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by Jackpot
Sat Sep 04, 2010 6:26 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Duke Nukem Forever. Seriously.
Replies: 197
Views: 23395

Re: Duke Nukem Forever. Seriously.

ALWAYS BET ON DUKE.
by Jackpot
Sat Apr 03, 2010 10:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0721: "Flatland"
Replies: 125
Views: 45315

Re: "Flatland" Discussion

since that game isn't avalible, I'm playing time fcuk again.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/511754
by Jackpot
Mon Mar 01, 2010 6:58 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0708: "Sex Dice"
Replies: 92
Views: 27641

Re: "Sex Dice" discusion

I wanted to get some for valentines day with my frigid girlfriend.

"Kiss" "Vagina"

"No, that's not happening"

"Tounge". ..

"no."
:evil:
by Jackpot
Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0688: "Self-Description"
Replies: 199
Views: 66567

Re: "Self-Description" Discussion

Jackpot wrote:Dude, stop. Making fun of recursion sucks. It's not even funny.

Dude, stop. Making fun of recursion sucks. It's not even funny.
by Jackpot
Fri Nov 13, 2009 12:24 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0662: "iPhone or Droid"
Replies: 124
Views: 21827

Re: "iPhone or Droid" Discussion

voted non awesome phone.

Dropped in to say "Fuck iphone and all mac products"
by Jackpot
Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:13 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Does the color of your feces indicate overall health?
Replies: 11
Views: 11489

Re: Does the color of your feces indicate overall health?

All I know is that my shit doesn't stink.
by Jackpot
Wed Nov 11, 2009 2:45 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Practice pads
Replies: 2
Views: 542

Practice pads

I'm currently way too poor and life in a place where the neighbors will hate me if I have a drumkit. and I have no room for one. I'm interested in learning to drum properly, after having a long while getting myself familiarised with drumsticks and beating on pretty much any random device I could fin...
by Jackpot
Sat Oct 24, 2009 10:07 pm UTC
Forum: Your art and links
Topic: Fake event poster(s)
Replies: 0
Views: 962

Fake event poster(s)

Image

post your own or comment on this.
by Jackpot
Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:33 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Best Videogame Writing/Dialogue
Replies: 24
Views: 2398

Re: Best Videogame Writing/Dialogue

half life 2 series and max payne.

perfect mix of action to story.
by Jackpot
Sun Aug 30, 2009 1:09 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Musical wishes
Replies: 28
Views: 2620

Re: Musical wishes

that music comes with an actual rating, the same rating that is used to judge the pieces for a musician's reperoire. (in order to get a certain level music certificate, you need to learn to play certain songs. I wish all musical releases also be branded with whichever level they are for composition ...
by Jackpot
Thu Jul 16, 2009 4:26 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Randy Pausch's Death anniversary.
Replies: 4
Views: 900

Randy Pausch's Death anniversary.

On july 25th, 2008, an important man died. His name was Randy Pausch. There didn't seem to be the same level of upheaval that happens when public figures die, indeed, I didn't know it untill I looked at his personal webpage. He died from pancreatic cancer. He carried on with his life as he would nor...
by Jackpot
Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:09 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0595: "Android Girlfriend"
Replies: 120
Views: 22776

Re: "Android Girlfriend" Discussion

Pi is exactly three wrote:
poxic wrote:Bonus points to anyone who actually knows the source of said concept.

Episode 1.07 of Twin Peaks - Audrey's "audition" as a hostess at One Eyed Jacks (unless David Lynch pinched the idea from somewhere else).


It's been culture since forever.
by Jackpot
Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Rickrolling incidents and YOU.
Replies: 300
Views: 24685

Re: Rickrolling incidents and YOU.

Rickroll is nothing. In my time, we had to be afraid that whatever link we were given wouldn't be pointing to Goatse.

Son, you ever see a grown man pull apart his anus?
by Jackpot
Tue May 12, 2009 2:41 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Classical Music Dying?
Replies: 106
Views: 8323

Re: Classical Music Dying?

Is the sky falling on our heads? Discuss. Short answer : No. Medium answer : No, and go fuck yourself, you panicky fucker. Long answer : Everything, within its history goes through change. Alarmists will call this "ITS DEATH!" It's as much a death as when a caterpillar turns into a butterf...
by Jackpot
Fri May 01, 2009 5:44 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Drummers in bands (suck)
Replies: 79
Views: 6999

Re: Drummers in bands (suck)

have you recorded anything? can we hear what you play like?
by Jackpot
Fri May 01, 2009 5:42 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9535
Views: 984110

Re: What are you listening to?

