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by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Jun 04, 2012 10:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1064: "Front Door"
Replies: 80
Views: 21438

Re: 1064: "Front Door"

Ahhh thank you Randall for solving unfounded part in that fear I had. It was a major problem that as the graph showed caused a lot of embarrassment. Now I only have to deal with the wolf bites. :D
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1001: "AAAAAA"
Replies: 92
Views: 23556

Re: 1001: "AAAAAA"

Looks like fun. I wonder how long they could hang on for if they put it at full speed?!
by VelociraptorEvader
Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:45 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0954: "Chin-Up Bar"
Replies: 285
Views: 65361

Re: 0954: "Chin-Up Bar"

jpers36 wrote:
VelociraptorEvader wrote:70 Meters or 70 Metres? I cringe every time I see Meters being used for distance instead of counting units.


Here in the US, we don't have a word "Metre".

(no offense intended)

No offense taken, but the rest of the world has come to expect USA to be different.
by VelociraptorEvader
Fri Sep 23, 2011 5:54 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0954: "Chin-Up Bar"
Replies: 285
Views: 65361

Re: 0954: "Chin-Up Bar"

70 Meters or 70 Metres? I cringe every time I see Meters being used for distance instead of counting units.
by VelociraptorEvader
Fri Apr 22, 2011 4:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0889: "Turtles"
Replies: 207
Views: 61115

Re: 0889: Turtles

WizenedEE wrote:He hasn't figured out that he's a tortoise. Turtles don't live to be 50 years old.

Haha. Mistaken identity on the turtle's behalf?
by VelociraptorEvader
Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0888: "Heaven"
Replies: 131
Views: 35367

Re: 0888: Heaven

You know, once - just once - I got one of those... But I rotated it the wrong way. Then the game speed accelerated out of control before I could clear the additional lines I'd just added, and I lost. I thought someone would've posted something along these lines earlier...... First thing I thought w...
by VelociraptorEvader
Fri Apr 15, 2011 9:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0886: "Craigslist Apartments"
Replies: 137
Views: 49493

Re: 0886: "Craigslist Apartments"

"2BR (one inside the other)" sounds like it would be quiet, but how am I going to get my couch up the Klein stairs? For that matter, how would you make use of the fourth spatial dimension suddenly available to you? It is simply more room for activities! In directions and areas you have ne...
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Apr 11, 2011 7:13 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0884: "Rogers St."
Replies: 241
Views: 72080

Re: 0884: "Rogers St."

Is Randall aware of the British slang "To Roger", as in "gave her a right rogering"? I wouldn't be so sure about Rogers St... Britishism or not, it's difficult to maintain any sort of arousal when all you can picture is this . Do not taunt Rule 34. This made me spit my drink ove...
by VelociraptorEvader
Sun Jan 30, 2011 1:30 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0853: "Consecutive Vowels"
Replies: 159
Views: 44219

Re: 0852: "Consecutive Vowels"

This should be #853 not #852! I know that this is just repeating earlier posts. However I think it is important.
by VelociraptorEvader
Fri Jan 21, 2011 6:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0850: "World According To Americans"
Replies: 712
Views: 176267

Re: 0850: "World According To Americans"

Poor Hawaii and the other small islands that miss out.
by VelociraptorEvader
Fri Aug 06, 2010 5:16 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0776: "Still No Sleep"
Replies: 141
Views: 25895

Re: "Still No Sleep" discussion (#776)

More importantly, what doesn't a SQUIRREL know about mental health?
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:11 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0702: "Snow Tracking"
Replies: 135
Views: 39272

Re: “Snow Tracking” discussion

now that's quite punny.


Groan...
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0666: "Silent Hammer"
Replies: 113
Views: 26659

Re: "Silent Hammer" Discussion

Has anyone actually tried to make a silent hammer? How would it work? http://www.shirehydraulics.com.au/SILENT%20HAMMER.html "Maintaining noise levels below 70 db" Wow. That's so quiet you wouldn't even get hearing damage from using it continuously! yes a super quiet breaker. but maybe a ...
by VelociraptorEvader
Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0643: "Ohm"
Replies: 76
Views: 22528

Re: "Ohm" Discussion

electricity comic win.
by VelociraptorEvader
Sun Sep 06, 2009 4:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0632: "Suspicion"
Replies: 112
Views: 38045

Re: "Suspicion" Discussion

keithc wrote:
Piecewise wrote:I would love to see a Dr. Phil show dedicated to this genre of relationship disfunction.

