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by Roland Lockheart
Mon Jan 26, 2009 11:16 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Trenchcoats?
Replies: 80
Views: 8280

Re: Trenchcoats?

Thrift stores are the best place to find such coats, but you might also try an army surplus store if you have one near you. I proudly own and wear an olive green military trench coat on a daily basis. Combined with a long multi-colored scarf and blue and purple fingerless gloves it makes me look a b...
by Roland Lockheart
Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:25 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Rickrolling Gangsters in Michigan
Replies: 8
Views: 1650

Re: Rickrolling Gangsters in Michigan

I think I hate everything.
by Roland Lockheart
Mon Jan 12, 2009 6:11 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: I love...
Replies: 107
Views: 7649

Re: I love...

The countryside.

The city.

Post-Modernism

Natural 20's
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:15 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: No shit, there we were... (Gaming Stories)
Replies: 73
Views: 10068

Re: No shit, there we were...

I was running a game of D20 Modern and a guy in the group decided he was going to break into the zoo and steal a tiger cub. Short version: A teammate mauled to -8 by a tiger. Entire group holds a hilarious grudge against dumbass tiger their for several adventures. That same character names everythin...
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Good lies to tell small children (scienced up!)
Replies: 55
Views: 7354

Re: Good lies to tell small children (scienced up!)

The world is flat.
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Jan 07, 2009 5:52 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Naming your car
Replies: 77
Views: 4726

Re: Naming your car

1993 Toyota Corrola named THE WOLF!!!
by Roland Lockheart
Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:28 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: scariest game moment - ***spoiler warning***
Replies: 232
Views: 23131

Re: scariest game moment - ***spoiler warning***

RE4 had only one moment that made me really jump. So there I am, standing by the edge of this lake (first play-through) and I see fish in the water. I think to my self: "Hey! Fish! I can sell those if I shoot them!" So what do I do? I fire a bunch of shots into the water AND A FUCKING ENOR...
by Roland Lockheart
Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:57 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Taliban's new dictum: Give us your daughters
Replies: 5
Views: 1073

Re: Taliban's new dictum: Give us your daughters

I am caused to wonder what has led the Taliban to need to find wives for it's fighters so badly. One probable reason is that they feel a need to control the female population, which would correlate with the attacks on the girls' schools and the strict constrictions on females leaving the home. Howev...
by Roland Lockheart
Fri Dec 26, 2008 5:58 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: stupidest comment ever
Replies: 339
Views: 34073

Re: stupidest comment ever

I have never seen stupider comments than what I have seen on AOL news stories. Think Godwin's Law on CRACK.
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

dennisw wrote:
Ahem wrote:Indeed, 27 is not a prime number, but Randall never claimed it to be.

Methinks it's time to learn how to count:


Can I get a chorus of "Read the Thread" in the key of G?


Granted.
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:34 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

Indeed, 27 is not a prime number, but Randall never claimed it to be. Methinks it's time to learn how to count: ... It was fixed shortly after being put up. The original version had a comic in the 27th box. Someone posted a link to the original version on the first page somewhere. Conclusion: Ahem ...
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

1) My Battlesheep 2)aleflamedyud's blade 3) an axe 4) aion7's chain of command 5) jmorgan3's wit and devastating blue eyes 6) arden13's (minimal) skills at C++ programming! (and the occasional wartime speech) 7) Alex Chiu Immortality Ring 8 ) 2 bottles of Gorgeouspils 9) second generation "duc...
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:29 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

1) My Battlesheep 2)aleflamedyud's blade 3) an axe 4) aion7's chain of command 5) jmorgan3's wit and devastating blue eyes 6) arden13's (minimal) skills at C++ programming! (and the occasional wartime speech) 7) Alex Chiu Immortality Ring 8 ) 2 bottles of Gorgeouspils 9) second generation "duct...
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:21 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

1) My Battlesheep 2)aleflamedyud's blade 3) an axe 4) aion7's chain of command 5) jmorgan3's wit and devastating blue eyes 6) arden13's (minimal) skills at C++ programming! (and the occasional wartime speech) 7) Alex Chiu Immortality Ring 8 ) 2 bottles of Gorgeouspils At this rate we WILL be able to...
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 6:06 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

1) My Battlesheep

2)aleflamedyud's blade

3) an axe

4) aion7's chain of command

5) jmorgan3's wit and devastating blue eyes

6) arden13's (minimal) skills at C++ programming! (and the occasional wartime speech)

Need more recruits!
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:56 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

Loved it, wondering about panel 27 though. Some kind of coded message for help? *gasp* The velociraptors have captured Randall! "finally I got a letter that made no sense, she talked about things that never happened, jokes that we never... It was a code. It just said- 'They're hurting ...
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:54 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

Loved it, wondering about panel 27 though. Some kind of coded message for help? *gasp* The velociraptors have captured Randall! "finally I got a letter that made no sense, she talked about things that never happened, jokes that we never... It was a code. It just said- 'They're hurting ...
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:47 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

Loved it, wondering about panel 27 though. Some kind of coded message for help? *gasp* The velociraptors have captured Randall! "finally I got a letter that made no sense, she talked about things that never happened, jokes that we never... It was a code. It just said- 'They're hurting us. Get ...
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:43 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

Loved it, wondering about panel 27 though. Some kind of coded message for help? *gasp* The velociraptors have captured Randall! "finally I got a letter that made no sense, she talked about things that never happened, jokes that we never... It was a code. It just said- 'They're hurting us. Get ...
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:39 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

Let's hope there was no zombie apocalypse in the 30th or 32nd panel. He did cut down The Yggdrasil after all. Shit guys, Randall needs help. We're going to need a team for this... You have my blade. AND MY AXE! (had to). 1) My Battlesheep 2)aleflamedyud's blade 3) an axe Need more. Send out the call.
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:32 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

Let's hope there was no zombie apocalypse in the 30th or 32nd panel. He did cut down The Yggdrasil after all. Shit guys, Randall needs help. We're going to need a team for this... You have my blade. What we have: 1) My Battlesheep 2)aleflamedyud's blade WE NEED MORE. Come on people this is an EMERG...
by Roland Lockheart
Wed Dec 24, 2008 5:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0521: "2008 Christmas Special"
Replies: 203
Views: 50270

Re: "2008 Christmas Special" Discussion

Master Gunner wrote:Loved it, wondering about panel 27 though. Some kind of coded message for help?


