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by gd1
Fri Sep 22, 2017 4:29 pm UTC
Forum: Computer Science
Topic: Joke programs from my cs 135 class
Replies: 1
Views: 629

Joke programs from my cs 135 class

#include <stdio.h> int main (void) { char declarationofindependence[] = "When in the Course of human events..."; printf("%s\n", declarationofindependence); return 0; } because we were talking about declarations in class (though I think that might not be?) ========================...
by gd1
Mon Sep 18, 2017 7:41 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Bad science jokes!
Replies: 100
Views: 27855

Re: Bad science jokes!

What are the criterion for the heisenberg trophy? The one that really good football players get?
by gd1
Sun Sep 17, 2017 5:11 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Why is my internet connection insecure?
Replies: 2
Views: 684

Re: Why is my internet connection insecure?

Xanthir wrote:I'm guessing that Firefox is having trouble loading something it's using as a canary (maybe related to the page's HTTPS certificate, maybe something about DNS), so it assumes your connection is being jacked.


Well, that's better than it actually being something I guess.
by gd1
Fri Sep 15, 2017 6:56 pm UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Trump presidency
Replies: 3364
Views: 205716

Re: Trump presidency

Donald "Get It in Writing" Trump.
by gd1
Thu Sep 14, 2017 2:28 am UTC
Forum: The Help Desk
Topic: Why is my internet connection insecure?
Replies: 2
Views: 684

Why is my internet connection insecure?

And how do I make it feel better about itself?

But basically, whenever the router has issues and says request timed out for about 7-10 cycles of ping google.com -t in cmd the webpages on firefox sometimes say that the internet connection is insecure instead of loading the page.
by gd1
Wed Sep 13, 2017 11:15 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1889: "xkcd Phone 6"
Replies: 31
Views: 2600

Re: 1889: "xkcd Phone 6"

So it's safe only from t>=6 months to t<=8 months and then at t>8 months but less than 10 months it's unsafe, it's safe at exactly t=10 months but not t of 10 months plus any amount of time greater than 0 (even 10 months and 1 second for example)? Safe again from t>=18 months and t<=3 years, and t>=...
by gd1
Wed Sep 13, 2017 10:42 pm UTC
Forum: Mathematics
Topic: Math: Fleeting Thoughts
Replies: 378
Views: 101040

Re: Math: Fleeting Thoughts

Heh, peach vise functions.

piecewise :p
by gd1
Mon Sep 11, 2017 7:28 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Trump presidency
Replies: 3364
Views: 205716

Re: Trump presidency

As a T-Shirt, probably not a good idea, but funny to think about:
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by gd1
Mon Sep 11, 2017 2:39 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Equifax is hacked
Replies: 27
Views: 1792

Re: Equifax is hacked

Just minorly daydreamed of a scenario where there were no hackers, viruses, or spam. No need for antivirus, no spam folder, and you wouldn't even need a password for your computer. And then my antivirus quarantined something. Oh well.
by gd1
Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:03 am UTC
Forum: News & Articles
Topic: Trump presidency
Replies: 3364
Views: 205716

Re: Trump presidency

Belial wrote:Anyway, yes, what about the alt-left


It's presently below the "x" and "z" keys on my keyboard. But my keyboard may have a different position on the matter of key location than yours. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
by gd1
Thu Aug 17, 2017 4:00 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1877: "Eclipse Science"
Replies: 18
Views: 2464

Re: 1877: "Eclipse Science"

But what if, this time, Einstein isn't proved correct, but nobody was looking?!? Gotta keep checking, or we'll not discover that we were fooled by a temporary trick of the light! It would have to happen at least two more times or else it's a fluke, and at least 29 more times to get a reasonable sam...
by gd1
Mon Aug 07, 2017 7:41 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Looks like Trump changed his tune on immigration and the border wall? (Joke)
Replies: 6
Views: 1001

Re: Looks like Trump changed his tune on immigration and the border wall?

