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by dasknocker
Thu Jan 01, 2009 2:37 am UTC
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Post in this thread and get banned
Replies: 133
Views: 25193

Re: Post in this thread and get banned

Major Tom to ground control, I think we have a problem.

(USER HAD JAM WITH HIS TOAST)
by dasknocker
Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:40 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 158002

Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

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by dasknocker
Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:19 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Naming your car
Replies: 77
Views: 3345

Re: Naming your car

I've always been fond of naming a car after notable drivers or engineers. In the case of Beefychip's Jetta, I'd be rather fond of Jutta.

STRONG LEIK DIESEL.
FEMININE FOR SMOOTHEN LINEZ.
IS RALLY DRIVER. GUDH LINEAGE.
by dasknocker
Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:00 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: New Years Resolutions - Let The Lies Begin!
Replies: 110
Views: 6219

Re: New Years Resolutions - Let The Lies Begin!

Last year's resolution: 1024x768. This year's resolution: 1280x800. In all seriousness, y (current)-1 : ⋅ Get a job ( Complete ) ⋅ Gym, daily( Complete ) ⋅ Become a happy individual ( Complete ) ⋅ Lessen gaming ( Complete ) ⋅ Rid student-debt...
by dasknocker
Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:50 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Ever had a weird roommate?
Replies: 43
Views: 3967

Re: Ever had a weird roommate?

Let me tell you about my roommate. He's a pretty good roommate, really -- he doesn't take up a lot of space, and is pretty quiet most of the time. But he is a bit weird: He has an amazing ability to go to sleep in ten minutes flat, but unfortunately, he also wakes up at the slightest distur...
by dasknocker
Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:32 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: The Logical and Ethical Shortcomings of the Pokémon Games...
Replies: 223
Views: 16968

Re: The Logical and Ethical Shortcomings of the Pokémon Games...

I recall that there was one break in on Red/Blue in Cerulean City, which involved a single policeman...it seems the only policeman in the game actually. Unless you count the thirsty guards...one could have gotten the drinks, I mean, they've already let Team Rocket in! Thirsty guards... the very ide...
by dasknocker
Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:15 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Christmas Lists, anyone?
Replies: 46
Views: 22126

Re: Christmas Lists, anyone?

1. Someone who genuinely needs help on Christmas day, as to validate my working. Dead batteries show no favour to holidays. 2. A good skeleton watch. 3. A UM-740 . [Not that I already ordered it, nooooo! :D] 4. Physics books! 2) Oxfords with big clunky soles, such as these - http://www.dmusastore.co...
by dasknocker
Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:38 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange/Antiquated/Crazed/Delusion-filled Websites
Replies: 86
Views: 8605

Re: Strange/Antiquated/Crazed/Delusion-filled Websites

For the "Strange" category. I'd mention the colour scheme, but the content takes the cake in this example. NSFW . http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ChristianWives4BlackSeed And if you don't have a Y! account, or rather not have it linked with viewing the site, see below. ChristianWives4BlackSe...
by dasknocker
Mon Dec 01, 2008 9:09 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Post your boat race.
Replies: 20862
Views: 2226084

Re: Postify your facerity

I'm generally an elusive figure, but get some alcomahols in me and you've got yourself a photo. And a dandy one at that. Unfourtunately I'm not the one holding the sausage, but the fellow guffawing in the back with a rather lopsided grin. ...I have so much cheek skin....
by dasknocker
Mon Nov 24, 2008 3:32 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange/Antiquated/Crazed/Delusion-filled Websites
Replies: 86
Views: 8605

Re: Strange/Antiquated/Crazed/Delusion-filled Websites

Delusion-filled: http://www.exposingsatanism.org/harrypotter2.htm "In this second book in the series, Mrs. Rowling, who for many years studied Satanism and Kabbalah in France and several other secularized old world countries, represents the Immaculate Conception by Ginny of Tom as rape, of the...
by dasknocker
Thu Nov 20, 2008 12:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How has the economy affected you?
Replies: 44
Views: 3415

Re: How has the economy affected you?