Alamaailman vasarat : Kivitetty Saatana (Stoned Satan)

http://www.vasarat.com/
by Jackpot
Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:50 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Most Overrated Artists/Songs
Replies: 241
Views: 28554

Re: Most Overrated Artists/Songs

Jimi Hendrix. Fucking awesome, god tier? Yes. Actually best guitarist of all time? No. Some other contenders for best guitarist ever : Ron Jarzombek : Atonal shred and prog. Jason Schimmel : general versitility Ywingie Malmsteen : Neo classical music, shred Paul Gilbert : Neo Classical, shred Santan...
by Jackpot
Tue Apr 28, 2009 10:29 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Mastodon's "Crack the Skye" is Out!
Replies: 17
Views: 1260

Re: Mastodon's "Crack the Skye" is Out!

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/3706/gyphs.jpg these gyphs. I think the first is aether/crack the sky , the second (by process of elimination) should be wood/forest and blood mountain, the third is probably a wave/water and thus, leviathan, and the last should be fire and Remission. But seriousl...
by Jackpot
Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:56 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Mastodon's "Crack the Skye" is Out!
Replies: 17
Views: 1260

Re: Mastodon's "Crack the Skye" is Out!

which glyph is meant to be which element? I enjoyed it, I piecked it up as soon as it came out froma real shop (payback for having downloaded the other albums). I really like Brann's vocals on the opening track. I like the skittish bit in the middle of the last baron, but not the yyz sounding part f...
by Jackpot
Mon Apr 27, 2009 4:45 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Best song lyrics.
Replies: 57
Views: 8287

Re: Best song lyrics.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. I have never heard anything more brutal and awesome than this. And I listen to shittons of heavy metal. It's the simplicity of it. It's an act of pure manevolance. He hasn't done it from bloodlust or anger or any valid emotion. He is so cold that he will ...
by Jackpot
Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:16 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Braid (for PC)
Replies: 35
Views: 2933

Re: Braid (for PC)

Braid is out now, I've beaten it. Haven't done the ending you get by collecting the stars however. An interesting game, good music, looks good. The puzzles are imaginative and satisfying to solve for the most part. For anyone looking for deeper meaning, apparently the story is about Tim's obses...
by Jackpot
Fri Apr 10, 2009 11:04 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Left 4 dead roleplay server
Replies: 24
Views: 1758

Re: Left 4 dead roleplay server

I've got 4 dedicated servers running at the moment on my quad core machine here at home, if you wanted, I could repurpose one for an xkcd RP server. I think I'd wanna twerk some of the settings and etc, but just hit me back if you're interested. I am, but its an unfortunate time to do anything that...
by Jackpot
Tue Apr 07, 2009 11:07 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Left 4 dead roleplay server
Replies: 24
Views: 1758

Re: Left 4 dead roleplay server

Well initially it was, but it has quickly turned into Counter-Strike talk. I'm thinking that Jackpot has in mind players acting like the characters in the "movie." Watch the initial video and see how they make wisecracks yet scream and yell upon zombietime, in honor of our beloved B movie...
by Jackpot
Tue Apr 07, 2009 4:59 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Left 4 dead roleplay server
Replies: 24
Views: 1758

Re: Left 4 dead roleplay server

Princess Marzipan wrote:What the hell would this entail?

Pretending you're 4 people against zombies. cracking wise about the situation, creating an atmosphere, etc etc.
by Jackpot
Tue Apr 07, 2009 7:13 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: Left 4 dead roleplay server
Replies: 24
Views: 1758

Left 4 dead roleplay server

Do you guys know where I can play on one? I think it'd be fun, but I don't do too much RP to know the right places to look.
by Jackpot
Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:05 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Modern jazz.
Replies: 3
Views: 569

Modern jazz.

From my perspective, modern jazz seems to be in 2 splinters : The elevator-tastic "smooth jazz", which rips off the then innovative outside notes that jazz musicians used to create predictable comfort music for 40's and over, and the avant garde jazz that tries to defy everything in it's p...
by Jackpot
Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:23 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: POST YOUR MUSIC HERE and actually Listen too! (Rules in OP)
Replies: 396
Views: 133664

Re: Post YOUR music here (Merged : The Rainbow Correction)

I expect to get ripped a brand new asshole. Emotionally charged, usually one instrument. For fans of minimalist music, dynamic music and improvisation. http://www.last.fm/music/Denizen+Nomad/You+will+never+amount+to+anything+and+die+alone < if you're going to bother, listen to this one. http://www.l...
by Jackpot
Wed Mar 25, 2009 1:48 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Beatles Challenge. (Lasting Longer Than 1 Hour)
Replies: 24
Views: 1641

Re: 1 hour beatles challange.

