with Assassins somewhere in my local area.

Granted. You play tag with them. The assassins tagged you as being "it", and now you're on the run from them.

I wish Assassins were less violent.

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