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by Burkitt
Wed Aug 03, 2016 4:57 pm UTC
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Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
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Re: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.

That is so much worse it's awesome.
by Burkitt
Mon Aug 01, 2016 4:45 pm UTC
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Is this the laziest xkcdsw ever?

From xkcd 1714
by Burkitt
Wed Jul 13, 2016 11:13 am UTC
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Alt text: Continued silence.

From xkcd 1706
by Burkitt
Tue Jul 05, 2016 6:13 pm UTC
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My computer has a bug too. Actually, I think it might be a spider.

An edit of my last xkcdsw, I remembered the long word for "horrifying bug" I was trying to think of.

From xkcd 1700
by Burkitt
Fri Jul 01, 2016 1:53 pm UTC
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My computer has a bug too. Actually, I think it might be a spider.

From xkcd 1700
by Burkitt
Fri Jun 24, 2016 10:30 am UTC
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Farage also promised £350 million per week extra for the NHS, and now that we've voted says that was a mistake.

From xkcd 985 and Brexit.
by Burkitt
Tue Jun 07, 2016 3:38 pm UTC
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Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
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The human resources department shines an uncomfortably harsh light on my prospects of still having a job.

From xkcd 1690
by Burkitt
Tue May 24, 2016 6:57 pm UTC
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Jesus, can't you just Google it?

From xkcd 1684
by Burkitt
Thu Apr 28, 2016 6:54 pm UTC
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Our copy of The Big Book of Fun With Physics has some mistranslations which we should really fix.

From xkcd 1670
by Burkitt
Wed Apr 20, 2016 12:59 pm UTC
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We make xkcd 1669 slightly worse triple bill! http://i.imgur.com/naXTBSQ.png You can recognise it by the long fuselage, high unswept wings with large turboprop engines, and T-tail. From xkcd 1669 http://i.imgur.com/ZztHkzY.png I have nothing more to say here. I told you, I don't actually know anythi...
by Burkitt
Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:35 pm UTC
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At least they got the magazine out, unlike the January 2000 issue of the Y2K System Preparation Newsletter.

From xkcd 1655
by Burkitt
Fri Feb 26, 2016 10:11 am UTC
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It took me an embarrassingly long time to realise that was a reference to Trainspotting the book/film. http://i.imgur.com/hqR2u9W.png After many years spent working on their first successful translation, the inter-universe communication team made the tactical decision not to reveal that its full tit...
by Burkitt
Mon Feb 22, 2016 1:46 pm UTC
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Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
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Some of you may be thinking, 'But wait, isn't the fastest train the USAF rocket sled?' And you'd be right, and rocket sleds are awesome too!

From xkcd 1644
by Burkitt
Sat Feb 20, 2016 5:31 pm UTC
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http://i.imgur.com/zYhT4VJ.png I'll miss my real friends, but it's my land friends I really feel sorry for - have you seen what's been happening to the price of coal lately? From xkcd 1645 , xkcd 433 , and XKCD Answers: How Many Issues of Popular Mechanics Does it Take to Sink a Battleship? @Coyne ...
by Burkitt
Fri Feb 19, 2016 11:12 am UTC
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Hot sauce for my real friends, real sauce for my hot friends?

From xkcd 1645
by Burkitt
Mon Feb 15, 2016 5:24 pm UTC
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And it's between midnight and noon, so I don't have to worry about which clock to use either!

xkcd 1643
by Burkitt
Fri Feb 12, 2016 10:06 am UTC
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Can we or can we not use this one to shoot at pigeons?

From xkcd 1642 and the Laser Interferometer Gravitational-Wave Observatory.
by Burkitt
Tue Feb 09, 2016 3:59 pm UTC
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Topic: ITT: We make xkcd slightly worse.
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I wanna go back to being pretentious. I like being pretentious. Pretentious's all I got. That, and my sweet sweet hat.