I have a question for you, Jackpot, are cover versions of Beatles songs allowed? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUck no. I've heard Vic Wooten's version of Norwegian wood, and the original. Let's just say that Paul McCartney is way overpaid. Well, that was this week's fail thread of the moment. Tune in the ne...
by Jackpot
Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:45 am UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Beatles Challenge. (Lasting Longer Than 1 Hour)
Replies: 24
Views: 1641

Beatles Challenge. (Lasting Longer Than 1 Hour)

I will check this thread in precisely one hour. By then, I want a consensus on one, and ONLY ONE Beatles song you think will change my mind of the Beatles from untalented, teen girl magnet, pompous pop band to musical genius. I like music that is fast, complicated, and innovative. My last.fm is http...
by Jackpot
Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:19 am UTC
Forum: Comics/Graphic Novels
Topic: Why is Rorschach so likeable?
Replies: 91
Views: 48850

Re: Why is Rorschach so likeable?

hypnotic mask.
by Jackpot
Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:32 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Blistering blue barnacles
Replies: 28315
Views: 2589712

Re: Rant Thread

I hate my ex. I hate myself. I hate human beings. I hate the way that we can't use free will to decide what the right thing is, then automate ourselves untill the next period at which we are required to come up with a solution to something.
by Jackpot
Fri Mar 06, 2009 4:29 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Lucky Ten Thousand (TIL)
Replies: 13198
Views: 1247922

Re: Today I Learned

yesterday, I learned to stop thinking my ex is not beyond repair.

That bitch is beyond repair ladies and gentlemen.
by Jackpot
Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:21 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Favorite Musical Character
Replies: 29
Views: 1870

Re: Favorite Musical Character

by Jackpot
Tue Feb 03, 2009 10:19 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Beatles vs. The Who!
Replies: 60
Views: 11432

Re: Beatles vs. The Who!

NB : this is getting sidetracked. please split off the sections not about the beatles being fuckawesome. underlined : quote. Response to Various Varieties Maxwell's Silver Hammer as an example of a song that's not cheesy? :shock: It's a song about brutalising people over the head with a hammer, and...
by Jackpot
Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:29 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Ranking: Best Songs Ever
Replies: 298
Views: 22426

Re: Ranking: Best Songs Ever

Immortal_Z wrote:[+] Won't Get Fooled Again -The Who

no one reads the rules anymore.


Rob Halford wrote:Breaking the law, breakin the law!


frame of referance. delete me off the face of the earth.
by Jackpot
Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:27 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: What are you listening to?
Replies: 9535
Views: 984110

Re: What are you listening to?

JUKE- BOX- HERO!
Staaars in his eeeeyeees!
by Jackpot
Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:25 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Beatles vs. The Who!
Replies: 60
Views: 11432

Re: Beatles vs. The Who!

You just all-out say that the beatles sucked. But what about them? Is their music grating to your ears? their lyrics generally are, with some execptions (maxwell's silver hammer). Too cheesy, lovey dovey and ready for mass consumption. EDIT : Even "I look at all the lonely people". 1) mos...
by Jackpot
Sun Feb 01, 2009 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Traditional Music (Indian, Chinese, Iranian, etc)
Replies: 22
Views: 2954

Re: Traditional Music (Indian, Chinese, Iranian, etc)

BARF! FART! COFF

Sorry about those. Good stuff with the ethnic music. You might be interested in these ;)
by Jackpot
Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:04 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Song for your funeral?
Replies: 74
Views: 5722

Re: Song for your funeral?

Self composed title : "you will never amount to anything and die alone".

Half an hour long bass solo/concherto.

http://www.last.fm/music/Denizen+Nomad/ ... +die+alone

fellow self composers REPRESENT.
by Jackpot
Sun Feb 01, 2009 5:00 pm UTC
Forum: Music
Topic: Favorite Musical Character
Replies: 29
Views: 1870

Re: Favorite Musical Character

Spaceturtle from Behold.. the arctopus' "you will be reincarnated as an imperial attack spaceturtle". I imagine him to be some sort of turtle flying through an epic space battle, fighting against giant and small enemies. The dreamer/main guy from 2112 (rush) The narrator from Cygnus X-1 (r...

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