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by FCN
Fri Dec 15, 2017 9:16 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Year-End Guessing Game (updated w/ WINNERS!)
Replies: 18
Views: 1813

Re: Year-End Guessing Game & Knock Knock Jokefest

Knock knock.
Yeah?
Banana.
Huh?
Banana.
Banana?
Banana.
Ohh-kay.
Orange.
Hmm?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Uh, sure.
by FCN
Sat Sep 23, 2017 6:38 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262577

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Sableagle wrote:I wish people wouldn't go to sleep when I ask them about motel designs.
Granted. Your daily discussions about the contrasting layouts of Motel 6 and Super 8 now extend deep into the night.

I wish that my room didn't smell like sawdust.
by FCN
Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:14 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Wrong
Replies: 66
Views: 7048

Re: Your Wrong

No. All is water, so it is caught in a tsunami.

Chocolate is tasty.
by FCN
Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Wrong
Replies: 66
Views: 7048

Re: Your Wrong

Nah, he's the best there is.

I like turtles.
by FCN
Thu Jun 01, 2017 7:19 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Wrong
Replies: 66
Views: 7048

Re: Your Wrong

Just no. It can't even.

Custer died at the battle of Little Bighorn.
by FCN
Wed May 24, 2017 7:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: In Soviet Russia
Replies: 44
Views: 8953

Re: In Soviet Russia

ISR: xkcd makes you slightly worse.
by FCN
Wed May 24, 2017 7:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Your Wrong
Replies: 66
Views: 7048

Re: Your Wrong

No, flowers spew their love in the air to make baby flowers.

Some crows are birds.
by FCN
Tue Jan 13, 2015 8:25 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Anti-Joke thread.
Replies: 192
Views: 40534

Re: The Anti-Joke thread.

A rabbi, an engineer, and an Irishman walk into a bar. The bartender feels a brief burst of pride for running a bar that attracts such a diverse range of patrons.
by FCN
Tue Jan 13, 2015 7:32 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly SAFER.
Replies: 18
Views: 4453

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly SAFER.

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The Thirty Meter [redacted] will be renamed The Flesh-Searing Eye on the [redacted].

1294
by FCN
Wed Jul 02, 2014 10:01 pm UTC
Forum: What If?
Topic: What-If 0103: "Vanishing Water"
Replies: 86
Views: 21184

Re: What-If 0103: "Vanishing Water"

Interesting that Randall predicts an acceleration of global warming if the seas disappeared. I would've expected it to cause cooling, since there would be a large drop in atmospheric water vapor, which accounts for a large fraction of the greenhouse effect.
by FCN
Thu May 16, 2013 9:08 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8658
Views: 1747017

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Pingouin7 wrote:Not by me, but this is relevant.

(Apologies if this has been posted before already.)

That was the inspiration for this one.
by FCN
Sat May 11, 2013 7:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8658
Views: 1747017

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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Unpredictable but memorable, like the Penguin of Doom.
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by FCN
Sat Dec 01, 2012 5:20 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8658
Views: 1747017

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

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What, you thought the cabbage would sink the boat? If an elevator's maximum capacity is twelve, you're not going to break it by carrying a dozen cabbages on board.
by FCN
Tue Nov 20, 2012 5:57 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No, That's A...
Replies: 395
Views: 41485

Re: No, That's A...

No, that's a mole, or a gram-molecule (and a-wan was probably thinking of walk Moliere). Guacamole is what a smitten Italian feels for a New England Patriots tight end.
by FCN
Tue Oct 30, 2012 8:30 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No Repeats
Replies: 174
Views: 27483

Re: No Repeats

I think the dentist doesn't sing them foreign arias.

I would ve t g smn h y r
by FCN
Wed Oct 17, 2012 10:13 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: No Repeats
Replies: 174
Views: 27483

Re: No Repeats

Its premise did not really succeed

Asinto kl mre p h g
by FCN
Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:54 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Create your own political party (or join one)
Replies: 65
Views: 13527

Re: Create your own political party (or join one)

We support the US Bill of Rights and will appoint judges who will vigorously defend the Third Amendment. As a Third Amendment liberal, I want to party with you. Man, I could tell you some stories. There's Dave's grandmother , who "was quite outraged about the British soldiers who had been quar...
by FCN
Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:03 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4240
Views: 520571

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I played a little piano.
by FCN
Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:59 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262577

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

flicky1991 wrote:I wish for more pineapple-textured things.

Granted. Have a seat in your new chair.

I wish for an oven that could cook food instantaneously.
by FCN
Wed Sep 12, 2012 10:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Neverending Analogy
Replies: 86
Views: 11585

Re: The Neverending Analogy

A food fight is like anal sex: you may not be using things for their intended purpose, but it sure is fun.
by FCN
Wed Sep 12, 2012 8:01 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: ITT: We make lame threads.
Replies: 1851
Views: 154280

Re: ITT: We make lame threads.

Oh yeah? Well it would be a shame if someone didn't wipe off the top of your glue bottle after using it. Just think about that glue sitting there, solidifying, sealing off the opening. If you ever wanted to glue something again, you'd have to pick at that dried glue with your fingernails to peal it ...
by FCN
Wed Aug 29, 2012 5:39 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rap Battle Thread!
Replies: 362
Views: 189138

Re: Rap Battle Thread!

