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by falcon434
Mon Nov 10, 2008 11:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280389

Re: Attack and Defend

it turns out your in the matrix. nothing is real and i control all.



i explode NP with an anomaly.
by falcon434
Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280389

Re: Attack and Defend

1)If it is you live there 2)Yes everyone 3)No,but you are 4)I don't need a mouth to own you more with every post 1)True, but it doesn't. 2)No, counterexample: heavy metal fans 3)Evidence? Or are we just making accusations now? 4)But how will you type... ...without fingers? 1)Prove it 2)They don't c...
by falcon434
Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:35 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2474070

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but it's so huge you can't move around, and die a freak of nature.



i wish i could find my friend Catherine who seems to be disguised rather well.
by falcon434
Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280389

Re: Attack and Defend

ah, but i am one part ninja, so i deflect any arrows you shoot.


i fire a hwatcha (ancient weapon of mass destruction) at NP
by falcon434
Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2474070

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, all men no longer have crotches.


i wish i had an edible castle.
by falcon434
Sun Nov 02, 2008 4:08 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280389

Re: Attack and Defend

but i'm gordon freeman, so i disarm the nukes 5 seconds before liftoff.


i beat NP with my crowbar.
by falcon434
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280389

Re: Attack and Defend

i'm covered in soap and slip slide away.


i coat NP with sticky sticky honey and throw them at some bears
by falcon434
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Cheddar Gorge?
Replies: 1294
Views: 149640

Re: Cheddar Gorge?

hen, emphatically, gestures towards the huge incident that is terrifically random, normal service wash which is included within the price of the nextday pick-up (working outside in addition to optional clothing pants, waistcoats and extremely strange and curious marmots) however finding that an awes...
by falcon434
Sun Oct 26, 2008 9:50 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280389

Re: Attack and Defend

one word: transparency. i go straight through.


I blow Np's mind.
by falcon434
Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:10 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280389

Re: Attack and Defend

i eat them. yum....


i throw a rabid mole-weasel at NP.
by falcon434
Thu Sep 18, 2008 8:27 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2474070

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but its tough love. you are killed with cheese graters.


i wish i had a hay'penny.
by falcon434
Wed Sep 10, 2008 8:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The LHC will...
Replies: 77
Views: 5406

Re: The LHC will...

the lhc will OBVIOUSLY live up to its name and produce several: large hairy cookies. they will multiply, take over the world, then be eaten by rabid ferrets.
by falcon434
Tue Aug 26, 2008 1:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 284804

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

screw that, Madagascar sucks! go to Hawaii.


to be, or not to be?
by falcon434
Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 216048

Re: You Laugh, You lose

Spoiler:
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snake > you.
by falcon434
Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:19 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: the improve a holiday game!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1503

Re: the improve a holiday game!!!

well then... how did it turn from that to dressing up your 5 year old in a cow suit? its too friendly! KILL IT!


also, christmas: have the bad kids get human flesh for christmas from skeleton claus.
by falcon434
Mon Aug 18, 2008 9:31 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: the improve a holiday game!!!
Replies: 7
Views: 1503

the improve a holiday game!!!

the aim of this game is simple: post an improvement to a holiday that you like or hate!


i'll start.

halloween: remove all the kid friendly crap, and bring it back to the terrifying!
by falcon434
Thu Aug 14, 2008 7:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 216048

Re: You Laugh, You lose

Image

so it was a rat!!!
by falcon434
Wed Aug 13, 2008 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 284804

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

because it can.

who would win in a fight, the boom boom, or the lettuce?
by falcon434
Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:30 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Haiku game!
Replies: 288
Views: 20373

Re: The Haiku game!

i need some help guys,
making a house for my cats,
out of cardboard boxes.
by falcon434
Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Haiku game!
Replies: 288
Views: 20373

Re: The Haiku game!

three cheers for mat! yay!
thank you for keeping this up,
you get a cookie.
by falcon434
Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 284804

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

when Halloween got all cute and "child friendly". ><

what happened to the good Halloweens where scaring small children was a rite of passage, and frightening costumes ran rampant everywhere?
by falcon434
Sat Aug 02, 2008 1:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280389

Re: Attack and Defend

i pull out metallica, and as everyone knows, horns don't work on them.

