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by Cornelius
Sat Jul 05, 2008 7:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Area of a webcomic
Replies: 5
Views: 1220

Re: Area of a webcomic

I want it now.

THANKS.
by Cornelius
Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: My future career...
Replies: 6
Views: 1259

Re: My future career...

Or you could do all the above steps, but then instead of the Cash Cab part, just begin a life of crime. With your suberb parkour skills and physical condition, I'm thinking you could pickpocket 3 wallets a minute and never get caught. Just change clothing/disguises and frequently move to different ...
by Cornelius
Fri Jul 04, 2008 3:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Questions/Comments for Famous People
Replies: 24
Views: 2146

Re: Questions/Comments

Julius Ceasar: WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST KILL THE FUCKING SENATE FIRST?
by Cornelius
Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194032

Re: Ban the person above you

Banned for having a fuckin' sweet avatar.
by Cornelius
Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:43 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere, Space [rp]
Replies: 169
Views: 13917

Re: Anywhere, Space [rp]

Maphi ran up, panting. "Yeah, that's Rigorin's. Which means he went inside. With the zombies. I guess we'll have to go in after him."
by Cornelius
Mon Jun 30, 2008 2:52 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194032

Re: Ban the person above you

I ban you for copying an avatar from the comic.
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 29, 2008 6:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9212256

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I can name a few.

Stumbling upon someone you know's facebook page.

Who the fuck stumbles those?
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:51 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9212256

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

Irrefutable wrote:On an unrelated tangent i just watched the entire Randall google speach.

Theres a frood who realy knows where his towel is


Got a link?
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 29, 2008 5:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Program used in making the comic?
Replies: 16
Views: 1862

Re: Program used in making the comic?

no. hair is part of a person, and hats are accessories.
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:58 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt-a-wish, upside down edition
Replies: 352
Views: 37551

Re: Corrupt-a-wish, upside down edition

I wish I had a way to instantly transport matter to different locations.


Granted, but your brain collapses and forms a black hole under the stress.
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 29, 2008 2:55 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Program used in making the comic?
Replies: 16
Views: 1862

Re: Program used in making the comic?

They're spit into existence every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, directly culled from the entire internet.

Randall Munroe is a myth.
by Cornelius
Sat Jun 28, 2008 10:32 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: "xkcd Loves the Discovery Channel" Video
Replies: 78
Views: 20304

Re: Original xkcd/Discovery Channel song

You forgot to put in "I put on my robe and wizard hat" and "barack me obamadeus"

other than that, bitchin'.

added to my music collection, actually.
by Cornelius
Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The theme for my next MySpace profile is...
Replies: 2
Views: 902

Re: The theme for my next MySpace profile is...

A picture of yourself committing an hero.

Seriously, only emos use myspace.
by Cornelius
Thu Jun 26, 2008 4:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9212256

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

You know what sucks?

when you type

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sudo rm -rf ~/


instead of

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sudo rm -rf ~/Downloads/Source


I lost all my stuffs.
by Cornelius
Thu Jun 26, 2008 2:46 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9212256

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I finally built an application from source today.

I feel accomplished.
by Cornelius
Wed Jun 25, 2008 12:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: 100 things to do before you die
Replies: 80
Views: 8595

Re: 100 things to do before you die

Yell "It's a TROJAN HORSE!" during sex.
by Cornelius
Tue Jun 24, 2008 11:58 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9212256

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I just made this while listening to speed metal.

Unintentionally.
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:35 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We cure depression
Replies: 33
Views: 4005

Re: ITT: We cure depression

I'm going to have to agree.
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 22, 2008 6:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9212256

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I took a nap today.

EDIT: Apparently one line posts make my sig take up more than half my post.

whoo!
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 22, 2008 2:26 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Urban Terror
Replies: 3
Views: 1746

Re: Urban Terror

I play usually as HIS_OWN_MOTHER on old guy's deathmatch.

I change my name often though, to make fun of people named things like A.Wild.Mudkip. I usually change it back though.
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:55 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9212256

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I have a mini "spy" remote set to a tv in my basement.

I take it with me everywhere, and I never get a chance to use it, so it always works on my basement tv.
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Show the world your desktop! [Mommy, what's 56K?]
Replies: 2356
Views: 437815

Re: Show the world your desktop! [Killing 56K since January]

LE4dGOLEM wrote:NOTQUITESOHEUGDESKTOPs.jpg

Looks like someone goes to 4chan.
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 22, 2008 1:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm so nerdy that I ...
Replies: 1377
Views: 203467

Re: I'm so nerdy that I ...

Sir_Elderberry wrote:I decided to make another post with a more humorous bent.

I'm so nerdy, I shit algorithms.


You sir, just won an internet.
Image
by Cornelius
Sat Jun 21, 2008 3:21 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1743399

Re: Today You Learned

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sudo chown root /usr/bin/script.sh
sudo chmod a+s /usr/bin/script.sh


this ^

Wait, isn't it insecure to make shell scripts execute as root?
by Cornelius
Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Show the world your desktop! [Mommy, what's 56K?]
Replies: 2356
Views: 437815

Re: Show the world your desktop! [Killing 56K since January]

+10pts for using fedora.

