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cellocgw wrote:// runs to buy hectares of farmland, to be re-sold as "about to be waterfront" homes.

Any plan endorsed by Lex Luthor is a plan I can get behind.

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addams wrote:
dubsola wrote:Fuck the egg. They should have done it with the big cow.
Nah...
The egg has eleggant simplicity.

FTFY

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There's also merch now.

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Which would have better helped him aim for the head?

Also - where does the sonic screwdriver fit on this? Someone has to ask this. (Okay, maybe not, but it's being asked anyway.)

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Apparently Just-Eat/UberEats/Deliveroo is contracted to provide passage across the English Channel . (Which one is it with the flying-mopeds ad on telly, ATM?) *facepalm* From article: On Wednesday, Transport Secretary Chris Grayling said the government had "looked very carefully" at the ...

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My assumption at the time was that it was simply having a companion not played by Billie Piper that prompted the backlash. It's entirely possible that Freema Agyeman's appearance also played a part - personally, I preferred Martha to Rose - and still give her credit for being the only nuWho Compani...

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Flumble wrote:What's happened in 2018 anyway?

You know, stuff. The usual.

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At least it's one of the nicer heists and they didn't just kill/incapacitate him outright to get his key(card).

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Two of my friends on Facebook frequently post self-affirming memes about how other people can't tear you down and cut those people out of your life and you're better than all those drama queens. One of them, I know the other side all too well. I know that SHE is the drama in everyone else's life, a...

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All credit for this really belongs to cellocgw

You're welcome, cellocgw

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: Alt: There were actually some good reasons for those laws, but IMO they now do more harm than good. Which begs the question: If there's a ballot measure to strike them down, how can I resist the urge to take a picture of my "yes" vote?; ballot_selfies 2066.png (13.22 KiB) Viewed 3263 times

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Dauric wrote:Soo... Yeah...

Catholic group publishes Catholic version of Pokemon Go.

Just wait until you get a St Francis of Assisi - his Animal Swarm is practically a Game Breaker.

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Since we haven't had one in a while. An old favorite of many here.

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: Alt: Black Hat Guy isn't joking.

"Slightly worse" and "high-octane Nightmare fuel" are synonyms, right?

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I do find it a bit odd that Sexy just decided to change her own desktop instead of waiting for the Doctor to ask for the change, though. It was the same as the 10-11 switch, too, though. 11 was locked out of the TARDIS while it was "rebuilding" (11's words) during Eleventh Hour and he had...

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da Doctah wrote:Stand by the side of the road and watch a bunch of trucks and people in uniforms walk by. How is that fun?

Thank You! Someone else finally says it.

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But why bother with such complicated concepts as AM or PM? The 6/6 standard is not simple enough. i offer you a much better 6/6 standard. in my standard there is no AM/PM, just the value. And the sun still rises at 6 and sets at 6. ... Because it's always 6. 6 all the time. Think of it: just the 6,...

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How about a pre-assembled, fully glued, LEGO set?

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Anyhow. I wish brown sauce were a thing in the US, because if it's like Worcestershire sauce without actually *being* that, then maybe it is both vegetarian and actually interesting and worth putting on food. For the Boston-area, you can get brown sauce at any of the Irish markets: Greenhill's &...

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But are all members of the Russian military criminals?

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And if you buy a second lottery ticket, your odds of winning increase by 100%!

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Tungsten wrote:Panama!

That doesn't look like it will fit. It's 87 letters, starting with a 'J', and there's a 'Q' for the 85^th, with an 'L' and an 'X' in the middle.

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If you're in a situation like the comic, where the lightning bolt persists long enough to have an entire conversation about it, a call to your religious professional may be required, to see if there was an Armageddon scheduled. That's a paranoid conclusion. I think it's much more likely that you've...

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Is he suggesting they have small Dyson spheres at Ikea, or just describing reflective lampshades? I don't know about Dyson Spheres (I didn't see any, on my first visit to one, just a couple of weeks ago), but they've definitely got a Hilbert Curve! You were probably looking in the Lighting section ...

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Life Hack: Grocery stores let you take food home that you can eat later when you give them money.

Life Hack: You can avoid damaging your eyes by not staring directly into the sun.

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In what way is this comic like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife?

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dtilque wrote:My thought: just skip #2 through #7.

ETA: more thoughts: add billionaires who own their own spaceship company immediately after #8.

Then the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Champion. That title clearly deserves a much higher spot on the list.

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I have to admit, I would enjoy the coin purse squeeze feature.

As far as the first 6 hours goes, is that 6 hours of battery per charge, or 6 hours ever over the total life of the device?

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Twitter reactions in the story versus a couple pages of Letters to the Editor, usually written by the same group of busybodies and nutjobs. Not seeing the worseness.

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Now ... do I cut the red wire or the blue wire? First you have to have to bicker about it with your complete opposite best friend, going back and forth between red and blue, and one of you interrupting whoever's just about to cut the wire. Then and only then do you cut one without noticing which on...

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rhomboidal wrote:I certainly hope he never becomes a surgeon.

Eh, let Malpractice sort that out. But would he be better or worse than his Nintendo Surgeons?

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Aaaaaaaannnnd that'stheendofLucifer. Some Foxwits have decided to axe this show. -As far as cliffhanger endings go, at least it wasn't as cliffhanger-y as it could be, or as bad as the showrunners made it sound: Chloe sees his Devil face and realizes he's been telling the truth all along as she ...

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Is that the comic with the red button bonus comic at the bottom?

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Panel 3 is a serious logic-fail. To Be Humongous wouldn't give you Honest, or was that part of the joke?

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In other news,Play-Doh sucks as a shoplifting aid in more ways than one.

Before anyone brings it up - to be fair, he wouldn't have needed to use gloves if his plan had worked.

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It's basically stuff on bread, isn't it? Whereas pies are things in pastry*. Someone else can tell us what the difference between bread and pastry is. Yes, hello. I do believe that technically a pastry dough must contain shortening, whereas bread dough is made with oil. Pizza is definitely bread. I...

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Reminded me of when I learned the difference between "partly sunny" and "mostly cloudy" (not synonyms as I thought). The new NWS website actually has a glossary to help with translating this jargon: http://w1.weather.gov/glossary/ When I was in my mid-teens and one of my brother...

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: Alt: Dear Time Traveling Historians, I get that whatever's happening here is
supposed to be important, but GET OUT OF MY WAY AND LET ME WORK!!
"Great, now there'll never be a cure for cancer." "Nice going, Steve."

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How far to the right do you put those weirdos who insist on having their toilet paper hanging down on the back side of the roll, in the Under position?

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My general rule of thumb is anything half as big as you can kill you. Did you just confess your Kryptonite Factor? You can only be killed by something that's exactly half your size? It's certainly a strange weakness, but it could have its advantages. "Silly you, that was only 49.3% of my size ...

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Show off and make those folks ordering from the $1 menu feel the sting of jealousy as you order from -- the $2 menu.

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"Somewhat less than the total number of applies that have ever existed."

It was a sad day when I learned that you can't win a 'How Many [X] In This Jar?' contest by answering >1. I feel like I was cheated, but I'm not sure where to direct my complaints.

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