Hours cut, from a regular weekly schedule of 32 to 40 hours down to 22 hours. And we're one of the better stores (autoparts sales). The local job market has been bloody awful for college students/sub-graduates, we generally receive about 12 applications a week, after being told that we're not hiring...
by dasknocker
Wed Nov 19, 2008 5:27 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: We [i]Lord[/i] our Genealogy (and anscestors)
Replies: 47
Views: 2358

Re: We [i]Lord[/i] our Genealogy (and anscestors)

The farthest back were Vikings who raided Britton monastaries, then settled in Scotland to form the Mac/McNab clan, then married into to the Duncans right in the early 1000's.

So, whenever there's a Pirate or Ninja debate, I'll throw in Vikings for good measure.
by dasknocker
Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:16 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body
Replies: 1607
Views: 158002

Re: Strange or even mildly amusing things about your body

Come on, I know this is the 'fess thread, but I know I'm not the only one who shaves his nipple hairs. Nor do I understand this whole "razor shaving off nipple" fear- my blades have not a nick made.
by dasknocker
Fri Nov 14, 2008 8:08 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Obama to appoint CTO, support Net Neutrality
Replies: 17
Views: 1930

Re: Obama to appoint CTO, support Net Neutrality

In related Obamosome News Obama is planning to have a fireside chat every week on Youtube.

Although I once had deep reservations about this man, the last week's-worth of news has made me *glee* like a schoolgirl on ecstasy.
by dasknocker
Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:48 pm UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: The Logical and Ethical Shortcomings of the Pokémon Games...
Replies: 223
Views: 16968

Re: The Logical and Ethical Shortcomings of the Pokémon Games...

fishyfish777 wrote:Image
Something reminiscent of a covenant Elite from Halo. Gone wrong. Without a Plasma Sword or intelligence.


Or: a shiny shiny space penis.
That is all.
by dasknocker
Thu Nov 13, 2008 2:32 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: The Logical and Ethical Shortcomings of the Pokémon Games...
Replies: 223
Views: 16968

Re: The Logical and Ethical Shortcomings of the Pokémon Games...

Ditto. Poor,poor ditto. Think too, on the implications of a world of ditto: who needs sex toys? Or better yet, your first date? Where would the line be drawn, could you actually marry such a thing as a transformed ditto? Also, an adult version of Pokemon with morally ambiguous decisions would be WIN.
by dasknocker
Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:27 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Obama to appoint CTO, support Net Neutrality
Replies: 17
Views: 1930

Re: Obama to appoint CTO, support Net Neutrality

I'm surprised the fact that Eric Schmidt is the main candidate for CTO hasn't been cause for psuedo-alarm/trolling here on the board. What, you mean Teh Google bought the government? Oh teh noes!" Personally, though, I'm thinking "Oh teh YESSSHHHHHH." Also, I love the mods. :lol:
by dasknocker
Sun Nov 09, 2008 4:50 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange/Antiquated/Crazed/Delusion-filled Websites
Replies: 86
Views: 8605

Re: Strange/Antiquated/Crazed/Delusion-filled Websites

Every time I see an rr-bb forum link, I know it's one of three things: ⋅ A new technology has been introduced that is likely to be used by the antichrist (or the ole' AC for us non-regulars), and the Lord be praised because surely it means Rapture is coming. ⋅ There's been progr...
by dasknocker
Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:48 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange/Antiquated/Crazed/Delusion-filled Websites
Replies: 86
Views: 8605

Re: Strange/Antiquated/Crazed/Delusion-filled Websites

Every time I see an rr-bb forum link, I know it's one of three things: ⋅ A new technology has been introduced that is likely to be used by the antichrist (or the ole' AC for us non-regulars), and the Lord be praised because surely it means Rapture is coming. ⋅ There's been progre...
by dasknocker
Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Swears, curses, oaths
Replies: 101
Views: 5980