i let loose a killer guitar screech in NP's ear.
by falcon434
Thu Jul 31, 2008 4:49 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 216048

Re: You Laugh, You lose

by falcon434
Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff
Replies: 106
Views: 8493

Re: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff

"yeah i suppose your right." he said as he jumped up onto a nearby boulder. "for all we know, everyone here could be an illusion, even you charlie."
by falcon434
Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 216048

Re: You Laugh, You lose

Spoiler:
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is flash allowed?
by falcon434
Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:26 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Simple Question = Silly Answer
Replies: 4335
Views: 284804

Re: Simple Question = Silly Answer

if that was true, wouldn't we have one already?



how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
by falcon434
Wed Jul 30, 2008 12:53 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2474070

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, but it missed.


i wish i had a sabre that was pitch black except for the hilt, and could destroy any enemy i came across.
by falcon434
Tue Jul 29, 2008 8:28 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2314
Views: 306948

Re: Escape from Raptors

the raptors have a time machine too, so they grab some heavy coats, travel back to where you are and eat you.



i use my 1337 power to turn into ryu from street fighter and own all the raptors in a high action fighting sequence.
by falcon434
Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff
Replies: 106
Views: 8493

Re: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff

the capt. overheard the conversation going on, and walked over to where they were standing. "they didn't leave. they were slaughtered. the city is my hometown, over 5 billion years in the future. i'm still trying to find the source, but with all these illusions going on, i'm not sure what to ex...
by falcon434
Sun Jul 27, 2008 2:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You Laugh, You lose
Replies: 1095
Views: 216048

Re: You Laugh, You lose

is flash allowed? because i have a really funny one.
by falcon434
Sat Jul 26, 2008 10:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280389

Re: Attack and Defend

i use the force to quickly disarm you, then destroy the saber.

i unleash a swarm of cute cuddly ferret bombs. ^^
by falcon434
Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:44 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff
Replies: 106
Views: 8493

Re: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff

((oh, whoops, lol.))
by falcon434
Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Attack and Defend
Replies: 2904
Views: 280389

Re: Attack and Defend

the nuclear bomb gives me superpowers, enabling me to beat the snot out of NP.
by falcon434
Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish
Replies: 26079
Views: 2474070

Re: Corrupt-a-wish

granted, you are now so tired, you sleep for months, then when you wake up, its too late, you've failed school, your job, and your life. congrats.

i wish my right hand could control my tv, like a remote of sorts.
by falcon434
Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2314
Views: 306948

Re: Escape from Raptors

the raptors wear some heat proof suits and quickly devour you.


i hide in a corner with Bruce Schneier in front of me. NOBODY TOPS CHUCK. EVER.
by falcon434
Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:29 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff
Replies: 106
Views: 8493

Re: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff

the capt was suddenly pulled to the side by charlie, then in one swift maneuver, charlie ripped off his nose, then shouted something about willpower at him before falling to the ground. the capt. took a step back, examined his face for a second, then noticed the now missing nose. he had a small pani...
by falcon434
Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff
Replies: 106
Views: 8493

Re: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff

the capt. kept pressing on, ignoring the comments made by charlie. now that the pain had subsided, he felt quite good. he arrived at the crater within minutes, finding a crashed ship, a man riding a black horse in full black armor, and a man who obviously had a rough landing. "hey you two, new ...
by falcon434
Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff
Replies: 106
Views: 8493

Re: yet another Anytown U.S.A. Spinoff

the capt. groaned as he woke up, he felt horrible, like someone ran a spike through his brain. he mumbled a little to himself just to see it everything was working right, then got up and went over to charlie. "hey charlie, what's that down there? for that matter, why am i in a building? i could...
by falcon434
Tue Jul 22, 2008 12:35 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Haiku game!
Replies: 288
Views: 20373

Re: The Haiku game!

i never knew this,
a simple game would grow to,
be this powerful.
by falcon434
Mon Jul 21, 2008 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: random forest rpg
Replies: 19
Views: 1850

Re: random forest rpg

silver took a step back as the odd man fell from the hills. "i'm silver the hedgehog. so you are the prophet... alright, then whos that other person?" he said as he pointed to the other person.

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