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by bug sniper
Tue Apr 09, 2019 3:37 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish for flight, superhuman strength, and whatever phillip1882 forgot to wish for.
by bug sniper
Fri Apr 05, 2019 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get tossed into a trash can.

I insert the trash can with flicky inside it.
by bug sniper
Sat Mar 30, 2019 6:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You get an angry elephant charging towards you and a rifle of sufficient caliber, but with one bullet. Aim well and make it count. I wish I wish for a cure for cancer. Granted, but it's your own blood. You can look forward to a needle every time you want to save someone 's life. Let's make ...
by bug sniper
Fri Mar 29, 2019 2:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

I wish the headphone jack on my laptop worked. Jose Granted. It works as a pencil sharpener. C i wish every one gets what they truly desire, based on their goodness. Granted. If you have a lot of goods and material possessions, you're rewarded with what you desire. But if you're poor, you get nothi...
by bug sniper
Mon Mar 25, 2019 4:05 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get +2/+2 and regeneration for 1 forest mana.

I insert a plains thing.
by bug sniper
Sun Mar 24, 2019 9:36 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2303
Views: 293675

Re: Escape from Raptors

I show them their own Wikipedia article, and they realize that they have been living a lie. The article makes them confused as to why they still have the presence they have. This confusion makes them angry. Angry raptors chomp harder on your bones and flesh. I surround my house with a fields of gra...
by bug sniper
Wed Mar 20, 2019 1:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get an Arabian pauper who rubs your house until you get out to yell at him, and then demands you give him 3 wishes.

I don't insert, not even nothing.
by bug sniper
Sun Mar 17, 2019 2:05 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get a rug pulled out from under you.

I insert the rug that flicky was standing on.
by bug sniper
Tue Feb 26, 2019 8:11 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but the universe is engulfed in a metalogical twilight zone in which the words "no more", "except", and "counter act" actually mean "a lot more", "especially", and "bolster". More corruptions happen, and the outcomes only cause eve...
by bug sniper
Wed Feb 13, 2019 3:52 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The surgeon successfully removes a lung.

I still wish for more dessert and less desert.
by bug sniper
Wed Feb 06, 2019 5:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted and he's now looking for the culprit. He declared a state of emergency so that policemen can search homes and detain people who own batman costumes.

I wish for more dessert and less desert.
by bug sniper
Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. The product launch happened without your contribution but now you have to do some janitorial duty.

I wish for a bottle of smart water.
by bug sniper
Mon Jan 28, 2019 8:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1141058

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for tearing holes in the fabric of reality with your imagination.
by bug sniper
Mon Jan 28, 2019 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Poor people are rounded up and brought to church to listen to sermons that won't actually help themselves.

I wish for a steak made from labgrown meat.
by bug sniper
Sun Jan 20, 2019 3:40 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Your mouse is now 5 inches long and it covers up part of your screen while you're watching videos or playing games or just surfing the internet. You can't shrink it or make it disappear.

I wish for an artichoke.
by bug sniper
Wed Dec 26, 2018 12:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but they are vitamin supplements so you'll get sick if you eat them.

I wish I could scry.
by bug sniper
Wed Dec 19, 2018 6:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get the function of mankind evaluated on the set of celestial objects that comprise the observable universe.

I insert bottomsoil, the dirt that goes under the topsoil.
by bug sniper
Tue Dec 18, 2018 5:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Q: Why can't you get a lawyer delivered in the mail? A: Because shipments only contain goods, never evils.

I wish for a flying car, fully assembled and ready for me to use.
by bug sniper
Mon Dec 17, 2018 1:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. During Christmas, everyone will be on a giant merry-go-round revolving around there planet. By the end, everyone will be tired and dizzy.

I wish for a jimmy. I'm not exactly sure what a jimmy is.
by bug sniper
Fri Nov 30, 2018 4:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You're on a frictionless floor washing bombs that are usable as dishes. You also have a time-bomb that will only deactivate if you finish in 15 minutes.

I wish for the next poster's wish.
by bug sniper
Sat Nov 17, 2018 4:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262714

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

bug sniper wrote:I wish pliers of wire weren't pulled out of the franchise.


Granted. You can still buy pliers at Home Depot.

I wish for the next poster's post.
by bug sniper
Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get splashed by high-pressure water.

I insert thunk.
by bug sniper
Mon Nov 05, 2018 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get eaten. I insert the animorph that ate philip1882.
by bug sniper
Mon Nov 05, 2018 5:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get inserted. I insert philip1882.
by bug sniper
Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but what looks like chunks of ice are actually transparent quartz crystals. You choke on them while drinking it, thinking that it's just a partially frozen soda bottle.

I wish for an ermine. I have no clue what an ermine is, having only seen them in an anime.
by bug sniper
Wed Oct 17, 2018 3:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but grass now turns brown after 2 months and you're constantly busy planting new grass. Also, there's the smell of fertilizer everywhere you walk.

I wish the though police wouldn't detect my rebellious thoughts.
by bug sniper
Mon Oct 15, 2018 4:12 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get your problem solved, but only after taking a long time traversing the memory buffer back and forth.

I insert another flicky.
by bug sniper
Fri Oct 05, 2018 8:34 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. In fact, the comments write part of the code, similar to how whitespace writes Python's control flow. However, you keep forgetting what to write to describe a map from frozen sets to maps from type objects to arrays of that type. Your code won't compile until your comment contains the corre...
by bug sniper
Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but the GOP decides to punish your for your "liberal" thoughts and heartbeat. They deport your friends, withdraw funding for the local schools and libraries, build dirty factories in your city, and make your tax cuts temporary.

I wish for a lazy Susan on the table.
by bug sniper
Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Do not look at this chicken
Replies: 69
Views: 9787

Re: Do not look at this chicken

I can't see any chickens. At least I haven't lost yet.
by bug sniper
Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. You get one in a box.

I wish for a key lime pie.
by bug sniper
Thu Sep 20, 2018 9:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but only the languages of dictatorships that firewall their internet.

I wish the crickets wouldn't make so much noise. It's hard to sleep at night.
by bug sniper
Tue Sep 11, 2018 2:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted but it's disassembled and it will take you 100 years to assemble it on your own.

I wish I could time travel 100 years into the future.
by bug sniper
Mon Sep 10, 2018 1:03 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get an xkcd explained printout.

I insert all the flickies.
by bug sniper
Wed Sep 05, 2018 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted. Someone loves you and you love someone else.

I wish there were e-sports in the olympics.
by bug sniper
Sun Aug 26, 2018 6:36 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get Dr. Eggman's praise for helping him capture that twerp and bringing him much closer to world domination.

I insert a factorio factory.
by bug sniper
Tue Aug 14, 2018 7:26 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26019
Views: 2351112

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

Granted, but your runway is on a carrier that is my next adversary after I jetski towards this battleship and carve a hole into its steel hull with my monofilement blade I now know to choose and wield.

I wish to see eran surrender now that he's got nowhere to land.
by bug sniper
Sun Aug 12, 2018 2:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

You get a printout with the message "Error - vending machine is not a labor machine"

I insert a video camera that broadcasts its image to my tv. To be clear, I won't collect whatever falls out of the vending machine, and I'll be sitting on my couch watching it.
by bug sniper
Tue Jul 24, 2018 5:47 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262714

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Yablo wrote:I wish my house would mow itself.


Granted. You still have a house - with some assembly required.

I wish people of color weren't disenfranchised.
by bug sniper
Wed Jul 11, 2018 3:33 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Vending machine!
Replies: 11236
Views: 965497

Re: Vending machine!

The vending machine jams.

I insert some grease to unjam it.

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