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Wed Dec 23, 2009 10:18 am UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Awesome Acheivements
Replies: 116
Views: 13006

Re: Awesome Acheivements

This isn't really an achievement as such, but my Python code has tripled in readability and terseness ever since I figured out you could assign by tuple. Want to swap two variables? a, b = b, a Want to iteratively calculate Fibonacci, with only two variables? a, b = 0, 1 for i in xrange(n): a, b = ...
Thu Jun 18, 2009 12:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 95565

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

i thought of two:

"bitshift WIN"

and

<male>: i want your eggs in my brood-sack
(reference to seahorse lovers in Away We Go, film)
Sat May 09, 2009 6:37 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: I need a book recommendation (Renamed : Recom'd me a book)
Replies: 340
Views: 213372

Re: Reccomend me a book

If you're into deep philosophical stuff, try "the pig that wants to be eaten" it's a book of 100 philisophical problems that are very interesting. it might be a small book, but you'll be occupied for ages.
Wed Apr 22, 2009 8:03 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 404016

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

there was an awesome happening in chemistry the other day. Our teacher, Dr. W , was teaching us, when suddenly he said "i have to check on the fourth form" (young year) he leaves by the door on the right of the classroom (from a student's perspective) that goes into the corridor. (Sounds b...
Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:31 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224193

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

"I can spell caterpillar. I can also spell Cambridge. K-- Oh shit" - Cambridge student, 45 IB scorer Is that a high or a low score?. that's the highest score possible. i'm looking at a 36 i hope. 6 points for each of 6 subjects and then 3 bonus points for core parts of the diploma. heh, l...
Thu Apr 16, 2009 5:37 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224193

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

Monika wrote:Yeah, you see, you speak English, therefore you must be in *England*. The US is another part of England. Don't believe those geography and history teachers who try to tell you otherwise. They must be lying.

Sat Apr 11, 2009 10:27 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224193

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

"Don't set your cellphone to vibrate then put it in your pocket: 'Ahh! My crotch is buzzing!!!' " Where else are you going to put it? I don't have one, but I'm pretty sure lots of people do this all the time, without finding it particularly humourous. well, jacket pocket or something... i...
Fri Apr 10, 2009 7:32 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 404016

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

Vicariously-Kaiser wrote:Here's one my friend said after being proven wrong,
"I curse you to eternal hell you Tory back-bencher, may you forever sleep with Ann Robinson"

Probably only the Brits among us will get it...

i got burnt by the cheese!
Sun Mar 22, 2009 10:43 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224193

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

Monika wrote:Sorry izzy, but these are the least awesome student quotes in the entire thread.

you're just envious. i liked them izzy, don't worry about her
Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:51 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224193

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

Emperor Max wrote:
Alpha Omicron wrote:4chan or not, I think most 13 year-olds know what orgasms are.

I think they are a myth.

yes, 13 year olds are a myth
Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:24 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224193

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

Monika wrote:
Chfan wrote:I don't get it, ashgray. You find it weird that a preteen is just now learning about sex? Wow...

Preteen? Kids are 13 when they enter 8th grade.

And she sure should have found out on the internet .

not everyone lives off 4chan you know?
Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:12 pm UTC
Topic: worst pun ever
Replies: 20
Views: 4997

Re: worst pun ever

it's so awesome, that i'm using the non-small version for my desktop background. I think it's wonderful!
Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:19 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224193

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

Monika wrote:No reason to feel bad, if a guy makes such a rude remark. I think it was a very funny retaliation.

here here!
Thu Mar 05, 2009 6:34 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 404016

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

shnieder2 wrote:Bio teacher "How are dinosuars and hippies similar?"

Bonus points if anyone can tell me the answer.