I don't want to see a Dr. Phil show on anything

awesome call...
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Jun 08, 2009 4:05 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0594: "Period"
Replies: 133
Views: 86728

Re: "Period" Discussion

hmmm... well is this just math? or is romance and sarcasm involved?
by VelociraptorEvader
Tue Apr 28, 2009 11:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0574: "Swine Flu"
Replies: 166
Views: 40400

Re: Swine Flu

I can't believe you are making fun of such a serious topic Randall, don't you know you have to wait 23 years for something serious to be funny? Not cool, not funny, not a good comic! Like AIDS.... Yes lets give all the children AIDS, like Jared from Subway.... yeh i saw that South Park episode too.
by VelociraptorEvader
Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0572: "Together"
Replies: 102
Views: 17632

Re: "Together" discussion

What evil bastard puts something like 'happiness' and a scavenger hunt list? The other items appeared rather simple to obtain by comparison. Has anyone notice on the bottom of every comic in minute font size this is written ---> "We did not invent the algorithm. The algorithm consistently finds...
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Apr 13, 2009 3:57 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0567: "Urgent Mission"
Replies: 129
Views: 33757

Re: "Urgent Mission" Discussion

BlueNight wrote:
Those silly Metric-using people have the advantage that A0 is double the area of A1, but identical in proportion.


you mean the silly metric using people? thats only a very large majority of the world officially last time i checked. http://xkcd.com/526/ is a funny one on this subject.
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Apr 06, 2009 7:44 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0565: "Security Question"
Replies: 96
Views: 22162

Re: "Security Question" Discussion

You know what, fuck it, the bodies were mixed in with the cement in the community pool. I didn't think anyone would notice that the pool was a foot shallower than it was before. You mean you had time to drain the pool, mix concrete and bodies, pour, smooth, dry and refill the pool without the opera...
by VelociraptorEvader
Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:54 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0564: "Crossbows"
Replies: 171
Views: 68929

Re: "Crossbows" Discussion

oh fuck it.....I didn't do the math but I'll get a cross-bow if everyone else in the lab has one..
by VelociraptorEvader
Fri Mar 13, 2009 7:14 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0555: "Two Mirrors"
Replies: 134
Views: 41181

Re: "Two Mirrors"

ohnoesmilk wrote:Haha. Bloody Mary is the reason I still can't go into the bathroom at night without the light on. :[



not wanting to run into things and seeing what i am doing is why i can't go into the bathroom at night without the light on
by VelociraptorEvader
Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:53 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0554: "Not Enough Work"
Replies: 129
Views: 26288

Re: "Not Enough Work" Discussion

I had a friend die in a keyboard related accident while their code was compiling...


Not cool Randall, Not funny, Not a good comic.
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0553: "Pirate Bay"
Replies: 102
Views: 25550

Re: "Pirate Bay" Discussion

thats great.. so how many of us will become fluent in Hungarian now?
by VelociraptorEvader
Tue Feb 03, 2009 7:12 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0538: "Security"
Replies: 145
Views: 37664

Re: "Security" discussion

But fingerprint scanners are ineffective as password protectors. If you really wanted to get in, just cut off the persons finger. No to mention the mythbusters proved that a simple copy of a print on paper can get passed some fingerprint scanners. Now retna scanners are a little more difficult to f...
by VelociraptorEvader
Wed Jan 21, 2009 6:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0533: "Laptop Hell"
Replies: 95
Views: 25907

Re: "Laptop Hell" Discussion

That alt text was my favourite for a long time. I'm pretty sure my MacBook would be a good paper weight after a trip down some concrete stairs.
by VelociraptorEvader
Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:24 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0525: "I Know You're Listening"
Replies: 201
Views: 31440

Re: "I Know You're Listening" Discussion

hahaha... 'I know you're listening.... Randall'
by VelociraptorEvader
Fri Oct 24, 2008 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0493: "Actuarial"
Replies: 95
Views: 22267