Re: Swears, curses, oaths

Changing the direction of the thread slightly - WHEN do you guys use these expletives? I'm assuming you're not going to yell "Goddamn-mother-fucking-shit-son-of-a-whore" at someone who accidentally nudges you on a crowded bus. My uses are to the right of the profanity string. Also, Cottli...
by dasknocker
Sun Oct 26, 2008 1:33 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Swears, curses, oaths
Replies: 101
Views: 5980

Re: Swears, curses, oaths

Shitbuckets . "You have terminal cancer." "Well shitbuckets!" Bollocksing hell . *Stares at 40 minutes of Orlando gridlock* "Bollocksing hell, man." Quadruple-fucking-christ . "Quadruple fucking christ, Steve! When I say, 'Don't add to water, I mean it!...
by dasknocker
Sat Oct 25, 2008 3:45 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Strange/Antiquated/Crazed/Delusion-filled Websites
Replies: 86
Views: 8605

Re: Strange/Antiquated/Crazed/Delusion-filled Websites

blakat1313 wrote:True Christian
I can only cite Poe's law and hope for the best with this one.


http://truechristian.com/kidzbabel.html

I lol'd with much gusto.

http://www.customcreaturetaxidermy.com/ ... ntasy.html

One day, when I'm rich enough, I will buy myself many Capricorns.
by dasknocker
Fri Oct 24, 2008 5:00 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Honeymoon Ideas?
Replies: 18
Views: 1430

Re: Honeymoon Ideas?

I can attest that Costa Rica is indeed quite fun, with fun being the predominant term here. Personally, I'd favour it as the first vacation, unless you both are avid outdoors-y types that would prefer a night spent on the edge of an rainforest, at the base of an active volcano, with hotsprings and c...
by dasknocker
Tue Oct 07, 2008 4:31 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Explain your avatar!
Replies: 1628
Views: 112597

Re: Explain your avatar!



And just when you start to think you've seen everything on the internet...
by dasknocker
Tue Oct 07, 2008 12:28 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: experiment upon me please; cough/sore throat cures
Replies: 28
Views: 1828

Re: experiment upon me please; cough/sore throat cures

EDIT: Mis-read threat title. Anywhoo, Lysine is good stuff.
by dasknocker
Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:34 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 134962

Re: Making the world a weirder place

Some things I have to try: 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. ...
by dasknocker
Sun Oct 05, 2008 3:30 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 134962

Re: Making the world a weirder place

I have come up with several ideas involving garden gnomes. the first would be a simple random placement of gnomes that might occasionally change. the second would be a group of gnomes that migrate nightly to various places around campus. The third and in my opinion best idea is to do something like...
by dasknocker
Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:43 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do you describe a feeling?
Replies: 12
Views: 1310

Re: How do you describe a feeling?

Only if I'm allowed to laugh it. "Mu-ua-ua-ave!"
mxyzptlk wrote:All I know is that I spend 8 hours a day staring at a glowing rectangle, about 19" across then I go home and look at the same thing but larger and I'm fucking sick of it.


On a second glance, this sounds like a censored hentai comic.
by dasknocker
Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:50 pm UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Florida people
Replies: 231
Views: 48603

Re: Florida people

Methinks flying a plane around the space center while a rocket with classified and extraordinarily expensive equipment launches would be a very, VERY bad idea.

What is the cap around the launch area anyway, 25 miles and a damn good reason for even being that close?
by dasknocker
Thu Sep 25, 2008 5:26 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The veteran lounge
Replies: 55
Views: 3738

Re: The veteran lounge

Semantics really. If it caught me at an odd angle I could take the phrase "serving your country" as an insult too. As in, have you served you country? Well, yes actually, I pay my taxes, take care of my community, and vote- thus I serve my country. I personally don't believe that serving y...
by dasknocker
Wed Sep 24, 2008 3:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: How do you describe a feeling?
Replies: 12
Views: 1310

Re: How do you describe a feeling?