*gasp* The velociraptors have captured Randall!



Shit guys, Randall needs help. We're going to need a team for this...
by Roland Lockheart
Sun Dec 21, 2008 12:09 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0519: "11th Grade"
Replies: 204
Views: 44786

Re: "11th Grade" Discussion

caje wrote:He forgot the bar for time spent watching the history channel.


I'd toast to that.
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:31 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Boy Thread: put a hat on ur butt
Replies: 14355
Views: 1420860

Re: Boy Thread: All the good names were taken

Real men use their heads. (you know, to hit things)
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Dec 18, 2008 8:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Spider (Image) From Hell
Replies: 264
Views: 61006

Re: The Spider (Image) From Hell

As much as I dislike these giant spiders, I have to say that centipedes still creep me out more http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn191/RLockheart/centipede_mouse.jpg I mean, look at this thing...over a foot long and eats bats . http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8313878609430213933 Honestly, ...
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Dec 18, 2008 3:27 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: One space or two?
Replies: 94
Views: 16906

Re: One space or two?

Z.A.K wrote:
Velifer wrote:TITISSILLY

Tit is not silly...


"Oh Great Buffalo I am being scalded by congealed dairy products!"
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:57 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The Spider (Image) From Hell
Replies: 264
Views: 61006

Re: The Spide (Image) From Hell

Fuck, I'm not going to sleep well tonight knowing those exist....and where did my shotgun get to?
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:53 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Sleep-time holodeck experiences
Replies: 3405
Views: 779774

Re: What were your dreams last night?

I once had a dream while asleep on a bus that there was a telephone siting on the seat next to me and I was talking to it, not on it to someone else, I was talking to the phone itself. We were discussing the animals that were ominously working together outside the bus despite the fact it was moving....
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:23 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Iowa SC SSM Oral Arguments
Replies: 15
Views: 1698

Re: Iowa SC SSM Oral Arguments

armandtanzarian wrote: Normally I'd go (I live 15 minutes from the courthouse), but the weather here has been nothing short of terrible.


Same, it's too freaking cold. My full support though.
by Roland Lockheart
Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:39 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Think Before Naming Your Child
Replies: 1622
Views: 348027

Re: Think Before Naming Your Child

My brother insist's his first child's name will be Leonidus. He'll call him Leo.
by Roland Lockheart
Sun Dec 14, 2008 6:06 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: That is cruel.
Replies: 201
Views: 17013

Re: That is cruel.

lol

had to check, what was the other one?
by Roland Lockheart
Sun Dec 14, 2008 5:12 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: One space or two?
Replies: 94
Views: 16906

One space or two?

I could not find a thread specifically for this topic, and it has really been bugging me, so I need to ask. After a period between sentences in the English language, how many times does a person operating a computer hit the spacebar? I make this specification because so far I have found that the two...
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:17 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem
Replies: 1713
Views: 213643

Re: Taking it seriously: The zombie problem

The place where I live is largely flat for an eternity, which does little more than let you see the menace approaching. Lot's of horses around though, if you know what you're doing they could be a boon, although I doubt I could shoot and ride at the same time.
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:10 pm UTC
Forum: Books
Topic: Favorite Characters?
Replies: 145
Views: 24560

Re: Favorite Characters?

I've got to add Grendel (John Gardner's version) to my list. Gnar Gnar Gnar! *beasts*
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:04 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Whom do you want to be
Replies: 68
Views: 6254

Re: Who do you want to be

I wanna be like Bad Horse...I mean Ghandi.
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Nov 27, 2008 4:01 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Rickrolling incidents and YOU.
Replies: 300
Views: 32465

Re: Thanksgiving parade Rickrolling...

I didn't, what happened?
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:59 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13421
Views: 1742202

Re: Today You Learned

Today I learned that eating airport food on thanksgiving bites.
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:53 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8671
Views: 1826510

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

wst wrote:sunami, the resize makes the zombie look like it's quivering from some kind of neurological disorder...

Oh, it's a zombie *headdesk*



Reminds me a bit of the iron maiden regeneratiors in Resident Evil 4
by Roland Lockheart
Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:44 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Mumbai, India under attack
Replies: 23
Views: 2750

Re: Mumbai, India under attack

the prime minister of india, according to the BBC, says that the attack came from outside the country and that he would not tolerate such actions by India's neighbors. This has the potential to be very bad, because if the group is tied to pakistan, as has been speculated, we could see some massive r...
by Roland Lockheart
Tue Nov 04, 2008 1:09 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: French Government forms a Committee on Internet Piracy
Replies: 8
Views: 1095

French Government forms a Committee on Internet Piracy

Life really does imitate xkcd. Full article and some quotes are here. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/7706014.stm "French President Nicolas Sarkozy called it: "a decisive moment for the future of a civilised internet"." "The French Senate voted 297 to 15 to back the la...

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