I was just trying to make a joke. If it belongs more in a different forum then I'm cool with it being moved.
by gd1
Mon Aug 07, 2017 4:44 pm UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Looks like Trump changed his tune on immigration and the border wall? (Joke)
Replies: 6
Views: 1001

Looks like Trump changed his tune on immigration and the border wall? (Joke)

Looks like Trump changed his tune on immigration and the border wall?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=had_EfAW7rI
by gd1
Sat Jul 08, 2017 4:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1860: "Communicating"
Replies: 60
Views: 5205

Re: 1860: "Communicating"

Pfhorrest wrote:
Reka wrote:I AM GROOT!

Yeah I know it is, but where the hell are we gonna find rubber pants at this time of night?


Craigslist. It's worth a shot.
by gd1
Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:24 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Punnilingus
Replies: 125
Views: 40076

Re: Punnilingus

The proper term for large chunks of French cheese scattered all over the road?
Debris.
by gd1
Sun Jun 18, 2017 2:27 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1851: "Magnetohydrodynamics"
Replies: 30
Views: 3781

Re: 1851: Magnetohydrodynamics

Insane in the N-brane. What is the name of the next rockstar band comprised entirely of engineers and physicists? The sleight-of-hand in your magic trick is "people are saying". If wages were low and demand was high, yeah that would be something weird going on. But people are saying deman...
by gd1
Fri Jun 16, 2017 11:31 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1851: "Magnetohydrodynamics"
Replies: 30
Views: 3781

Re: 1851: Magnetohydrodynamics

rhomboidal wrote:My brain does the same whenever I heard the word "economics."


Let me try my hand some economics magic...

If demand (price) goes up when supply goes down, why are wages low in certain sectors and people are saying there's high demand for labor in those sectors?
by gd1
Sat May 20, 2017 5:08 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1839: "Doctor Visit"
Replies: 19
Views: 3431

Re: 1839: "Doctor Visit"

niauropsaka wrote:title text: According to these blood tests, you're like 30% cereal.


By that math, a person who kills 4 other people is a cereal killer.
by gd1
Sat May 13, 2017 2:46 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1756: "I'm With Her"
Replies: 446
Views: 62114

Re: 1756: "I'm With Her"

Yessss... come back to life!

I'm still kinda disappointed that the immediately following comic wasn't a withered H and other stuff.

EDIT:
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by gd1
Sat Apr 08, 2017 9:54 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1821: "Incinerator"
Replies: 25
Views: 3720

Re: 1821: "Incinerator"

measure wrote:
oblivimous wrote:How would you dispose of the word's biggest trash can?

Build an even bigger incinerator of course! (or you could cut it up, but that would be hard/boring)


Raiden disagrees.

Spoiler:
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by gd1
Thu Mar 16, 2017 7:36 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 0074: "Binary Sudoku"
Replies: 35
Views: 15018

Re: 0074: "Binary Sudoku"

Everything is bitching. The internet only has two purposes: 1. Porn 2. Complaining Well, it does allow me to play games like Team Fortress 2 and Planetside 2. For TF2, people have the duty in teufort of dancing around while I try to headshot them. In planetside 2 it's similar, except some of them s...
by gd1
Wed Mar 15, 2017 8:39 am UTC
Forum: Movies and TV Shows
Topic: The Accountant
Replies: 1
Views: 1211

The Accountant

My commentary:
Christian Wolff is no more a typical accountant than Dr. Gordon Freeman is a typical scientist.
by gd1
Sun Mar 12, 2017 11:51 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 59
Views: 9348

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

Felstaff wrote:You may be seeking this thread.


Where has that thread been all my life.

Tastiness..............2
>>>Cherry Turnover....1
>>>Water................1

Cherry Turnover......1
Water..................1
>>>Restroom............2
by gd1
Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:21 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 59
Views: 9348

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

A research company in Canada had an employee with a new, yet untested, idea. When asked about the employee by the local newspaper their comment was: We have a Thierry. When you go to the local cinema in France to see poorly rated films you are in fact going to the... Mauvais. Part of recognizing the...
by gd1
Thu Mar 02, 2017 3:19 am UTC
Forum: General
Topic: Musing about the village people songs
Replies: 2
Views: 1702

Musing about the village people songs

So, if I understand correctly, you're supposed to stay at the YMCA, use the exercise equipment to get in shape, join the Navy, and go west?
by gd1
Mon Feb 27, 2017 7:34 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1804: "Video Content"
Replies: 64
Views: 7646

