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by dzamie
Wed Aug 17, 2016 1:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

It's Superzoom! I loved the software enhancement one. No doubt it can take the pale blue dot and enhance it to where we can see where all the banded falcons were then, right?. If it's the same one CSI has, then yes, and it can even navigate through reflections to take you on a tour of the Washingto...
by dzamie
Wed Jun 08, 2016 2:14 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors clean off the mold and maggots to discover an alive, edible human underneath, then eat you. Alternatively, the mold and maggots kill you before the raptors stop caring about finding humans to eat.

I roll the raptors up in a big Katamari.
by dzamie
Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:39 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

What you thought was Bruce Schneier is a raptor in a very good disguise, who then eats you.

I unleash a fast-spreading anti-raptor plague, then lock myself in a well-stocked bunker which, after thorough checking, is raptor-free.
by dzamie
Sat Dec 19, 2015 9:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors shoot their way out with a Chekov's Gun that wasn't there originally and eat you.

I choose to continue existing in narrative streams where I have not yet died, à la Fraa Jad from Anathem.
by dzamie
Sat Nov 28, 2015 2:21 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors look temporarily baffled that you think they'd follow your directions, and just eat you immediately.

I stay DETERMINED against the raptors' attempts to catch and destroy me.
by dzamie
Mon Aug 10, 2015 2:48 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors quickly shed their bird disguises and devour you.

I hide an hour in the future. Since I can always see what they're going to do almost an hour before they do it, I can counteract their plans to thwart me trying the other methods in this thread.
by dzamie
Fri Jul 03, 2015 7:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Quick'n'easy.

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by dzamie
Fri Jun 05, 2015 2:57 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I haven't read the comic, but having done a bit of googling, it would appear that Sythe (the brown one) is a "Keidran" (a race of canine- and feline-based animals), whereas Raine (the white one) is actually a human who's been cursed to appear as a Keidran. Thanks. To be pedantic, she has ...
by dzamie
Fri Jun 05, 2015 12:14 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I haven't read the comic, but having done a bit of googling, it would appear that Sythe (the brown one) is a "Keidran" (a race of canine- and feline-based animals), whereas Raine (the white one) is actually a human who's been cursed to appear as a Keidran. Thanks. To be pedantic, she has ...
by dzamie
Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

bachaddict wrote:I don't remember seeing you on the TwoKinds forums before, but then I don't post there much.

I only post on the Panel Shuffle thread, I think. Same username, although it's probably more distinguishing that I always use green text there.
by dzamie
Sun May 31, 2015 6:20 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I love giving xkcd's dialogue to Twokinds's art. Especially when it's such a comfy bit like these.
xkcd 1322, TwoKinds 828
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"Waitaminute, mittens are a HUMAN thing!" "Raine, we have fur."
by dzamie
Tue May 12, 2015 10:39 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Figured I'd update 367 to be more recent.
And by "more recent" I mean I got fed up with reddit.
by dzamie
Fri Sep 19, 2014 6:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

The Doctor-raptor from a couple pages ago manages to get his TARDIS into your alternate universe, and his companions find a way to start the neverending raptors in that world as well. You are easily caught and eaten.

I grab one of these.
by dzamie
Fri Sep 19, 2014 12:45 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors make a bunch of Iron Raptor suits and demolish you easily.

I put on two hats. One hat would easily identify me as human, but wearing a second hat is so mind-numbingly stupid the raptors must believe I can't possibly be for whom they're looking.
by dzamie
Tue Aug 19, 2014 1:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Who wrote:
Whizbang wrote:1409
Spoiler:
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People, amirite.png

The moral of the story: The only people who aren't stupidassholejerkfaces have dicks larger than 30 cm.

I don't think we have a sufficient sample size to properly conclude that.
by dzamie
Sat Aug 09, 2014 1:02 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Furry Thread! [Safespace]
Replies: 93
Views: 54087

Re: The Furry Thread! [Safespace]

Why would you like there to be subcategories? So I can say "I'm an X" (e.g. casual furry) without feeling the need to clarify that I'm not like yiffers. We really should be able to be more accepting of the fact that we have a lot of porn. Not only is some of it decently-made, it's a sizab...
by dzamie
Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:25 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Furry Thread! [Safespace]
Replies: 93
Views: 54087

Re: The Furry Thread! [Safespace]

I finished Twokinds yesterday. The art is excellent, though not exactly G-rated. Are there 'official' subcategories of furries? I think there should be. I think there's a bit of debate as to whether Twokinds is getting more or less risque as time goes on. Subcategories I know of are avians and scal...
by dzamie
Sun Jul 27, 2014 1:54 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Furry Thread! [Safespace]
Replies: 93
Views: 54087

Re: The Furry Thread! [Safespace]

I am on the lookout for more quality material. I'd recommend Twokinds, Dan and Mab's Furry Adventures, and Meadowhawk (currently on hiatus). There's also Dragon City, a personal favorite of mine, but the art isn't as good, and some of the characters and plot are a little contrived. What role does b...
by dzamie
Mon Jun 30, 2014 11:04 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1388: "Subduction License"
Replies: 59
Views: 14026

Re: 1388: "Subduction License"

It's been a long time since I actually laughed out loud at an xkcd strip.
by dzamie
Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:25 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1387: "Clumsy Foreshadowing"
Replies: 46
Views: 9096

Re: 1387: "Clumsy Foreshadowing"

Whizbang wrote:"... A little boy rescued a litter of baby velociraptors from a drain pipe in the capital building..."

