Do not pass go. Do not collect any food. Go read it now!
What if the book is past Go?
(For reference I've read all 5 books >.>)
The Hyphenator wrote:Granted. You have a good time and return home exhausted. A week later, you die of spontaneous combustion.
I wish spontaneous combustion was real.
Antimony-120 wrote:Granted but it has one of those exploding batteries in it.
I wish people would goddamn answer their phone when they said they would (I wanna go rock climbing damnit!)
Grooving Tony wrote:granted but now you remember everyones birthdays so have to buy them present and theres no way you can say you forgot so you end up becoming poor.
i wish i had a pet fish
Felltir wrote:Granted, but because I hate them so much, I dunked it in acid which is on fire, first, and make you eat it. You, not surprisingly, die.
I wish someone would say my hatred of iPods is rational.