This is why I got a sunshield for my laptop. Now I can read the ramblings of us whackjobs in the wonders of the sun and wind. Well, when I'm not yelling at the dog for unearthing the mole people and bring about a new apocalypse. Or, yelling at the screen when there's someone wrong on the internet. P...
by dasknocker
Wed Sep 24, 2008 4:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Explain your avatar!
Replies: 1628
Views: 112597

Re: Explain your avatar!

I'm a patriotic smartass who has questionable humour and likes to occasionally bring people who hate each other into common disdain for me. And then mock them. And turn them against each other. Then eat some oreos and milk. So far I've been accused of supporting US jingoism and disrespecting the Ame...
by dasknocker
Mon Sep 22, 2008 3:36 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The veteran lounge
Replies: 55
Views: 3738

Re: The veteran lounge

@Savara: We have some very good outfits in the IDF, on par with the SAS. On the other hand, my unit is so small (because we're unneeded) that most people I've met never even heard of it. About the killing people part: being born here is not a reason to kill people. What many people ...
by dasknocker
Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:27 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: It's over whun thouussaaaaaannnnddd!!!
Replies: 167
Views: 13175

Re: KILOPOST!!!!!

And your awesomeness in post-content has not been diluted. Well, barring a certain thread boasting of said post-count.

Oh wait, no, FIRE! AWESOME.
Dun-du-na-na, dun-dunna-dun-dun-da! Needs moar superbowl theme song!
by dasknocker
Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:37 am UTC
Forum: XKCD Meetups
Topic: Florida people
Replies: 231
Views: 48603

Re: Florida people

Balls to the nth power. I work until four on the twenty-sixth. If it is delayed I'll check the schedule but that day is a no-go for me. ;_;

-1 XKCDian.
by dasknocker
Sun Sep 21, 2008 3:58 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: I'm looking for a Sad movie
Replies: 27
Views: 2137

Re: I'm looking for a Sad movie

you guys are trying to hard. find any movie where a dog is one of the main "actors" in an action movie. that dog is fucking doomed. and if you don't cry when a dog bites it in a movie, then you aren't human. How about two dogs reassuring themselves as they consciously embrace the end afte...
by dasknocker
Sun Sep 21, 2008 2:52 am UTC
Forum: Gaming
Topic: PC gaming: Which OS to use?
Replies: 23
Views: 2501

Re: PC gaming: Which OS to use?

If you're planning on getting a rig with more than three gigs of memory and a respectable graphics card over $100(USD), and planning to keep it for more than a year and a half, then I'd say shoot for Vista, any 64 bit edition. While XP is still my personal favorite, all those fancy schmancy new game...
by dasknocker
Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:02 pm UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: Favorite Childhood Films (Merged:Movies that nerds loved)
Replies: 80
Views: 6642

Re: Favorite Childhood Films (Merged:Movies that nerds loved)

Lemme, see: The Plague Dogs. Brave Little Toaster. Bookmaster. All Dogs Go To Heaven. Short Circuit. Then when I was five I got to see X-Files in theatre. I felt so adult, and it took all my willpower to not curl-up behind my popcorn bag. Of course, once I got out I remember boasting about it at Kin...
by dasknocker
Wed Sep 17, 2008 4:34 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Making the world a weirder place
Replies: 1920
Views: 134962

Re: Making the world a weirder place

"Hey Google - Okita, from ____" (I am not going to put my real name here :P) Not here, but on a Google search its ok? :-P Well, seeing as they know your fetishes, hobbies, email addresses, purchases and street address, the last name of little 'ole you isn't that big in the grand scheme of...
by dasknocker
Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:12 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: The veteran lounge
Replies: 55
Views: 3738

Re: The veteran lounge

I'm currently in the DEP for the Navy Nuke school; leaving on February 18th. Thus I don't have any interesting stories of my own, but I do have two friends currently in the program and loving it. The most common thing you'll hear from students before Prototype is "Stress + Nerds/Geeks = WTF mom...

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