Have you tried Urban Terror? You can download it through yum.

Look for ICAN'TSHOOTFORSHIT
by Cornelius
Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:24 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Show the world your desktop! [Mommy, what's 56K?]
Replies: 2356
Views: 437815

Re: Show the world your desktop! [Killing 56K since January]

Image

Click for a larger version.
by Cornelius
Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:57 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere, Space [rp]
Replies: 169
Views: 13917

Re: Anywhere, Space [rp]

"Er... Actually, yes. Also, did you perhaps notice that it's made of metal? That tends not to burn too well." Maphi strapped on his katars, leaving his shield on his Scimitar. He pushed a small button on each of the katars, after which their blades started to hum and glimmer blue. "Yo...
by Cornelius
Fri Jun 20, 2008 5:47 pm UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Compiling wxWidgets on Fedora 9
Replies: 0
Views: 1204

Compiling wxWidgets on Fedora 9

I'm trying to compile Truecrypt, but a dependency is wxWidgets, which is refusing to compile. so I'm getting this error when I'm compiling it: [Chuckles@localhost truecrypt-5.1a-source]$ make WX_ROOT=/home/Chuckles/Download/wxGTK-2.8.7 wxbuild Configuring wxWidgets library... configure: error: Can't...
by Cornelius
Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:14 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Funny (haha, not quirky) Viruses
Replies: 40
Views: 4449

Re: Funny (haha, not quirky) Viruses

It might just be an internet explorer virus.

Try installing Firefox.
by Cornelius
Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:10 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I'm so nerdy that I ...
Replies: 1377
Views: 203467

Re: I'm so nerdy that I ...

I think I may </thread> I wrote about Linus Torvalds on today's US history regents exam. It was a thematic essay about 2 people who changed American society. The other one I used was Henry Ford, and I themed the essay around American Freedoms and how they expanded them. It was, in fact, a bitchin' e...
by Cornelius
Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:11 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Urban Terror
Replies: 3
Views: 1746

Re: Urban Terror

THREAD RES!

Yeah, I just started playing it.

It's one of the only good, free FPS games for Linux.
by Cornelius
Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:07 pm UTC
Forum: Comics/Graphic Novels
Topic: comic smackdown
Replies: 5
Views: 3712

Re: comic smackdown

didn't XKCD have a comic making fun of megatokyo?

ah, here it is- XKCD 142
by Cornelius
Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Today I am made of Smug ((The Smug Stories Thread))
Replies: 311
Views: 32708

Re: Today I am made of Smug ((The Smug Stories Thread))

I woke up this morning at 9:45AM, and haven't done any real work yet. It's 6:55PM.
by Cornelius
Wed Jun 18, 2008 11:00 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Ban the person above you
Replies: 20286
Views: 1194032

Re: Ban the person above you

I ban you for continuing this game I thought would die in minutes for 21 pages.

I, in addition, ban you for my Firefox dictionary being set to British English, instead of American English.
by Cornelius
Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:56 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Anywhere, Space [rp]
Replies: 169
Views: 13917

Re: Anywhere, Space [rp]

"Well, Lugger, I would have to say.... I have no idea. The job description didn't mention zombies. they always seem to gloss over the gooshy bits." Maphi strolled over to a small hole in the wall and jabbed a button. A mild breeze swept by the party as a hidden door opened, bringing with i...
by Cornelius
Wed Jun 18, 2008 10:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9212256

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

I hate the line spacing in signatures.

It means I can't have my image split horizontally, it has to be split vertically.

Click it, though. "TRY" takes you to ubuntu.com, "LINUX" takes you to fedoraproject.org
by Cornelius
Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1743399

Re: Today You Learned

It's much easier to type

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sudo mkdir /usr/share/fonts/dump
sudo chown Chuckles /usr/share/fonts/dump

than to figure out how to make a shell script run as root when executed by someone who isn't root.
by Cornelius
Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:56 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9212256

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

It's much easier to type sudo mkdir /usr/share/fonts/dump sudo chown Chuckles /usr/share/fonts/dump than to figure out how to make a shell script run as root when executed by someone who isn't root. EDIT: I was trying to make it easier to add fonts. I succeeded by making a sub-directory of the fonts...
by Cornelius
Sun Jun 15, 2008 1:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The World's Greatest Hammer
Replies: 59
Views: 7169

Re: The World's Greatest Hammer

I would have to say water jet, like wst said, or perhaps a pneumatic grinder with a diamond-edged cutting wheel, instead of a dremel.
by Cornelius
Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:47 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Hifaleetin' thoughts
Replies: 90216
Views: 9212256

Re: Fleeting/Random Thoughts

RT: Yeah, so my girlfriend just broke up with me. And I'm not mad for some reason.

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