Tue Mar 03, 2009 9:38 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Coolest school projects, making schoolwork fun
Replies: 46
Views: 5010

Re: Coolest school projects, making schoolwork fun

My AP English teacher had always wanted to do this, so she invited some of her students to sit in her classroom after school and watch The Wizard of Oz....with the sound off.....while listening to Pink Floyd..... and then gave us extra credit if we wrote a page on the experience DARK SIDE OF OZ?! i...
Tue Feb 24, 2009 4:23 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: BULLIES ;_;
Replies: 267
Views: 28477

Re: BULLIES ;_;

i think this thread has gone to the dogs. In reality, those who get picked on won't fight back for obvious reasons. Whatever anyone here tells me, i (a ~65kg male, almost 6 foot tall) with minimum strength (in my experience an average victim of bullying) am not going to try fight back when there are...
Tue Feb 24, 2009 8:07 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: BULLIES ;_;
Replies: 267
Views: 28477

Re: BULLIES ;_;

i thought you might all like this: http://www.morenewmath.com/img/equations/94.gif Here here. I'm not saying that the 'ass kicking' should necessarily be physical, but somehow you need to... yes, pwnz0rz h1m. 1337 included. Or at least shove fish-shaped volatile organic substances down his throat. ...
Sun Feb 22, 2009 12:40 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: BULLIES ;_;
Replies: 267
Views: 28477

Re: BULLIES ;_;

i had the funniest thing recently with bullies. the story starts on a friday. one of the ict support guys puts a useragent block on safari browser connecting to the internet. all of the mac community was pissed off. some people went to complain to ict, mouthed off at them and were generally very ru...
Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:22 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: BULLIES ;_;
Replies: 267
Views: 28477

Re: BULLIES ;_;

i thought it was apt. i don't think you should beat them up, just get them to harras you on your own terms, and then humiliate them by making them look stupid, multiple times
Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:40 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: BULLIES ;_;
Replies: 267
Views: 28477

Re: BULLIES ;_;

i thought you might all like this:
Spoiler:
Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:27 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: BULLIES ;_;
Replies: 267
Views: 28477

Re: BULLIES ;_;

about lunchtime on tuesday, the story breaks that i'm helping ICT support. from then until friday and onwards the story spreads around school. in that time i got death threats things thrown at me, and general abuse the whole time. (tbh, i've had this so much that i don't care any more). They also s...
Tue Feb 17, 2009 4:20 pm UTC
Topic: 0540: "Base System"
Replies: 220
Views: 70256

Re: "Base System" discussion

I think you can do this using cricket, and you don't even need to edit the map. Just read the position names and let your imagination soar into the gutter, if I may mix the vectors of my metaphors. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Cricket_fielding_positions2.svg This is hilarious. "Short Leg ...
Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:36 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: BULLIES ;_;
Replies: 267
Views: 28477

Re: BULLIES ;_;

i had the funniest thing recently with bullies. the story starts on a friday. one of the ict support guys puts a useragent block on safari browser connecting to the internet. all of the mac community was pissed off. some people went to complain to ict, mouthed off at them and were generally very rud...
Tue Feb 17, 2009 2:17 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: IB vs. AP
Replies: 19
Views: 2390

Re: IB vs. AP

i'd just like to clarify the whole extented essay / theory of knowledge issue i loved doing my extended essay. you choose a topic yourself that comes under one of the topics on the list, then you research it all yourself, then you write it. all 4000 words, which isn't actually very much. i had great...
Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:25 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: "Ouch" moments in school
Replies: 514
Views: 55478

Re: "Ouch" moments in school

Gears wrote:My lab partner spilled HCl on me..

:\

tried H2O2 (hydrogen peroxide). i got some 100vol of that on my finger.

put it this way, proper corrosive, and it is also an oxidant, so your skin gets raped by it. i had small blisters.
Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:04 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: IB vs. AP
Replies: 19
Views: 2390

Re: IB vs. AP

in fact that's almost impossible. because you can't do both, therefore no accurate comparison. the best thing to do is go and ask a teacher that knows about both IB, AP and knows you, and how good you are at school. they'll be able to tell you. i did IB, and it has some awesome things (ending school...
Tue Feb 17, 2009 5:02 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Student Quotes
Replies: 870
Views: 224193

Re: Awesome Student Quotes

No, I went du Otto-Hahn-Gymnasium in small place close to Cologne and Düsseldorf. The other four German schools I attended were not like that. Those other schools were all in Saxony. Where is JKFS? It's in Berlin, Zehlendorf. It's the place American GI's sent their children during the C...
Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:09 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 404016