Re: "Actuarial" Discussion

GMontag wrote:Is it 2038 because that is when R2-D2 and C-3P0 will crash due to running on 32-bit UNIX time?


wow didn't know they were on UNIX.
by VelociraptorEvader
Fri Oct 17, 2008 1:20 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0490: "Morning Routine"
Replies: 103
Views: 18974

Re: "Morning Routine" Discussion

4. ..........
5. Profit BABY!
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Oct 13, 2008 8:40 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0488: "Steal This Comic"
Replies: 347
Views: 54556

Re: Steal This Comic

Phasma Felis wrote: Let this be a lesson to you all: reading Slashdot comments is bad for you.

and staring at the sun can hurt your eyes.
by VelociraptorEvader
Wed Oct 08, 2008 6:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0486: "I am Not a Ninja"
Replies: 81
Views: 20474

Re: "I am Not a Ninja" Discussion

the alt text makes it for me in this one, i like how she shakes her head at him rattling the window.
by VelociraptorEvader
Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0483: "Fiction Rule of Thumb"
Replies: 305
Views: 65243

Re: "Fiction Rule of Thumb" Discussion

So how bad would the book be that every word in it is made up? Does the graph look like it plateaus out?
by VelociraptorEvader
Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0401: "Large Hadron Collider"
Replies: 215
Views: 65506

Re: "Large Hadron Collider" Discussion

SolkaTruesilver wrote:Do you realise that many scientists have received death treaths over this collider? Makes you wonder at humanity's retards ratio.


the ratio is very high with my localized sample group. :shock:

kash98- Your spelling and grammar is exquisite. Thank you.
by VelociraptorEvader
Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:02 am UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Stupid Math Teachers?
Replies: 135
Views: 33784

Re: Stupid Math Teachers?

The following is a law, there are no possible exeptions other than those listed, if you think you have found an exeption, you are wrong: Maths teachers who teach you for a period that seems improbbable (maths teacher dose 3 years of students, you get IT 3 in a row) WILL BE ANOYING AND DUMB! in star...
by VelociraptorEvader
Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:56 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0475: "Further Boomerang Difficulties"
Replies: 128
Views: 42417

Re: "Further Boomerang Difficulties" Discussion

vodka.cobra wrote:Alt-text: An eternity later, the universe having turned out to have positive curvature and lots of mass, the boomerang hits him in the back of the head.

finally the alt-text appears.. an eternity later seems like quite the wait.
by VelociraptorEvader
Wed Sep 03, 2008 9:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0284: "Tape Measure"
Replies: 96
Views: 35690

Re: "Tape Measure" Discussion

Stanley FAX MAX Extreme.. this thing extends a full 4 metres at least, i hit almost 5
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Sep 01, 2008 6:41 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0470: "The End Is Not For A While"
Replies: 140
Views: 28445

Re: "The End is Not for a While"

this is quite a cool idea. I like the thought of showing up at a political/workers/PETA/Gummi Bear/something else protest with a sign 'Actually i'm pretty happy with how things are, anyone busy afterwards?' it certainly made me smile
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Aug 25, 2008 7:52 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0467: "X Girls Y Cups"
Replies: 217
Views: 63318

Re: X Girls Y Cups Discussion

Also, I'd love to see the look on the face of an FBI/CIA/NSA/KFC/etc agent looking through Randall's search history. Does the KFC agent have dipping sauce by his side when looking at Randall's search history? Just in case anyone was wondering ... I did a search for "2 lumberjacks 1 stein."...
by VelociraptorEvader
Wed Aug 13, 2008 10:19 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0462: "Freemanic Paracusia"
Replies: 122
Views: 31449

Re: "Freemanic Paracusia" Discussion

Megatriorchis wrote:I think in Patrick Stewart's voice when I read.

well that would sound awesome.. not sure which would be a better life narrator in the long run... Freeman or Stewart. hmmm (ponders)
by VelociraptorEvader
Mon Jul 28, 2008 12:30 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0455: "Hats"
Replies: 163
Views: 43650

Re: "Hats" discussion

What I want to know is: If wearing a hat makes you human, what does wearing two hats make you? More human? Transhuman? Or does stacking them reverse the hat-field effect and turn you into a raptor? i don't know. But what i do know is that it is quite the frightening thought......(rushes around hous...

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