Re: 1804: "Video Content"

When I go to a news site to read a story, CNN for instance, and there's a video at the top, and the story written underneath, I always stop the video and read the text instead. I find the video slightly irritating. But I've no idea my reaction is common, uncommon, or an age thing, or if there is an...
by gd1
Mon Feb 20, 2017 3:00 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1801: "Decision Paralysis"
Replies: 29
Views: 4430

Re: 1801: "Decision Paralysis"

and shut it down just as the countdown LED gets to 00:04 . These are the worst bombs: no matter how early you arrive to the scene, they only allow to be defused in the last ε to 10 seconds. No no, that's perfect. It's Schrödinger's bomb. Just ignore it and it won't go off. Or go out to breakfast, w...
by gd1
Wed Jan 25, 2017 6:00 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 59
Views: 9348

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

If the people of Earth in the Stargate universe destroyed their own planet while the Goa'uld were still around the reason they'd say it was destroyed would be: "Self-Ex-Planet-Tau'ri"
by gd1
Sun Jan 22, 2017 4:13 am UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 59
Views: 9348

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

You know what Germany said to France in WW2 when they conquered it? Allemagne.
by gd1
Mon Dec 26, 2016 6:25 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1776: "Reindeer"
Replies: 32
Views: 4784

Re: 1776: Reindeer

What happened in 1776?
by gd1
Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:38 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 59
Views: 9348

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

I just realized when someone says "Target neutralized", the original idea may have effectively come from the process of neutralizing an acid. Cool.
by gd1
Mon Dec 12, 2016 10:37 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1771: "It Was I"
Replies: 61
Views: 9188

Re: 1771: "It Was I"

Weeks wrote:Image


Sona... Masaka... Bakana...
by gd1
Sun Nov 27, 2016 8:43 pm UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1761: "Blame"
Replies: 138
Views: 19082

Re: 1761: "Blame"

Or a solution to problems tha also puts those uppity minorities back in their places vs a woman. Hahahahha a woman. Can you believe those liberals? I didn't say I agreed with the view. I'm saying that automatically saying they are evil or have a desire to express racist sentiments is going too far....
by gd1
Sun Nov 27, 2016 5:15 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1761: "Blame"
Replies: 138
Views: 19082

Re: 1761: "Blame"

Or a solution to problems tha also puts those uppity minorities back in their places vs a woman. Hahahahha a woman. Can you believe those liberals? I didn't say I agreed with the view. I'm saying that automatically saying they are evil or have a desire to express racist sentiments is going too far....
by gd1
Sun Nov 27, 2016 1:42 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1761: "Blame"
Replies: 138
Views: 19082

Re: 1761: "Blame"

Racism (and misogyny and ableism and Islamophobia) may not have been the reason they voted for him, but they all saw those things and they all decided they were okay enough with those things to vote for him anyway. As I've said before (which came from someone else originally), if you choose a racis...
by gd1
Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:37 am UTC
Forum: Individual XKCD Comic Threads
Topic: 1761: "Blame"
Replies: 138
Views: 19082

Re: 1761: "Blame"

Also, you kind of are defending voting for him, in that you're arguing that people who voted for him can still be perfectly decent human beings. I'm kind of curious. Are you in any ways actually interested in understanding why people voted for Trump or do you just wish to paint them all with the no...
by gd1
Sat Nov 26, 2016 10:13 pm UTC
Forum: Language/Linguistics
Topic: Language fleeting thoughts
Replies: 59
Views: 9348

Re: Language fleeting thoughts

Necromancy = Magic dealing with undead
Mechronancy = Something dealing with mechs?

The opera about the Marriage of Figaro resulted in a well known Figaro of speech.

EDIT: Tact is verbal minesweeper.
by gd1
Sun Nov 20, 2016 8:36 pm UTC
Forum: Science
Topic: Science fleeting thoughts
Replies: 76
Views: 10731

Re: Science fleeting thoughts

Solidarity is important. However, there are lesser states that can still possibly be acceptable. Like liquidarity or gasiarity. Not sure if plasmiarity counts, though people do get really excited about it.

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