DUN, DUN, DUUUUNNNN!

I assume you wrote "kittens," but it's nice to know my userscript is still making things better.
by dzamie
Sat May 17, 2014 11:10 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Furry Thread! [Safespace]
Replies: 93
Views: 54087

Re: The Furry Thread! [Safespace]

So, out of curiosity, what's everyone's fursona species (if you have one, of course)?
I tend to be either a blue feral dragon or an anthro cheetah, but the characters are unrelated.
by dzamie
Thu May 15, 2014 7:25 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I saw the Furry Safethread right before entering here, so I was aware of the possible sensitivity to this. Furry Safethread? dzamie, thanks for your help. I'm not sure what you mean about the right side of the graph and being in the suit with them. As proximity to furry increases, distance decrease...
by dzamie
Mon May 12, 2014 2:48 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

The Doctor regenerates into the form of a raptor, picks up a few companions, and eventually runs into the Daleks.

I put material-emancipation grids around my house, and set them to detect raptors as "unauthorized" (as well as the usual modifications to let necessary things through).
by dzamie
Mon May 12, 2014 2:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Your intention doesn't really matter. The joke is based on the premise that being a furry is bad. Without that, there's no joke. It's just an offensive portrayal of people with a certain fetish. Obligatory "I'm a furry and..." there are very few jokes which function without offending anyo...
by dzamie
Fri May 09, 2014 1:59 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

You do nothing to stop the raptors, and are quickly caught and devoured. I time-travel back to a few years before the raptor attacks begin. There can be no overwhelming flood of raptors, since that would cause a paradox. Heck, even if I can't do this multiple times, this'd let me survive longer than...
by dzamie
Mon Apr 28, 2014 2:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

You find that raptors have eaten the FSM, too, before they turn their attention on you.

I use SCIENCE!to immunize myself against raptor attacks.
by dzamie
Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

Your death ray overheats trying to target all of them, eventually falling to earth with sufficient velocity to kill you on impact.

I throw Beret Guy at a raptor in desperation.
by dzamie
Fri Apr 25, 2014 1:42 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 246541

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Tomlidich the second wrote:I wish for Emanual Abrams-Hank's drivel with Downs.

Granted, you now possess a poorly-written autobiography about life with Downs Syndrome.

I wish for a cup of water.
by dzamie
Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:18 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 246541

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Tomlidich the second wrote:I wish for dillos.

Several thousand armadillos fall on your house.

I wish I had a rival.
by dzamie
Thu Mar 27, 2014 3:51 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

The raptors eat you, thinking you an easy source of meat.

I drop a mountain from the edge of Earth's gravity well.
by dzamie
Wed Feb 05, 2014 8:34 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 246541

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Earthling on Mars wrote:I wish I had a quantum particle.

Granted, it's currently near your hand. Don't try to find it, or it might stop existing.

I wish I had half a piece of paper.
by dzamie
Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:04 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 246541

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Tomlidich the second wrote:I wish for a bay gull.

Granted, you now have a white avian flapping madly about in your home.

I wish to delay Half-Life 3.
by dzamie
Sat Feb 01, 2014 2:05 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Jorpho wrote:I gotta get in on this. What font are you folks using these days? That one used by Mr. Mathmannix is particularly impressive.

Don't know what others are using, but I just find an xkcd strip with the letters I need and copy/paste.
by dzamie
Tue Jan 28, 2014 3:45 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 604859

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Karen was Keith yesterday.
by dzamie
Wed Jan 22, 2014 3:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 604859

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Battle carriers, postulating the parallel pie promoter, groped cake.
by dzamie
Fri Jan 17, 2014 12:01 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8651
Views: 1618609

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

I guess this is a thing now.
All aboard the Turtle Train; next stop: I am a turtle.

1098 and, of course, 889.
by dzamie
Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:47 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Escape from Raptors
Replies: 2302
Views: 277074

Re: Escape from Raptors

Raptors drop down from helicopters with harnesses/tethers on. They devour you and are then pulled safely back onboard the choppers. “No! I must kill the raptors” I shouted The radio said “No, dzamie. You are the raptors” And then dzamie was the raptors. Being the raptors, I/they have no need to kill...
by dzamie
Sat Dec 28, 2013 3:41 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 246541

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

OrbitalFacePalm9001 wrote:I wish for blubber.

Granted. You now appear to be morbidly obese, but can survive at low temperatures.

I wish Tomlidich the second had responded to the correct post.
by dzamie
Mon Dec 23, 2013 8:50 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1307: "Buzzfeed Christmas"
Replies: 33
Views: 6786

Re: 1307: "Buzzfeed Christmas"

12 best drummers of all time 11 pipers whose jaw-droppingly good piping will make you cry You won't believe what these 10 lords leap over 9 craziest-dancing ladies of 2013 8 weird ways science has changed maids a-milking Has nature gone insane with these 7 swimming swans? 6 miraculous geese whose e...
by dzamie
Fri Dec 20, 2013 7:55 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Incredible Changing Sentence
Replies: 5621
Views: 604859

Re: The Incredible Changing Sentence

Catherine's catastrophically flustered electronic catapults' Catalonian cattle carriers, carefully catalyzing Carl's cats' parallel cat dispenser, carved no symphonic cake cartographically.

Wow, we've got a long ways to go to reverse all of the cats.

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