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

pseudoidiot wrote:
Lenary wrote:What text limit. i've posted more text and quotes than that before, though
There's something like a 60k character limit, I believe.

well he shouldn't worry. according to my irb shell, his post was only 1083 characters... anyway

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Wed Feb 11, 2009 8:29 am UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 404016

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

VDOgamez wrote:Well, I have too many to list without exceeding my text limit, so here is one from the other day:

What text limit. i've posted more text and quotes than that before, though

TOP TIP: use spoilers if it's really huge, but your's wasn't.

inb4: TWSS.
Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:49 pm UTC
Topic: 0540: "Base System"
Replies: 220
Views: 70256

Re: "Base System" discussion

That_Guy_Called_David wrote:Thanks to this cartoon I finally understand baseball.

wait... how? i don't.

also, on an almost unrelated topic, where does http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l73Qf81ZBtg come in the whole base discussion. i reckon you probably get the epic catch just before first base...
Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:35 pm UTC
Forum: School
Topic: Awesome Teacher Quotes
Replies: 1764
Views: 404016

Re: Awesome Teacher Quotes

no, SCHOOL is Fail
Sat Feb 07, 2009 7:06 pm UTC
Topic: 0540: "Base System"
Replies: 220
Views: 70256

Re: "Base System" discussion

what i was going to say: can anyone explain how the "virginity" maginot line can cross the orgasm line ? but then i realised how socially inept it would make me sound. instead i'm going to say that this is deliberate altering of the "sex demographics on xkcd" poll. also, where o...
Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:10 am UTC
Topic: 0540: "Base System"
Replies: 220
Views: 70256

Re: "Base System" discussion

Eskimo Inferno wrote:This is my first 'Get out of my head, Randall' moment. Just a couple days ago I was discussing this with some friends. I decided that seventh base involved kidney licking.

and how would you do that? wait, no. i don't want to know
Fri Feb 06, 2009 11:09 am UTC
Topic: 0540: "Base System"
Replies: 220
Views: 70256

Re: "Base System" discussion

what i was going to say: can anyone explain how the "virginity" maginot line can cross the orgasm line ? but then i realised how socially inept it would make me sound. instead i'm going to say that this is deliberate altering of the "sex demographics on xkcd" poll. also, where on...
Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:17 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 95565

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

fishyfish777 wrote:Come on! The fucking the dog did better!

also, i suppose this conversation was awkward, but interesting nonetheless: http://tomayko.com/writings/rest-to-my-wife
Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:46 am UTC
Forum: Hardware
Topic: TI-84 modifications?
Replies: 33
Views: 11181

Re: TI-84 modifications?

fun fact: did you know that that calculator has more computational power than the apollo moon landers
or so i am told
Thu Dec 04, 2008 8:55 pm UTC
Topic: 0512: "Alternate Currency"
Replies: 128
Views: 26803

Re: "Alternate Currency" Discussion

I'm 100% rich. i just downloaded all these cool webcomics. you might have heard of them. they are from here: http://www.xkcd.com/
Thu Dec 04, 2008 5:54 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 95565

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

http://questionablecontent.net/comics/810.png ok, can i ask one thing? "Happy Birthday, Grandma" has been submitted at least three times. Can you just get original guys? Also, if you cared to read the funny posts earlier in the thread, you might have seen that it has been posted, and that...
Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:24 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex
Replies: 747
Views: 95565

Re: Worst Things to Shout Out During Sex

Themata wrote:True story which happened to a friend:

Girl: Is it in yet?
Boy: Yes
Girl: Oh...

wait.. was she joking or not?

if she wasn't, that says something about her anatomy, and OUCH
if she was, then just lol for the humiliation
Sun Nov 30, 2008 5:22 pm UTC
Forum: Coding
Topic: Suggestions for Webcomic Management App
Replies: 12
Views: 1555

Re: Suggestions for Webcomic Management App

Oh okay. Well our GUI was a little different, but our code was pretty much exactly the same. (I wouldn't know for one part, because it was a link to something and mine did what it was supposed to (I'm blanking on what it was) and when he sent me his it... Well I got Rick Rolled... :cry: :cry: LoL. ...