From xkcd 1640 and The IT Crowd S03E02 "Are We Not Men?"
by Burkitt
Sun Feb 07, 2016 2:03 pm UTC
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http://i.imgur.com/gWQs5wr.png I searched fanfiction.net and archiveofourown.org for xkcd slash fiction, and... there are two stories, both Black Hat / Danish. And they don't even call her by the right name. Get to work crazy slash fiction writers! From xkcd 1638 also xkcd 1439 (Black Hat) xkcd 163...
by Burkitt
Fri Feb 05, 2016 12:01 pm UTC
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Add to taste = add way more than is healthy, without us having to include that in the RDA stats.

From xkcd 1639
by Burkitt
Thu Jan 28, 2016 12:16 pm UTC
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Why did they build the countryside so close to the airport?

From xkcd 1635 and xkcd 107
by Burkitt
Thu Jan 21, 2016 5:57 pm UTC
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If you read it backwards, there's another secret message!

From xkcd 1632
by Burkitt
Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:22 pm UTC
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Here in the entomology department, we have a simple two-step formula for answering any question: (1) ants are cool, and (2) where is the money coming from?

From xkcd 1610
by Burkitt
Wed Jan 13, 2016 11:48 am UTC
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Tool-Con - the tooliest conference on Earth, measured to within one millionth of an inch.

From xkcd 1629
by Burkitt
Sat Jan 02, 2016 7:51 pm UTC
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Don't want to feel old? Well you won't have to for much longer!

From xkcd 1624
by Burkitt
Mon Dec 28, 2015 1:20 pm UTC
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Actually, I hate how people take pictures when I'm trying to take better pictures.

From xkcd 1314 and 1622.
by Burkitt
Sat Dec 26, 2015 4:07 pm UTC
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Totally not an attempt to harvest physicists' identities. xkcd would never do anything like that.

From xkcd 1621
by Burkitt
Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:14 pm UTC
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And I thought last round's batch were a bunch of crazies...
by Burkitt
Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:51 pm UTC
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What about noodles?
by Burkitt
Tue Oct 06, 2015 7:04 pm UTC
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My attempt to infiltrate Cyberdyne was stymied when I was fired for eating a donut while working on a prototype.

From xkcd 1586
by Burkitt
Thu Sep 03, 2015 3:15 pm UTC
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Come on people, Randall warned us about this in xkcd 792



From xkcd 1572
by Burkitt
Fri Aug 21, 2015 5:22 pm UTC
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Why don't you come hang out and we can chat about keyboards?

From xkcd 1530


Also, is it just me or is the idea behind today's xkcd oddly similar to my last xkcdsw + alt text? Presumably a coincidence...
by Burkitt
Tue Aug 18, 2015 10:29 pm UTC
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Envelope Generator wrote:That was liquid football.


Thank you, I think.


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Also check your tyres are properly inflated and get rid of any seats you aren't using.


From xkcd 1565
by Burkitt
Mon Aug 03, 2015 11:51 am UTC
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by Burkitt
Wed Jul 29, 2015 9:40 am UTC
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Raindrops keep falling on my head...


From xkcd 1556
by Burkitt
Wed Jul 22, 2015 6:42 pm UTC
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Pika-spice, Digi-spice, Bulba-spice, Chari-spice, Mew-spice?

From xkcds 1554 and 178.
by Burkitt
Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:07 am UTC
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Okay, my turn - name the 1997 Labour cabinet.

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What, like the Beatles?


Both from xkcd 1554.
by Burkitt
Sat Jun 27, 2015 1:07 am UTC
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You are cordially invited to attend a ceremony of marriage between...


From xkcd 36

A repost from 2009, which seemed appropriate today.
by Burkitt
Mon Jun 22, 2015 11:30 am UTC
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How about we go see a movie then get dinner?

From xkcd 1541
by Burkitt
Sat Jun 13, 2015 11:12 am UTC
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What did you think a rock group had violin cases for?


From xkcd 780

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