I could start with the demographics on accident rates But I don't think you do so well with facts so let me cut to the chase Just return to your breath, that contemplative state I put you in a trance, my flow's hypnotic It seeps through brain like a narcotic Flow so fluid, rhymes aquatic You wanted ...
by FCN
Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:15 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: the duplicate game game
Replies: 578
Views: 90427

Re: the duplicate game game

You're the scum of the Earth, you're barely human
You stand for nothing, like the "S" in Truman
You make flowers wilt and mirrors shatter
Puppies whimper and children scatter
by FCN
Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:12 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
Replies: 8658
Views: 1747017

Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

Today's Doghouse Diaries makes xkcd slightly worse. Similar concept to TheChewanater's version.

Originals: http://xkcd.com/724/ http://xkcd.com/888/
by FCN
Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:04 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: the duplicate game game
Replies: 578
Views: 90427

Re: the duplicate game game

An uncooked slice of bacon is like male genitalia, no fun while it's still soft and limp.
by FCN
Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4240
Views: 520571

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

I've seen it - the plot twists in a different direction entirely.
Spoiler:
It turns out that the giraffe is a cop.
by FCN
Mon Jun 11, 2012 2:00 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262577

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

Pjotr wrote:I wish I had a rabbi in a hat with a bat and a '64 Impala

Your wacky wish came true. The yarmulked rabbi smashed one headlight with the bat, and now he's looking to take a swing at your head.

I wish my chair was comfier.
by FCN
Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:59 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1064: "Front Door"
Replies: 80
Views: 20417

Re: 1064: "Front Door"

Now with title text:

FYI: I'll be releasing a wolf into a randomly-chosen front yard sometime in the next 30 years. Now your fear is reasonable, and you don't need to feel embarrassed anymore. Problem solved!
by FCN
Mon May 28, 2012 5:03 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1061: "EST"
Replies: 128
Views: 44052

Re: 1061: "EST"

Started out in high nerd. Ended up "And everyone has to wear their underwear outside of their pants, so we can check."
by FCN
Mon May 21, 2012 4:58 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Neverending Analogy
Replies: 86
Views: 11585

Re: The Neverending Analogy

Sex is like a mirror, since they both multiply the numbers of man.
by FCN
Mon May 21, 2012 4:53 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: You must not say duck
Replies: 8258
Views: 762376

Re: You must not say the D-word

Mallards have ridiculous penises.
by FCN
Mon May 21, 2012 4:51 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262577

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

eculc wrote:I wish I had guessed "bunnies."

Granted. But the answer was radishes, so you're wrong either way.

I wish I had a tasty radish.
by FCN
Fri May 11, 2012 4:17 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Non-Sequitur Showdown.
Replies: 4240
Views: 520571

Re: Non-Sequitur Showdown.

There are two kinds of people in the world. Three, tops.
by FCN
Fri May 11, 2012 4:16 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262577

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

I wish for a large hammerhead and a practically-sized tail. Granted. The tail is rather stylish and not uncomfortable, except when you are trying to sit, but the extremely wide head makes you unlovable and unable to wear a helmet. I wish that, when I walked into another room to get something, I alw...
by FCN
Thu May 10, 2012 10:38 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rap Battle Thread!
Replies: 362
Views: 189138

Re: Rap Battle Thread!

I've got my quotient of quotables, potent like potables Infectious, portentous, you know folks wanna quote a few Now you think you're the man cause your thumbs are opposable? Better work on your skills cause your rhymes are disposable You drop line after line, execrable, inexorable Doesn't make you ...
by FCN
Thu May 10, 2012 9:11 pm UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rap Battle Thread!
Replies: 362
Views: 189138

Re: Rap Battle Thread!

You're rhymes are shit, theirs a flock of flies on top of em All you do is insist that we apostrophize properly You try to lay down the law but you can't cuff me Your just a grammer Nazi whose been caught by Muphry A word of advice, though it has come too late In a real rap battle, no one can hear y...
by FCN
Wed May 02, 2012 6:20 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Misquote-a-Wish!
Replies: 1029
Views: 262577

Re: Misquote-a-Wish!

ShortChelsea wrote:I wish that I didn't have a goatee.

Granted. You are now less evil. But it turns out that people like evil. Evil is fun. Evil is interesting. Even you are getting bored with yourself.

I wish I could fall asleep when I wanted to.
by FCN
Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:23 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1043: “Ablogalypse”
Replies: 91
Views: 30232

Re: 1043: “Ablogalypse”

Hey you guys... I hate to break it to you, but Randall actually made a mistake with this one. The Google Trends graph is clearly labelled as having been adjusted for the two to even appear prettily in the same range. (right above the graph, you get: blog 1.00 to tumblr .08). "Blog" is in ...
by FCN
Thu Apr 19, 2012 6:17 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1043: “Ablogalypse”
Replies: 91
Views: 30232

Re: 1043: “Ablogalypse”

Julian Sanchez argues that the trend is based on the fact that "tumblr" is a useful search filter, and "blog" increasingly is not. Tumblr is a specific domain and hosts a specific type of content, so if you're searching for something that you saw on tumblr, you're likely to asso...

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